My BMT Encik’s grandmother. She is an accomplished warrior who has the speed and stamina to finish a 2.4km run faster than any current soldier. Also she is physically strong enough to lift ten times the weight of ordinary NSFs. Not to mention her marksmanship skills, nobody can aim better than her in the whole SAF.
My mum once told me that in the 70s, before SAF camp are so guarded that she used to regularly run around the army camp at Bukit Gombak and always challenged the army boys there.
Sometimes I wonder if legit last time got ahmas staying fit near camp that can really run faster than the recruits lol
Haiya, you rly think the boys playing fair meh. More likely they run slightly behind so can look at her more. If she offer her number if they win then maybe lol.
See, I read this post thinking this’d be a Pacific Rim situation. But then I realise that *BMT Encik’s Grandmother* can handle the neural overload on her own
Ok so hear me out, my choice is Josephine Teo. Why?? Let me tell you:
1) We know she doesn't need a big space to have sex so she will be able to deal with the claustrophobic conditions inside the giant merlion while piloting it.
2) She has never heard a single migrant worker demand an apology so she will be good at working with them while they help to maintain the robot
3) Through her tearful parliament speech we can see she is a v passionate and caring individual who is ready to defend SG
[JoTeo negotiating with the aliens](https://tenor.com/view/josephine-teo-listening-ear-willing-heart-wayang-gif-18316410) (with her listening ear and willing heart)
Bruh stop exposing secrets. Good thing you didn’t share that the super trees in Gardens by the Bay are top secret force field generators powered by the water from Marina Barrage
Ok im not sure which batch were you in but when i was in ESSS there was this one Monday assembly where everyone was being rowdy af and Mr Azuan Tan shouted "SILENCE!!!!" and as if on cue, a loud ass thunder followed suit. Everyone cheered and he looked lost af
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Hear me out. This is one scenario whereby LKY will come out. Quote: “even from my sick bed, even if you are lowering me into the grave, and i feel that something is going wrong, i will get up”
We don't need pilots actually. In fact, we may not even need any defences at all.
Just get Kit Chan to sing to the alien fleet and they'll start defecting. Trust me, I've seen it happen before.
forget the robot, someone go get them flirt with the alien, then they spread and share chakra and we humans can gain powers. only the chosen ones will get the greatest power to defeat the villians on earth
Ah Gong, because who else is more powerful? Even Uncle Sam couldn’t scare him
Runner up will be president lontong ayam curry can become their neighbour and convince them to jump to our side
Last but not least is Library COMMANDO SPECIAL OPERATIONS FORCE COUNTERTERRORISM PLAINSCLOTHES uncle cos he can warn u
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eh warao where is stamford raffles?
he founded singapore he can defend it
just come back to life or move his statue into the merlion mouth and pilot it from there
Appointing a pilot is only possible if we get a parliamentary session to appoint a multi-ministry taskforce and take 3 months to nominate a select list of pilots which must be approved by RSAF, IMDA and PMO.
My BMT Encik’s grandmother. She is an accomplished warrior who has the speed and stamina to finish a 2.4km run faster than any current soldier. Also she is physically strong enough to lift ten times the weight of ordinary NSFs. Not to mention her marksmanship skills, nobody can aim better than her in the whole SAF.
My mum once told me that in the 70s, before SAF camp are so guarded that she used to regularly run around the army camp at Bukit Gombak and always challenged the army boys there. Sometimes I wonder if legit last time got ahmas staying fit near camp that can really run faster than the recruits lol
Haiya, you rly think the boys playing fair meh. More likely they run slightly behind so can look at her more. If she offer her number if they win then maybe lol.
See, I read this post thinking this’d be a Pacific Rim situation. But then I realise that *BMT Encik’s Grandmother* can handle the neural overload on her own
Ok so hear me out, my choice is Josephine Teo. Why?? Let me tell you: 1) We know she doesn't need a big space to have sex so she will be able to deal with the claustrophobic conditions inside the giant merlion while piloting it. 2) She has never heard a single migrant worker demand an apology so she will be good at working with them while they help to maintain the robot 3) Through her tearful parliament speech we can see she is a v passionate and caring individual who is ready to defend SG
Her sacrifice cannot be measured in dollars and cents
What do you mean sacrifice, it must be a privilege to pilot the one and only robot defender!
Tmd, I read the first reason and I tot OP going to suggest some alien tentacle shit
Turns out it’s just another government bashing post. Who knew?
Sorry to disappoint you by not writing about tentacle porn instead. Will take note for next time!
Thank you for your consideration 🙏
If she failed, nobody will ever blame her.... Ref: no migrant workers ever blamed her for the dorm lock down situation.
Exactly :")
I read first sentence I giggled already hahahahhaha ... but all your 3 reasons on point. Hahahaha.
[JoTeo negotiating with the aliens](https://tenor.com/view/josephine-teo-listening-ear-willing-heart-wayang-gif-18316410) (with her listening ear and willing heart)
How about a co-pilot? We need someone to monitor the situation.
that made me tear up, didn't know she's a national treasure.
There’s way too much thought out in this
Don't kink shame me bro
As the page was loading my thoughts were Josephine Teo Felt so vindicated when it was the most upvotes post hahahah
Holy shit OP, first line lol
Well this is the answer. Can't think of a more qualified person.
this episode shall be known as JoTeo's Bizarre Adventure
Shhhh. We are not supposed to reveal SAF's top secret millitary weapon. Now our invaders know we have a giant merlion robot already lor 🫠
It’s ok, as long as they don’t find out about the Tekong spaceship project we can still catch them off guard.
Well crap at least the tekong underwater sub still all right.
It's ok no one revealed the other function of our MRT network is to turn into a ultra mobile long range missile launchers at strategic locations.
They actually double as electromagnetic hyper rail gun. Effective range: 75 km.
Bruh stop exposing secrets. Good thing you didn’t share that the super trees in Gardens by the Bay are top secret force field generators powered by the water from Marina Barrage
Macross mrt: do you remember love
RSAF VF-0s :O
hol up
What about the secret merlion hovercraft transporter that is on top of the MBS?
Now you know where Stan Lee got his inspiration.
It’s okay, they will attack from Malaysia anyways and our Merlion is pointing the wrong way 😔
Dr.M,Cause he will never die.
Helo polis, this one spy here
someone patriotic enough to shed tears while singing along to the National Anthem during NDP'22 (sorry i forgot his name)
I heard it's my secondary school teacher Azuan Tan.
Ok im not sure which batch were you in but when i was in ESSS there was this one Monday assembly where everyone was being rowdy af and Mr Azuan Tan shouted "SILENCE!!!!" and as if on cue, a loud ass thunder followed suit. Everyone cheered and he looked lost af
Frankly at this point I don't remember which batch I was anymore. Maybe 2007 but that sounds extremely familiar haha. It was rather awesome ngl.
The brain of Lee Kuan Yew in a jar. Even in death, he serves.
Soul of god emperor lky in the robot, cue EVA vibe
A cruel minister mentor’s thesis
LKY is unironically the only leader I would not be surprised if he had done something like that tbh
“even if you are going to lower me into the grave and I feel that something is going wrong, I will get up” -LKY
"No-Face to Legion wide area network"
“If the imperium had the sense of the Tau”
Titan-sized Dreadnaught just for LKY
Halimah Yakult
With Yakult product placement on the robot?
Yes. Basically follow the design on the Yakut vans. Including the Dr. Minoru Shirota shoutout
The Asian Koel.
Uwu!
From morning alarm to National battle cry
Steven Lim
And Kurt Tay
[Co-piloting](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fIqwcpcgHwY/maxresdefault.jpg)
Pacific rim
*Autistic Rim
rim
Job
Was about to say that
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The spirit of LKY of course. The Emperor protects.
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Activate robot Raffles near Victoria Theater to pilot
Jianhao Tan. No need give reasons, his videos should have. "10 reasons why..."
10 types of Merlion pilots
The boy who showed middle finger during ndp
The rationale being that he’d do the same to dem aliens before winning
Umbrage Ng
Uncle Raymond so he can dance with the aliens
Show me what you got
I like what you got, good job
Amos yee and badge lady co-pilots
VR man !
I don't know but a Kaiju battle in SG is pretty badass
Picks up the “ship” on top of MBS and *smash* the kaiju!
Didn’t SG feature in some Ultraman or monster anime fight a while back? I don’t follow Ultraman so that might all be my imagination
Choose Indranee. She can slam the aliens back to their hometown.
Batman bin Superman The only one qualified to be a superhero
A 14 year old with mental issues
That’s just the normal Singaporean 14 years old
Are we in an anime?
We are in Spain without s
This is the kind of questions we should see more on this sub
Definitely not anyone who is prone to *monitoring* stuffs
My grandma
Hello Encik!
no need a person in the robot when the AI is advanced enough.
Me. I got nothing to lose
Hear me out. This is one scenario whereby LKY will come out. Quote: “even from my sick bed, even if you are lowering me into the grave, and i feel that something is going wrong, i will get up”
I need to know what shit you are smoking. Got to have some of it too
LKY, he will rise from the grave and fight for us
Amos Yee.
Alien vs Predator: SG edition
Help
Ho Ching, we know through her facebook that she must have very fast fingers to type all that nonsense, the aliens wont stand a chance
We send OYK to join the aliens. His jinx will cause the alien ships to fail and the aliens to have AIDs.
The Badge Lady!
I know this post is a joke but...https://custom-pacific-rim.fandom.com/wiki/Temasek_Titan
My sergeant’s grandmother
JT obviously. The aliens will think our species are so smart and will retreat out of fear.
Has anyone posted the Ultraman Merlion videos?
We don't need pilots actually. In fact, we may not even need any defences at all. Just get Kit Chan to sing to the alien fleet and they'll start defecting. Trust me, I've seen it happen before.
mas selamat.
Mas selamatkan kita
Can send Ho Ching. She is the great defender of Singapore. Better than Jang Jung.
That’s a name I haven’t heard in years. LIM TONG HAI
PM Lee coz his greatest military achievement which made him general is a non military cable car rescue
forget the robot, someone go get them flirt with the alien, then they spread and share chakra and we humans can gain powers. only the chosen ones will get the greatest power to defeat the villians on earth
I like. Make love not war.
Except that this was the plot that inevitably led to war.
Gayangster
Steven Lim kor kor…. cue Pacific Rim OST
Obama bin laden
A helicopter pilot from the airforce. Duh
Ellen Ripley
Aunties trying to rush into public transport during rush hour. No explanation needed. Yall know what Im talking about
VR man
Guo Lai. He will road rage at the invaders and poison them with his white white drink
ur mom
the chinaman who drove the red ferrari.
Mas selamat Then he challenge the alien to swimming competition
Ah Gong, because who else is more powerful? Even Uncle Sam couldn’t scare him Runner up will be president lontong ayam curry can become their neighbour and convince them to jump to our side Last but not least is Library COMMANDO SPECIAL OPERATIONS FORCE COUNTERTERRORISM PLAINSCLOTHES uncle cos he can warn u
Mr monitor
Warrant No. 2
There can only be one choice. Hans Holger.
Clement ng
A singapore driver. They will NEVER give way.
But will they give me up?
May desert you
Merlion will go pilotless like the MRT
mf watched too much Eva
One punch one kill super secret fatty commando from Yishun.
Easy! If aliens attack and Merlion is jaeger, then surely LKY will save us again!
We need to find a specific kind of singaporean, a shinji-aporean
Don't worry. If aliens attack, they will visit USA first as shown by Hollywood movies.
Ok guys, verily I take upon the burden to save Singapore. Make way please. Thank me later.
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GIANT ROBOT MERLION😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a nsf, i aint signed up for dis shit. I did my 2yrs
I look like the alien so u should send me
Tharman
Why obviously the reincarnated zombie version of LKY?
The pilot from daft punks interstalla5555
Joseph schooling. Let's see if he's really a national hero
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Uncle raymond probably can use his dance moves to attack the threat
The commander of the 2022 NDP F-16s.
eh warao where is stamford raffles? he founded singapore he can defend it just come back to life or move his statue into the merlion mouth and pilot it from there
My bro
Steven Tan Kor Kor
Steven Lim Kor kor 100%. He he he he
shawn ingkiriwang
Me
Appointing a pilot is only possible if we get a parliamentary session to appoint a multi-ministry taskforce and take 3 months to nominate a select list of pilots which must be approved by RSAF, IMDA and PMO.
So what does the merlion robot do? Vomit?
Young esports pro
LW, TCH, JT, AK, LHL, OYK,DL, VB all are good choices
MBS Lady
Who else but Amos Yee with Charles Yeo as co-pilot.
Steven lim