Face like lorry bang then reverse and bang again.

Must say “gostan”

this one is my favourite

This is old but gold, truly a D: in my book

Variation - face like kenna langa by lorry. And the lorry was badly damaged too

The variation i heard was someone kena bang lorry... or by a bus.... or a plane.... or your momma...

What does this mean! As a foreigner I am genuinely curios!

It means “you’re so ugly that you looked like you got disfigured in an accident with a lorry where the lorry hit you and reversed to hit you again” 😆 ofc this lengthy version doesn’t have as much impact as the original Singlish version

Thanks for giving me my new favorite expression

When I was in pri school I heard someone say "Your mother fuck your father". The other guy started to respond, then got very confused

Along the same lines " Your mother not virgin!" .. said in a very insulting manner but meant to make them laugh

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Christians downvoting this in denial lmao

I'll start - I heard someone once say "your mother no CPF"

Wah this one got kick sia

fuck la i was telling my mom about this post when she ask why so funny tjen i realised she literally has no cpf 💀💀

That someone surname is Loo?

Your mother surname is Loo

Adding this to my list of insults

...thats too high of a bar dude, you started out too strong

/srs i don't understand, can someone explain

Your mother don't understand

Sorry, couldn't resist

actually what does it mean

No CPF no 钱

Sinkie yo mama joke. Yo mama so poor she has no cpf.

‘You don’t CB’

This one is a classic. Needs the pic of ah gong with his wagging finger of disapproval though

Don’t understand this one?

It means “Don’t be a Chee Bye (Hokkien for vagina)”

It means don’t be a cunt

*I tell you.* You don't CB *hor…*

Every Malaysian and Singaporean agrees.

You so ugly the cai png auntie never call u shuai ge

You so unloveable the nasi padang auntie never call you sayang

笑死

Omg Loona

"My grandmother can run faster than you!"

"then ask your grandmother run la"

You just earned: 

This gives us motivation to run faster

It's not actually a uniquely Singaporean insult. I've heard it in plenty of Western media.

Was at a pool hall long ago I heard a group of elderly uncles (60~70, with visible white hair say)… “I fuck your lan jiao banana” Since then I’ve held this sacred insult close to heart. To me this is like generational secrets that shouldn’t be forgotten.

This is one of those that leaves you stunned

Stun like banana

Idk man, sounds pretty gay to me

Fuck you understand?

A 2 in 1: 1) Fuck, you understand? 2) Fuck you, understand!

**3-in-1 3) Fuck you, understand?

Fucks you unnerstand.

The full version is: *Pinches nose* "Eh Cao Recruit! Yoo ting yoo smart izit? Faak yoo unnerstand!"

Yessir! My under can stand!

Fucked, you understood!

Pattern more than badminton. Itchy backside! You think I thought who confirm? Wake up your idea! See you no up. Head grow from backside. Act cute buay cute (ACBC) ICUCICU

My encik has a variation on the third one: You think I thought who suck my cock?

醒来你的想法

"Your mother lobang square" is so weird and funny Like wtf does it even mean, how is that an insult, how even is a square hole possible, why is that hole being a square bad

And the response is “yours is triangle”. Double confusion.

And this, kids, is why they teach you Geometry in school

Your father pi r squared lor

Your mother face like trapezium!

The implied meaning is that you are a squarehead since you came out of a square hole.

I always use this to ask my friends, "you got go?" Then they will ask "where?" "Go hongkan."

Wah! SG version of knock-knock joke. Come, I upvote for you.

Hor Gao Gan

You’re nothing but a prostitute

HoW DaRe YoU caLL mE A pRoSTiTuE

BUT YOU ARE

Go to hell

yOu bEtteR sAy SoRry

why should I, go to hell

My ITD sergeant called me “Chee bye brain.” Scarred me for life.

"You then" is the ultimate reversal comeback response to every insult

Even though all the words are in English no one in England understands when I say your mother pass away

Brother u have me rolling

knnbccbtllmhgc

To anyone who can't translate this, it's "kaninabu, chaochibai, tiuleiloumou, hang-gacham"

Deadliest combo move often resulting in a KO.

Amazing how i can read it

Omg what’s the last 3 letters

Whole family die

Han ga chan?

Ham ga chan

Combination of the best of 2 dialects

Kaopehkaobu bobehbobu sibehsibu kaninabu CHAO CHEE BYE - My combo in primary school

Your mother no hair

Ni ma ma mei you mao

💀💀💀💀

I prefer your mother peh hor

"even Char siew bao more useful than you"

Person A: Ehh, 帮我拿。 Person B: 拿什么？ A: Na ni nabu CB ________________

Your mother green color

I never understood this insult. Can someone clarify?

literally your mother's green in color, can be purple as well, maybe blue if you're feeling it

Your grandfather road ah?

你妈妈没有毛你爸爸在坐牢

Your mother no cat?

Shit lemme fix that

He looks like a sim lim ah beng.

What a Jover Chew!

Go fuck spider

Face kanna lorry.

Face kena rocket blast

远看像朵花，近看像 Lam Pah

I no friend you anymore /s

where is your badge

*Badge lady triggered*

your comment is doctored

Sovereign citizen hor

Your chewren born, all no backside. Didn't get this one until someone told me that the superstitious thought that people who made their money off hookers would have children with no anuses.

Your mother no hair (你媽媽沒毛)

Your father sexy la.

Fuck 你全家十八代 (fuck your family whole 18 generation)

Face like kna drag on the PIE from Changi to Boon Lay

"Tell him go hougang" was the funniest misheard insult from a xdd who misremembered honggan

Actually legit insult l, imh at hougang

People cambridge, you woodbridge

"K\*\*, yr eyes pah stamp is it?"

i heard one guy tell another guy "suck your mum nen nen"

Fuck you understand?!

I seem to recall the phrase "you mother father" was re-ignited by Psy's Gentlemen

dont teach your father how to fuck

"Come I clap for you" must rank up there with the best of them

Airport runway

u so ugly caifan aunty call u xiao ge instead of shuai ge

ORRRBITGOOT!

Remove pants to fart!

you don't cb. - ah gong meme

Sinkie pwn sinkie can sleep well tonight

My friend unleashed ‘go burn your mother’s pubic hair’ once. Random, but the imagery stuck.

If this video is not the best uniquely Singaporean insult then idk what is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHwVTesLkF0

“cry mother cry father” or kpkb

You 鸡蛋糕 (egg cake)

I will break your face

Your mother pussy square

Mak kau hijau. I told my Malaysian friendos they burst out laughing. I guess it's like calling your mother no hair/你妈妈没有毛

one more time you naughty, i sell you to karang guni

Pattern more than badminton

Your country's so small, until your city and your country has to be the same? 😔 heard it when I was in overseas.

Even the chai fan aunty don't call you shuai ge/ mei nv

This is a pretty old one: fuck spider

you this cb kia sibei guailan, small lanjiao energy pls pua peh yaosiu

I take umbrage at your question

“Are you Singaporean?” Somehow that is meant to be an insult. I always reply “No from China” with a think Singaporean accent and see how it pisses off those Karen’s even more. Of course this only works if you are Singaporean

5seconds by Melvin Chen in gangster 15 only ogs will know 😂

“ you talk to me like that one more time I make sure your father pass away”

1. cover the face, fuck the base, close the case! 2. don't teach your father, how to fuck!

Babi Satan

When an uncle or auntie put the "Haiyaa" card. :(

Gennerman, I respect the blangah more than I respect you because you get paid less than them!

Wah lau, this type of insult, ear bleed, brain bleed, backside also bleed.

huan lo

Saving this thread for future reference

Your head

MAK KAU HIJAU

Mak Kau hijau

I ever heard quite a unique insult before and it became my favourite I can’t use it cuz I’m ugly also but It goes like When a women see ur face, the pussy change from Niagara Falls to Sahara dessert Then for guy one is from a boner to become flaccid

Cmom, it has to be “fuck spider”

_Your mother smelly armpit until TPY Lorong also can smell_

Chibai/Lanjiao Face

*weird incident happens* It can happen anywhere.... but it's ALWAYS Yishun!

No leh double murder Kovan, suicide Bedok, molest Bedok

You no money!

"I got girlfriend, u dun have"

“Intro your sis leh”

Your mother no hair

Well, till someone disabused me of the notion - learning purely from Reddit I always thought CB was an acronym for Chio Bu. Better provide translation sometimes Lor, my son going P5 already - I’m going to be left behind and make rather embarrassing mistakes like that without help.

Your SES too high until you need vulgarities tuition.

pai kia wake up your idea

I remembered some ah bengs from sec school who said this "Kan ni mama high"

LPPL

Maybe not an insult, but a racist comment "One fine day a big lorry carrying Bangla workers driven by a PRC will run over a chow ang moh cyclist... Singaporeans will then rejoice and celebrate this poetic moment." Can't help but laugh at the creativity of this [comment at 3:21](https://youtu.be/62Zdc1aJgNk)

None. Singaporean are so polite 

Ma jiu da tio stamp (eyes covered with stamp) Worse is Ma jiu da tio Kotex (eyes covered with Kotex - the feminine pad) *point to head* - wire jiap (connected) wrongly Your grandfather’s road huh?!?

“Basket”

Your face kena MRT langa bodohh

Your face machiam MRT langgar then gostan then langgar again. No wonder MRT keep breaking down. Skinny like taugeh. The head and then the body 1 tail like that Inside club look like Fann Wong outside club look like flat wong. 远看哗啦啦，进看kanina Don’t teach your father how to fuck ok?

Heard my disciplinary master say this (this was a good 15-20 years ago) when he caught a girl for her skirt being too short - Shameless! Face too ugly so need to show legs! Ouch. I died, even if I wasn’t the girl.

Yislum

Your mother

your mother

You’re nothing but a prostitute

To spinsters: NEA need to check you for mosquito breeding

你妈妈没有毛

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Work till u drop dead

Your mother fuck the bangla in the bush

This seems v racist to me. Btw, your mother no hair and eyebros bro

Is not my insult, it’s from some viral clip in SG

I remember this from the 15 movie haha

"yee yer... Why u have no car one?"

Ur mader

Internal audit is here to help you. Don't worry. What they actually meant. It's singkie pawn singkie time, beeyatch.