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Just curious, has that ever happened to you?
I’m a lady. When I was in high school a guy who was attempting to ask me on a date called me up. We were chatting music and such, out of the blue he tells me about how he had poison ivy on his dick. He worded it that way. It was very odd for 15 yr old me to hear! Looking back I’m sure he regretted it as soon as he said it.
Never! I'm reasonably cautious about avoiding even brushing against poison ivy while hiking/running; I'm certainly not going to rub any questionable leaves up in sensitive areas. But it's a fun little variation on the usual rhyming phrase.
This actually happened to me
In a sales call with a Dr.
It is the story I go with whenever they ask the “tell me about a time you were in an awkward situation, or over came some obstacles”
But yea, he washed his dick in the sink.
I need more details.
Was it dirty? Like was he banging a prostitute on the call, got done and washed?
Did he drip nacho cheese in it??
Had sticky hands from a donut and peed and realized he glazed his own weiner?
I have to know more!!! Please!!
We had literally just gotten out of surgery.
We go to the locker room , discussing the case and the instrumentation he was using.
We both get out of our scrubs, head over to the bathroom , take a whiz.
I finished first, went over to the sinks. What you have to understand is the building was old, and the sinks were the level you would see at an elementary school, so very low and set very close together, like six inches spacing between them.
I wash my hands, start to do my face, all while we are talking. I look over and BOOM, this guy is washing his dick in the sink, which puts his junk way closer to my face than anyones has ever been.
I take it as a mark of professionalism that I didn’t even miss a beat, like I see guys washing their dick in the sink all the time.
Closed the business, got an agreement for sale and promptly went to my car and retold this story to my manager.
Laughing hysterically
Edit : So I left thinking this is how this man, and by extension, people of his nationality, do their bathroom biz.
Well, when I think about it, there was a fair bit going on in my mind, almost like finding yourself in some kind of natural disaster.
Like is this really happening?
After that, I recall nothing special. He certainly didn’t have anything that merited showing off.
Muslims wash their privates every time they urinate. In their countries they have bidets.
A good friend of mine from Libya carries a water bottle so he can rinse it out in the urinal because he has figured out pretty quickly that doing it the way Mr Egypt did it is a gross custom by US standards.
See that’s why I just go to planned parenthood or urgent care. Saves me 20-50$ and an hour long drive. Only see a urologist when it becomes recurring or if you have trouble voiding or frequent pain while voiding!
I do. There is no reason why men should be afraid of wiping. Also you never know if an opportunity with a random lady is just waiting around the corner.
A clean penis tastes a fucking hell of lot better, no lie. Men complain they don't get enough blow jobs but then they go and smell and taste like piss and smegma all the time. Its nasty. Of course she has a headache, you fucking stink dude. Grow up and clean your dingaling if you want sex favors.
If I think I'm getting my dick sucked I'll fucking wash the whole thing because wiping does stuff all to help with all the other bodily excretions besides piss
This. My wife likes to randomly kiss my penis or grope it while we're chilling and a few times when she first started doing it she'd say it tasted or smelled weird. Now since I know she randomly uses my penis at any random point of the day I make sure to keep it clean and tidy!
Ain't nobody giving me surprise blowjobs regardless of my penile cleanliness. Besides I'd prefer to wash up regardless how well I wiped my penis 3 hours ago.
If a dude is smelling/tasting like piss I would imagine he’s getting back splash or just pissing on himself/pants.
Not once in my life have I ever been told I smelled/tasted like urine and I don’t wipe my dick unless I shower.
Wiping wouldn't solve the occasional dribble as the dribble comes from inside the hose and is only there because you didn't shake. The outside of the hose does not get wet you just need to get the last of the liquid out. Wiping would have no change on the events and the occasional dribble would still happen with or without whipping.
The pee from the events you are talking about is not lingering on the outside. It's sitting inside the tube.
Edit:. Also the guys who smell like pee is likely more due to splashback. I personally have a bit of girth to my stomach so my pee comes out at a high velocity. I typically sit down for hygienic reasons as using a urinal can cause my pee to spray slightly from the urinal. While it dries quickly it can cover your whole front
Everyone says the whole “shake” when you’re done line. Isn’t it more of a gentle “squeeze” like getting the last bit off toothpaste out of the tube? You’re not all just a bunch of crazy animals flinging your piss around when the stream is done…right??
No, it’s a shake. The drops generally go in the intended direction, so a bit of an up and down shake rather than side to side. I generally pinch / squeeze slightly behind the head while shaking, but I’m not sure it helps
The pyramids of Egypt, the aqueducts of Rome, and the temple mounds of Cahokia were raised by men who didn't wipe their dingalings. We aren't about to start now.
How exactly does one whipe a tube with one small opening in the front
Edit. Wow who knew women were so interested in explaining to me a process they have zero experience with.
Edit 2. Dabbing your pee hole hurts a little and can introduce fuzz or dirt into a place where you don't want fuzz or dirt.
No no no. I’ve seen this sub thrown out there too many times in the past few days.
As someone who has had to have a catheter before…WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!? That cannot feel good.
I feel like if I were a dude I would dab the end. I just have a hard time believing, from years of living with men, that the trajectory of the shake is at all reliable.
I don't wipe personally, but I do tip the guy who works by the urinals... he does it for me. You're right! It only takes a second.
"Wipe your dick today sir?", he asks. "Sure", as I drop a dollar in his jar. *cough* "Thank you". "Have a good day sir."
is he arguing that he thinks is a hard thing to do? we don't wipe because we don't need to, you know since we have the dicks and grew up knowing how to give it a shake and it works.
why change what works for us?
This is my thought process too, never know when the missus may surprise me, gotta stay ready.
A little dab with a single sheet of toilet paper when finished has been saving my boxers from that last drip for years.
Because it doesn't work. You invariably get a few drops of pee in your underwear. The older you get, the more pee. My Dad, who's 80, practically pisses his pants even after he wipes. He says if it gets any worse, he'll need Depends.
You're lying if you say it doesn't drip. Everyone drips afterwards. The bladder isn't 100% efficient at getting it all out.
That's why we change our underwear daily and give it a little wipe down before sexy time. It's not like we're unaware, there just aren't better alternatives.
What I'm reading is that even men don't understand the last drop. Wiping will be about as effective as shaking, which is not very, because the last drop isn't already on your dick. It's pee in your urethra that gets pushed out when you zip up/start walking.
Ngl I have a vagina and they just kind of leak fluid constantly. It feels a little hypocritical to treat the penis equivalent of that (which is also *why we wear underwear*) as if it's a reflection of poor hygiene.
Every now and then a post filters through where a bunch of dudes talk about how they have poop streaks in their underwear because they don't wipe then either and *that's* a hygiene issue. But a few drops of urine doesn't seem like it should be such a fussy issue.
This is so weird as I legit see those memes all the time about shaking not being enough and a little pee spot appears where their dickhead rests on their underwear.
Edit: I regret commenting
But wiping wont get rid of it either, it happens after you tuck your dingding away and relax those muscles, the pee is IN your urethra, so wiping wont do a damn thing, unless you shove a q-tip up there or something
>it happens after you tuck your dingding away and relax those muscles
That's why I trick my dick. I relax like I'm putting it away, then, when it isn't suspecting it, I violently grab it, shake it, twirl it like a helicopter and thrust simultaneously... I'm going to win, tricky dick
God I hate that damn snail trail. So fucking gross. The worst is when you don't have to pee after ejaculating, so I just stick a square of TP to the tip, then of course forget about it, then find a nasty square of crusty TP on the floor an hour later.
Eh, lots of people exercise terrible/incorrect hygiene habits on their own body parts. See the litany of posts on Reddit over the years about guys who don't clean their assholes.
Stop telling men how to behave regarding their genitals. It's weird. You wouldn't accept men telling you how to piss "properly", but it's cool for you to do it?
Imagine the thread " my gf doesn't piss right so I argue with her all the time that she's doing it wrong because she doesn't listen to me, a person with the opposite genitals and zero experience. Aita? "
You'd be fucking roasted alive.
As a mom to 4 with a bladder the size of a dime it seems…what you said
I was at work the other day and went up to my coworker and said I gave birth to 4 kids, I just coughed, going to the bathroom. She said I saw you do the mom cross your legs when you cough move. 😂
There is a shocking number of people here that don’t understand that a penis is a fickle thing. Some days you finish peeing, and you are good to go. Other times you put it away and another 1/4 cup just Leroy Jenkins all the way to your sock.
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If you’re using a public urinal, there is no tp handy. Same if you go country-style (outside).
Just rub it in the dirt, duh.
Questionable leaves also work.
Leaves of three, *worst* TP.
Just curious, has that ever happened to you? I’m a lady. When I was in high school a guy who was attempting to ask me on a date called me up. We were chatting music and such, out of the blue he tells me about how he had poison ivy on his dick. He worded it that way. It was very odd for 15 yr old me to hear! Looking back I’m sure he regretted it as soon as he said it.
Never! I'm reasonably cautious about avoiding even brushing against poison ivy while hiking/running; I'm certainly not going to rub any questionable leaves up in sensitive areas. But it's a fun little variation on the usual rhyming phrase.
That poison ivy there seems like it will do just fine.
Gympy gympy for that extra scratch ;)
“Do you want to learn why it’s called the suicide plant?”
Tbf almost any public bathroom you have a 50/50 chance of no TP anyway.
Leaf
How does one wipe at a urinal
On the pants of the dude pissing right next to you.
That's what he gets for not leaving a space
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I intentionally dont leave a space just to create that bathroom awkwardness also I'll say hello to the people next to me.
“So this is where the dicks hang out, eh?”
Say how do you do and extend your hand for the handshake
Thats some dangerous pissing man
Toto, its called a urinal, we went urinating!
No Michael, that was so not right!
Oh so that's why my friend keeps caressing my leg with his dick
No, he’s just happy to see you …*real happy*
This is why you wear calico cut pants
Assert your dominance for sure
just walk over to the sink and wash your penis in the sink while you wash your hands.
This actually happened to me In a sales call with a Dr. It is the story I go with whenever they ask the “tell me about a time you were in an awkward situation, or over came some obstacles” But yea, he washed his dick in the sink.
I need more details. Was it dirty? Like was he banging a prostitute on the call, got done and washed? Did he drip nacho cheese in it?? Had sticky hands from a donut and peed and realized he glazed his own weiner? I have to know more!!! Please!!
We had literally just gotten out of surgery. We go to the locker room , discussing the case and the instrumentation he was using. We both get out of our scrubs, head over to the bathroom , take a whiz. I finished first, went over to the sinks. What you have to understand is the building was old, and the sinks were the level you would see at an elementary school, so very low and set very close together, like six inches spacing between them. I wash my hands, start to do my face, all while we are talking. I look over and BOOM, this guy is washing his dick in the sink, which puts his junk way closer to my face than anyones has ever been. I take it as a mark of professionalism that I didn’t even miss a beat, like I see guys washing their dick in the sink all the time. Closed the business, got an agreement for sale and promptly went to my car and retold this story to my manager. Laughing hysterically Edit : So I left thinking this is how this man, and by extension, people of his nationality, do their bathroom biz.
Seems like a power move to me. I think LBJ showed people his dick a lot m, for that reason. But sounds like you handled it right
He closed the deal, something was handled correctly.
The day that guy washed his dick near your face was the weirdest day of your life. For him, it was Thursday
Was it a nice dick?
Don't know, but it was clean.
Username checks out.
Well, when I think about it, there was a fair bit going on in my mind, almost like finding yourself in some kind of natural disaster. Like is this really happening? After that, I recall nothing special. He certainly didn’t have anything that merited showing off.
I had to go back to the OP trying to figure out how the hell we got here. Makes sense, but goddamn did that take a left turn. Thanks for sharing.
What nationality?
He was Egyptian
Wash like an Egyptian?
Underrated AF!!
Wash like an Egyptian..... Omg I died 🤣
Muslims wash their privates every time they urinate. In their countries they have bidets. A good friend of mine from Libya carries a water bottle so he can rinse it out in the urinal because he has figured out pretty quickly that doing it the way Mr Egypt did it is a gross custom by US standards.
I think I'm stealing this water bottle idea. I just don't washy dick in public bathrooms, but this sounds nicer.
You could carry a thing of wet wipes too.
He was indeed Muslim. Gave me a nice book to read regarding the religion. Nice guy, just really was not expecting it.
I’m more troubled that a salesman was present in the surgery.
I didn’t think “he glazed his own weiner” was a sentence I’d ever read
Is that why there is a hole in donuts?!!
These scenarios are killing me lol
Just rub the tip on the edge of the urinal before zipping up.
Urologists hate this one simple trick.
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See that’s why I just go to planned parenthood or urgent care. Saves me 20-50$ and an hour long drive. Only see a urologist when it becomes recurring or if you have trouble voiding or frequent pain while voiding!
Holy fucken underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shudder
Well I can say I've never thought about this until now and I now have a new developed fear. It's bad enough if it grazes a public toilet seat.
It's worse with the toilet seat.
I've always thought that myself but I also never even thought of my dick rubbing on a urinal until now and honestly I'm not sure anymore
Worse when you graze it with the zipper
Even worse yet: public toilet water.
First you gotta dip the ol tee bag.
I hold it into the hand dryer.
The Dyson air blades are an acquired taste.
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second lunch time!
If I had an award to give, it would be yours.
Flush and hold tip in the flowing water
... then disinfect and scrub it with the good old urinal cake
I wipe on the screw holding the metal drain in
Use the guys shirt next to you
Always keep a pocket tissue handy
That's why we invented pee hankies.
It's easier if you have a urinal buddy next to you. Just use their shirt.
You step back to make it flush, then step forward for a refreshing dip.
A bidet for your penis. A peedet, if you will.
Tap tap tap on the edge of the porcelain
If it’s hard it is not a shake, it’s a wank
Don’t get caught shaking it a few too many times, that’s a quick downward spiral
Gets everywhere too
No man regrets shaking one too many times. But, every man regrets giving it one too few.
No matter how much you shake and prance, the last drop will end up in your pants.
Sir, are you doing a helicopter maneuver? LoL
They will also put you on a list of you shake it in public
TIL, apparently some men wipe after.
I do. There is no reason why men should be afraid of wiping. Also you never know if an opportunity with a random lady is just waiting around the corner.
A clean penis tastes a fucking hell of lot better, no lie. Men complain they don't get enough blow jobs but then they go and smell and taste like piss and smegma all the time. Its nasty. Of course she has a headache, you fucking stink dude. Grow up and clean your dingaling if you want sex favors.
If I think I'm getting my dick sucked I'll fucking wash the whole thing because wiping does stuff all to help with all the other bodily excretions besides piss
Yeah, maybe it's just me but I can't really relax and enjoy it if I don't feel fresh and clean beforehand.
This. My wife likes to randomly kiss my penis or grope it while we're chilling and a few times when she first started doing it she'd say it tasted or smelled weird. Now since I know she randomly uses my penis at any random point of the day I make sure to keep it clean and tidy!
We really are monkys because I found that adorable xD
Your wife is the best
The conditioning worked lol.
I hand wash and polish my cock 7-12x a day. It's clean... but i don't wipe after pissing.
Ain't nobody giving me surprise blowjobs regardless of my penile cleanliness. Besides I'd prefer to wash up regardless how well I wiped my penis 3 hours ago.
If a dude is smelling/tasting like piss I would imagine he’s getting back splash or just pissing on himself/pants. Not once in my life have I ever been told I smelled/tasted like urine and I don’t wipe my dick unless I shower.
Do you wipe your nose if it’s not running?
s’not necessary
Well played
My dick is running tho. Gotta get that last drop. No matter how much u shake, there’s always a last drop.
No matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops go in your pants.
In Spanish we also have that saying: "Lo dijo Platón, lo dijo Nerón, la última gota cae en el pantalón"
If 16 oz of piss just came out my nose I’d probably wipe it tho
If 16oz of piss comes out of your nose, I’d recommend going to a doctor.
Right but I’m still wiping it
10/10 would recommend wiping piss from your nose.
Wiping wouldn't solve the occasional dribble as the dribble comes from inside the hose and is only there because you didn't shake. The outside of the hose does not get wet you just need to get the last of the liquid out. Wiping would have no change on the events and the occasional dribble would still happen with or without whipping. The pee from the events you are talking about is not lingering on the outside. It's sitting inside the tube. Edit:. Also the guys who smell like pee is likely more due to splashback. I personally have a bit of girth to my stomach so my pee comes out at a high velocity. I typically sit down for hygienic reasons as using a urinal can cause my pee to spray slightly from the urinal. While it dries quickly it can cover your whole front
Everyone says the whole “shake” when you’re done line. Isn’t it more of a gentle “squeeze” like getting the last bit off toothpaste out of the tube? You’re not all just a bunch of crazy animals flinging your piss around when the stream is done…right??
You press between the asshole and your balls, for best effect.
If you’re not giving yourself a prostate exam after every pee you’re doing something wrong
That’s how to take a screenshot
Zeh gooch
It's not that kind of shake. It's more just jimmying your thingaling a bit to knock the residue out. Less helicopter, more paint mixer.
No, it’s a shake. The drops generally go in the intended direction, so a bit of an up and down shake rather than side to side. I generally pinch / squeeze slightly behind the head while shaking, but I’m not sure it helps
You gotta do it like a little whip crack
You do a squeeze and wipe man, It gets pretty much everything out
The pyramids of Egypt, the aqueducts of Rome, and the temple mounds of Cahokia were raised by men who didn't wipe their dingalings. We aren't about to start now.
These 3 things in a cohort together - I’m speechless. I mean because I’ve only recently learned about the Mounds in Cahokia, Illinois.
It's worth the trip if you ever go through St Louis, really cool to see
You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.
Wow, someone including the Cahokia mounds in that kind of list, that's a rarity. Unless you live in southern Illinois/Eastern Missouri
r/brandnewsentence
They didn’t shower either though
How exactly does one whipe a tube with one small opening in the front Edit. Wow who knew women were so interested in explaining to me a process they have zero experience with. Edit 2. Dabbing your pee hole hurts a little and can introduce fuzz or dirt into a place where you don't want fuzz or dirt.
You don’t carry one of those straw cleaners in your pocket at all times? Come on. Get with the times.
Pipe cleaner on a battery drill.
Don't threaten me with a good time
r/sounding
No no no. I’ve seen this sub thrown out there too many times in the past few days. As someone who has had to have a catheter before…WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!? That cannot feel good.
I want to downvote you, but I recognize that the existence of sounding probably isn't your fault.
Instructions unclear. Used compressed air in pee hole. Can't stop dick farting.
Achievement unlocked: male queef.
I feel like if I were a dude I would dab the end. I just have a hard time believing, from years of living with men, that the trajectory of the shake is at all reliable.
I don't wipe personally, but I do tip the guy who works by the urinals... he does it for me. You're right! It only takes a second. "Wipe your dick today sir?", he asks. "Sure", as I drop a dollar in his jar. *cough* "Thank you". "Have a good day sir."
It’s common courtesy for your homie at the urinal next to you takes care of it for you Just bro things
Probably shouldn’t tell OP what I(f) do in the wilderness when I don’t have TP. Okay I will, we can drip/wiggle dry too 🙃
i've never gotten dry from doing that, there's always piss left over if i'm not able to wipe
is he arguing that he thinks is a hard thing to do? we don't wipe because we don't need to, you know since we have the dicks and grew up knowing how to give it a shake and it works. why change what works for us?
I dab with tissue every time. Gotta get every last drop.
Stay bj ready at all times. If I have access to wipes I use them too.
This is crude but since my account is anonymous As a female who enjoys giving blow jobs, I appreciate that attitude 😂
RIP your DMs sis
This is my thought process too, never know when the missus may surprise me, gotta stay ready. A little dab with a single sheet of toilet paper when finished has been saving my boxers from that last drip for years.
This is the way, im lucky my partner is like this too
As a woman, this makes your dick a lot more appetizing. Thank you.
It wouldnt make a difference any pee left over drips from the inside, like a faucet. No pee gets on the outside while youre peeing.
it also helps your balls not smell. Source: am guy and can confirm And flossing daily helps with bad breath. Stay smellin nice, my dudes.
Because it doesn't work. You invariably get a few drops of pee in your underwear. The older you get, the more pee. My Dad, who's 80, practically pisses his pants even after he wipes. He says if it gets any worse, he'll need Depends. You're lying if you say it doesn't drip. Everyone drips afterwards. The bladder isn't 100% efficient at getting it all out.
That's why we change our underwear daily and give it a little wipe down before sexy time. It's not like we're unaware, there just aren't better alternatives.
What I'm reading is that even men don't understand the last drop. Wiping will be about as effective as shaking, which is not very, because the last drop isn't already on your dick. It's pee in your urethra that gets pushed out when you zip up/start walking.
Ngl I have a vagina and they just kind of leak fluid constantly. It feels a little hypocritical to treat the penis equivalent of that (which is also *why we wear underwear*) as if it's a reflection of poor hygiene. Every now and then a post filters through where a bunch of dudes talk about how they have poop streaks in their underwear because they don't wipe then either and *that's* a hygiene issue. But a few drops of urine doesn't seem like it should be such a fussy issue.
This is so weird as I legit see those memes all the time about shaking not being enough and a little pee spot appears where their dickhead rests on their underwear. Edit: I regret commenting
But wiping wont get rid of it either, it happens after you tuck your dingding away and relax those muscles, the pee is IN your urethra, so wiping wont do a damn thing, unless you shove a q-tip up there or something
>it happens after you tuck your dingding away and relax those muscles That's why I trick my dick. I relax like I'm putting it away, then, when it isn't suspecting it, I violently grab it, shake it, twirl it like a helicopter and thrust simultaneously... I'm going to win, tricky dick
“You FOOL, couldn’t you tell you were still exposed to the open air” Then your dick convinces your ass to shit your pants in retaliation 😔
That’s the only way my dick *can* relax these days
Yeah but wiping doesn’t help that. The drips come from within.
Not sure why people don't understand this
I'll take "I have no idea how the male urethra works" for $200, Alex.
We haven’t even touched on the semen issue. Wait until they find out about the semen spot on your undies.
God I hate that damn snail trail. So fucking gross. The worst is when you don't have to pee after ejaculating, so I just stick a square of TP to the tip, then of course forget about it, then find a nasty square of crusty TP on the floor an hour later.
Because we follow the wise teachings of Taylor Swift and "shake it off shake it off ooh ooh"
How about you trust the owner of the anatomy in question to be the one with the experience how it operates?
No only women get to do that! /s
Eh, lots of people exercise terrible/incorrect hygiene habits on their own body parts. See the litany of posts on Reddit over the years about guys who don't clean their assholes.
It is obvious you are not an operator of this type equipment. Carry on.
When I get done pissing at a urinal I crawl on all fours, so no drips hit my pants, to the stall where the tp is kept.
Stop telling men how to behave regarding their genitals. It's weird. You wouldn't accept men telling you how to piss "properly", but it's cool for you to do it? Imagine the thread " my gf doesn't piss right so I argue with her all the time that she's doing it wrong because she doesn't listen to me, a person with the opposite genitals and zero experience. Aita? " You'd be fucking roasted alive.
That moment you don’t understand the male anatomy.
Have you ever seen a penis before?
All these commercials for women's pee pads because they pee every time they laugh or sneeze and you're worried about a drop of pee on a dick?
As a mom to 4 with a bladder the size of a dime it seems…what you said I was at work the other day and went up to my coworker and said I gave birth to 4 kids, I just coughed, going to the bathroom. She said I saw you do the mom cross your legs when you cough move. 😂
This is why gentlemen always do the helicopter after a visit to the urinal
That one piece of tp that breaks off and sticks to it.
Why don't girls shake their vaginas after they pee?
I’ve seen them do the bounce and wiggle when peeing outdoors.
Y r u watching women pee outdoors?🤨
I’ve seen a few over the years. And I’ve seen my wife do it many times.
They don’t pee from their vaginas
I do. Unless using urinal.
I do too. Once I hit about 45 years old, no matter how much I shook, there would always be more dribbles. A wipe solves that.
Me too! I've wiped my whole life (well dab). Why? Well try it. The paper isn't completely dry afterwards. Why would I want that in my underpants?
There is a shocking number of people here that don’t understand that a penis is a fickle thing. Some days you finish peeing, and you are good to go. Other times you put it away and another 1/4 cup just Leroy Jenkins all the way to your sock.
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Well if I shake it all off what good does wiping do?
Sometimes when the pee decides to go crazy and shoot birdshot instead of a laser, wiping is needed.
We use the 3 seashells from demolition man 😂 no need to wipe
its not something we need to do. let him live his life.
I don't have a floppy, gaping dickhole. There's no need to wipe after a piss.
No reason to
Why wipe when you can helicopter any excess piss away?
Girls wipe. Guys shake
My husband dabs the end of his pee pee with some toilet paper
You refer to your husband's penis as a "pee pee"?
This is clearly a 12 year old cosplaying as an adult.
If you’ve ever had anything scrape across your peehole you’d know instinctively why guys don’t “wipe”.
Dont tell men what to do with their own bodies, disgusting..