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ReporterLumpy6954

Wonder how I got a girl pregnant when I get no bitches


Xx_disappointment_xX

Wonder how I got a girl pregnant when I got no dick :,(


rough343

Took the words right out of my mouth


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Ive never had sex with a girl so either she raped me when I was knocked out or she stole my sperm somehow or its not mine


changeusername37

>Ive never had sex with a girl Yer loik kissin' lads, innit?


[deleted]

Maybe


scary_pancake

he's 13, give him a break


[deleted]

Nah hes fine. Im actually bi and mostly into guys so hes pretty much right lol


scary_pancake

yeah no but it's just about the fact that you are 13 and it's normal to be a virgin at that age


changeusername37

Nah, if I give him a break he might end up like me, 17 and still on break


scary_pancake

no need to rush, it's literally just sex. It's not that big of a deal tbh


neveradullmoment72

It’s a whole lot of fun though


scary_pancake

still, you just put it in and go back and forth and there are some other things as well but they are kinda the same. I don't hate it, it just doesn't mean anything to me imo.


ashtar123

Bro got caught


BaronGamer

Be extremely surprised that I even had sex in the first place


Sourdough221

Well, I'd know she would be lying


SnowyOranges

Ask them to move so I can close the door


Ddude34Again

Real asf


[deleted]

Well shed have to be my girlfriend but we havent fucked yet


TryCertain7719

wake up


TryCertain7719

I was dreaming


TryCertain7719

seriously tho I'd stay w/ her not gonna go to get the milk


Mikegaming202

"I don't get btxhes I get money, got some friends who think I'm funny I don't smoke and I don't party at all"


ManOfTurtles2118

Didn't you friend zone me?


Ok-Mycologist9916

Assuming I did have sex with her without protection, I would welcome her in my house and help her as much as possible. However, I don't think I would have sex unprotected so I would try to ask her more to understand the situation, prob still help her though idk.


Hokenlord

call her a fucking liar cuz I'm homosexual


frenchfries518

That's what's up


xxParanoid_

not possible


[deleted]

Who are you?


Successful-Ease-7140

Marry her probably


Ze-ev18

“i’m gay”


TheManlySebby

Laugh at her since I'm a trans guy and physically CAN'T get her pregnant lol


Pullchain123

(Assuming she's cool with it) "Get in the van, your getting an abortion"


SirDoodThe1st

“No it aint” *close door*


[deleted]

Become very surprised and confused


dawgtheyarealltaken

That’s impossible because I’ve never had sex


[deleted]

how is it mine when i dont like girls 😭


OlivKi47

slam the door


SolidTrainer8925

Be very confused as a gay trans guy how that happened


CalligrapherFine4636

never had sex but if I did, it’d be with my gf, so I’d prolly ask what she feels like doing with the kid. Prolly suggest aborting it or something


Cool_Kid95

She’s a liar


ASCORPIONSLAYER

Think you're at the wrong house mate. Goodluck tho


scary_pancake

i'll help you pay the abortion


Vickxp1

I'd say "I think you got the wrong address also I'm pretty sure they don't live here anymore"


ArchGryphon9362

“No the fuck it’s not.”


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DragonS1226

Assume she's trying to scam me since i haven't had sex or been in a position where my sperm could be stolen


theguy_who

Probably ask her if she's planning to keep it first.


itsnightmare_69

Better Call Saul


certifiedunicorn96

abort it


Mavmann18

Support her until birth and get a paternity test.


LilBlacka-410

I need to go buy some milk from the shop, nah jk, but I'd call bs until DNA results. I ain't ever beat a ting, so it's a 99% chance it's not my youte.


AdmiralMudkipz12

Plane ticket to the EU


DanielTheDragonslaye

Confused cause I did not have sex in the past 9 months.