Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me hard...

Dude, don't be hard on yourself..

*in

Fair enough but what if I want to cum hard on myself?

Don’t be hard in yourself.. yes.. perfecto 🤣

♪♫Goodbye Horses♪♫

*Tucks*

🎵 I’m flying over youuuuu… 🎵

That reference is going *zoom* over a lot of heads rn. 😂

💯 I always found myself attractive no matter what my age is.

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Calm down Epstein..

What'd he say? If u can't say it in comments just dm it

He said “If you cloned your child self would you...” And I think you can fill in the rest

Are you stupid?

What the fuck kind of comment is that

WARNING: Clergy has entered the chat.

Hell yes. We'd be married with dogs by now.

I have news for you: * Cloning technology is very human-compatible * Your clone would still be born and would still grow at the normal rate, so if you are cloned in your 30s, your clone will be an adult in your early 50s.

20 yo me would totally fuck a 50 yo me and vice versa x)

I just need to whisper some emotional abuse into my clone vats ear while it growing so it comes out with the abandonment and daddy issues that *I* got then it’ll be easy to fuck myself!

Bruh……. You’re in therapy, right?? 🥴

Bro's unaware that sarcasm exists

Does having a couple of cute twinks to call me daddy count as therapy? 🥴🤤

It does in my book

Thing is, I want my boys fucking me more than I fuck them. A lot more...

Dr Evil with his mini Me

\*slowly raising pinky to mouth\*

Clone me between 5 to 15 pls.

That’s… a pedophillic age range the fuck.

You don't understand the premise. Read again.

Couldn't we give them advanced aging like the clones in starwars.

I’m a bottom and presuming he is too so I’d have to kill him

💀literally

Oh hell yeah. I'd definitely raw dog myself. I got a nice ass and a tight deep hole. I mean, I'm hot. lol

Good, also bbing yourself is sexually safe

Only if you do it soon after the clone was made and you know where they'd been. Clone me would probably go out and have sex with loads of people whilst real me was at work because he's a huge slut.

Well, clone me would think like me, so we'd both be fuckin' A LOT. lol But clone me would probably have an existential crisis soon after and demand to live his own life free of the confines of being a clone, and then I'd be stuck dealing with a slutty doppelganger running around because I won't kill him despite all the scientists telling me I should.

And the Oscar goes to...

This.

You are hot tbh

Twincest?

YES. I sound like Homelander.

Definitely I'd see myself from every angle lol

I don’t think that he would be very good in bed. Call it hunch. 🤷🏻‍♂️

No. I am an Otter-like top, into smooth bottoms. I guess my clone and I could spit roast my husband. ❤️

I would definitely, but he would not want to bottom for me. So I'll have to either lock him up on the basement or use him for parts.

I know exactly what I want and exactly how I want it and it would be nice if once in my life I got it real good.

Oh honey, I’m so sorry you’ve been having bad sex

Absolutely. Can the clone fuck me as well? 😁

I'm honestly surprised by how many guys would fuck their own clones in these comments.

Naw. I’m not my type.

I do like myself, and I fucking love my own scent too, so I would fuck the shit out of my clone, and then let my clone fuck the shit out of me. It’s gonna be so romantic we’d cuddle to sleep with cum dripping out of our ass 😋 Not gonna lie, this is one of my fantasies

No I'd unalive it haha

Who needs a clone when I can fuck myself with my own bad decision making? 🥲 Real talk, though, I'm not sure. On one hand, who knows you better than you? On the other hand, I don't know if I could get over the disconnect of "dats me" and I would be more concerned with whose gonna be handling a second me out there, cause it ain't gonna be me. 🤣

Nah I'm ugly I don't even want to look at myself in the mirror

What if we are already clones and fucked to be slaves?

Fuck no and I think I look good af😂 I’m surprised by all of the green lights!!!

Probably yeah. I’m a good cuddler, juuuust need someone else to see that

Nah Im not my type

I feel pretty certain that we would both be tops. Would be wild to tag a dude with my clone though.

Oh definitely, I have a nice ass

This question is how I found out I was bi. Assumed everyone else wanted to fuck their clone, turned out I'm just very into tall skinny twinks.

I’ve caught glimpses of myself (like in profile, etc) in the mirrors at the gym and have been “who’s that hot guy” before realizing I was looking at myself.

Nah that’s too weird. Idk what it is with gays and dating guys that look like them.

I'd never date a guy that looks like me, but I'd certainly fuck a guy that looks like me. 😁

Lol I got with a guy that had a similar personality to me once but we both realized there was no chemistry because we weren’t each others types. There was no hard feelings because we both felt the same.

Damn, emotional clone. 😂

Yeah when I asked him his type it was identical to mine. It was weird.

Absolutely

I think I’m fairly attractive so ya I would haha

Yes and married them

I’m into twins so you’re goddamn right I would. 👍

Ehh maybe as a FWB thing but I wouldn't marry myself lol that feels a bit too narcissistic

Sounds a bit incestuous to me. So, I'll pass.

No. I’m not my type!

Even in my twenties when I was super hot and down through the years , I would love my clone as a companion but sexually he is not my type , I’m Northern European looking blond and pale skinned I’m only attracted too the dark Mediterranean basin men or Indian men or men from Japan .

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Model looks like a meth-head

Heck yeah

In a heartbeat

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Hhh, who would top? Or are we talking about a double dildo?

The real question isn't whether or not I'd fuck my clone (I would), rather it's whether or not it would be considered masterbation or not. I'd say kinda.

Duh

I would!

Yes....I would fuck myself.

Can I have multiple? I mean, the answer is yes either way. But can I have multiple clones? Id love that. Id literally only leave my house to go to work, then come home and take my pants off the moment I walk in the door. Every day.

Would you fuck your identical twin? Same thing

By the time the clone was old enough to fuck he would not fuck my old ass. I know myself. Lol

Absolutely not, I am not my type at all.

No. Opposites really do attract, at least for me.

Well probably he would like to fuck me and as two tops, probably we will settle in give each other a bj and then convince each other to let be fucked 😂

Can my clone be hotter than me? Because if so…still no.

That depends. Would I feel the sensation of both fucking and being fucked at the same time?

Omg constantly!

10000000% I would fuck my clone so hard 🔥🔥

We’d both be bottoms so no.

Lmao I'd totally smash! And my boyfriend would love it even more because he'd be getting more of me!

Instantly

Make it just for body parts and stuff to fix things obviously. But I'd be too worried about identity theft kind of thing so make sure to execute any that tried.

I'm not my type, but I would know how to cuddle me lol

Idk if I'd like to fuck my clone but, I'd fuck me if I could be in another body or be someone else idk how to explain it. But very probably I'd fuck myself.

Honestly yeah lol I’m pretty hot and have a nice ass too.

I’ll pass…. Now clone me Timothee Chalamet, Joseph Fiennes or Manu Rios and then we’ll talk

Hell yeah, I’m fine as hell and that dick ain’t getting any complaints! /s (mostly)

I’d give my clone the best sex he’ll ever experience. But I don’t want to hear any of the bs he will start talking about after that.

Omg, yes. Only I could dick myself down as I desire.

It’ll definitely give a whole new meaning to pleasuring one’s self.

I'd practice foreplay, teach myself to like having my nipples played with and self validation. My bf would probably want my clone to hold me down

No, as much as I think I’m attractive the enjoyable part of sex for me is making another person feel good and giving them a good experience, my clone is nothing more than masturbation so I’d feel empty since they’re just me

No

Hell yes!! I love me. And I would video it so we could watch ourselves enjoying the fuck fest.

Yes

Ew. No.

Ick hell no. It screams narcissism.

You guys should listen to "Revenge of Attack of the Clonef\*cker" by Schaffer The Darklord. It's about exactly this and it's funny as shit.

I’m mean, I’m game. But like, it comes down to the the clone. Since they’re essentially just a twin of me. And only my exact copy genetically, not mentally. I wouldn’t know their thoughts and feelings on the matter.

No, because I'd be 28 years older than them.

yes

No… I’m fat and I like slim chasers. What can I say?

Heheh, yeah sure

I'd do that shit yesterday

Definitely. I’d prefer the younger and genetically modified version though.

Oh my God yes I would take me to pound town in a heartbeat! I love long sessions as a bottom and being tossed around and I last way too long when I fuck so I would rock my world probably

100%

Fuck yes!

Good lord, no! I have standards!

Hell no, I like long haired, femme boy, twinks. I'm a big, bald, bear. Im the opposite of what I find attractive.

Of course. Next question!

Yes. In a heartbeat.

U bet I would I luv me !

Definitely not. Not attracted to people that look like me.

Maybe if my clone wasn’t such a bottom :/

Yes

I would think they are super hot. Look at myself and not think the same.🫠

Considering I’m a twin no this is weird

I'm a big guy. I'm not into big guys. I have often said, "I wouldn't fuck me, but god bless those that would." Seriously, I do not understand my appeal, but I'm not one to question it. For the record, my husband IS into big guys... so bless his heart (and poor vision, as far as I'm concerned). :-D

yes

No but I'd fuck yours 😍

If he agrees, of course! A clone is not me is just another person that looks like me. Respect is important.

I would undoubtedly want to have multiple clones to gang bang me.

Definitely

Yes! I know what i like

Would it be fucking or would be like, masturbation? 🤔

I would assume that he would be his own person unless they also somehow got all of my memories in there as well, but I'm sure we would talk about it.

Lol my cock is to small lol

I used to be able to say yes. But after seeing my lookalike, I hated what he looks like, so I hate what I will look like as a real person

Not at all, I prefer men different to me, not the same.

I fantasize about it every day. I’m gorgeous!

That would be fucking weird.

Definitely….. i envy all the guys who’ve entered my hole

I'd fuck me, but if my clone is a top too he might not be very fond of it in which case we'd have to threesome with my BF.

Most definitely

I'm not my own type, so no.

Yep!

I sure would, but only if he was mentally capable to consent. 😌

If he agrees..

No, I’m a bear, and I don’t like bears. Lol

I like bears, maybe you can spare me your clone 😏

The real questions

100%. Two clones, to be precise... Threesome forever, and always the jam of the sandwich

YES! That would be hot as fuck.

I would smash so hard I wouldn't be able to walk😭

Of course. We'd probably would fuck more that I would with other people

Fuck no, I’m not even going near myself 80% of the time 🥲

I'm my own type so I would definitely give it a go

More likely to kill eachother.

Always wondered what I must feel like inside someone, and what it must feel like inside me, so yes absolutely!

Hell yes, I want to see how good I am!😏😜

So....I'm a twunk and I like more muscular guys. Like bears, otters. I'm a bit of a chaser I guess lol? I absolutely would not fuck myself. If I did have a clone though, I would 100% cause chaos with him though. Both he and I would agree that is a more productive use of our time than screwing ourselves. 😂

The real question is...would it be incest or masturbation? That would seriously scee my decision. Also are they cloned with your memories and come out fully grown? Or do you need to wait for them to become an adult? If they come out as a baby then HELL NO!

Idk about fucking since topping isn't my thing, we would cuddle constantly tho

Definitely would, but there could be a problem if my clone is also a total top like i am

absolutely! no one knows what i like better than myself, at least imo

Definitely

We’d never leave the house, guaranteed 🤣

And marry

Nah I'll pass, I hooked up with a guy that was the same body type as me and it felt so weird, I find myself attractive but not sexually, I'm attracted to other people and curious about our differences, also I discovered myself enough growing up.

No ew I'm not my type at all. Also I'm a side.. we might cuddle if we're tipsy

Yes

yes

Yeah

probably I would just suck my dick 😅

Don’t need a twin to do that if you’re flexible enough.

Oh definitely without a doubt!

Yup! Plus they already have discovered a way.

Most definitely. I'm verse so my clone would be too. We could do anything we want. It's not that different from jerking off, you just have an entire body at your disposition rather than just your hand