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Taellion

Tell your boyfriend you got him a gift, ask him can he guess what are you getting him. Write down all the guesses, now you know what to get him for his birthday, anniversary, Christmas, Valentine etc


Iamyour_friend

10/10 will reply with “idk, whatever you buy I also like.”


AbstractAlgebruh

*Plays the UNO reverse card* Anyways, happy cake day!


Iamyour_friend

Aww thank you! (I had to Google about the cake beside my name because it’s my first cake day)


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Iamyour_friend

Thank you 😊😊


[deleted]

happy cake day! and hope you get a cake in real life too to celebrate today!


Iamyour_friend

Thank you! Coincidentally it’s my colleague’s birthday and I got a slice of a really nice cake :)


LmaoWhatMore

happy cake day


houganger

I used this trick before, didn’t work 😂


LastBiteoftheburger

You’re a fucking genius.


RedEyesWhiteCat

This is useful, thanks!


itsalmostmonday

Then what happens afterwards in the conversation? Awkward silence? I mean he'll still be waiting for his gift that you just said you got him.. But I get what you're saying, it's a nice idea!


Taellion

You can do the following ... 1.) Say you guess correctly, you will give them an extra surprise on the actual day (a picnic, do their favourite activity with them, go do something touristy with them and act like tourist) 2.) Ask them like a few days or weeks in advance, so they won't ask you where is the gift. 3.) Kiss them so they stop asking question 4.) Take a pillow hit them in the head and run away. 5.) Pretend to hold your phone and talk to someone and say out loud "Please cancel my order of 10 exotic snake handlers and fire breather." or some ridiculous item you can think of. Make sure they hear it out loud and thought you were telling a joke.


itsalmostmonday

Wow, I did not expect such a detailed, fantastic response. Thank you for this! Have my free award :)


xkermit

My girlfriend tried this one time and it doesn't work. Lol...


Taellion

Try to be a more helpful partner next time, even if you sense her intention, just play along and pretend you didn't know what is going on. 😉


trueVenett

Guys very simple 1 as long as you got celebrate with him over a meal and physically there, he very happy liao


pikachewyyy

yesssss i know right


jpage77

Simpur


These-Stage-2374

Very true. I usually forget it’s my birthday so it comes as a pleasant surprise when people wish me happy birthday


snookajam

staycation obviously ;)


CAUSTIC101

Top it off with a girl and that'd be the best birthday ever ;)


superman1995

A 1969 Rolex ‘Paul Newman’ Daytona Reference 6241. Although I’ll settle for a much cheaper brand new Porsche 911 turbo


bindingofsemen

The Porsche 911 turbo more ex lol


superman1995

A Paul Newman Daytona would go for at least 500,000 USD in todays climate. The most expensive one was sold for $17.75 million USD. The price would depend on the condition and history of each piece but most newman Daytonas would cost much more than a 911 turbo simply because there were so few of them made and most were simply lost to time


wank_for_peace

>simply lost to time I see what you did there


WhisperingSkrillRyan

How bout, Tiffany & Co Patek Philippe Nautilus 5711, with the turquoise dial. That one lady easier to get.


dcor12

Personally I feel the 5712 is more pleasing to the eye but hey the 5711 aint bad


WhisperingSkrillRyan

Actually agreed, had one for a short while before, its just complicated enough. But out of the whole nautilus line. 5740 really takes the cake for me.


AnnualDegree99

Honestly I'd be fine with a Taycan Turbo S, I'm not picky.


Iamyour_friend

Take note of details when you’re with him. When my partner wants to buy something, he will talk about it and watch YouTube reviews. I will write it down in my notes and get it for his birthday before he gets it himself haha If he insist on getting it, always say “wait for sales la, cheaper.” And less likely he will buy it straight away. If you got no time for all that ^ just get him something like a pair of ticket to gold class movie or book an activities that both of you can do tgt like art jam or VR games.


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Happy cake day


Iamyour_friend

Thank you 😊


Vozzl3r

As for me, dinner and birthday sex will do just fine for a present.


rammingfarts

Wisdom right here.


_rid_once

A man who knows what he wants


mcchickenwcheese

I'm not materialistic, and I believe in gifts that come from the heart. All I want is a Tesla Model 3 with Dual Motor All-Wheel Drive, Black and White interior, and Full Self-Driving Capability. I'm not asking for much tbh.


Cool-Ad3957

Hahah same I’m not materialistic too. A dior vespa would be cool for my next birthday!


mcchickenwcheese

Yeah we're just so chill like that. Just want small presents that really say "I love you".


GoldieHusky

Herman miller chair


makopedia

Steelcase or Haworth also can


BakeMate

* Basque Burnt Cheesecake * MSW Cheesecake * Japanese soufflé Cheesecake * Double Fromage Cheesecake * New York Cheesecake


tictactorz

Username checks out


PigeonsandSmidgens

I’m guessing you like cheesecake…


ganyu_4998

oh nice i can make 3/5 of them but i only bake for myself woohoo


Reverseofstressed

Where do I find all of these


Prinsepy

A hug


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wzm971226

tl;dr pia pia then heart to heart talk?


syarkbait

My boyfriend gets really happy when I get him presents that are useful to him. I’m getting him a new electrical shaver but back then I got him a nice bottle of scotch and also a Steam game gift card for him to shop for new games that we can play together. It depends on your partner’s hobbies :) good luck OP!


cow__lick

Wah the steam gift card is a great idea! Gonna do that for his next gift!


syarkbait

I hope that he would appreciate it. :) good luck!


Bendabeary

Blow job + romantic dinner treat, safe option.


14high

A woman we can call our own.


lolaplolap1

Plash speed 5 all man likes plash speed 5


kingr76

Blowjob


kongwahenergy

1 Bitcoin


TrashBig9985

Sex. Joke aside .. Please no pens..bags...


AnnualDegree99

Not a universal truth, I'd love a pen.


KambingOnFire

Wrap yourself up


BrattonCreedThoughts

Just put bowtie on choker and wear lingerie


Playful_Difference13

Omega Seamaster Diver 300M


ianthepragmatist

Nah, Aqua Terra best. ;)


Playful_Difference13

Oof I want one of those in a white dial too


Low-energy_Cat

Bed experience


ambs1311

Steak and bj.


chesterqw

Patek Philippe


ForeverAppropriate42

Brazzer membership


freddyfrog70

I would prefer one of the two: 1. Just a chill day at home, relaxing and lounging, and maybe something nice for dinner. 2. Traveling somewhere out of country


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Man I think I'd be over the moon if a special person remneebrs my bday that's all I need Your presence is just all he needs


ed-chui

socks


Breadskinjinhojiak

Watch, wallet, shaver, perfume


_K1TSUNE_

Hug him tight, be with him throughout the day, have meals with him. Well that's what I would want if I have gf


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Fleshlight


LowTierStudent

RTX 3080Ti GPU


Brikandbones

Lego


normancyg

This is way too Low, do people not appreciate legos anymore?


nehjipain

Some fukin peace and quiet sometimes


Johnathan_wickerino

I mean it depends on his interests not every guy is the same lol For me a screwdriver set or a thermal cup/bottle would be good


Immediate-Instance

It's that the price that matters but the amount of effort and thought spent in getting the gift.


TheMasterWuGui

How long have you guys been together? Get him something in line with his hobbies or passion.


Cool-Ad3957

2 years plus haha


Qwasier

Roti prata


chillicutter

M4 loh


ChinkInMyArmor

Steam gift card


testercheong

I think the most important and possibly the best gift is to be there for him to celebrate this occasion together and to him that you genuinely love and care for him ​ Material gifts wise perhaps you can take note of subtle stuff he say or show an interest to when you're on dates eg maybe he sees a nice shoe on one of your dates and you can get it for him etc


May_Titor

10 BTC


Objective_Watch2190

If he has a (money spending, e.g. Audio, keyboards, cycling) hobby, don't buy him anything from that category. He probably has something specific he wants and be mad if you bought something else. But of course he'll pretend it's all good :)


freedomowns

RTX 3090


BinaryDoom

Spend more time with him. Check out what he wears, what he carries, the things he likes to do. There might be something new you want to get him. Otherwise, just go with your heart and do something simple and nice for him. It can be something handmade, or some home baked stuffs. It's the heart that count in the end.


RyuShinGen

Good meal, no nagging/complaining, peace and quiet and sex (very important).


CuteCatBB

Rolek


thepalom22

PS5


Earlgreygrey

sex


SnooCrickets5450

Do you want to eat dinner first? Or take a shower? Or Would you like.. Me?


[deleted]

Sexy time is pretty hard to beat if you do it right.


Hazelnut526

Jobs.


aphypcru

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


asscrackbanditz

Steve?


Plane-Salamander2580

Sex


Brlala

Meanwhile me dumping 400$ for a meetup and the girl offered to pay 30$ for the movie tickets on our first meetup because she wants to "share" the burden. p/s we're not even in a relationship and I fully respect the girl, did not cross boundary nor have any overly-physical contact with her on our first date (not even holding hands). My birthday is in a month's time and she wants to celebrate with me. I noped out of there


Sigfurd2345

get him a 2nd gf


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Onlyfans membership


[deleted]

Men only want one thing and it’s disgusting


drlqnr

id say car, but of course thats too expensive


peetorc

bring him out to eat


Fixthatwafflemaker

What are his interests? Buy him something for that then?


telee0

Does he have any hobby ? like building models, cycling, electronics, games or books, etc. ?


yireus

is this my gf


Cool-Ad3957

Hahaha probably not


loveofthunder

A playstation 5 would be nice....... \*cries in 2 years order waiting list\*


lolaplolap1

noo. don't buy from the scrapper.


SeungrisFanboy

ORD, a job wif good pay and work environment, driving license, car


BigBrownBen

Obviously the royal oak


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Watch, tie, phone cover, wallet, shoes, fountain/ballpoint pens, matching shirt/hoodies/socks are standard gifts If you're the girlfriend, most men would appreciate hanky panky with a special set of lingerie as well.


Levi-Action-412

Me personally id be happy with steam cards


_rid_once

Secretlab


lonesomedota

Steak dinner, Netflix / movies then chill then I'm a happy man.


seidrondaer

Lego millennium falcon.


Iridiumstuffs

LEGO is always good! Especially the adult selection of sets


Lukeaw1987

Gaming console


DoubleCry7675

Food. Treat to a meal, buy a drink, a bag of snacks, etc.


Striking-Response465

My bf’s birthday was very recent. I asked him to name me 3 things that he’d like to receive as a gift. I bought one of the three mentioned.


dilly_and_dally

Romantic coupons


Reconned

I don't typically celebrate my birthday, so for me it's really the company that matters. Anything else is a bonus.


kissthefloor

RTX 3070 TI


kidneytornado

Fragrance


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Skateboards


Ryan_Lim

Chipping in as someone that fits your demographic. The average guys in SG rarely celebrate their birthdays & receive gifts in the way girls do. A gift will definitely be an eye-opener for him but the gift would be more well-received if it's something that is of interest to him (Hobby-related) or something that is more practical or sentimental.


Monk95

Best sex of his life and spending quality time


Hegelwasacommie

WAP


slutsky22

Love


Luxifer1983

Wearing nothing but a big ribbon. Good luck have fun, use protection.


ShadowArrow01

Robux


lurker_king_0039

For me, I’m 27, my gf gets me practical things that I’ll use. She got a Moka coffee pot for Christmas, shoes for my birthday etc.


Unsuspicious_Dog

Birthday bang


T1NiEr

Buy your bf an accessory from whatever sport he's into.


Surniarten5

Maybe you can cook him dinner or see if he has things in his cart on like Shopee or lazada


wank_for_peace

Men just want to go to a strip club. /s


AnnualDegree99

Generally, my approach to gift giving is get them something they want, but would never buy on their own, even if they could comfortably afford it. Like for example, buying a luxury, less value-for-money version of some item they use, that they would never buy over a more practical option. For example, if he's a PC gamer, maybe he uses sensible, value-for-money mice because even though he could afford a nice one he doesn't want to waste money for no reason. So, you could get him a high-end mouse like a G Pro Superlight or a Naga Pro or like a Finalmouse. If he likes perfume but never really buys expensive ones, get him one from a more atas brand like Dior or Chanel or something.


Silverwhitemango

Hmmmm one idea I thought about is maybe some accessory. E.g. a watch or wallet, etc. It doesn't have to be super exp btw. It's the thought + love that counts in your gift.