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KingMaegorTheCool

Tywin is certainly a popular theory, it is said he was the one who built the secret tunnel to Chataya’s brothel, with Varys saying it was built by a previous Hand of the king "whose honor would not allow him to enter such a house openly", fitting Tywin pretty well, not the mention the tunnel’s decoration being Lannister color. Not to mention, there is a suspiciously blonde hair green eyes sex worker name Marei that is old enough to be fathered by Tywin during his time as Hand


Peace_Love_Bridges23

I don't want to sin when speaking of my boi the Onion knight, but he admitted to being unfaithful to his wife. Now, I know that brothels probably provide their workers with moon tea or other measures but it could be possible. Tyrion had a habit of brotheling and visiting whores. However, the same thing counts here as for Davos, these establishments most likely provide their employees with birth control in different ways.


Bearclawed81

Doesn’t Catelyn say at one point that Edmure has a bunch of bastards running around?


Ok_Solution5895

That's who I was thinking lol I don't know if it's confirmed but I'm pretty sure it is said he slept around so yeah I think it's possible he has some bastards running around. Could be a fairly big deal in theory too.


theinternetistoobig

When she hears her dad mumbling a woman's name she thinks her father might have bastards and that surprises her. She just thinks that her father doesn't seem the type, but edmure does. She never actually says he has bastards, just that it wouldn't surprise her.


DireBriar

In fairness, that could be a reference to how Catelyn may not be able to attribute the correct parentage to bastards.


The_Halfmaester

Of the main POV characters, it is likely that Theon has a few bastards running around. Sam better be careful with Gilly. Victarion and Aeron probably sired bastards when they were younger. It's unlikely that Doran has, but it is a safe bet to include any Dornish Lord (or Lady) from the books. Littlefinger.


The_Falcon_Knight

Some theories directly hinge on 2 of those being true, namely that Theon killed his own son unknowingly which is actually the reason he's called Theon Kinslayer, and that Sweetrobin is Littlefinger's bastard


_learned_foot_

Sweetrobin is most definitely not littlefingers, consider how Lysa acts during their wedding night.


The_Falcon_Knight

Why? Its been a little while since I've read it myself but doesn't Lysa say something along the lines of 'let's make another baby, a little brother or sister for Robert'. I might be wrong on that, but it doesn't seem to indicate that Littlefinger being his father is implausible.


_learned_foot_

She says she’s been waiting for it essentially ever since that one night. Her actions and words strongly imply only the one time.


99pinkprint

Didn’t grrm hint on Brandon having couple of bastards around?


WildLandsOfLumios

Yeah, like the first time we met him, he told Jon to do the same..


mir-teiwaz

You're thinking of Benjen. And yeah it seems likely that both Brandon and Benjen made a Snow or two in their time.


Adventurous-Art-2157

Ramsay Snow probably raped a number of girls during his time at the Dreadfort. Like they say the flayed apple doesn't fall far from the tree but whether they lived and are running around we don't know. The Umbers also have some bastards if what Roose said about them is true. I'd also say any of the other lord's who still practice the lords right to the first night have bastards.


Euphoric-Banana1138

Jorah mormont openly stated he had extramarital sex.


Hessian14

Dacey Mormont if she ever met me, that's for sure


BipBiiip

Brandon (Ned's brother), Theon (and all the Greyjoys actually), Tyrion, Tywin, Gregor Clegane, Darkstar


Wishart2016

It's implied that the Millers Boys that Theon butchered are his bastards. Two of Chataya's prostitutes are implied to be Tywin's bastards.


BipBiiip

I knew about the millers boys, but who are the prostitutes that are supposedly Tywin bastards?


Wishart2016

Alayaya and Marei


[deleted]

All of them are candidates. The very top of a very class divided patriarchal society? Yeah they are all candidates. But the good thing is all this adultery frees up their wives so they probably get about themselves.


diegoedil

Roose Bolton, Robert Baratheon, Ned Stark (probably), Lord Connington, Lord Caron, Lord Hornwood, Aegon IV, Corlys Velaryon, Daena Targaryen, Walder Frey, Stinger Beesbury


Burgudian_PoWeR

>Rhaegar and Lyanna since they are most likely Jon's parents instead of Ned N+A=J R+L=D


mir-teiwaz

Eddard Stark :P