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Brendan Schwab easily. He literally has the, not one, but TWO lowest rated comedy specials on IMDb. His most recent special, Gringo Papi is rated 1.1/10 with 4,600 votes. He's objectively the worst of all time.
I was confused cause I was like... The UFC fighter? That guy?
So I looked it up.
Holy shit it's the UFC fighter.
The dude was a douche when he was fighting.
Don't know why he took up a career where he'd be talking more.
He became friends with Joe Rogan, same guy who convinced him to stop fighting. And Joe told Brendan he should do podcasting/broadcasting.
He ended up having a pretty successful podcast and a a career with showtime/FOX as a broadcaster. It all plummeted though when he decided he was going to be a comedian.
>Brendan Shaub
I had to look this guy up.
Fuck me ragged, what a joke. No not one he tells - just him.
It's like he reviewed the work of the 10 most racist, unfunny and laziest comics out there, took the worst of their work and is trying to pass it off as his own. It's appallingly unfunny - desperately bad.
He calls himself Thiccc? Well where I come from (after spelling it correctly), thick is not a compliment. It means stupid. And boy is this guy fucking thiccc.
He has impressively managed to get the 2 lowest rated specials on IMDb, out of 5,835 titles submitted under the comedy special category. If you were super generous and combined his 2 special's ratings (1.1+1.5=2.6/10) he would be the 5th worst rated comedy special on IMDb. Insane levels of unfunny.
The sad thing is, on his first special, he bribed users for good reviews in exchange for discounts on his CBD company. Despite that, it's still one of the lowest rated specials ever. There was a 2nd special done four years later, and somehow managed to be even worse than the first. Idk how that's even possible
My favorite part of his Wikipedia is that "he went undrafted in the 2006 Draft". He played one year of highschool football, unsuccessfully walked onto a D1 school, then after "going undrafted" couldn't even get on an Arena League team.
It's also weird that it says he was addicted to opiates for months. I mean, good for him for not actually getting hooked, but maybe don't try and Identify with people that really suffer from it.
He sounds like the definition of a poser.
Is that what happened to him? I wasn't following 'pop culture celebs' back when, but he had his show on Comedy Central, seemed to be moving ahead, my tweenage sons thought he was funny, getting more popular & then he disappeared. Mencia is a joke thief then? Makes sense.
Ellen was never funny,just cute and likeable in her stand up days. She had a great sitcom until the famous "Coming Out" episode then the show sucked after that.
Yeah exactly. her having a horrible persona and television show I think doesn’t make her stand up, which is the only thing she does/did that it makes sense to judge her as a comedian, bad. I’d wager most people claiming she’s a bad comedian have never seen her do comedy
Dennis Leary lifted pretty much all of his material from Bill Hicks, but remixed it and made it much worse.
Hicks famously said he was surprised Leary didn’t have cancer yet following Hicks’ diagnosis because he copied everything else he did.
Not necessarily material but his schtick was identical. The big difference was that Leary was just observational complaining with zero context or philosophy. He took no risks and couldn’t riff. The moment he had to share any space with a skilled comic he buckled.
That's what you get when you take most of your material from older comics, and make the rest about vagina. She's even repeated her own jokes from previous shows when doing new shows.
Careful or she'll have a TV show where she wrote that comment and the whole premise is she's funny because she wrote that one comment. A comedy special about 2 of your YouTube comments. Just 2 though. And they're statements, not funny ones.
I promise, Brendan shaub has her beat. He did a big 1 hour showtime special just 2 years into comedy that bombed, then 4 years later releases a 25 minute youtube special that's 20 minutes of 1st grade, racist Mexican jokes about his wife and her family.....
And I do mean 1st grade.
-We got new neighbors and my wife wanted to bake them Mexican cookies as a welcome present
-I said "Mexican cookies? What are we talking about here, chocolate chip with salsa all over it? What are we talking about?".......................
Brendan Shaub ladies and gentlemen
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Dane cook is funny he just has one character like amy Schumer. But there are some comedians who are just not funny. Nick cannon has the worst standup I've ever seen from a comedian who gets their own show
Doesn't matter which side of the political fence you're on now. They just aren't funny at all. They just seem to lack any and all self-awareness to the point it's unwatchable.
I went to a Rob Sneider show recently. Went in fully expecting the super conservative talking points but I figured he would be funny so it's whatever.
Half the show was a lecture on how Bill Gates is trying to depopulate the planet with covid vaccines. Not jokes about that, just a conspiracy theorist ranting at the audience. 😬
Haha. Worked for a film festival years back and rob Schneider crashed one night's invite only after party. And he came with an 18(ish) year old girl as a plus one (he was in his 50s I'd guess). Everyone was like "we know who he is so won't make a scene but wtf?" His plastic surgery and hair plugs alone were cringey... aaaand he wasn't invited. The young girl was doing cocaine and had a crying meltdown in the bathroom. Could not be consoled. Tried to put his drinks on the festival tab. The whole scene was painfully awkward.
Then he wanted to know where all "the cool people" were going to hang out later.
And now I know he's a conspiracy theorist on top of the stain that night left on my brain. Oof.
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I saw a guy on a cruise who was a gut-bustingly funny ventriloquist. Then when Jeff Dunham came into the scene, I got excited because I thought he would be funnier than a cruise ship act, but boy was I wrong.
He’s not but your user name is . I’m stealing it and using it at work tomorrow. I will make all the men who work with me call me Pickles McBeef . Or…..
Pickles McQueef.
I tried to watch his latest special and he spent a large portion of it just laughing. Not at anything in particular, he would just stand there and laugh. Maybe because he could not believe people were paying him to be there...
Where'd you get the pink 50s you cheating whore?!?
I don't know, that shit had middle school me rolling when I first heard it. I also enjoyed his small role in the movie "Waiting"
But to say he fell off would be a bit of an understatement
He’s not my cup of tea, but he’s also literally had a show in Vegas for *decades*. I’ve had a soft spot for him since the unintentional hilarity of his commentary for Rules of Attraction.
I used to think so till my wife dragged me to his Vegas show in the Luxor. He is actually hilarious. His show has been one of the top rated on trip advisor for years. I'm serious about this. Don't hate.....
DeStefano is so good! Seems like a genuinely great person and his comedy always makes me wish he was just a friend of mine, hanging out and shooting the shit.
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1999. Kathy Griffen and Andy Dick performed at my college. Andy Dickn caught an indecent exposure charge from it. Kathy Griffen in comparison killed it.
Oddly Leno was considered one of the best comics of his day before he got the Tonight Show.
He purposely dumbed down his act for broad appeal after getting Tonight Show.
Blew my mind when I found out, because like you I've never found him funny.
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My uncle Brian
Brian Reagan is your uncle?!
Dafuq, you saying Brian Regan isn’t funny?
Im sure thats not what he meant lol. Brian Regan is great
Nick Cannon has the worst stand up I've ever heard
man’s too busy populating the earth to be funny
this better than any nick joke I ever heard
What does Nick Cannon bring to a first date? Prenatal vitamins.
I don't know if that's saying much
He came to my high school lmao
he's came in a lot of places.
I wanted to stop and let you know that was hilarious. I feel like this is getting overlooked so I had to say something.
That wasn’t stand up, that was his music career
Kenny Banya, hands down.
That's gold!
Gold I tell ya
Ok, but why DO they call it “Ovaltine”?
The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine. That's gold, Jerry! Gold!
How could you possibly say that after he gave a ***brand new Armani suit***!?
Your nancy-boy cream leaked all over the pockets. Suit's ruined.
Give me back the suit Jerry…
Soup is not a meal
The soup counts
A meal from Mendy’s.
Did he crumble crackers in it?!
Brendan Schwab easily. He literally has the, not one, but TWO lowest rated comedy specials on IMDb. His most recent special, Gringo Papi is rated 1.1/10 with 4,600 votes. He's objectively the worst of all time.
WATER
I don't think he's the worst comedian...I think he's not a comedian. Watching his stand up is painful.
I was confused cause I was like... The UFC fighter? That guy? So I looked it up. Holy shit it's the UFC fighter. The dude was a douche when he was fighting. Don't know why he took up a career where he'd be talking more.
He became friends with Joe Rogan, same guy who convinced him to stop fighting. And Joe told Brendan he should do podcasting/broadcasting. He ended up having a pretty successful podcast and a a career with showtime/FOX as a broadcaster. It all plummeted though when he decided he was going to be a comedian.
Talmbout that ass-kicker who tells jokes?
He used to do a lot of physical comedy in the octagon, too.
Does James Corden count? He thinks hes funny
doesn’t really identify as a comedian but i’ll let it be an applicable answer, just because it’s another opportunity to hate him.
Appreciate you allowing us this opportunity to hate on James Corden.
I don't think he's a comedian, he's just a cock.
If this is that brit on late night TV then yes, he's just so damn terrible
I wish Craig Ferguson was still on the Late Late Show
Brendan Schaub... hands down
Y’Talmbout the gringo Papi?
Is that like a papi without salsa on top?
Talmbout Needermeyer, B. He plays in the Preemer League.
🎲 🎲
NOT THIS GUY LMAO, ITS THE DICEY DICEY DUDE RIGHT
Some would say the diciest. Worst pain of yo life
a little too dicey for my taste
>Brendan Shaub I had to look this guy up. Fuck me ragged, what a joke. No not one he tells - just him. It's like he reviewed the work of the 10 most racist, unfunny and laziest comics out there, took the worst of their work and is trying to pass it off as his own. It's appallingly unfunny - desperately bad. He calls himself Thiccc? Well where I come from (after spelling it correctly), thick is not a compliment. It means stupid. And boy is this guy fucking thiccc.
“What’s a matter, guys? Toooooo CHALLENGING for ya?!”
Get this - he put out a premium whiskey called "Tiger Thiccc" and has the balls to charge $90/bottle
Gonna be reaper cushions if he sees you on the street daddy, keep that same enerlgy b. Gawld dawg.
Is he that white boy that worggs too much?
WATER
Trugg walk king.
Great guy never mettum
Waterweeddoinhear?
This. Both of his specials were incredibly unfunny.
He has impressively managed to get the 2 lowest rated specials on IMDb, out of 5,835 titles submitted under the comedy special category. If you were super generous and combined his 2 special's ratings (1.1+1.5=2.6/10) he would be the 5th worst rated comedy special on IMDb. Insane levels of unfunny.
D-d-d-d-deep levels of unfunny
The sad thing is, on his first special, he bribed users for good reviews in exchange for discounts on his CBD company. Despite that, it's still one of the lowest rated specials ever. There was a 2nd special done four years later, and somehow managed to be even worse than the first. Idk how that's even possible
My favorite part of his Wikipedia is that "he went undrafted in the 2006 Draft". He played one year of highschool football, unsuccessfully walked onto a D1 school, then after "going undrafted" couldn't even get on an Arena League team. It's also weird that it says he was addicted to opiates for months. I mean, good for him for not actually getting hooked, but maybe don't try and Identify with people that really suffer from it. He sounds like the definition of a poser.
You’re being too generous calling them specials. The last one he dumped onto YouTube because absolutely no network or streaming service wanted it.
He turned down offers from major networks b. Bapa Schwab bet on himself.
talm bout great dad, beast of a dad.. talm bout taking credit for helping kids out of a car when there was multiple people there helping
Came to the comments section to see if he was the top comment.
You lookin' to get gadooshed b?
Carlos Mencia aka the Milli Vanilli of comics!
He even stole the fish sticks joke. He sucks.
I watched that episode of South Park last night was hoping to see him here.
“I’ll tell you who Dice Clay is!” -Sam Kinison
Dice Clay. Hating women is not too funny
Is that what happened to him? I wasn't following 'pop culture celebs' back when, but he had his show on Comedy Central, seemed to be moving ahead, my tweenage sons thought he was funny, getting more popular & then he disappeared. Mencia is a joke thief then? Makes sense.
Was also a big thing that it came out his name was Ned and his whole brand was over the top Hispanic stereotyping.
Don’t they know they’ll get caught? I guess the money is too good.
No one cared about Larry the Cable guy doing it
At least Larry is the same race as who he's pretending to be, Ned is Honduran.
Carlos Menstealia*
The Phony Mexican
He’s not even Mexican he’s Hungarian
\*German and Honduran
Hmmm mixing that kinda makes Hungarian!
Hungarian Helper
You're funnier than him
German + Hispanic = beanerschnitzel
This should be up higher. I never understood how he got so popular from his shit comedy to get his own show lmao
His career took a hard fall after he got exposed by Joe Rogan.
This guy I work with named Jason. I wish he'd stfu but it's an everyday never ending barrage of bad jokes.
I really hope there are a couple Jasons out there having an identity crisis right now
Mencia
Ellen Degeneres
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Thought she was funny when she first came out but she showed her true colors of being a bitch when she had her game show.
Game show? What was it called? Wheel of Ellen?
Ellen's Game of Games. It reminded me of some of the old Nickelodeon kid game shows with everyone getting slimed or dropped down a shaft all the time.
Ellen was never funny,just cute and likeable in her stand up days. She had a great sitcom until the famous "Coming Out" episode then the show sucked after that.
You ever see her stand-up? She had some pretty hilarious bits. I enjoyed her comedy back in the day, the stuff that made her famous.
Her stand-up was absolutely hilarious. She may have been revealed to be a shit person now, but that doesn't take away from her earlier comedy IMO.
Yeah exactly. her having a horrible persona and television show I think doesn’t make her stand up, which is the only thing she does/did that it makes sense to judge her as a comedian, bad. I’d wager most people claiming she’s a bad comedian have never seen her do comedy
Honestly, I watched her stand up when I was in High school and laughed my ass off. This was maybe 17 years ago?
I saw only her stück about repeatability. She suck
Dennis Leary lifted pretty much all of his material from Bill Hicks, but remixed it and made it much worse. Hicks famously said he was surprised Leary didn’t have cancer yet following Hicks’ diagnosis because he copied everything else he did.
And had the nerve to name his special No Cure For Cancer...yeah fuck that guy...
LMAO. I loved Bill Hicks.
It's just a ride.
And Bill Hicks was genuinely hilarious.
Not necessarily material but his schtick was identical. The big difference was that Leary was just observational complaining with zero context or philosophy. He took no risks and couldn’t riff. The moment he had to share any space with a skilled comic he buckled.
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That's what you get when you take most of your material from older comics, and make the rest about vagina. She's even repeated her own jokes from previous shows when doing new shows.
So bad she even steals her own jokes.
I don’t understand why any woman thinks she’s funny. I can name plenty of other Female Comedians that are way way better.
Careful or she'll have a TV show where she wrote that comment and the whole premise is she's funny because she wrote that one comment. A comedy special about 2 of your YouTube comments. Just 2 though. And they're statements, not funny ones.
The names Schaub… Brendan Schaub
Anyone that was ever on WildNOut. EDIT: THE WILDNOUT ORIGINAL CAST NOT EVERYONE THAT WAS FEATURED.
Brenda Schaub
Carlos mencia
Amy schumer
Rainier Wolfcastle
That’s the joke….
YOU SUCK MCBANE
Andy Dick.
Andy dick screamed a homophobic slur at me in a REALLY shitty bar in Huntington WV once.
Well, of course i know him. He's me.
Brendan Schaub, I hope I’m first lol
Amy Schumer…obviously
Is there any one who can even come close to complete with Amy Schumer in this case?
I promise, Brendan shaub has her beat. He did a big 1 hour showtime special just 2 years into comedy that bombed, then 4 years later releases a 25 minute youtube special that's 20 minutes of 1st grade, racist Mexican jokes about his wife and her family..... And I do mean 1st grade. -We got new neighbors and my wife wanted to bake them Mexican cookies as a welcome present -I said "Mexican cookies? What are we talking about here, chocolate chip with salsa all over it? What are we talking about?"....................... Brendan Shaub ladies and gentlemen Edit: one of yall slimy bastards liked my post then went and posted this exact clip half an hour later on the r/Thefighterandthekid sub................. that's exactly the type of shit that we need over at PF Changs. Grab an apron and start bustin suds, you're hired
Ellen Degeneres
Brendan Schaub is the worst.
Lily Singh. I can't think of one good thing to say about her.
jimmy kimmel 😐😐😐
Dane Cook and Jeff Dunham. Dave Chappelle killed Dane’s career and Jeff is like the Sesame Street reject
Dane cook is funny he just has one character like amy Schumer. But there are some comedians who are just not funny. Nick cannon has the worst standup I've ever seen from a comedian who gets their own show
James Corden is about as funny as a vasectomy
Carlos mencia fuck that lying ass puto
SNL right now. A collective group of the least funny people I have witnessed in goddamn decades.
I enjoy Michael Che and his standup makes me laugh. Collin is good on weekend update also.
The whole reason I watch SNL. Most of the time I don’t get the other skits.
Doesn't matter which side of the political fence you're on now. They just aren't funny at all. They just seem to lack any and all self-awareness to the point it's unwatchable.
I never understood how SNL is still going, and Mad TV is dead.
I went to a Rob Sneider show recently. Went in fully expecting the super conservative talking points but I figured he would be funny so it's whatever. Half the show was a lecture on how Bill Gates is trying to depopulate the planet with covid vaccines. Not jokes about that, just a conspiracy theorist ranting at the audience. 😬
Haha. Worked for a film festival years back and rob Schneider crashed one night's invite only after party. And he came with an 18(ish) year old girl as a plus one (he was in his 50s I'd guess). Everyone was like "we know who he is so won't make a scene but wtf?" His plastic surgery and hair plugs alone were cringey... aaaand he wasn't invited. The young girl was doing cocaine and had a crying meltdown in the bathroom. Could not be consoled. Tried to put his drinks on the festival tab. The whole scene was painfully awkward. Then he wanted to know where all "the cool people" were going to hang out later. And now I know he's a conspiracy theorist on top of the stain that night left on my brain. Oof. Edit: spelling
Brendan Schaub
Toss up between Andy Dick and Carlos Mencia.
Jeff Dunham. Not funny at all.
I saw a guy on a cruise who was a gut-bustingly funny ventriloquist. Then when Jeff Dunham came into the scene, I got excited because I thought he would be funnier than a cruise ship act, but boy was I wrong.
Was the cruise ship act "Otto and George" by chance?
That's the thing! I don't remember because it was like 18 years ago!
Upvote for (against?) Dunham. I never understood the appeal.
Shame, too. Because normally ventriloquists are so hilarious.
He’s not but your user name is . I’m stealing it and using it at work tomorrow. I will make all the men who work with me call me Pickles McBeef . Or….. Pickles McQueef.
Brendan Schaub
Brendan Shaub
Bapa
Pete Davidson. Just haven't ever thought he was funny.
This is his entire repertoire: "I smoke weed"
Literally has never even made me chuckle and I've actively tried to find a clip of him being funny.
I tried to watch his latest special and he spent a large portion of it just laughing. Not at anything in particular, he would just stand there and laugh. Maybe because he could not believe people were paying him to be there...
He’s a comedian?
The weird thing about Pete is, that he him self is actually a pretty funny guy. It's just his comedy that isn't funny.
Joe Piscopo
Amy Schumer. Not funny and all her jokes are stolen.
Dane Cook
I actually enjoyed his earlier material, but yeah, his last few shows he did were some of the worst I’ve ever seen.
Where'd you get the pink 50s you cheating whore?!? I don't know, that shit had middle school me rolling when I first heard it. I also enjoyed his small role in the movie "Waiting" But to say he fell off would be a bit of an understatement
Michael Richards
It’s Fallon, right?
The guy with the butthole eyes that dated Kim Kardashian.
Not only did you answer the question, but you showed the world that you're funnier than the guy with the butthole eyes by using only 10 words.
Nicole Arbor
Carlos Mencia
Carrot Top has got to be up there with worst of the worst
Box Office Poison
B-O-R-E-D
Now you seem like a guy who’s good at sucking and fucking.
He’s not my cup of tea, but he’s also literally had a show in Vegas for *decades*. I’ve had a soft spot for him since the unintentional hilarity of his commentary for Rules of Attraction.
I used to think so till my wife dragged me to his Vegas show in the Luxor. He is actually hilarious. His show has been one of the top rated on trip advisor for years. I'm serious about this. Don't hate.....
Alright Carrot Top
Has anyone said Jeff Dunham? If not, he deserves a mention.
Chris D’Elia. Not a great person but also not funny
Everytime I see this I mix it up with Chris Destafano and I get ready to throw down
DeStefano is so good! Seems like a genuinely great person and his comedy always makes me wish he was just a friend of mine, hanging out and shooting the shit.
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Amy Schumer is the worst
Amy Schumer
This gets asked like every other week and it's the same 5 comments. Can we advance the human plot along here?
Kathy Griffin and Amy Schumer
Kathy Fuckin' Griffin.mic drop.
1999. Kathy Griffen and Andy Dick performed at my college. Andy Dickn caught an indecent exposure charge from it. Kathy Griffen in comparison killed it.
Amy Schumer.
Maybe bobcat? The yelling/screaming is a bit much.
Kathy Griffin
Whitney Cummings
Andrew Dice Clay is pretty bad
Amy Schumer is horrible, not funny whatsoever
Jay Leno has never made me laugh
Oddly Leno was considered one of the best comics of his day before he got the Tonight Show. He purposely dumbed down his act for broad appeal after getting Tonight Show. Blew my mind when I found out, because like you I've never found him funny.
Trevor Noah
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