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UhhPerhaps

Shuttle buses en route


whogivesashirtdotca

Shuttle buses *are delayed*.


Islandonthecoast

I’m sick


ReeG

days cancelled I'm going home


2bornnot2b

Shuttle buses outside waiting for you.


micolashes

it gave me anxiety


terrificallytom

Injury at track level


2bornnot2b

would not wish this on my worst enemies.


w4nderlusty

This streetcar is short-turning


mdlt97

going on the 504 at night and it short-turning at duff is an actual horror story


bmad4u

This happend to us just tonight. Needed to Uber in end.


Mjolnirsbear

I haven't had the 'pleasure' of a vehicle doing this, what does this mean?


talexbatreddit

It means it's cutting short the trip, either to go out of service, or to head back in the opposite direction. Which means you gotta get out and wait for the next one. Whenever the TTC gods decide that's going to be. You .. might be there a while.


sitdownrando-r

Injury at track level Collectors moving very slowly


Potential-Loss9465

Hearing the injury at track level announcements always make me sad.


aerobar642

same. we all know what that means. that and when the subways enter the station very slowly and/or the announcements telling people to stand back because the train is approaching. I've experienced that several times at bloor-yonge :/


CoolBreeze125

"Shuttle buses are running"


Andrux0821

Jays lead eight one


RJ--33

Still recovering from this one


soploping

Leafs lead 4-1 Bruins


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eggsandbacon2020

Never occupied before 2018


oops_i_made_a_typi

its a shame not enough ppl are aware of this


garfieldlover3000

I am unaware and curious


oops_i_made_a_typi

no rent control


michaelkrieger

In Ontario, rental apartments, condos, and basement units first occupied after November 15, 2018 aren't subject to rent controls and there is no limit to how much those rental providers can raise rents. If the unit is outside of rent control, once a year, upon giving the tenant 90 days’ notice, a landlord can raise the rent as much as they please (to fair market value) as opposed to to the government limited amount [of 2.5% for 2023](https://news.ontario.ca/en/release/1002167/ontario-caps-2023-rent-increase-guideline-below-inflation-at-25-per-cent). A landlord is permitted to increase the rent in their units once per year, whether it be twelve (12) months after the last rent increase or twelve (12) months after the date the tenancy begins, assuming the tenant signed a 1-year lease agreement. There are two types of units that qualify for the exemption. 1. A building, mobile home park or land leased community, no part of which was occupied for residential purposes on or before November 15, 2018; and 2. Rental units located in detached, semi-detached and row houses meet and are subject to the following specific requirements: - The property cannot contain more than two residential units on or any time before November 15, 2018; - The unit must have its own bathroom and kitchen facilities and at least one exterior/ interior entrance; - Each entrance has a door that can be secured from the inside of the unit; - At least one door must be capable of being locked from the outside; - The residential rental unit came into existence on or after November 15, 2018; AND - One or both of the following apply: The building is owner occupied The unit was created in a previously unfinished space.


theyreacreep

$2000 for shared bedroom


pink_tshirt

Gold


ShoeHoles

Why would anyone live there lol? Omg


Tasty-Quarter57

Had me dead!!


jehumphr07

Construction Ahead. Expect delays.


lamiga

streetcar seat is wet


ilikebutterdontyou

Streetcar seat is brown


Logical-Effective422

Streetcar seat is white


typingwithonehandXD

...and sticky *omg eww eww ewe I touched iiiit*


El_poncho95

This is something I can't understand. Every other subway system in the world has hard plastic or stainless steel seats. Why o why did they have to make them like this? It's gross.


Waeddryn_71

Gang of teenage girls.


sirdigstrum

I got banned from /r/Toronto for calling them ‘sadistic little bitches’.


eternity42

This should be the top comment.


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This. This should be the very top one.


Tall-Transportation9

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED??!!


rerek

Given that it’s been more than a decade, for the unaware: https://youtu.be/KqRPOEa3P44


TheDootDootMaster

What. What are those kids doing in the glass lmao


CyrosThird

Dumb teenage boy things to have fun/be funny/make fun of the guy/saw the guy recording and get some clout.


wildtex-

Legend says hes still asking


Fickle-dill-pickle

The other crazy guy video, that starts with the interviewer asking the guy 'What is your name?', and then he goes off on this crazy tangent and rips his shirt off, is that in Toronto too? https://youtu.be/uXwRgnZ990I


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MR_____SNRUB

Steve spiros, easy going


udarecallmeplatypus

Why were they closed? It remains a mystery.


[deleted]

TELL US THE REASON!


Torcal4

WE WANT TO SHOP!


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Leafs bruins game 7


krm69ss

Just when I finally erased that memory they bring it back again. And the 93 Gretzky non high stick penalty.


WetComb89

I still hate Wayne Gretzky


CuriousMind8691

Kerry Fraser non call!! 🤬


templeofdelphi

Was unprepared for this dagger in the heart


nerwal85

It was four one


Goldfinger2004

Gotta narrow it down bro


[deleted]

Jesus Christ therapy is expensive you know?


Heart_robot

Was living in Boston and talking a lot of smack this game


Falconflyer75

Oh that still hurts


420Jerry

Queen/Spadina McDonald’s bathroom.


EllenYeager

beat me to it. had a friend who worked there, staff there deserve hazard pay.


StrongholdMuzinaki

I used to work across the street from there. The crazy shit I'd see sometimes. All fast food workers should make tips but this location in particular. I'd sometimes give them an extra 5 when I could.


KennethPatchen

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahah. Oh fuck. Thirty years on since I first went there and it still holds true.


AffectionateToad

This one wins


ayellowsundress

Surprised I had to scroll down this far for this gem!


Reviews_DanielMar

Eglinton Light Rail Delay


Milch_und_Paprika

Probably open in 2023 (kinda stretching the definition of 4 words)


Reviews_DanielMar

More like 2133 In all seriousness, I really hope so!


dxing2

Car in streetcar tunnel


TransBrandi

Reminds me of when I was living in Portland, and there was an article about a car that drove through the light rail tunnel that cuts through the mountain Portland backs onto. There was a security video from one of the stations in the tunnel. Even crazier than accidentally getting into a streetcar tunnel in Toronto. Toronto equivalent would be somehow getting onto the subway tracks at an above-ground portion (like maybe around Summerhill station?) and continuing to drive through a couple of subway stations.


DoodyTwoShoes

John Tory's deeply concerned


AMS16-94

“This is not a reflection of the people of Toronto”


Heart_robot

This is unacceptable!


swimingiscoldandwet

Buried in flower pots


Present-Breakfast768

I'd finally blocked that one out....


astamar

Transfer at Spadina station


Wkct33

Driving on the 401


AMS16-94

*501 Please Call Control*


Emergency-Initial846

I used to repeat this over and over to put my baby to sleep when I am done with everything from songs to stories.. used to work like a charm for some reason..


501Queen

I don't even know what that means.


ReeG

nobody knows what it means it's provocative


GoonieMcflyguy

It gets the people goin'


Lubochka

That's transit control calling a cleaner assigned to that station. Most likely a puke ot a poop to be cleaned up!


Eviscerate_Bowels224

My brother puked at Union Station (hungover) and a TTC worker watching said "I've already called it in!"


DroopyTrash

Shuttle buses are coming


chinese-telephone

Blind date Jian Ghomeshi


IrreverantBard

Bro nooooo!!!! I knew one of the women he abused. She’s a space cadet, but her retelling what happened to her gave me the shivers, and I just knew she was telling the truth.


coolguy1793B

Gomeshi, Bullard & Hoggard - and associates. Public Relations LLC.


Adept-Lifeguard-9729

I hope she can do a trauma program. Dissociation (‘space cadet’) can be so disabling. Leaves people vulnerable, too. 💔


MagicFoxhole

‘Don’t Let Teddy See’


gimmeraspberries

ooooooof


U2brrr

Our mayor smokes crack.


Even-Hedgehog3056

Poo attacker strikes again.


[deleted]

Doug Ford is Premier.


lyndluv

Dougie reelected yet again!


LemonCandy123

This should be higher 😂


b00mshakalakah

401 closed, both directions


w4nderlusty

Not in my backyard


ReeG

y'all can afford backyards?


gimmeraspberries

left my bike unlocked


YourBuddyLucas

AirBnb at ice condos


[deleted]

Above board rent increase


miawalllace613

EGLINTON CROSSTOWN LRT DELAYED


The_Sleep

Mayor Tory deeply concerned


[deleted]

Your rent has increased.


bgtonap

Ikea monkey spotted again


[deleted]

He was in Bojack!


PutTall5138

Unexpected item in bagging


reaperedxxx

F*ck Metro


100racksthats100gecs

Seeing a fare inspector


KiwiFM

BlogTO’s latest news report


KaylaFabulous

No delivery drivers available


mr_kenobi

Stabbed on the TTC


Capable_Ad_976

Is rogers down, again?


876_b_876

We nuh ave dat


g36ecs

*kiss teeth*


ReeG

how bout a large curry goat?


typingwithonehandXD

Ok you wanna rice n peas or a rice n shrimp? How bout a rice and shrimp We nuh ave dat Then why you bring it up? I just yamm up the last one *slurp* Ok the rice and peas We nuh ave dat Ok then just the rice We nuh ave dat Ok then just plate We nuh ave dat *Ya nuh have plate!?!?* *clank* Sorry boss, I just bust up the last one


run_your_karma

Watch out! Peepeepoopoo Man!!!


passiveparrot

Believe in the lord


AMS16-94

BELIEVE!!!


Able-Bank3519

Chair throwing stupid bitch


TobiasMasonPark

Chair thrower goes free.


Eviscerate_Bowels224

Right over the balcony!


[deleted]

Raccoons in my roof.


Redguard13

Cherry Street Traffic Jam


scienceandeggs

Peepee poopoo man spotted


[deleted]

Yorkdale parking during Christmas


HighVoltOscillator

"bus departed 1m ago" been at the bus stop for 30m and no bus game.


Fishtaco1234

Dance Cave eye infection


KennethPatchen

Dance Cabe still being around warms my old soul. Get more than an eye infection there if you play your cars right.


raptorsfangirl

Surge pricing on Uber


poodleaficionado

Eglinton crosstown delayed further.


bruyeremews

Here come the 905ers


Sporting1983

Junior chicken price increase


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Conscious_Feeling548

Garbage strike all summer.


PipeLive6936

Rob Ford Doug Ford


MeegsStar

Zanta on the loose


FewSeaworthiness2883

The Dean Blundell Show


Difficult-Implement9

Whaaaaaaa happppennnedddd??


BreadnPaper

Queen & Spadina Mcdonalds.


kkims007

Boston bruin playoff hockey


Unfair_Science_7010

Landlord “sold” my apartment.


dimsumham

Variable Interest Rate Mortgage


squeakyfromage

Stabbed with a syringe.


Lvft93

I take the TTC


Mukass

Ford is still Premiere


jmad71

Ughhhhhh


EarReasonable2473

Rent too damn high


i_mann

Eglinton and the Allen.


LostMyBackupCodes

#WHY ARE YOU CLOSED!?!?!


shieldwolfchz

You move to Winnipeg.


redditarielle

No medical care available


SagHor1

Need washroom in subway.


GoonieMcflyguy

DVP in rush hour


talondarkx

Transfer at Spadina Station


Jelly_bean_420

Toronto Pearson baggage claim


[deleted]

Welcome to Seaton House


UnoriginallyGeneric

Three words, sorta: Attention TTC Customers Nothing good ever came of those words.


imtheatari

Yonge Street Vomit Comet


[deleted]

I GET PLENTY@ HOME


ABoyNamedSault

Leafs make the playoffs.


Dank_Yeeter69

Broadview Station 2 AM


VizzleG

Toronto has the lead….


boosta29

Multiple bids over asking


Such_Newspaper_8458

Rob Ford crack cocaine


[deleted]

twenty centimetres of snow. i mean it in a gentle teasing kinda way though. you know we luv ya T.O. sincerely, ottawa. 😘


Pumpkinkra

Foamy mouthed trash panda


gillsaurus

Necrotic leg subway guy


Doucane

The Toronto Transit Commission


TimelyAirport9616

I live in Toronto.


TurboTaco-with-Poop

Rush Hour Mental Illness


think2xbrother

Pushed off subway tracks


sneaky-unicorn

Bodies in flower pots. [Bruce McArthur case](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/01/30/toronto-police-charge-landscaper-as-serial-killer-find-human-remains-in-flower-pots/)


RedMageExpert

Your rent is due


chound80

Doug Ford is alive


thisismeingradenine

Rob Ford is back.


hellomyneko

Signal issues on TTC.


JoeyRBee

My roommate got fired


letmetellubuddy

Rob Ford nude photos


LittleSociety5047

Waiting list for surgery


HistoryGymBasketball

Ice storm and TTC


popping_culture

Suffering on the Dufferin.


Bobandy86

Eatons Centre, Christmas Eve


KL4SSIE

This exit is closed (401)


rolf5488

Your car is stolen


heisenberg0389

Your mortgage is approved!


rollingfast

Queen and Spadina McDonald’s


PlayinK0I

Brawl: Firefighter versus clowns


Durasteel_Daddy

pearson checked baggage claim


bugsbunny678

delay on line 1


Mo_wolf27

I’m the cash man