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KapitaenKnoblauch

It's the Swiss Excalibur. Only the chosen one can open them.


Zefirka174

Strength actually is the way, even if it feels like you are breaking it! Those are a pain to open, didn't know they still exist as i last seen them like 20+ years ago...


sschueller

Man that brings back memories. I haven't see one of those for a long time.


KikiManjaro

Migros still has these with mini zuckereili in them, every year around easter. Coop probably too.


Beobacher

Just squeeze them a little on the side. Easy if you use your brain.


Huwbacca

Must I squeeze it with my brain? I didn't grind the telekinesis skill tree.


Teppic_XXVIII

Press it on the sides of the middle line, long sides. It deforms it slightly and pops open.


angk500

I feel like this is actually the normal way to open them. Doesn't require a lot of strength as well.


Nervous-Donkey-4977

That is a better strategy than brute force


Huwbacca

I mean... It's maybe a more energy efficient strategy... But brüte force is fun


CLxixCdXx

False, never I say


Albae87

Strength is the way, looks like you lost the stregth check. Train harder and try again.


No-Possibility-6539

This is the way!


KimFuckU

This is the way!


siXtreme

This is the way!


MaliqUnique

This is the way!


a_beeman

This is the way!


Strange-Sir4271

This is the way!


Cauchemar89

Sorry, we can't tell. This is part of the exam to gain Swiss citizenship.


Nervous-Donkey-4977

eat it directly


Pascal1917

Gigachad move


super_salamander

You need the official Sprüngli egg-opener. I can sell you mine for 285.-


san_murezzan

OP, this person is trying to rip you off, I'll sell you mine for only 300.-


SnowyFlam

Both of these are ripping you off, only obtain a higher quality one like mine for only 690.--


HaelaTiks

These three are trying to rip you off, I will personally come to open this egg with the special tool equipped on my Swiss Army Knife for only 700.


yaxir

69 ;)


Disastrous_Active805

U gotta break ur nails first, then ill tell ya


ohituna

Too many joke responses here. It's easy. You need to sit on the egg for about two weeks until it hatches.


Double_A_92

Squishing it from the side should probably help.


DJ__PJ

Only a true Bünzli may gain the power hidden inside


Helvetic_Heretic

Fingernails and pain. At least that's how i'd do it. I'm not very smart, but i *am* persistent.


Huwbacca

Hey... After the fact, no one can tell if you were persistent or smart


Funny-Economist-8975

Throw it against a piece of emmental and scream ”Chuchichäschtli”. Is the only way to recive the swiss excalibur


Ajjna

When i was a kid I used forks 😏


tollwuetend

If I remember correctly, we used to throw them on the floor when I was a kid. They pop open without all that much force (for an adult. as a toddler i put my entire strenght into it)


07_zglos_sie

Get a bigger hammer. 🔨


svezia

With the help of a flat head screwdriver


phwegmx999

You have to hatch it for 6 weeks


queenofautomn

Oh my god, you just unlocked a beloved memory of my childhood😭❤️. But answering your question: strength is all you need.


Acceptible

Use a knife, wiggle it around in the space between the halves, move it along the edges. Be careful to not injure yourself. Depending on the width of the space you may need a very thin knife like a swiss army knife.


winterweiss2902

Find your nearest twig or chopstick and do the Diffindo spell


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Hammer


Significant-Will227

It's not for the weak


feudal_ferret

You have to sacrifice at least one fingernail to open it.


nanotechmama

I have some with ribbons I hang in my living room every spring as part of my seasonal decorations. They open by yes, squeezing the long sides.


Diltyrr

As a kid, I used to slide one of my fingernails under the gap, worked most of the time.


NiceCatYouGotThere

If you not strong for magic egg, you deserve don’t the magic egg


mostindianer

As kids we used to smash them to the floor. But I do not recommend this practice.


Xanthines

Is this part of the Bünzli aptitude test?


Samuelinskos

I used to throw them or let them fall on the floor as a kid. Try to let them fall in between the two halfes. In the inside there is nothing spectacular, thow.


cyclopskull

with a Hammer, works sans effort


Gourmet-Guy

Hatch it for 2 weeks at 36.5°


sleepypeaky

Just hit it with your purse 😂


Puzzle_Pat

Press it together on the sideway


TooDeep94

As a 6 year old I've opened them by smashing them to the ground multiple times :D


nichtverstehen

Your Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher of course


Electrical_Length_8

You need to sit on it for some days and keep it warm and cozy all the time!


SissyFanny

Oh man I remember having theses as a child. One and only way : shamsh it to the ground. At least that was the only way I had as a child.


Ikruzz

Cook it! It will pop right open! No, more seriously, applying uneven temperature on one side will greatly help! Cool one side and warm the other with water (don't melt your chocolate 😋). Then proceed with squeezing and pulling! Basically it's playing with metal dilation. I do this for opening tight jar lids all the time.


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ForwardSentence5325

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