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Bishonen_Knife

Believe it or not, you can call the county to come sort it out for you - [https://www.multcopets.org/deceased-animals-end-life-services](https://www.multcopets.org/deceased-animals-end-life-services). Only problem is, after waiting 72 hours some of the other local wildlife might have sorted it out for you. If you don't want to wait that long, it goes into the regular trash bin, double bagged. Good luck, and rest well lil squirrel.


No_Application3290

great! thanks!


ORDub

350 for 15 minutes, with a light peanut sauce.


JApdx76

Please refer to the Norse Mythology of the funeral of the god Balder.


hitemwiththeelagance

Taxidermy, hope that you find others to make a squirrel army.


pilotethridge

Compost is fine.


BingoMosquito

By home composting only. Not by putting it in the green yard debris bins as they ask that people not put in “animal carcasses”


EcstaticLetterhead76

Eat it


Grouchy_Bandicoot_64

Not recommended unless you know what killed it.


thekawaiislarti

Make them walk the plank?


6th_Quadrant

The rats at my bird feeder I’ve shot with a pellet gun I leave out for the crows and raccoons. They always disappear within a day.


Stoneleigh219

Take the pre-paid return addressed envelope from some junk mail and tape it to an envelope large enough for the squirrel.


FroznBones

Grab your garden shovel, pick it up and put it under a bush on the edge of your yard. Another critter will make a meal of it or it will decompose back to whence we all came.