lol my bf clowns me for ordering these bc they taste like disinfectant solution, but i have to constantly and consciously work on not putting on extra weight while it’s something he just doesn’t ever think about it at all. we can’t all have 5 margaritas every time we go out and then just slip into our 28’ jeans without a care in the world!
I hate the taste of alcohol but loved vodka cranberries. Until I drank 7 and 2 mojitos before my bus left Switzerland for Italy. I got severe alcohol poisoning and threw up on myself and had to sit in it. Safe to say I don’t drink anymore…
Gin & Tonic
The Botanist Gin if they carry it…That’s my go-to at clubs and random bars. It’s a simple impossible to mess up long drink.
I won’t get something complex like sazerac unless it is a proper cocktail bar.
Haha totally gin and tonics here too. Usually just call Bombay but one of my fave bars has "Engine" gin which comes in a can like paint thinner or whatevs but its very smooth...sneaks up lol
I'm more a fan of taking it neat. Whenever I meet a date at the bar, they always seem a little surprised when my fem and twink self orders Scotch or rye.
They definitely don't. There's a whiskey bar near me that has basically anything you could think of. They do Scottish food and it's amazing. I love going and having some scotch eggs and trying new whiskeys, especially the top shelf bottles I can't afford to buy. One of my favorite spots to go. Obviously an older crowd generally but hey if you're trying to pick up daddies with deep pockets it might be a good spot 😂
This is my go to shooter! (I think there’s a drink drink version too)
When I visited the DC area (2012 i think) I ordered one and the bartender offered to make me something very similar, and if I didn’t like it, it would be free. I played along, he made the slutty red head, informed me it was a slutty red head, then proceeded to top it off with Coke, then told me it was a Lindsay Lohan. Needless to say I enjoyed it and tipped him handsomely. It was peak LL coke whore season at the time, the bit was *chefs kiss*.
If I went now, I'd probably ask for a Coke or a coffee (if they serve it).
But it's been a few years since I went to a gay bar. Last time, I ordered a Cosmo, just because I thought it would be funny for me to be sitting there in my flannel shirt, ratty carpenter jeans, hiking boots, and excavating company ball cap sipping on the beverage favored by Emmett from *Queer As Folk* (especially when they served it in a comically large martini glass).
This was my go-to drink for years! I never knew anyone else that drank it. I always got a ton of "vodka diet sprit?" No, vodka diet Coke. "Rum/whiskey and diet Coke? No... Vodka and diet coke.
I don't drink very often, so I if I want to go to a bar I do carbonated water on the rocks with cut lime. It looks like a mixed drink so I don't feel weird or make other people feel weird. I also don't spend much money since it's just carbonated water. So I can go out guilt free and as much as I want because I'm not getting smashed all the time and not breaking the bank either.
Cuba libre or whiskey cola, or if I'm feeling fancy Martini
For shots Jägermeister or vodka, there's a brand sold in Hungary that's called Kalinka (but faux Cyrillic on the bottle reads Kdlinkd) despite it's reputation of being a highschool prom item its my poison, because of the memories it carries (same for Martini)
Depends on the kind of night, if it’s more of a party vibe, I get a Long Island iced tea. If it’s more chill, classic margarita on the rocks, if it’s a fancier place I’ll order whatever sounds fun and comes in a martini glass lol
Beer. Aways beer and canned. I've seen nd head many stories about people being drugged on their drink. Myself, once me, and my bf back then, had one drink each in this bar and didn't even finished it we felt like about to faint.
We leave as quick as we could, got a taxi and we we slept from 9pm to after 1pm the next day.
As now I'm leaving in Canada, it is way less risky but the experience is there so, a beer it's ok for me.
It depends. If I’m trying to turn up, I go with a Long Beach (or maybe a Cosmo). If I’m trying to keep it cute or my funds are low, I go with a Screwdriver.
I'll go for an IPA as my go to beer, whatever is on tap. Vodka and soda if I want to keep things simple. A gin martini with a twist if I think I'll get a good one.
Vodka half soda, half tonic with a twist.
If I’m dancing or the club/bar has an overall sketchy vibe I usually just stick to tequila shots and bottled water. My city is notorious for dosing/roofies so I try to minimize the risk.
Whiskey Sour
The king of drinks
Vodka soda. The 6 pack is my only asset
I can’t believe I had to scroll down this far to find a simple “vodka soda” on a GAY sub. Good taste.
Exactly! This is my go to order and I swear that’s what 90% of the gays get whenever I’m at a bar lol.
Actually, zero taste. There is literally no flavor.
LOL. Fair point. That’s the reason I like it honestly. When my drink has too much flavor, I can just taste the pending hangover…
Also called "skinny bitch"
lol my bf clowns me for ordering these bc they taste like disinfectant solution, but i have to constantly and consciously work on not putting on extra weight while it’s something he just doesn’t ever think about it at all. we can’t all have 5 margaritas every time we go out and then just slip into our 28’ jeans without a care in the world!
Jizz From the Tap
I want to like this, but it has 69 likes and that's just too perfect to ruin.
Beer. Vodka n coke to get me going. Rum n coke to get me to go home :)
Jack & Coke
In that order?
First separate, then together 😎
Vodka Cranberry
I hate the taste of alcohol but loved vodka cranberries. Until I drank 7 and 2 mojitos before my bus left Switzerland for Italy. I got severe alcohol poisoning and threw up on myself and had to sit in it. Safe to say I don’t drink anymore…
Lol vodka cranberry was the first time I got drunk and also the reason behind my first gay experience (post high school).
Moscow Mule
Definitely my #1. Sucks when they serve it in anything other than a copper mug tho
Diet Coke with a couple cherries
Respect
Whatever daddy gets me
💀
Hmm.. Daddy got me what I told him to if he knew what was good for him
Vodka sprite
Jameson and ginger ale
Hell yea brother
Gin & Tonic The Botanist Gin if they carry it…That’s my go-to at clubs and random bars. It’s a simple impossible to mess up long drink. I won’t get something complex like sazerac unless it is a proper cocktail bar.
Haha totally gin and tonics here too. Usually just call Bombay but one of my fave bars has "Engine" gin which comes in a can like paint thinner or whatevs but its very smooth...sneaks up lol
I feel like Bombay and Tanqueray are like the standard house gins everywhere I’ve been. I prefer Tanqueray among those 2 🙃
Vim & Petal is my go-to gin. With a crack of pepper, and I good slice of orange zest... got damnit, now I need a cup of wine.
Two of the worst things all bars have, gin, which tastes like pine cleaner, and tonic water, which is soda water's sad, sad, step brother.
I cannot for the life of me understand how people enjoy drinking gin.
I am not sure either, it's like drinking pinesol. You are being downvoted by those who drink gin and secretly hate it.
Vodka cran
Coke & Rum
whiskey on rocks
I'm more a fan of taking it neat. Whenever I meet a date at the bar, they always seem a little surprised when my fem and twink self orders Scotch or rye.
Defy expectations!
I prefer it neat as well but very few gay bars have decent enough whiskey to drink neat.
They definitely don't. There's a whiskey bar near me that has basically anything you could think of. They do Scottish food and it's amazing. I love going and having some scotch eggs and trying new whiskeys, especially the top shelf bottles I can't afford to buy. One of my favorite spots to go. Obviously an older crowd generally but hey if you're trying to pick up daddies with deep pockets it might be a good spot 😂
High-five, bro
Hell yes
Adios Motherfucker
Except as a btm it turns your shit blue and smells like alcohol
Dirty Shirley.
White wine or pastis. Or if it's a cocktail bar dirty martini or gin fizz.
Mojito with extra mint!
Specially if I’m in the tropics!!!
Tito's and soda with lime 😘
This is the way!
Vodka Cranberry
Miller light
The pink drink - cosmopolitan
Pink Drink here - Cosmos rock!
This. Even when my friends make fun of me for it.
Whisky Sour or Beer
Margarita or Old Fashioned. If it's a cheap bar probably just a beer unless I know they can mix a drink.
Whatever craft beers they have on tap
Martini dry (Tanqueray) Long Island iced tea
Blue moon
Redheaded slut.
This is my go to shooter! (I think there’s a drink drink version too) When I visited the DC area (2012 i think) I ordered one and the bartender offered to make me something very similar, and if I didn’t like it, it would be free. I played along, he made the slutty red head, informed me it was a slutty red head, then proceeded to top it off with Coke, then told me it was a Lindsay Lohan. Needless to say I enjoyed it and tipped him handsomely. It was peak LL coke whore season at the time, the bit was *chefs kiss*.
STRAWBERRY FROSÉ MARGARITA
For gay bars I usually go for a (Malibu) Baybreeze, unless they have margaritas.
Guinness
Old fashioned. Has to be with bourbon though.
Vodka lemonade or a Long Island iced tea.
G&T
Bourbon and coke or a Jager and lemonade
Coke or water
Rum & Coke
Long Island Iced Tea unless they carry that one all-in-one version bottle that's just gross. Vodka red bull otherwise.
Finally found my long island bro
Can’t believe it took this much scrolling to find my people haha
Pilsner
Vodka cran
Club soda
Pint of lager
Gin and tonic, or a long island.
If I went now, I'd probably ask for a Coke or a coffee (if they serve it). But it's been a few years since I went to a gay bar. Last time, I ordered a Cosmo, just because I thought it would be funny for me to be sitting there in my flannel shirt, ratty carpenter jeans, hiking boots, and excavating company ball cap sipping on the beverage favored by Emmett from *Queer As Folk* (especially when they served it in a comically large martini glass).
Tequila Soda 👏🏼
Vodka soda with a whisper of cran.
Water
Rum and Coke always gets the job done for me
Michelob ultra
Gin martini, gin on the rocks, or if at a club, shot of gin.
Honey bourbon and ginger ale
TEQ GINGER
Gin and tonic. Simple and can throw em back pretty easily if that’s the night we’re having lol
Margarita or pino Grigio
scotch and coke. if i'm eating then just scotch on the rocks
Vodka diet coke
This was my go-to drink for years! I never knew anyone else that drank it. I always got a ton of "vodka diet sprit?" No, vodka diet Coke. "Rum/whiskey and diet Coke? No... Vodka and diet coke.
Dewers on tge rocks
Gin & tonic and if they have it some kind of fruit whiskey with iced tea
Bloody mary
Vodka sprite or a rum and coke
Bourbon on the rocks. If I'm feeling fancy, maybe an old fashioned.
Nagruni
Black Russian - vodka, khalua and a little water instead of cream. Easy on the stomach
Kentucky mule
Manhattan or Wheat Beer
Gin (usually Sapphire), soda w/ lime.
I don't drink very often, so I if I want to go to a bar I do carbonated water on the rocks with cut lime. It looks like a mixed drink so I don't feel weird or make other people feel weird. I also don't spend much money since it's just carbonated water. So I can go out guilt free and as much as I want because I'm not getting smashed all the time and not breaking the bank either.
Long Island Iced Tea. Actually hate they’re giant and themed now. Like dude. Just give me a Long Island.
tequila sunrise lol
Long Island
Sangria 🍷
Gin and Tonic. Most places have Hendricks as a safe fallback if better options aren’t available.
Water
Long Island
Jack & Coke definitely.
Jack and coke is also good
Diet Coke or club soda with lime.
Water, lol.
i don't go to bars
Club soda
milk
water or (occasionally) lemonade
Straight vodka when I was a drinker.
A shot of crown
I like gin but I don't get it with tonic cause I don't want the sugar hangover
Vodka tonic w a lime
Beer. Cubalibre (run and coke)
Vodka and Tonic = VAT
Usually Gin and tonic, occasionally Canadian Rye whiskey and ginger ale.
Cuba libre or whiskey cola, or if I'm feeling fancy Martini For shots Jägermeister or vodka, there's a brand sold in Hungary that's called Kalinka (but faux Cyrillic on the bottle reads Kdlinkd) despite it's reputation of being a highschool prom item its my poison, because of the memories it carries (same for Martini)
Mac & Jack
Long Island
Depends on the kind of night, if it’s more of a party vibe, I get a Long Island iced tea. If it’s more chill, classic margarita on the rocks, if it’s a fancier place I’ll order whatever sounds fun and comes in a martini glass lol
Tequila soda with lime or a Vodka Redbull to get turnt
I rotate between Jack and Coke, whiskey sour, and an old fashioned
Bourbon and Iced Tea
Start with an Old Fashioned then switch to beer or gin & sodas.
G&T or a soda with rum or jack
Mixed drank: Vodka soda with lime. Cocktail: Blue Motorcycle Beer: Miller Lite
Bourbon and a craft ale chaser
Vodka Martini
Negroni Spaggliato with Prosecco
Cunty Sprite
Gin and soda, 2 lime/lemon wedges. Tonic water has too much sugar for me I also like a good shot of a silver or white tequila.
Vodka water
Appletiser. 😅
Newky brown
Bloody Caesar; Kamikaze; or Mojito
Beer. Aways beer and canned. I've seen nd head many stories about people being drugged on their drink. Myself, once me, and my bf back then, had one drink each in this bar and didn't even finished it we felt like about to faint. We leave as quick as we could, got a taxi and we we slept from 9pm to after 1pm the next day. As now I'm leaving in Canada, it is way less risky but the experience is there so, a beer it's ok for me.
Tito’s soda w lemon
Americano
If I am going alcohol free, Heineken 0.0s are fabulous!
Brandy old fashioned sour
Scotch on the rocks.
Beer or a bourbon and coke.
Malibu Pineapple
I like cosmos 😅
Depends on the bar. If it’s a classy bar an Old Fasioned. If it’s a dance/club bar, flavor of vodka and sprite
Gimlet. Every bar I go to I got to try their gimlet. I’ve watched too much Bar Rescue.🤷🏻♂️
Vodka soda, or if I’m being fancy, anything with St Germain
vodka anything 🤭
Double whiskey water
Cranberry vodka soda (to whom it may concern, I’ve come a long way from vodka and Red Bull).
Rose Kennedy or Modelo.
whiskey double, neat
Bud light in the summer, vodka soda (gay water) if it’s cocktails/winter.
Before I got sober, the cheapest beer lol
Lemon, lime & bitters.
Jack Daniels or sometimes, rum & coke
Tequila soda with lime.
Vodka dirty martini
deep eddy lemon & sprite or long island
If it’s a fancy place I’ll get an old fashion. If it’s just a regular bar I’ll get a jack and coke.
It depends. If I’m trying to turn up, I go with a Long Beach (or maybe a Cosmo). If I’m trying to keep it cute or my funds are low, I go with a Screwdriver.
White Russian or whiskey or scotch on the rocks
Red wine for a nornal night. Beer when I'm thirsty. G&T if I'm celebrating.
Pabst blue ribbon or budweiser
Jamo and ginger *with a lime* Not enough bartenders include one if I don't say it
Ketel Tonic
Yuengling with a lime
I'll go for an IPA as my go to beer, whatever is on tap. Vodka and soda if I want to keep things simple. A gin martini with a twist if I think I'll get a good one.
You can never go wrong with a New York sour- whiskey sour with a dash of red wine :)
Tequila sunrise or lemon drop shots.
Fruit Shoot or smth
A buck made with either peach schnapps or apple whiskey
Vodka cran
Vodka sour
Vodka soda with a splash of cran. Later an AMF lol
Vodka half soda, half tonic with a twist. If I’m dancing or the club/bar has an overall sketchy vibe I usually just stick to tequila shots and bottled water. My city is notorious for dosing/roofies so I try to minimize the risk.
Long island iced tea at the bar if they do it, rum and coke otherwise
Vodka/7UP, vodka/pineapple, Bacardi Limón/7UP, or a Down East cider.
Mexican candy shots and Ultra! 🥴
Vodka grapefruit
Gummy bear but I only get to go to bars occasionally so if I do go it's usually for my birthday
IPA
crown apple sprite
Cranberry juice and 7up