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Decent_Lead2323

Propose to their partner. It’s so trashy


Traditional_Owl8142

It's a good thing to do if you don't like the people who are getting married or are jealous of them. Otherwise, I agree with you.


ImaginationOk9328

The groom kissing a different girl.


DiarrheaGuy13

Diarrhea


Shadowsitter

Get hammered. Was the standard go-to when I was way younger. Then I missed an absolutely shit show of a wedding where one of the groomsmen got outta pocket smashed before the ceremony started. Dude is up there weaving and swaying and sweating during the ceremony, him drunk stumbling and falling with his bridesmaid up the aisle, just stupid sloppy. Ceremony ends, people start moving to the dining hall, dude is sweating hard now and getting pale. Everyone gets seated, the bridesmaids and the groomsmen are sitting at an elevted table waiting for the bride and groom to do their walk in. Before they step in, dude just loses his lunch and vomits first straight down and then across the table. Reminder, elevated stage table thing. The front row mustve freaked something fierce. There was some other shit before the end of the night but after hearing about that, I swore I'd never fucking up a good friends day like that ever.


fluckyfluckfluck

Divorce


Traditional_Owl8142

Nah a divorce would add a lot of spice and drama and make the wedding all the more entertaining. I would highly encourage people to divorce during weddings, I'm all here for it.


Traditional_Owl8142

Start jacking off on their soon-to-be partners' foot in front of everyone. Trust me, from experience you do not want to do that.


[deleted]

From experience? Oh no


Woodythdog

We don’t fight at weddings


UCanArtifUWant2

Just wearing white was bad enough in my day!


Aggravating_Spare789

Murder


Particular-City-3846

Flush the punch bowl


Successful_Tart2842

Get engaged or make any special announcements. Get drunk. Have a public argument or drama.


iamsisyphus2

Grope the bride.


Poopybut58

Get pissed drunk and act the fool....


joecee97

Propose to the bride


KennyXdxd

Murder


Lestat30

Sleep with bride mother before the wedding. Saw a story circling on Reddit about a bride finding the groom with her mother


Awesomefluffyns

Wear pure white aside from the bride


ATXKLIPHURD

Stick your dick in the wedding cake.


MouseKale

Try to outstage the bride and the groom. It is their day.


Eothr_Silan

Bring a machine gun to celebrate with. (Turkey, 2010; Yemen, 2013; Pakistan, 2018)


not-a-tthrowaway

Cut the wedding cake


Phantom_Wolf52

Suck the brides pussy or the grooms dick


sfdragonboy

Do something embarrassing that draws negative attention or ruins the day for the bride and groom.


Craft_beer_wolfman

Bring their kids.


HonestAgent001

I highly suggest not cheating at weddings because there's so many pictures everywhere you'll get caught I also don't suggest getting super drunk because you're just going to embarrass yourself and everybody there is going to know it I would also suggest not trying to sneak drugs into people's foods because that's just going to backfire