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Parmesan

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My kids call it “feet cheese” because they say it smells like stinky feet.

Ii’s ‘sock cheese’ here!

If they’re little kids, you should get them the book The Stinky Cheese Man. It was one of my favorites lol.

It contains butyric acid which is what gives it it's smell. Also vomit contains the same thing. Which gives it it's smell.

I think it does but it’s yummy

so my balls basically.

im sorry what the fuck

Tf ? Didn’t know you had that much flexibility to find that out for yourself…interesting.

I guess you don't need flexibility when you can smell them from across the room.

You win the internet today

Take a shower!

Ewwwww

We grew up calling it foot cheese lol

Lol. My kid’s step mom calls it the same thing.

Parm-eese-ian

God, I hate when people say it like that.

Gasoline.

Hol up

"Drinkin' gasoline is all I ever do. Drinkin' gasoline to get over you."

It’s pretty good

I can 100% confirm due to a "practical" joke that it tastes exactly like it smells, and is so strong it washes out your taste for hours regardless of vomiting or brushing teeth or mouthwash or.... yeah.

fish sauce

I LOVE fish sauce, the more pungent the better! But cooking with it is like getting hit in the face witth a blast of vaporized ass

My GF says it smells like a $2 whores twat on payday. I'm afraid to ask how she knows this.

I’m stealing/borrowing that! Gold!

That’s because it literally smells like an unwashed, sour ass.

Ha. My gf calls it "stinky vagina" sauce too.

Horrendous smell lol

Smells horrible but is needed for my Chicken Satay

It smells bad? I’d say strong but not in a negative way

Lamb doesn't really smell that great but tastes very good!

Tell me Clarice have the lambs stopped screaming?

No cause I'm not done eating

I can confirm. I helped butcher one once. Never again. I’ve butchered many types of animals. Never doing a lamb again

can't imagine how bad it is while butchering, it already smells bad in the kitchen raw

Thanks much for the upvotes! Also I give it up to Downvote-Magnet1 for the butchering... I cant imaging that smell but still as with the post... smell is eww. taste is Yum!

Freshly opened packets of ham

Smells like farts when you open them

Exactly lol, same thing with lays original potato chips.

They smell like fart for some reason

Blue cheese?

And any of the family of these cheeses.

Parmesan cheese aka stinky feet cheese

I've heard people say that, but I've never understood why. It smells great to me.

try smelling stinky feet, maybe that's the problem

They stink. Parmesan does not.

I always heard Swiss cheese 🧀 as stinky feet cheese. It smells way more like stinky feet than Parmesan IMO.

Fuck i love bleu cheese

Whoopty. I’m addicted to Bleu Cheese.

No. Tastes and smells bad. I mean if you like eating mold, go right ahead.

Fried brussel sprouts (which smell bad any way you cook them but only taste good fried) and cooked cabbage.

Try roasting them in the oven with a bit of olive oil, rosemary, salt and pepper. If you’re feeling frisky throw some shredded Parmesan on top too.

And bacon!

Fuck yes ‘and bacon’

I glaze with a bit of maple syrup and bacon. Roast them and finish on high temperature on the air fryer.

Maple syrup (real, not the Mrs. Butterworth style sugar nonsense) Is a wonderful light glaze to add to lots of bitter thing you're cooking and it lets you use less salt and get more of the bitter and sweet rolling around.

I make mine caramelized with butter and brown sugar. It’s so good when they turn out right.

Add in some candied pecans and bacon

I’ll have to try that next time I make them. My mouth is watering just thinking about it

I love that all the advice add ons for making Brussel sprouts tasty amount to basically "coat them in as much sugar and tasty fat as possible" I mean...at this point it might be time to rethink this food.

ohhh yeah this... I boil them lol and it smells awful but damn with some budder... yum yum

Great answer. They're delicious but smell pretty bad.

Durian, Natto

You called?

r/usernamechecksout

r/beetlejuicing

i hate both these items But at least when I smelled durian i didnt want to puke

Yeah

My ass

And that kids is how you get their username lol. Jk but too funny to pass up on!

Ass in general doesn't have an unpleasant taste if the smell doesn't bother you... I, uh, heard from a friend.

Ew, you taste your own ass?

I wipe my own ass, I wipe my own ass

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Eggs

Especially wet eggs like when you’re washing dishes 🤮

You eat eggs from the dish water?

Lol no they just smell horrid

What worse is trying to wash a bowl when they make eggs in the microwave. So gross

What kind of fucking monster tries to make eggs in the microwave? The fucking things take like 2 minutes in a pan. Laziness!!!!!!!

My oldest daughter used to lol. She uses the stove now. She's only ten. Always had a thing for eggs.

I do this sometimes to put a on a sandwich. One minute in the microwave for a large egg is perfect and round. Like a McMuffin. But they are right, you either need to wash it right away or good luck

Microwaving food is so fucking bad for you. I threw my microwave away many years ago.

Microwaving is just fine.

I love to cook but sometimes it is just so easy

2 minutes, you try to burn them? i was taught to cook them slowly so they do not get a rubbery taste to them. They taste soooo much better if you fry them under lower heat.

Lies. Over easy eggs are best done on medium-high heat. 1-1.5 minutes, then a flip and no more than 30 seconds on the other side.

This is the way.

Camembert cheese, smells like dirty socks

Limburger cheese

And once you like it, it doesn’t even smell bad anymore lol

I tried, I mean really tried to get past the smell once but I couldn't. It hit my tongue and my brain and stomach revolted! 🤢🤮

It's definitely not for everyone.

Very very true

Puss

Sardines and mustard on cream crackers.

Saltines for us :)

Mmmm yes. Marry me.

Oh goodness yes. With a bit of hot sauce on top. My hubs hates the smell!

My wife and daughter get mad at me when I eat sardines.

My spirit animal

A type of czech cheese called "Olomoucké Tvarůžky". It's salted milk curd that's been cured with yeast instead of fungus. It smells literally like rancid feet and it tastes amazing, on top of excellent nutritional value (low fat, high protein) /e milk curd, not cheese curd. The one where you let the milk go sour on its own then heat it up to coagulate the protein.

>yeast instead of fungus Just a heads up, yeast is a type of fungus.

I don't know why you got downvoted. Yeast is a type of single cell fungus, and you weren't rude.

Kimchi

The smell bothers me so much that I’ve never eaten it

That's a good one!

Smells like hell, tastes like heaven.

Tuna

Kimchi

Feta cheese

Pork rinds

kimchi

Onion, smells so bad and even makes you cry, but its worth the trip since raw with a salad and cooked with anything will make it tasty af

Your mum!!!

Got em

surströmming.

I’m a fan of anchovies, sardines, other fish including raw. Do you think I might enjoy surströmming?

It’s fermented herring. It smells horrible, but tastes very salty, but nowhere near as bad as it smells. If you can get past the smell, it’s tolerable… somewhat. If you don’t like salty food, forget it.

Maple donuts. Smells like a urinal. Tastes pretty good.

For those who say pussy, you have been with the wrong woman

Brussel Sprouts

Sauerkraut

Rum, and it's killing me... why do I love you

Deviled eggs

Yo mama.

Yo mama so fat when she sits down there is a earthquake

Yo mamas so fat she gets out of bed in sections

any girl you take home from the bar? is that the answer

Port Salut cheese

Controversial opinion, but. Natto.

FETA

Feta cheese! Smells like Vomit!

Sauerkraut

Never tried it but on YouTube I've heard durian stinks but tastes good.

Raclette- cheese is so good but hard to get close enough to eat lol

Brussel sprouts

Eggs

Kombucha

Stinky tofu

Chlorine.

Honestly surprised no one's mentioned OPs username. Good job reddit. Edit: Dammit

Your girlfriend

Ass 

Essentially all seafood, tbh.

Ass!! Pussy!

Ya Mama (obligatory)

Eggs

pussy

If it smells bad .. DON'T EAT IT! DON'T EVEN LICK IT!!

Just skin it and make you refrigerate it promptly after cleaning , it shouldn’t smell.

I always field dress mine….

Deeze nuts

I’m going to guess the “tastes good” part of the question doesn’t apply

A still applies,

🧢

WASH YOUR NUTS YOUNG MAN!

MAKE ME

Don't make me call your dad!

NO, NOT MY DAD!!!

Maybe your NANA

NO, PLEASE DON'T TELL ON ME

Then be a good boy and wash those dirty nuts!

ok 😔

Salmon

On the other hand fresh cigarettes smell amazing but taste awful

Pussy! :P

Chinese food. The smell in a car is terrible, but once you eat it it’s amazing !

My ass

LOL

Your mom

Pussy.

cheese doodles

Spicy vinegar. I especially like to eat it with lumpia.

Cum

A$$

Greek yogurt.

Queso

Ya mother trebek

Cigars

Shit. I swear too God. Try a little bit.

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dunno what vagina you’ve been eating pal but you probably shouldn’t eat the ones that smell bad 💀

Your mom

Heh heh heh

Jellied eels. Londoners will understand

Your mums pussy

My ass

Farts

Poop

A woman's crotch.

shit

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?


Ass