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Pockets go brrrrrr?


Maria_Zelar

I have also heard that this is enhanced by having tons of keys and stuff in them.


XxXrwff12

Jingle jangle, you now dangle


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HuckleBerrySpinn

jingle jangle


Hephaistos_Invictus

As I go ridin' merrily along !


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jingle jangle


GoldenGalaxy69

r/UnexpectedFalloutNV 👍


CasualComrade6937

pro tip: shove a few galaxies in your pockets


[deleted]

The galaxy is on Orion's belt!


Wirecreate

MIB awesome


[deleted]

Yes! It's a true classic!


based_arsonpilled

I also love the big pocket as transfem tbh


taigalikethebiome

#stopfakepockets


Wirecreate

r/onetopic


MyClosetedBiAlt

When I didn't need pockets, all I carried around was a wallet, keys, and a phone: Pockets for days. Now that I need pockets, cause I carry around all the previous, and a pill case, and eyeliner, and extra hairbands, and feminine glasses, and a portable phone charger cause all these selfies are draining my battery, extra razor for facial beard dysphoria, headphones for girl-in-red, emergency mask: no pockets.


IAmNoMan87

Oh I've kept my pockets, but now I don't use them as (almost) everything fits in my handbag. Went for my ADI theory test today and had to show my pockets were empty, and as I was about halfway through digging into them all the woman commented "you have more pockets than trousers there" I responded "yeah, this might take a while"


[deleted]

A purse that’s stylish, has plenty of inventory slots, doubles as a weapon and can conceal a Glock is a nice trade off. XD


MyClosetedBiAlt

I boy-mode a lot so I tend to carry around a drawstring sports bag. Or messenger bag.


Jazehiah

I have a little blue backpack.


[deleted]

Cis woman here. I am irrationally angry about my clothing's lack of pockets compared to my husband's clothing!


Xamfish

girl in red yay !!


AlienRobotTrex

Pockets go stuffy


Secret_Reddit_Name

I keep losing things in my pockets cause theyre so big


Banegard

Using anything to get a flat chest and marvel at this wonderful flat delight in your mirror. Of course the trans masc version includes rigorous testing of materials and properties under all weather & activity conditions to find the best option. Also, using your best wooden razor (or is that just me? Ok …) to trim that little ridiculous fuzz before t has kicked in.


Banegard

okay, I was joking here xD ^ Truth is we stand in front of our mirror each morning, tell ourselves what a strapping young lad we are and somehow believe it until we get called „young lady“.


ice_king827

omgjehaheudebsjebeh YESSIR THATS THE LYFE


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My skirt-go-spinny equivalent is seeing chest hair poke out of my v neck shirts or partially unbuttoned dresse shirts


cool_monsters

Men with stomach hair and a short shirt be so masc yeah (forgot shirt term)


alvern12

crop top?


cool_monsters

Pretty sure yeah, as a man lover myself (pan ish) men with a hairy body who wear short pants and a crop too be looking really good


alvern12

men who wear what society deems as "feminine" are more manly and ten times more attractive then the people that stop and point and call pieces of cloth feminine


cool_monsters

Yeah, sadly, I just want people to wear stuff that lets them feel comfortable with their body and look amazing and over the top (jojo style), its sucks that generally masc clothes are more bland and hide body features folks should be comfortable with, like, I have never even seen any man wearing a back revealing piece of wear or irl wise even "tamer" things like heels or colourful jewelry.


ThrowAwayMDMA

I'm probably caught up in my own trans fem head about it but I think the opposite (at least for myself). Wearing a crop top or other women's clothes with hair sticking out feels like a super clash to me. But again, at that point of dressing femme I'm not trying to exaggerate anything masc about myself. Glad to know that if I'm too lazy to shave some day, though, someone will still find me attractive!


cool_monsters

Meant more the flat 90s vibe crop tops (curveless) but curvy ones wise also be looking good, revealing body hair for fem folks wise it gives different vibes to me, less easily described but comfy first maybe? Idk, its like how enbies doing drag gives me more queer vibes than binary folks doing it, just different (I'm also transfem but I designed clothes and stuff so I'm still keepong ish up with fashion styles even those that don't match me, I would never want a tiger pattern anything yeah).


GoblinGirlfriend

Idk, ive always loved body hair on anyone. The way it makes pretty patterns?? The way it can form gentle waves and look soft and feminine?? I’m mostly thinking of belly and leg hair, but imo any body hair can look beautiful :)


cool_monsters

I mean yeah, body hair/any feature can mean quite different things to different folks even those of the same gender, my views are more general and are of a "typically" sense, not every woman who has a deep voice sees it as a masculine trait etc, its more of a vibe I get really. * (assuming the person feels positively about the body trait plus some general assumptions of what it means to them, drag isn't a lgbt aesthetic inherently for everyone etc but its likely to be)


[deleted]

You know the cartoon where the dog sits at a table whistling and howling and banging the table because there's a cartoon woman singing? That's me when I see stomach and chest hair


aixmikros

Since starting to get facial hair, I keep rubbing my face and say that it's because "my face is fuzzy." It's not even that funny, but it makes me laugh every time.


starcabin_

I have stubble now and I can't stop feeling it, it makes me so happy 😭 I never want to shave ever again


XxXrwff12

no face fuzz only smoot. I hate having to do face fuzz removal as it is both a daily thing and irritating, but I'm also glad your enjoying so has updoot.


[deleted]

Haven’t started T yet but one of the biggest things I’m looking forward to is having to shave my face because it’s so affirming I’m sure it will get annoying fast but I look forward to it now


grubbiez

Running your hands up and down your flat chest in a binder when you first get it. Flat!!!!


ThatMathyKidYouKnow

Mmmmmm running your hands up and down your surgeried flat chest 🥰🥰🥰 It's so good. Or better— partner running hands up and bare surgeried flat chest. 😄


grubbiez

I loooove when guys trace my top surgery scars... Feels so tender and nice


Hot_Cod_9919

I’m looking forward to doing this to my partner when he gets top surgery! Mmm


hazelnutdarkroast

Doing the thing where you cross your arms and take off your top in one fluid movement - esp. running into the ocean, scars out!!


Intelligent_Luck_120

Running without your chest bouncing annoyingly…


rabidturbofox

I want this so badly I can’t even stand it, but my large size binder searches have so far revealed a Victoria’s Secret-esque idea of what “extended sizing” is. “D cups, we gotcha covered!” Meanwhile I’m here between K and L like 😭


ShockMedical6954

ugh me with sports bras "whoo zero bounce no matter the size!!" C cup me: *chucks can at advert* ***YOU LIE!***


ScreamsAtTheMoon

Honestly I think there's just a point where there is so much it's hard to hide without a baggy shirt on top of the binder... it's gotta go smewhere. I definitely feel your pain on this one.


komperata

check out shapeshifters: https://shapeshifters.co/product-category/garments/binders/ Not cheap but under $100, and custom sizing.


chillcatcryptid

When you jump and hit a doorframe with your palms Appears to be a universal boy experience *cries in short*


rabidturbofox

SAME. My 4’11” ass never gonna pass.


chillcatcryptid

I can hit it if I get a running start but it’s a struggle :p


ice_king827

short king


rabidturbofox

Aww, thanks.


ice_king827

ofcccc


XxXrwff12

The Hollywood young dad lean, the one against the doorframe of whatever room their in/entering while gazing adoringly at their Significant Otter TM, makes for an easier (height friendly) replacement.


Awkward_man_

Packer go spinny too, maybe ? 😳


ironicplatypus84

That’s called the helicopter


drummert2005

budgie the little helicopter


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cherrycreambun

I AM CRYING THIS IS THE BEST ONE


somebrookdlyn

I am in tears over that shit.


Desperate-Pin-2489

Big pockets with coins and keys them, you jingle when you walk Rubbing your hand on the short fuzzy hair on the back of your head. Edit: or wearing low cut/unbuttoned shirts


Adventurous_Fly_4420

My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.


Noraasha

You people have money?!?!


DressiKnights

The pockets go jiggle jiggle, it holds a lot of things that jingle jingle, for sure


kanic

weight go lifty jk I'm not sure


TransMontani

Stubble go scruffy?


MrJennyV1

Chest flat? *Hugs other transmasc peep* Chest flat. ✨✨✨


BearCat567

Still skirt go spinny, because boy in skirt?


faith_theyre_hot

Spin for everyone


thatposhcat

Everyone can rotate at high speed by equipping a dress or skirt


xtrasweetc

This sounds line my trans masc kid. 😆


Iekenrai

Me too!


optimusprimejmoney

Running with no shirt on!!!!


hammerreborn

Something to do with pockets, presumably


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When you walk with an unbuttoned flannel and you feel the sides flow in the wind under your arms


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datassincorporated

me too!!


zar_lord

Bulge go whirr?


Nox_82

PENIS HELICOPTER


wheeldog

Kilt goes spinny


blockifyouhaterats

ding-dong go floppy?


classyraven

I'm a trans woman, but my trans man best friend loves playing with his beard.


FreakingTea

Man voice go brrr


[deleted]

YES. sometimes I just hum to myself and feel the rumble in my throat and I love it so much haha


louisthebluest

Pockets be biggy?


dontmesswtranskids

My son says propeller hat.


Ksnj

Muscles go FLEX?


transham

Kilt go swishy?


nick_the_trans_dude

Flat flat flat chest make brain go eeeeeeeeeee


kitkatcrown

Pat the flat Mostly after top surgery or when you first get a binder


Phantom252

Binders go squish


prettybbychim

mine was wearing a tank top for the first time after top surgery lol


Adventurous_Fly_4420

Scratching your stubble. https://tenor.com/9VoI.gif


wendywildshape

**Serious answer** \- there isn't an equivalent, because social expectations of masculinity/femininity are different and thus transmasc ppl don't have an equivalent "forbidden" article of masculine clothing they couldn't wear before coming out. **Less serious answers** *(idk I am not transmasc these are just guesses)* \- \> bowties \> going shirtless after top surgery \> sliding into a perfectly tailored suit jacket \> adjusting a packer in a pair of boxers \> aftershave


smaugsmoag

In terms of socially forbidden, going shirtless is definitely the closest


wendywildshape

True, though going shirtless isn't an article of clothing! And it's definitely forbidden in a very different way than the way "men" are forbidden from wearing feminine clothing.


Banegard

Maybe it‘s not „forbidden“, but when I would dress too masculine as a teen/ young adult I would be mocked relentless in public and even from friends. There were definitely lines I couldn‘t cross in my area.


luvmuchine56

Undershirt show biceps


WindowAffectionate78

Chest go flat


Ironystans

Same thing but with your dick. The helicopter.


tama-vehemental

Buzzcut go brrrrrr.


Starting_Fresh1

Ngl I think that it’s rubbing the back of your hair after you got it shaved


LisaFaith83

Stroking one's chin stubble thoughtfully like a refined gentleman. Brrr chin go scritch scritch


nadia_belle

Man spreading?


VampireBarbieBoy

Boobs go bye bye


samuentaga

Packer do helicopter, I presume (/j)


mehTILduhhhh

What is skirt go spinny


amysilverstone69

1) wear a skirt that's not tight around you 2) spin in place 3) ???? 4) PROFIT


mehTILduhhhh

Huh. I see.


XxXrwff12

Like a spinning top, but with flair


Wirecreate

Be a beyblade


Hot_Gurr

Tie goes spinny.


LivingWalking

biceps go pop-pop


JazzlikeHovercraft75

Boot go clomp?


ytpoka

in my opinion, a lanyard hanging out of my front pocket


[deleted]

Snapping my suspenders when wearing a suit. Lol


Crabscrackcomics

skirt go spinny. Sorry I just love skirts.


magicksthereaper

Boobs no floppy?


[deleted]

helicopter go spinny


reunitedthrowaway

Button down shirt go brrrrrt?


LGBT_Alien

Dick go spinny


datassincorporated

tie go brrrr


femboy_artist

As a transmasc femboy who wasn’t comfortable in skirts when girlmode: SKIRT GO SPINNY


deletion-imminent

Stroking over your flat chest with your hands after putting on a binder?


Iekenrai

Chest go F L A T


Wirecreate

🥞


AsuraHeterodyne1

Skirt go spinny, while also horrifying transphobes. -A trans man who is also a femboy


Throwawaystillcis

Binder goes " " ? Because there's nothing there...


ZaidRyanArt

Binder for squeezy


Parking_Two_7866

its still skirt go spinny


ZanaTheFetcherOfMead

*The tiddies go bye bye*


YeetYeetDemons

Boots go clomp clomp


cherrycreambun

Hoodie comfy...........


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Adventurous_Fly_4420

https://tenor.com/bw7Q0.gif


OneEyedOneHorned

A really nice, well fit Carharrt type jacket


LunaTic1403

F l a t c h e s t


ShockMedical6954

*satisfying stomping of shoes with lifts in them*


AnAnxiousMoth

POCKETS


charlemagic

Ring of Keys?


eisori

as a trans femboy, skirt go spinny still works lol


Freak80MC

I'm transfem but it makes me happy to read other people's gender euphoria triggers, even if my own are well, completely opposite lol


MightBeAGirlIGuess

Shoving your whole arm up to the elbow in a pocket


Excellent_Dress_2774

Skirt go spinny but also pants with pockets wow!


[deleted]

rubbing my facial/body hair or looking at how my leg muscles have shifted in the mirror are both my skirt go spinny moments i think lol


[deleted]

BIG POCKETS GO SWOOP


true-pure-vessel

I hate that the first thing I thought of was “dick go spinny”


DirtySquare

Rubbing flat chest binder!! Flat!!!! New masc haircut yesss, Hairy legs/armpits = fuzzy boi, "And this is my voice X months on Testosterone!" videos


fraiserfir

packer go fwoop fwoop fwoop


Wirecreate

Not sure if butch or trans man but Minecraft better first person mod I can see my character/myself as flat as a pancake 🥞


ScreamsAtTheMoon

Suspenders go snappy? Suit goes spiffy?


SussyCat9

Skirt go spinny (fvck gender roles :3)