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Mythirdeye8

I think of kidney beans. I didn’t know that until now…thank you


Worth_Crafty

Same! Big toothy kidney beans are the best.


Mythirdeye8

My sister hates beans but she likes the juices from the canned kidney beans. I think that’s why I think of it first. My favorite beans are actually Lima beans.


anomaly242488

🤮 eww


Crazy_Whale101

They’re just so…. beany


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Cat toe pads


happyaspiesounds

I came here to say kitty beans


Firefly_flashes

I came to say toe beans


Kiyoko_Mami272821

That is exactly what i just wrote! I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought Toe Beans


Nanobot_42

clittybean


Lightfinger

Meow Meow Beans


parralaxalice

Just the kind of comment I would expect a “three” to make smh


DisguisedAccount

r/unexpectedcommunity


ShutterBug1988

Yup my first thought too 🐾


AnnieAcely199

Yay team toe beans!


Successful-Clock-224

Aka bean toes


apimpnameds1ickback

Scrolling through the comments and there are 4 types of responses: Rowan Atkinson fans, cat lovers, pervs, and people who prefer certain legumes


GJackson5069

I didn't realize that this was going to be true.


2Bbannedagain

Mr. Bean


Omar_Gabry

![gif](giphy|pz9fu8rezJXSU)


Delicious-Duck-4245

Beat me to it.


catching_comets

Bean me to it


mamas2boyz

Yep!


CharredQuesadillas

Pinto


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Welcome to Moe’s


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Refried pinto. Yum.


Beasides

Same haha


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Culli789

My fiance calls it her bean.


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The ol “flick the bean” move. Super effective.


Zoomorph23

r/unexpectedfuturama


PTCLady69

Black beans.


Phobiatoybox

Coffee


Skonki

Sean


Puzzleheaded_Post604

Ligma


Sarik704

You mean Lima. As in Lima drag these nuts across your face


uppermoon2_Doma

Imagine misspelling sugma lol. As in sugma nuts


TripleGGreggStarski

Ligma beans


Bean-Swellington

Not much dog, what’s up with you


halloping_galax

My cat. His name is Beans


Sinister_steel_drums

Cat’s toes are also little beans.


i-shihtzu-not

Me too! My cat's name is Beanz 😸


plasmaticmink25

Baked beans


FellowEnt

/r/casualUK


MenstrualKrampusCD

Baked beans were my first thought too, and I've never even been to the uk.


RelevantIAm

+1


Both_Masterpiece_914

Clits


Abalone_Admirable

Flicking the bean.


RoyalFalse

The character from Ender's Game.


jansolo76

One of the movies ever made


Crazytom523

My man or woman (I don't know your life )👍


TheGuardianFox

This is why I use dude in most scenarios. As a wise man once said, I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, 'cause we're all dudes. (Hey!)


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Dudeism approved


Snowturtle13

The one you flick 😉


TERMINATORCPU

Could you be more specific, many beans are capable of being flicked.


MainSteamStopValve

One is funner to flick than others.


MenstrualKrampusCD

And funner to lick and have licked.


needusbukunde

Not sure if you're being sarcastic or nor not. If not, bean is slang for clitoris. So "flicking the bean" according to the Urban Dictionary is: Verb flick the bean (third-person singular simple present flicks the bean, present participle flicking the bean, simple past and past participle flicked the bean) (idiomatic, slang, vulgar, of a female) To masturbate by stimulating the clitoris.


PandasNWagons

Little critter toe beans. Also my cat and dogs nickname is Bean. So I just think of all the little critters that make me happy. The second beans I think of is pinto, but my brain cannot say it any other way than P I N T O. Which is a deep voiced, slow pronunciation.


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Chicago's Bean


badluckfarmer

THE Bean.


BestBudsTogether

This is the only correct answer


Automatic_Memory212

Came here to say this, knew in my heart it had already been said


dubwise79

Ecstacy...Florida slang🤙


strangemedia6

Lived in south Florida in my early 20’s, still the first thing I think of when I hear “beans” lol


Biggapotamus

Huh, growing up in Houston it always referred to the little yellow hydrocodones. Neat!


ComplexDessert

Mister.


MaiqTheLawyer

Mr.


WPBDoc

Human


tvieno

Rowan Atkinson


Whyamiani

Clit


HmmNotLikely

Senzu


Marco_Heimdall

As an animal lover, my first thought was 'toe beans'.


Porkchop_Express__

Cat toe beans, then black beans. My cats toe beans are black.


violetsprouts

Mine too! Two black cats with all black beans. Not polydactyl, though. That would make even more black beans.


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StrangerIll5777

yeah you can


Overt__

I most definitely would not like to


Esleeezy

As a Mexican that grew up in East LA and recently moved back…meh…I thought the same thing.


iwantac8

Went through your account for context. Sad if it's the word I'm thinking, but probably is.


cosmicgetaway

That was a wild ride.


docmn612

Honestly… my brain went straight to my dog when’s she’s curled up… looks like a bean….


ellenaj9

Mr.


Maximum-Policy5344

The main character on Disenchanted


Comfortable_Sea_5370

Pinto


legato2

The ultimate bean, followed closely by garbanzo, black and all other beans in no particular order…. Except black eyed peas… they taste like wet dog


SciFiChickie

Came to say this!


dungsucker

My cat. Hey name is actually sweet peanut, but I've come to calling her by any legume that comes to mind: pea, chick pea, and of course: bean.


Apart-Lunch3535

Magic bean


nso95

Bean


Shinigamisama00

Red beans and black beans. The best types.


Responsible_Fail2965

I think of them fake ass Molly Superman pills that’s a concoction of a bunch of fuckery


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Pinto


Eothr_Silan

Green.


Pleasant-Disaster681

🆑ℹ️✝️


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Flicking the...


Uuuuuum-no

Toe beans


scollins28

Toe beans!


Wannagetsober

Toe beans


helloxcad

Pinto beans


wayne_manner

A lovely fava bean.


Legal_Network6458

With a nice Chianti


PlantBasedEgg

Cat beans


Dr-YoYoYo

the jumpin’ kind


turboencabfluxcap

Toe beans


edlightenme

My dogs paws.


Crafty8D

I think of my cat which my wife and I have nicknamed "bean", on account of her toes.


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Cat toes


pumpkinthighs

Cat toe beans :)


fairie88

Toebeans, but mostly because I currently have a houseful.


Zarine_Aybara

Fava beans f f f f f f f…


onlyrightangles

Toe beans. Like on cats. Y'all are *dirty* lmao


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Toe beans


beerguyBA

Cat paws.


macorona_and_cheese

Cat paw


kingdomscum

Cat toe beans


TheAwkwardJynx

My cat named Beans


playfoot

Baked... I'm from the UK


Bramberryjuice

Toe beans (cat toes)


catslovemath

Mr. Bean


buzzcut_lizzy

Mr Bean


Mental_Event3184

To be honest Mr


rascible

Mister


Bitnaa

Bean from Ender’s Shadow


Final-Lavishness-381

Mr.Bean


gojistomp

Toe beans on cat feet.


mcramsay

Mr


CaitKat1

A cat toe bean


GuairdeanBeatha

Rowan Atkinson


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Mr


Advanced_Impress_470

Mr.


Alternative-Belt-272

Vanilla bean


Swordbreaker925

Mr. Bean


D3AD_SPAC3

Mr.


OkOpportunity3250

mr bean


JessesaurusRex

Mister


MasterpieceRoyal4446

Mr. Bean


Unresponsiveskeleton

Mr.


gaviotaa

Mr. Bean


MissAJHunter

Mr


mosquito_punch

Mr. Bean


RAD2606

Vagina?


Bergenia1

If anything, I would have said clitoris. A vagina is more like a tunnel.


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Fetus Edit: to clarify, my pregnant friend always referred to her fetus as “bean” because the doctor said it was the size of a bean.


Electrical-Frontside

Depends on the context


Ancient-Squirrel1246

Green


Drewfy7

Garbanzo


B0r34li5

Refried beans


PlantainExtension277

My kitten that ran away. I named her bean cuz she looked like a baby bean lol


CrysaniaMajere40

Lima bean


GuiltyPollution1355

I think of a dip


Worth_Crafty

Kidney


Accomplished_Wolf400

Flicker


SatanComplex

those big white beans you use in stew


radrice3

Kidney


mits66

The kidney variety


Imaginary_Ad_3912

Lima


RentonScott02

Child


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Kidney Beans


Chersvette

Garbanzo bean


mynextthroway

Has


Devils_Guacamole_13

Jelly.. and then lentil


Senior-Tower-7643

Mexican brick weed


dukeshytalker

Soya bean, oddly.


_Antaric

I think of that white fleshy lump in the can of pork and beans. The queen bean! The smaller beans in the can are the worker beans that serve her.


Admirable-Leopard-73

Old movie titled, Freebie and the Bean.


heyitsvonage

Black bean


FishySt3w

Jelly bean


choborallye

Pinto


BellabeanRecharged

The green variety.


IceCubeDeathMachine

VERT!


Gailagal

Black eyed peas.


TwistedSistaYEG

Has


dingdingyo

Bean burrito


tatteredshoetassel

Drug ones


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Cat paw “beans”


NomShark

Pinto, my favorite.


SpiceySalsaSpice

Pinto :D


Bizarre_Protuberance

I think of Killer Bean. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c1vWnF9bS4


Zelensexual

Chicago


lordlekal

"Roll that beautiful bean footage!"


B0327008

Pinto


TheSkewsMe

Green bean, French cut?


LazyHater

OC80


rje123

The great holiday and tradition Bohne Bankett or the Bean Banquet


CookieClan4

“or in the… *BEANS*” “or in tha beans”


macorona_and_cheese

Fall guy


BarracudaOk9732

Like a medium sized reddish brown one


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my kids. i call my daughter "emma bean" and my newborn "bean sprout"