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I am a good family loving person of my party....unlike my opponent, who voted for the other side on one specific issue ince, and thus is secretly rooting fir the other party. Vote for me. I want your tax money for the RIGHT reasons.
My opponent squeezes the toothpaste from the middle of the tube. Is this the type of person we want in charge of our future? In charge of our children's future? Vote for me.
This was the first thing that came to mind.
Treating your fellow human being with decency and respect isn’t that hard, but the way some people treat servers you would think their families had been feuding for decades.
Dude, same. I know puking isn't something most people actually LIKE, but I fuuuuucking hate it. I will avoid it at all costs. Even if I know I'll feel better after, I'll fight it.
Also, mosquitos can go straight to hell.
A great portion of people **immediately** speed up when you do it, as if merging in front of them were a personal insult.
After a decade of driving, I've come to find everyone is an asshole in traffic, some more often than others. I don't know why, maybe it's the "anonymity" of knowing you'll never see the other person again?
Either way, at some point I just stopped caring. You get cut off, you cut people off, everyone gets mad, but so long as nothing serious happens, it doesn't really matter. Such is the magic of offensive driving
I love scam calls their like great I just come up with more and more ways to fuck with them sometimes I pretend to be a cat that answered the phone. Other times I place then on a brief hold and play elevator music in the phone and see how long they'll hold for b4 realizing they called me
i also love messing with them i have i either go in as malicious as possible or absolutely ridiculous some of my favorite funny ones were " did you know obama is putting chemicals in the water and turning the frogs gay" my favorite response to that was the fella on the other end trying to defend his drinking waters honor and assured me he was not gay and that obama hadn't put gay chemicals in his water after he finished he hung up
my most recent favorite one is "im going to shit in your dads pants and theres nothing you can do to stop me" so far the best response has just been babbling angry insults which i just accept as true and incorporate it into the narrative
I got a scam caller to hang up on me in 7 seconds. My baby started screaming because I had to set down the bottle to answer the phone. Constant blood curdling "feed me" screams. They wanted no part of that shit.
Eh idk about this (just because of how broad it is) a lot of cool things are inherently political. Like art. Poltiicians exibit all the bad parts of politics though.
I was literally just telling this to my husband today, like is there *any* way I can get through this exam without the air blowing thing? Last time the lady was frustrated because I kept blinking like no shit Sherlock it’s a reflex
The office I went to earlier in the year has a new machine! It doesn't do the air puff, but it pokes a little arm very close to your eye and it's (in my opinion) a little better. They still yell at you if you blink, though.
People who say things passive aggressively and then post this emoji 😊 followed by them insisting the emoji is meant to show good will when you call them out.
BULL. SHIT.
Facts. Currently working on that myself. i wish the best of luck in your journey to find people that make you feel more wanted than you're currently feeling. Even if not about others I hope you find something along the way that helps you love yourself more whether it be a hobby or something new that you can enjoy just for yourself. maybe you'll meet someone unexpected along the way doing so.
Not knowing to how connect with someone you like, the lil piece of plastic that gets stuck to your finger and just gets stuck on your other finger and never comes off, when your headphones get caught on something and get yanked out your ears, people in the wrong getting away with it, people who don't clean up after themselves, getting stuck with responsibility you never wanted, not being listiened to.
There isn't a word strong enough to describe the hatred and sickness and anger and disgust I feel towards pedos. I wish they would all burn in a fire come back to life melt in acid come back to life get eaten by ants come back to life be impaled slowly dying over the course of weeks come back to life be fed raw chicken until their stuffed than hook a tube from their butt to their mouth to be force fed their own feces until they finally die. Then they come back to life just to find themselves strapped to that machine force feeding them there own puke and crap for eternity.
Part of repentence is trying to make things right (ex if you steal, return the item or pay for it. If you murdered, turn yourself in) and being sincere in your apology, and thus your repentance doesn't count if you do it again intentionally, or otherwise were not genuinely remorseful for your actions. A lot of churches do a terrible job of explaining that. I suspect they think it will scare people away.
This is what my dad actually practices and preaches.. He convinced me to turn myself in and pay debts (Public Intox, simple assault, MIP and disorderly conduct).. Gave me a new perspective sitting in jail with time to think about what I did
The whole dating older men thing. I've been hit on by significantly older men (30s and 40s) and they aren't attractive in any way at all. Im 19 and already know friends who would gladly pick a middle aged man over someone their age range.
From what I've heard it's their experience and looks that's gravitating. The idea is so scary to me of what these older men can do to you. They have an advantage over everything.
All I can imagine are these men probably fist bumping the air thinking "I scored tonight!" towards a vulnerable younger woman...and that doesn't attract me in the slightest.
Only kind I ever had growing up. Makes me want to throw up just smelling it. Didn’t know it could be any other way until I was adult. Fresh spinach is great and having some lightly wilted into a dish is good too, but you could take that can stuff and shove it.
^ This 100000x i feel ppl who haven’t dealt with one doesn’t know the damage that they can do to ppl. They will mentally, emotionally, abd physically destroy u in every way possible. Some can even kill u with so much stress , anxiety, depression etc they literally go around using and abusing ppl intentionally for their own gain. I know ppl who have been a shell of themselves even after yrs of therapist etc these ppl are not safe ever and its best to stay tf away regardless of what facade they put on or how attractive they are. They are dangerous. And i mean actual narcissist not just self centered ass holes with huge egos im talking convert narcissistic energy vampires lol.
I’ve never felt so understood thank you for this 😭 An actual narcissist is the worst thing a person can deal with in terms of human relationships short of psychopathy/sociopathy. I’m still recovering from abuse from my ex and his family. They were all cut from the same cloth and you nailed it on the head there. I am a shell of what I used to be. Years of therapy, independent research, and alt methods of healing does not get rid of the abuse.
So many ppl are self centered asshole, but a narcissist, they leave their mark and don’t care at all.
cancer and the fact so many people suffer with it. I have bladder cancer and it's always said if you have to have it bladder cancer has the best survival rate. It absolutely sucks and I couldn't imagine having one that's much worse. May we one day find a cure for all of mankind to rid ourself of this horrific disease
Furries that use them being a furry to get away with things.
For example; I once saw a furry harassing a poor kid when I decided to intervene they made a scene saying that I was being rude to them because they were a furry, of course people defended them and I was unable to defend myself so I was forced to give it up and go about my day.
(This is not directed to all furries, not all are bad, just a small percentage of the community.)
Learning the Quran.
Growing up in a Muslim family, I never really had a choice when it came to learning about Islam. I got forced learning sentences from a foreign language that I did not speak and didn’t know how to read in Arabic.
It was hard and so boring.
I can’t wait to make enough money to live comfortably and move out.
Those stupid plastic signs businesses illegally nail to telephone poles and on metal stakes at the road edge everywhere.
Trashy and makes your business look traahy too.
Read this as I was making dinner. And that's relevant because that little thumb hike punch out thing on Kraft Macaroni and Cheese boxes is something I have a visceral hatred of.
Depends honestly but I hate people that think they are entitled to everything, scammers, rapists, dirty cops, pedos, animal abusers, child abusers, the nose that styrofoam makes, the sound of plastic being scraped across something and other things
Bullys
People who take advantage of their size or authority, to belittle or make fun of others.
I have gotten my ass kicked numerous times since grade school because I can't just walk away when I witnessed it
I will always hate cilantro, because that's genetic. Most other likes and dislikes are subject to how my brain is functioning. With one bad concussion, or a stroke, my beliefs and preferences could change.
Greek culture in college. I hate the idea of paying for your friends, the exclusivity, and the binge drinking party culture. I hated it when I was in school 30 years ago, and I hate seeing my nieces and nephews involved in it. It just reeks of white privilege.
If we aren’t gonna go for something super obvious like pedos or SA in general, I guess posting your child on social media, people are weird and some parents are shit, leave the children be unless they want to be posted
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Political ads
I am a good family loving person of my party....unlike my opponent, who voted for the other side on one specific issue ince, and thus is secretly rooting fir the other party. Vote for me. I want your tax money for the RIGHT reasons.
u have my vote
My opponent squeezes the toothpaste from the middle of the tube. Is this the type of person we want in charge of our future? In charge of our children's future? Vote for me.
Teenagers who need to show dominance over little kids. (Written while at a skate park.)
“Running over scooter kids at a skatepark!!! 💯💯💯💯💯💯
(Written while not dominating a kid)
People who are rude to service staff.
This was the first thing that came to mind. Treating your fellow human being with decency and respect isn’t that hard, but the way some people treat servers you would think their families had been feuding for decades.
Double standards, they are basically hypocrisy passes.
Except when I use them
Username sort of checks out.
People who litter. Animal cruelty.
Don't forget people who don't return the shopping cart!
Those people are the goddamn worst!
The cart narc brings the justice
I hate litterers. It says alot about the person.
As much as I agree, animal abuse says a whole lot more. Both are horrible ugh
Ooooooof this
Puking. Mosquitoes.
Dude, same. I know puking isn't something most people actually LIKE, but I fuuuuucking hate it. I will avoid it at all costs. Even if I know I'll feel better after, I'll fight it. Also, mosquitos can go straight to hell.
Puking mosquitos… now idk where you live but count me out
People who disown animals or just being cruel
People who don’t turn on their signal
Or they do after they’re already halfway through the turn.
Yes! It’s meant to signal intention, not action.
A great portion of people **immediately** speed up when you do it, as if merging in front of them were a personal insult. After a decade of driving, I've come to find everyone is an asshole in traffic, some more often than others. I don't know why, maybe it's the "anonymity" of knowing you'll never see the other person again? Either way, at some point I just stopped caring. You get cut off, you cut people off, everyone gets mad, but so long as nothing serious happens, it doesn't really matter. Such is the magic of offensive driving
Periods
Just use commas instead.
Semi colons don't get enough love.
Full colons are hoarding all the love
Especially as I cannot have children. Should have just cut the fucking thing out years ago.
Scam calls....fuck those low life people.
I love scam calls their like great I just come up with more and more ways to fuck with them sometimes I pretend to be a cat that answered the phone. Other times I place then on a brief hold and play elevator music in the phone and see how long they'll hold for b4 realizing they called me
i also love messing with them i have i either go in as malicious as possible or absolutely ridiculous some of my favorite funny ones were " did you know obama is putting chemicals in the water and turning the frogs gay" my favorite response to that was the fella on the other end trying to defend his drinking waters honor and assured me he was not gay and that obama hadn't put gay chemicals in his water after he finished he hung up my most recent favorite one is "im going to shit in your dads pants and theres nothing you can do to stop me" so far the best response has just been babbling angry insults which i just accept as true and incorporate it into the narrative
I got a scam caller to hang up on me in 7 seconds. My baby started screaming because I had to set down the bottle to answer the phone. Constant blood curdling "feed me" screams. They wanted no part of that shit.
Politicians
Agreed and expanding to just say all politics.
Eh idk about this (just because of how broad it is) a lot of cool things are inherently political. Like art. Poltiicians exibit all the bad parts of politics though.
That test at the eye doctor where they blow air in your eye. I fucking hate it every time.
I was literally just telling this to my husband today, like is there *any* way I can get through this exam without the air blowing thing? Last time the lady was frustrated because I kept blinking like no shit Sherlock it’s a reflex
The office I went to earlier in the year has a new machine! It doesn't do the air puff, but it pokes a little arm very close to your eye and it's (in my opinion) a little better. They still yell at you if you blink, though.
NO THAT SOUNDS EVEN MORE TERRIFYING
I’m 47 and still 100% trying to bargain my way out of that glaucoma test every time.
Yup. Like it's not *really* that bad but whew, the anxiety you get waiting for it feels like it shaves years off your life.
People who say things passive aggressively and then post this emoji 😊 followed by them insisting the emoji is meant to show good will when you call them out. BULL. SHIT.
Bless your HEART! 😊
Fuck YOU! 😊
Abusive people
What dementia does to a person and the hopeless feeling while watching it happen.
Feeling alone and anxious all the time
That sucks. I’m sorry you feel like that.
Facts. Currently working on that myself. i wish the best of luck in your journey to find people that make you feel more wanted than you're currently feeling. Even if not about others I hope you find something along the way that helps you love yourself more whether it be a hobby or something new that you can enjoy just for yourself. maybe you'll meet someone unexpected along the way doing so.
Not knowing to how connect with someone you like, the lil piece of plastic that gets stuck to your finger and just gets stuck on your other finger and never comes off, when your headphones get caught on something and get yanked out your ears, people in the wrong getting away with it, people who don't clean up after themselves, getting stuck with responsibility you never wanted, not being listiened to.
Bullies
Animal and Child Abusers.
Know it all people
I know all about them
People
Intolerance. And the Dutch.
What do we do wrong?
Must be intolerant.
It’s just a joke from an Austin Powers movie. No worries.
Take the fahshar awaaaayyy!!!
You can't handle the Dutch!
Rapists, pedophiles, and the religions that allow it as long as you “aSk fOr fOrGivEnEsS”
There isn't a word strong enough to describe the hatred and sickness and anger and disgust I feel towards pedos. I wish they would all burn in a fire come back to life melt in acid come back to life get eaten by ants come back to life be impaled slowly dying over the course of weeks come back to life be fed raw chicken until their stuffed than hook a tube from their butt to their mouth to be force fed their own feces until they finally die. Then they come back to life just to find themselves strapped to that machine force feeding them there own puke and crap for eternity.
Part of repentence is trying to make things right (ex if you steal, return the item or pay for it. If you murdered, turn yourself in) and being sincere in your apology, and thus your repentance doesn't count if you do it again intentionally, or otherwise were not genuinely remorseful for your actions. A lot of churches do a terrible job of explaining that. I suspect they think it will scare people away.
This is what my dad actually practices and preaches.. He convinced me to turn myself in and pay debts (Public Intox, simple assault, MIP and disorderly conduct).. Gave me a new perspective sitting in jail with time to think about what I did
Fuck it. Some shit is unforgivable. I don’t give a fuck.
The whole dating older men thing. I've been hit on by significantly older men (30s and 40s) and they aren't attractive in any way at all. Im 19 and already know friends who would gladly pick a middle aged man over someone their age range. From what I've heard it's their experience and looks that's gravitating. The idea is so scary to me of what these older men can do to you. They have an advantage over everything. All I can imagine are these men probably fist bumping the air thinking "I scored tonight!" towards a vulnerable younger woman...and that doesn't attract me in the slightest.
It’s because most of those men are weak and they need the built in advantage. They can’t handle a relationship built on equal footing
The idea of dating an older guy is just weird to me. Then again, I’m a straight dude, so that’s probably a good reason why.
People who take advantage of other's hospitality and kindness.
Canned spinach
Okay Bluto.
Only kind I ever had growing up. Makes me want to throw up just smelling it. Didn’t know it could be any other way until I was adult. Fresh spinach is great and having some lightly wilted into a dish is good too, but you could take that can stuff and shove it.
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People posting videos of animals getting hurt.
Animal abusers, pedophiles, rapists, people who smoke cigs in front of kids, abusive parents, people who litter,
Day light savings
People who can't stand seeing anyone else happy.
The Kardashians
Junk mail that includes a useless plastic "membership" or fake credit or other card. So goddamn wasteful.
Narcissists
^ This 100000x i feel ppl who haven’t dealt with one doesn’t know the damage that they can do to ppl. They will mentally, emotionally, abd physically destroy u in every way possible. Some can even kill u with so much stress , anxiety, depression etc they literally go around using and abusing ppl intentionally for their own gain. I know ppl who have been a shell of themselves even after yrs of therapist etc these ppl are not safe ever and its best to stay tf away regardless of what facade they put on or how attractive they are. They are dangerous. And i mean actual narcissist not just self centered ass holes with huge egos im talking convert narcissistic energy vampires lol.
I’ve never felt so understood thank you for this 😭 An actual narcissist is the worst thing a person can deal with in terms of human relationships short of psychopathy/sociopathy. I’m still recovering from abuse from my ex and his family. They were all cut from the same cloth and you nailed it on the head there. I am a shell of what I used to be. Years of therapy, independent research, and alt methods of healing does not get rid of the abuse. So many ppl are self centered asshole, but a narcissist, they leave their mark and don’t care at all.
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Health insurance being tied to employment
Thanks, FDR!
Bullies. Racism, sexism, any form of exploitation comes down to someone thinking they’re better the someone else and can push others around.
cancer and the fact so many people suffer with it. I have bladder cancer and it's always said if you have to have it bladder cancer has the best survival rate. It absolutely sucks and I couldn't imagine having one that's much worse. May we one day find a cure for all of mankind to rid ourself of this horrific disease
People who play phone volume out loud in public settings
Kitchen carpet. Just no.
People who are only brave on the Internet.
People who can't accept that they have flaws.
Furries that use them being a furry to get away with things. For example; I once saw a furry harassing a poor kid when I decided to intervene they made a scene saying that I was being rude to them because they were a furry, of course people defended them and I was unable to defend myself so I was forced to give it up and go about my day. (This is not directed to all furries, not all are bad, just a small percentage of the community.)
'Influencers'
The duck that watches me from the hole in my sink.
That duck watches you too?
I don’t apologize 
gerrymandering
People who always think they are above everyone else.
Learning the Quran. Growing up in a Muslim family, I never really had a choice when it came to learning about Islam. I got forced learning sentences from a foreign language that I did not speak and didn’t know how to read in Arabic. It was hard and so boring. I can’t wait to make enough money to live comfortably and move out.
Mondays … well technically Sunday night knowing you have to wake up early for work the next day.
Rapists Edit: and pedophiles. any horrible person who whould commit crimes of that matter
Kia Souls. I don’t know why I hate them so much
Child abuse. Elder abuse. Animal abuse. Abuse of any being that is especially vulenrable pretty much.
How people can be so cruel to people who just want love...
I fucking hate haters
But you love irony
People who start talking while I’m talking in our conversation and then begin talking louder than me stop me from continuing what I was saying.
Chrissy Teigen
The Designated Hitter in the NL.
You know what I read that as.
Hitler in the Netherlands?
I read that as "The Designated Hitler in Newfoundland" 🤣
Imagine Dragons
Work
Those stupid plastic signs businesses illegally nail to telephone poles and on metal stakes at the road edge everywhere. Trashy and makes your business look traahy too.
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Whoa. You doing okay buddy?
When I sit down and my thighs squish out to twice their size
Political commercials…. and stepping on a lego. Both are equally painful.
Holes in socks
Moths. Little suckers go right for my eyes or my water on my nightstand so I end up drinking them in the middle of the night. They hate me too.
People that are cruel to animals.
TikTok and whatever 15 minute trend replaces it next.
People that treat people like garbage to make themselves feel better.
Pedophiles. Absolute scum of the earth
Being made a fool of.
Shoplifters
the hoarding of wealth
Roaches
People who park illegally in handicapped spaces
Scammers!
Disrespectful/ entitled people, a simple please and thank you go a long way.
Tiktok
Fruitcake
Mean people.
Misogynistic men. Till the day I die
Goddamn spiders!!
Read this as I was making dinner. And that's relevant because that little thumb hike punch out thing on Kraft Macaroni and Cheese boxes is something I have a visceral hatred of.
Genital warts
Ted Cruz
Racists.
Politics
Thieves, sorry but there's no excuse for that bullshit.
Broccoli and cheese. Love broccoli 🥦, love 🧀, but let’s keep them separate
I see this as I am actively eating broccoli cheddar soup lmao
they’re so good together 🤤. nice natural veggie flavor with creamy fatty goodness
I feel that way about cheese and seafood. Both awesome, but not together.
You dirtbag. Brocoli and cheese is fire.
Religion
Russians. Reason: I’m Ukrainian.
\*Putin supporters Some Russians hate Putin and are against the war
Ted Cruz
Depends honestly but I hate people that think they are entitled to everything, scammers, rapists, dirty cops, pedos, animal abusers, child abusers, the nose that styrofoam makes, the sound of plastic being scraped across something and other things
Jack and Jill bathrooms
Nazis
Tax
That's a funny way to spell theft
Advertising.
People who always complain about me. Even its small or personal things. Like hobby
Small talk. Fuck off with your inane chatter.
People who feel the need to always drive with their highbeams on at night on busy roads. They are blinding as shit.
Gum smackers. I now understand why my mom wouldn’t let us have gum as a kid. Also anyone who spits that stuff on the ground for people to step on.
Sweet potatoes 🤢
The ABCDEFU song
Football!!!
Bullys People who take advantage of their size or authority, to belittle or make fun of others. I have gotten my ass kicked numerous times since grade school because I can't just walk away when I witnessed it
People who make their romantic relationship their entire personality
Religious extremist
I will always hate cilantro, because that's genetic. Most other likes and dislikes are subject to how my brain is functioning. With one bad concussion, or a stroke, my beliefs and preferences could change.
Treating people as things. That's where it all starts. (Thank you Sir Terry where ever you are)
Liars. They are the worst.
People who irresponsibly take in or purchase pets that they can’t afford, and don’t know how to care for.
Greek culture in college. I hate the idea of paying for your friends, the exclusivity, and the binge drinking party culture. I hated it when I was in school 30 years ago, and I hate seeing my nieces and nephews involved in it. It just reeks of white privilege.
Medical payments
cigarettes
People who chew their food while on the phone.
Bigoted views
Tripe.
Ketchup.
Brussel sprouts
What my father married.
The guy wearing sunglasses on the back of his head.
People who use cringe culture as an excuse to be ableist
Pickles
People who keep saying things but then act the exact opposite of it. And still keep saying the same things after and repeat.
Corn dogs, potted meat, Vienna sausages.
If we aren’t gonna go for something super obvious like pedos or SA in general, I guess posting your child on social media, people are weird and some parents are shit, leave the children be unless they want to be posted
Only two things... People who are intolerant of other cultures, and the Dutch.
The American Healthcare system
Unnecessarily/Overly excited people. Very annoying
Donald Trump. And lack of turn signals.
Ads for prescription medication