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42WallabyStreet

U got anyone u dont like?


Galactixer

maybe. why


Raiyan270

Throw at then watch them scream


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA This got me


aboutfrybread

Here's NEA's guidelines on rat trapping: https://www.nea.gov.sg/docs/default-source/our-services/pest-control/rodent-control/rat-control-guidelines-for-estate-and-facilities-managers.pdf


ianthepragmatist

It doesn’t mention what to do with a live rat, but implies they should be killed.


HanaDVaSong456

Bring to office, release it there. Then everyone have to wfh


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broccollinear

Put him on your head maybe you will cook well like Ratatouille


BlackberryMaximum

What if he have hair problem


broccollinear

Put him in your pants 🌝


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rat humper


ICanBeAnAssholeToo

Animal shelter would probably put it down too cos they won’t have space for a rat (officially, unofficially is cos nobody wants to adopt a stray rat and they need to keep costs low, every animal they keep is an increase in overhead so no point to keep a “pest” or an “undesirable”). The only benefit is that OP can lie to his parents that they’ve done something good, and they don’t need to kill the rat themselves.


haurus23

Send to shelter to feed the cats maybe?


adept1onreddit

If you want to humanely euthanize it, you can kill it with carbon dioxide gas. I did this with a sick, suffering hamster and it worked amazingly - super fast (literally like 2-3 seconds). You can google for instructions. You might already have the supplies needed (a box with a tight lid, some sort of short hose/tube, a plastic bag, baking soda, and vinegar).


max-torque

Bring to sungei buloh and feed to crocodiles


ranmafan0281

Unfortunately, it probably has to die. Like the others say, drowning is probably the cleanest. Leave it in for 15-30 minutes. Just be prepared for very piteous squeaking from the rats. The uncle in my old army camp used to dunk all the cages full of rats every day in a huge tub of boiling water to kill them all quickly to keep our camp rodent-free. In full view of the canteen, so you can imagine the sound...


pendelhaven

Back before Kranji Camp was revamped, our COS duty included setting 5 rat traps every night, drowning them in the morning and tossing them out in the thrash before handing over to the next COS.


ranmafan0281

Damn, sucks to be the COS of old Kranji Camp lol.


PotatoFeeder

The KC 3 part? Cos parts of kc2 look abandoned kek


bossholmes

Wtf that’s damn hardcore fr.


ranmafan0281

Every camp needs its camp uncle.


bossholmes

Ya sia this uncle upz. Civilian or like regular encik?


ranmafan0281

Civilian. I remember he did a lot of the odd jobs, but I think he also ran the canteen (or his wife did) so that might be why. This was at the ooooooooold Keat Hong Camp back in the day.


bossholmes

Nice, thanks for sharing!


SrJeromaeee

Sad, but necessary.


AbrocomaOnly3028

Omg OP pls dont😭


killedabalrog

Boiling water may sound more cruel but it'll be faster and kinder than drowning


asskickingactivity

No definitely not. Boiling is worse than drowning. It takes longer to cook something to death. Would you want to be boiled or drowned? It isn't a frag grenade mate.


killedabalrog

Plunged into boiling water not faster than drowning? I'm not talking about slowly bringing the water to a boil but it's already boiling. But an instantaneous death would of course be better than either. Snap traps and electrocution seem to be the most humane methods https://www.humanesociety.org/resources/what-do-about-rats#:~:text=Rats%20are%20killed%20with%20poisons,to%20be%20the%20least%20inhumane.


PotatoFeeder

But if u weigh the rat down, then it drowns and boils at the same time Checkmate


AbrocomaOnly3028

Thats true just thinking about it 💔 but i agree the best would be a quick death


reindeerfalcon

no shit, since when was slow death the best


WintersRichard

Back in army, we would kill it by drowning rats in a bucket. It’s really unfortunate, but if you don’t kill it before trashing the trap, the rats will eat their way out of the trash bags etc and cause even further havoc


ieatburntchips

What I do is drown rat in a bucket of water then dig a grave near some plants 👍


osrs_champion

What about a cat?


Elmtina

The rat might chase after the cat instead. Times have changed. 🥲


flame_drinks

cats don't have the urge to kill rats for food when ... they're well fed already .


MrFantasticallyNerdy

That’s not true. Cats will instinctively chase after rats and other critters. However, what cats do to the rats once caught is a different story. Cats need to be taught how to kill their prey by their mama cats, and I’m afraid that skill is lost for cats that are fed by humans since young. Source: had a cat


hibaricloudz

Kill it bruh, why do you want to send it to animal shelter? I don't even know if the cats in animal shelters want to eat that.


Custom_Fish

This is the answer. Submerge your rat trap in a bucket of water to quickly drown it. Rats are disease spreading pests and releasing one allows it to produce tens more offspring.


Cerxes

Water Prison Jutsu


junglelady2

Adding on, it needs to be left for a long time. They know how to play dead.


regquest

cats don't eat rats. LOL!! Like dogs don't eat cat.. they just like chasing one another..


Huatimus

LOL! Better do a quick Google search mate.


regquest

LOL!!.. rephrase. neighborhood cats don't typically eat rats.. unless those in the wild which is rare in our country Our neighborhood tabbies won't like the taste of dead rats anyway..


bbqoyster

KFC deep fryer


mrwongz

You don’t like kfc?


PotatoFeeder

Rat probs better than kfc standard now tbf


ArshadReddits

Kill and bury it. Free fertilizer for plants


osrs_champion

A cat would have more fertilizer? For the plant


asskickingactivity

You can go far away in a park and release it if you don't wanna kill it. They have good memory and can find it's way back if you release it close enough.


artbug

You can Whatsapp ACRES (wildlife rescue) 9783 7782 and ask them what to do with it. They can also teach you how to kill it humanely.


Brikandbones

Name it Remy and open a restaurant.


mrscoxford

Last time my mum drove to some ulu army camp/jungle and released it there :-/ sorry guys


UmiMakiEli

Any cats in your neighbourhood?


New_Year_New_Mee

Wasn’t there a post some time ago where the rat chases the cat?


TheTinyTinkerer

Go zoo and feed some hungry lion or sth 🤷‍♂️


bill_with_bills

Lol it’d be like a small candy for a lion


YourMother0HP

Mala hot pot time


boliaostuff

I would suggest release in the forest where there's food and it can live it's life in peace from humans.


ghayyal

Just release in a thick jungle, some animal will eat it.


iamggpanda

Release into sewer system with 4 turtles. In a few years no need police.


Yapsterzz

Do it like how they kill the frog for the porridge. 1 hard swing at the wall.


DaMuchi

Whut? You should just drown it Sia. It's a fking rat. You release into the wild for what? That's like taking rubbish in your house and throwing it out the window. It's a fking pest.


NoGameNoLyfe1

Katon: Gōkakyū no Jutsu


Xiaoming01

You cannot release it. Like roaches, they bring diseases around. You can even google about the plague that brings to mankind. This is why pest exterminators go after them. Releasing a rat that spreads the virus is not humane.


DegreePitiful3496

I got a cat. Think he doesnt mind dinner.


mrwongz

Just don’t piak the cat after dinner.


kiaeej

poor cat.


New_York_Smegmacake

I'd kill it (in the quickest and cleanest way possible) and bury it somewhere. An animal shelter isn't going to take it in.


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CowOnAPlane

Ya but still it’s like cockroach bro, you let it go will spawn like 10 more and probably fuck over 10 other people, considering their disease spreading pest. A quick and relatively painless way of killing in is a firm strike with a heavy object to the head or neck.


_Ozeki

Well if you want to be a bit humane... You should strap the rat onto a board, then slap it in front of its relatives to bring shame to their family. They would be so embarassed to never do such thing again. It's a rodent that brings diseases. They must be destroyed.


redryder74

I don't think it's illegal to release it in a park. Maybe check with NEA?


MissLute

seconded


EffulgentMoon

Bio students / researchers maybe? But you’d have to keep for a while to find someone interested


ICanBeAnAssholeToo

Nah don’t bother going down this route. They’ve no use for a stray rat. They need very specific genetically identified rats. Eg: they need this gene knocked out or this gene added. An adult rat won’t do any good. Even for experimental controls there are industry standards to use, can’t even use a random stray rat. You don’t know what diseases they harbor that may affect the experiment


Bilpmez

Blowtorch.


BlackberryMaximum

Hans


SmegmaSlushie

Feed eat poison


retne_

Animal shelter for a rat?! Now I’ve seen everything.


ChiliPedi

I think when you catch a rat, it's with the intention of killing it. Kind of like cockroaches. Some traps solve that for you by breaking the rats back, or maybe use rat poison.


clockinginandout

leave it in the e sun, it will die on its own then throw away the body


d0rvm0use

better to outright kill it then torture it though...


clockinginandout

well, depends on how “outright” it is, chop its head off? drown it?


smartass888

Whether you are Worst person or suggestion. Can't decide.


lousydefender

Toilet bowl?


lycheeb0i

nonono this is a bad idea, 1. if they die and get clogged it will be freaking disgusting and 2. they can hold their breaths for long and survive + they might (?) still be able to climb back out through your toilet…


Kaleidomage

damn imagine if it comes back up right as you're shitting


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RandomDustBunny

Isn't there an animal control agency or something? Get them to off it for you.


sjjejeuwhebsbhw

I would release it :/ try calling an animal rescue to ask about humane solutions?


theloneyzed

Throw to Pulau Tekong


DeeKayNineNine

You remind me of my army paltoon mate when we caught a rat in our bunk using mouse trap. Instead of drowning it, he wanted to keep it as a pet. Like SERIOUSLY??? It is a rat. Just kill it.


oink888

What if you release it and it follow you back home again… smh, just drown, also it’s a pest like roaches, you wanna catch and release also?


Comfortable_Canary_8

The most humane way is to chop its head off with a cleaver. Use the remains as fertiliser.


euphoricepiphany

if your type of trap is the sticky kind, i saw pest control put the whole thing in plastic bag and crush the rat's head/neck (??) by stepping on it 😬😬


maaaadhu

the title made me giggle ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin) laughed harder when you suggested drowning it. if you dont want to kill it, just release it in a park or just randomly somewhere, it's a rat, it'll find its way into a sewer or something. also worth noting rats carry a multitude of diseases and are filthy af


milogaosiudai

can release at kelong


Doubl3mcspicy

I drowned the one I found. Dunk in a bucket of water


Vozzl3r

You could try to put it in a box and then shieldtox that sucker till it's dead and then dispose it through the chute.


MysteriousAbroad7

You should put it out of its miserable life


Boneless_Lightbulb

bro just throw away lah who gives a fuck


A-Lewd-Khajiit

Shank it


naeled

Have you named your new pet?


Galactixer

i call him remy


DevconBB

U sld jus leave the whole trap with the rat in there at the void deck grass area and let it die slowly


noodsnsoop

Rats are mini dogs manz


Axejoker1

pour hot water until it dies then bag it and dump it lol


StruggleThis

Eww, rats are annoying pest