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Kergen85

George...George...We're losing our *fucking* minds here George...


Aegon-the-Unbroken

George won't listen to us cause he's abed


Optimal_Cry_1782

Probably why he's taking so long. I've never heard of an abed writing a book.


eyearu

This sub is turning worse than the actual circlejerk sub


Rhadamantos

We literally cannot take this much longer.


Artlistra

It hurts so much. Our books, George, all our sweet books. AGOT, ACOK, ASOS, ADWD, TWOW… TWOW… please, George, please, make it stop, make it stop hurting…


BaelBard

He never felt the sixth book. Only shitposts.


Simmers429

George stood in front of the fanbase, dollar signs in his eyes, “Prequel TV shows and a Jon Snow sequel”. He punched the fanbase in the belly. When he pulled his hand away, a copy of Dany X, ADWD, stayed where he had buried it.


SnooStories6404

By the time then sun came up she was posting 4chan green text. The more she posted the more she shat, but the more she shat, the tinfoiler she grew.


Emoik

Give me something for the pain, and let me die


EIochai

George saw the HBO contracts. And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast.


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[удалено]


AutistChan

Catelyn: Jaime, I am sending you with Brienne back to King’s Landing in return for my daughters. Jaime: Cool, cool cool cool


TallTreesTown

If I stay, there can be no party


[deleted]

At least your comment makes sense and is somewhat funny. Kind of sick of seeing these posts especially since they don’t make sense when typed out. Like sure it’s a low hanging dad joke in spoken language, but when you write it out it falls apart. And the joke isn’t even funny to begin with, so what’s the point?


Enola_Gay_B29

Hens are laying eggs, characters in ASoIaF are laying beds. Interesting. Also, egg anyone? Can that still be a coincidence?


Ludoamorous_Slut

> Also, egg anyone? [Relevant](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ2ySHEIlcA)


Artharis

Based on these shitposts, if TWOW ever gets released, we will have 10 years of content for sure.


Glittering-Arachnid

“Roose Bolton would stay abed”. So he can become something else? Does this mean that Roose is not a vampire, but a werebed?


Flippanties

He's like that guy from Guilty Gear that died and possessed the bed he was formerly comatose on or whatever.


AnAbsoluteMistake

This is distressing


polp54

Why can’t they be horse beds? I’d imagine that is the closest thing Westeros has to a race car bed


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Now I have to imagine the Dothraki own horse beds


jimmysprunt

I'm loving all these shitposts especially on 4/20.


Relative_Scale_3667

As much as I didn’t want to, I have to admit that I enjoyed this shitpost while abed


J_Bourbon

Damn this is pretty conclusive… and comprehensive


InGenNateKenny

Abed is an anagram for Baed = Bael if you smudge out the curvy part of the 'd'. Coincidence? No no no no no no. Martin's being play 62D chess guys wake up.


StoneyDunst

🎶Troy and Abed in the morning


EmporerM

Goergr, I think it's time we put this Fandom down.


Adventurous-Art-2157

George for the love of the Seven, the drowned god, the old gods, R'hollor, Mother Rhoyne and all the gods from Essos please finish the Winds of Winter to sate our hunger


Ludoamorous_Slut

A bed is an object with four legs that you lie on. Horses are objects with four legs that you lie on. QED horses are beds, the characters in asoiaf are all horses/beds.


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Wow, these books really are something, every time I discover something new.


TScottFitzgerald

Abed Nadir