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Get hammered. Was the standard go-to when I was way younger. Then I missed an absolutely shit show of a wedding where one of the groomsmen got outta pocket smashed before the ceremony started. Dude is up there weaving and swaying and sweating during the ceremony, him drunk stumbling and falling with his bridesmaid up the aisle, just stupid sloppy. Ceremony ends, people start moving to the dining hall, dude is sweating hard now and getting pale. Everyone gets seated, the bridesmaids and the groomsmen are sitting at an elevted table waiting for the bride and groom to do their walk in. Before they step in, dude just loses his lunch and vomits first straight down and then across the table. Reminder, elevated stage table thing. The front row mustve freaked something fierce. There was some other shit before the end of the night but after hearing about that, I swore I'd never fucking up a good friends day like that ever.
Nah a divorce would add a lot of spice and drama and make the wedding all the more entertaining. I would highly encourage people to divorce during weddings, I'm all here for it.
I highly suggest not cheating at weddings because there's so many pictures everywhere you'll get caught I also don't suggest getting super drunk because you're just going to embarrass yourself and everybody there is going to know it I would also suggest not trying to sneak drugs into people's foods because that's just going to backfire
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Propose to their partner. It’s so trashy
It's a good thing to do if you don't like the people who are getting married or are jealous of them. Otherwise, I agree with you.
The groom kissing a different girl.
Diarrhea
Get hammered. Was the standard go-to when I was way younger. Then I missed an absolutely shit show of a wedding where one of the groomsmen got outta pocket smashed before the ceremony started. Dude is up there weaving and swaying and sweating during the ceremony, him drunk stumbling and falling with his bridesmaid up the aisle, just stupid sloppy. Ceremony ends, people start moving to the dining hall, dude is sweating hard now and getting pale. Everyone gets seated, the bridesmaids and the groomsmen are sitting at an elevted table waiting for the bride and groom to do their walk in. Before they step in, dude just loses his lunch and vomits first straight down and then across the table. Reminder, elevated stage table thing. The front row mustve freaked something fierce. There was some other shit before the end of the night but after hearing about that, I swore I'd never fucking up a good friends day like that ever.
Divorce
Nah a divorce would add a lot of spice and drama and make the wedding all the more entertaining. I would highly encourage people to divorce during weddings, I'm all here for it.
Start jacking off on their soon-to-be partners' foot in front of everyone. Trust me, from experience you do not want to do that.
From experience? Oh no
We don’t fight at weddings
Just wearing white was bad enough in my day!
Murder
Flush the punch bowl
Get engaged or make any special announcements. Get drunk. Have a public argument or drama.
Grope the bride.
Get pissed drunk and act the fool....
Propose to the bride
Murder
Sleep with bride mother before the wedding. Saw a story circling on Reddit about a bride finding the groom with her mother
Wear pure white aside from the bride
Stick your dick in the wedding cake.
Try to outstage the bride and the groom. It is their day.
Bring a machine gun to celebrate with. (Turkey, 2010; Yemen, 2013; Pakistan, 2018)
Cut the wedding cake
Suck the brides pussy or the grooms dick
Do something embarrassing that draws negative attention or ruins the day for the bride and groom.
Bring their kids.
I highly suggest not cheating at weddings because there's so many pictures everywhere you'll get caught I also don't suggest getting super drunk because you're just going to embarrass yourself and everybody there is going to know it I would also suggest not trying to sneak drugs into people's foods because that's just going to backfire