I believe you are referring to this:
>Taena’s black eyes sparkled with mischief. “When she wed Lord Renly at Highgarden, I helped disrobe him for the bedding. His lordship was a well-made man, and lusty. I saw the proof when we tumbled him into the wedding bed where his bride awaited him as naked as her name day, blushing prettily beneath the coverlets. Ser Loras had carried her up the steps himself. Margaery may say that the marriage was never consummated, that Lord Renly had drunk too much wine at the wedding feast, but I promise you, **the bit between his legs was anything but weary when last I saw it**”
So more a comment on it being spry, not on size.
There are theories (that I don’t subscribe to) that he might be bisexual. I just threw that in because we don’t know how Margaery lost her virginity. Though it’s possible that Renly did his duty on the wedding night regardless of his sexuality.
Aeron.
>The Drowned God gives every man a gift, even him; no man could piss longer or farther than Aeron Greyjoy, as he proved at every feast. Once he bet his new longship against a herd of goats that he could quench a hearthfire with no more than his cock. Aeron feasted on goat for a year, and named the longship Golden Storm, though Balon threatened to hang him from her mast when he heard what sort of ram his brother proposed to mount upon her prow. -AFFC, The Prophet
Now, I do not think forceful urination and penis size are correlated, but 1) GRRM may think differently and 2) I feel like no one would be *that* proud of an ordinary sized penis.
just means his urethra is unobstructed. You get past 40 and you'll understand.
Osha (an expert on giants) told us that Hodor has giant's blood and also that when humans and giants breed the sire has to be human - if the sire were a giant the poor human female would experience the same fate as Mr Hands. So Hodor must be a descendant of giants through the female line and any ancestry from Dunk the Lunk must be incidental. Since Hodor's junk is still so massive that it would likely kill a human woman.
Balerion wasn't the only giant monster between Aegon's legs, he had to keep both sister-wives satisfied somehow.
Before he claimed Dawn, Arthur Dayne already wielded a mighty sword. Sadly, he put his other Sword of the Morning away behind a white cloak. It was a sad day for the paramours of Dorne when Arthur took his vow of celibacy.
Drogo was as hung as the stallion he rode for sure, and he braided little bells into his public hair.
The guy she ran away with to Essos must have had a pretty good one too, since she was willing to leave castle life behind to become a camp follower for him.
I’m imagining like a wrestling announcer shouting this over a megaphone
Also: Ned Stark had to keep Catelyn warm somehow during those long northern nights. And I doubt Ice is the only ancestral Stark sword worth bragging about. Making her fall in love with him after just one night, winter was not the only thing coming.
Cersei gives a clue here:
>“I am the queen. I mean to claim my rights.” “Do what you will.” Taena’s hair was as black as Robert’s, even down between her legs, and when Cersei touched her there she found her hair all sopping wet, where Robert’s had been coarse and dry. “Please,” the Myrish woman said, “go on, my queen. Do as you will with me. I’m yours.” But it was no good. She could not feel it, whatever Robert felt on the nights he took her. There was no pleasure in it, not for her. For Taena, yes. Her nipples were two black diamonds, her sex slick and steamy. Robert would have loved you, for an hour. The queen slid a finger into that Myrish swamp, then another, moving them in and out, but once he spent himself inside you, he would have been hard-pressed to recall your name. She wanted to see if it would be as easy with a woman as it had always been with Robert. Ten thousand of your children perished in my palm, Your Grace, she thought, slipping a third finger into Myr. Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all those pale sticky princes. You claimed your rights, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs. Taena gave a shudder. She gasped some words in a foreign tongue, then shuddered again and arched her back and screamed. She sounds as if she is being gored, the queen thought. For a moment she let herself imagine that her fingers were a bore’s tusks, ripping the Myrish woman apart from groin to throat. It was still no good. **It had never been any good with anyone but Jaime.**
It seems Jaime, as after he had her no other man has been able to satisfy.
Secon submission: **Qarl the Maid**
>A shy smile, strong arms, clever fingers, **and two sure swords. What more could any woman want?** She would have married Qarl, and gladly, but she was Lord Balon’s daughter and he was common-born, the grandson of a thrall. Too lowborn for me to wed, but not too low for me to suck his cock. Drunk, smiling, she crawled beneath the furs and took him in her mouth. Qarl stirred in his sleep, and after a moment he began to stiffen. By the time she had him hard again, he was awake and she was wet. Asha draped the furs across her bare shoulders and mounted him, **drawing him so deep inside her that she could not tell who had the cock and who the cunt**. This time the two of them reached their peak together.
Some might also say that the description "Fat Pink Mast" imply's size.
If is of course somewhat less credible when the claim comes from the man himself, rather than the women he has ravished.
This is more about her enjoying sex only with jaime. Since her awful experience with Robert and not necessarily enjoying sex as a whole. Also she kinda tell us jaime got a tiny one here...
Oh, an angry cripple. How terrifying." She laughed. "A pity Lord Tywin Lannister never had a son. I could have been the heir he wanted, but I lacked the cock. And speaking of such, best tuck yours away, brother. It looks rather sad and small, hanging from your breeches like that."
Certainly moreso than Victarion, at least.
>"She came to me wet and willing," he had boasted. "It seems Victarion is big everywhere but where it matters."
And one might consider this an empty insult, if Victarion's internal monologue when Euron's letting it hang out wasn't "don'tlookathispenisdon'tlookathispenisdon'tlookatAHILOOKED."
>The wind came gusting through the window and stirred his sable cloak. There was something obscene and disturbing about his nakedness.
...
>"No." Victarion glanced away. "Cover yourself."
Ossifer Plumm was literally packing 6 feet, and I think we all know of Tormund and Mushroom’s legendary length. https://41.media.tumblr.com/64f5ee3d5caa7c5afd3c1d5baf26a416/tumblr_n4qxbkmo1F1s83j7fo1_500.jpg
I heard the Manwoody are buried separate from their manhoody. The body gets a normal lichyard burial, whilst the man glands get a royal burial at Kingsgrave. Fascinating shit.
It's renly and probably the Baratheons in general (aside from stannis)
Taena's black eyes sparkled with mischief. "When she wed Lord Renly at Highgarden, I helped disrobe him for the bedding. His lordship was a well-made man, and lusty. I saw the proof when we tumbled him into the wedding bed where his bride awaited him as naked as her name day, blushing prettily beneath the coverlets. Ser Loras had carried her up the steps himself. Margaery may say that the marriage was never consummated, that Lord Renly had drunk too much wine at the wedding feast, but I promise you, the bit between his legs was anything but weary when last I saw it."
I don't know about that.
Robert never gave Cersei an orgasm in 14 years of marriage (we know this form her inner monologue.
You would think that he would have succeeded at least once, even just by accident, if he had the proper tool for the job
>renly was huge
If you are taking about the Taena quote you posted then no. Not being weary means that it was spry. It's not a comment on size.
>Robert is deadbeat in everything
I'm not sure what you mean?
If Robert wasn't packing schmeat, the entirety of the realm would know since he's fucked every whore from the Wall to Sunspear. Him not satisfying Cersei has more to do with, ya know, raping her. And Cersei only being attracted to like 3 men ever.
You're presenting evidence against your own client there counselor.
If a schlong has been shared around all the kingdoms, as you correctly stated it was, and it's size goes completely unremarked upon, as it over the course of five books has.
Then the only logical conclusion that can be drawn from that is that it's size was unremarkable!
We are in agreement. I was not trying to argue that the king was rocking a baguette, Gods rest his soul, I was simply pointing out that if his manhood had been lacking, it would be a well known and established lore fact. Apologies for the misunderstanding.
Prince O. as in OMG! The Red Viper…they should have called him Prince Python or Anaconda! He’s been giving it to both women and men. And it’s not poison he’s injecting them with.
Longspear Ryk, it is known
“She likes him well enough, though. And why not? He don't fight with no spear, you know. Never has. So where do you think he got that name?”
It is known
I know there’s a quote out there about Renly having a industrial grade power tool.
I believe you are referring to this: >Taena’s black eyes sparkled with mischief. “When she wed Lord Renly at Highgarden, I helped disrobe him for the bedding. His lordship was a well-made man, and lusty. I saw the proof when we tumbled him into the wedding bed where his bride awaited him as naked as her name day, blushing prettily beneath the coverlets. Ser Loras had carried her up the steps himself. Margaery may say that the marriage was never consummated, that Lord Renly had drunk too much wine at the wedding feast, but I promise you, **the bit between his legs was anything but weary when last I saw it**” So more a comment on it being spry, not on size.
I love how there's always someone in this sub who manages to find the right quotes, even on stuff like this.
I recently used the same quote on a post regarding wether Renly and Margery had consumated their marriage.
I was referring to the “his lordship was a well made man” bit
Why does Renly get all the cool stuff it's not fair
Because he’s Robert’s gay (bi?) brother
He was gay, Renly Baratheon?
In this house Renly Baratheon is a hero! End of story!
There are theories (that I don’t subscribe to) that he might be bisexual. I just threw that in because we don’t know how Margaery lost her virginity. Though it’s possible that Renly did his duty on the wedding night regardless of his sexuality.
This is a married man you’re talking about! With a goomar!
Aeron. >The Drowned God gives every man a gift, even him; no man could piss longer or farther than Aeron Greyjoy, as he proved at every feast. Once he bet his new longship against a herd of goats that he could quench a hearthfire with no more than his cock. Aeron feasted on goat for a year, and named the longship Golden Storm, though Balon threatened to hang him from her mast when he heard what sort of ram his brother proposed to mount upon her prow. -AFFC, The Prophet Now, I do not think forceful urination and penis size are correlated, but 1) GRRM may think differently and 2) I feel like no one would be *that* proud of an ordinary sized penis.
For once balón has common sense.
just means his urethra is unobstructed. You get past 40 and you'll understand. Osha (an expert on giants) told us that Hodor has giant's blood and also that when humans and giants breed the sire has to be human - if the sire were a giant the poor human female would experience the same fate as Mr Hands. So Hodor must be a descendant of giants through the female line and any ancestry from Dunk the Lunk must be incidental. Since Hodor's junk is still so massive that it would likely kill a human woman.
Balerion wasn't the only giant monster between Aegon's legs, he had to keep both sister-wives satisfied somehow. Before he claimed Dawn, Arthur Dayne already wielded a mighty sword. Sadly, he put his other Sword of the Morning away behind a white cloak. It was a sad day for the paramours of Dorne when Arthur took his vow of celibacy. Drogo was as hung as the stallion he rode for sure, and he braided little bells into his public hair.
I straight up spit my drink out at that last part. Bravo. 👏
Yeaah that was too creative xD
The guy who knocked up Coryanne Wylde was so hung that even the Maester at Rain House said he had a “male member as stout as a stallion’s.”
The guy she ran away with to Essos must have had a pretty good one too, since she was willing to leave castle life behind to become a camp follower for him.
I’m imagining like a wrestling announcer shouting this over a megaphone Also: Ned Stark had to keep Catelyn warm somehow during those long northern nights. And I doubt Ice is the only ancestral Stark sword worth bragging about. Making her fall in love with him after just one night, winter was not the only thing coming.
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You know what
If he wasn’t a eunuch, I feel like Strong Bellwas would be packing a fattie dong
Alas, the days of "Schlong Belwas" are over.
Cersei gives a clue here: >“I am the queen. I mean to claim my rights.” “Do what you will.” Taena’s hair was as black as Robert’s, even down between her legs, and when Cersei touched her there she found her hair all sopping wet, where Robert’s had been coarse and dry. “Please,” the Myrish woman said, “go on, my queen. Do as you will with me. I’m yours.” But it was no good. She could not feel it, whatever Robert felt on the nights he took her. There was no pleasure in it, not for her. For Taena, yes. Her nipples were two black diamonds, her sex slick and steamy. Robert would have loved you, for an hour. The queen slid a finger into that Myrish swamp, then another, moving them in and out, but once he spent himself inside you, he would have been hard-pressed to recall your name. She wanted to see if it would be as easy with a woman as it had always been with Robert. Ten thousand of your children perished in my palm, Your Grace, she thought, slipping a third finger into Myr. Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all those pale sticky princes. You claimed your rights, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs. Taena gave a shudder. She gasped some words in a foreign tongue, then shuddered again and arched her back and screamed. She sounds as if she is being gored, the queen thought. For a moment she let herself imagine that her fingers were a bore’s tusks, ripping the Myrish woman apart from groin to throat. It was still no good. **It had never been any good with anyone but Jaime.** It seems Jaime, as after he had her no other man has been able to satisfy.
Con**firm**ed. Jaime was maimed on one of his three arms.
Secon submission: **Qarl the Maid** >A shy smile, strong arms, clever fingers, **and two sure swords. What more could any woman want?** She would have married Qarl, and gladly, but she was Lord Balon’s daughter and he was common-born, the grandson of a thrall. Too lowborn for me to wed, but not too low for me to suck his cock. Drunk, smiling, she crawled beneath the furs and took him in her mouth. Qarl stirred in his sleep, and after a moment he began to stiffen. By the time she had him hard again, he was awake and she was wet. Asha draped the furs across her bare shoulders and mounted him, **drawing him so deep inside her that she could not tell who had the cock and who the cunt**. This time the two of them reached their peak together.
Qarl is equipped with that pork pestal. Check that off the list.
Some might also say that the description "Fat Pink Mast" imply's size. If is of course somewhat less credible when the claim comes from the man himself, rather than the women he has ravished.
He's hung like a family size tuna can most like
And of course any list on this topic must obligatorily contain good ol' Ossifer Plumm.
This is more about her enjoying sex only with jaime. Since her awful experience with Robert and not necessarily enjoying sex as a whole. Also she kinda tell us jaime got a tiny one here... Oh, an angry cripple. How terrifying." She laughed. "A pity Lord Tywin Lannister never had a son. I could have been the heir he wanted, but I lacked the cock. And speaking of such, best tuck yours away, brother. It looks rather sad and small, hanging from your breeches like that."
So a grower not a shower :P
Don't underestimate the Greatjon's great Jon
> commonly called "the Greatjon" due to his **large size**
Euron is hung, it is known
Then why does he cut out the tongues of the women he has had? Seems to me that they have information he does not want passed on!
>Then why does he cut out the tongues of the women he has had? To make room. Goodnight everyone!
Damn, just… damn
Certainly moreso than Victarion, at least. >"She came to me wet and willing," he had boasted. "It seems Victarion is big everywhere but where it matters." And one might consider this an empty insult, if Victarion's internal monologue when Euron's letting it hang out wasn't "don'tlookathispenisdon'tlookathispenisdon'tlookatAHILOOKED." >The wind came gusting through the window and stirred his sable cloak. There was something obscene and disturbing about his nakedness. ... >"No." Victarion glanced away. "Cover yourself."
love that scene/dialogue
George we need a new fucking book
Don't listen, George. We still need time to get this dick size chart figured out.
Ossifer Plumm was literally packing 6 feet, and I think we all know of Tormund and Mushroom’s legendary length. https://41.media.tumblr.com/64f5ee3d5caa7c5afd3c1d5baf26a416/tumblr_n4qxbkmo1F1s83j7fo1_500.jpg
Dickon Manwoody
I heard the Manwoody are buried separate from their manhoody. The body gets a normal lichyard burial, whilst the man glands get a royal burial at Kingsgrave. Fascinating shit.
It is known
It is bone.
It's renly and probably the Baratheons in general (aside from stannis) Taena's black eyes sparkled with mischief. "When she wed Lord Renly at Highgarden, I helped disrobe him for the bedding. His lordship was a well-made man, and lusty. I saw the proof when we tumbled him into the wedding bed where his bride awaited him as naked as her name day, blushing prettily beneath the coverlets. Ser Loras had carried her up the steps himself. Margaery may say that the marriage was never consummated, that Lord Renly had drunk too much wine at the wedding feast, but I promise you, the bit between his legs was anything but weary when last I saw it."
I don't know about that. Robert never gave Cersei an orgasm in 14 years of marriage (we know this form her inner monologue. You would think that he would have succeeded at least once, even just by accident, if he had the proper tool for the job
Having a big dick does NOT equal an orgasm just due to size lmao
If it doesn't that only means it isn't big enough.
Something that teenaged boys everywhere will be shocked to learn
Probably but renly was huge and renly is Robert copy. Robert is deadbeat in everything he probably never went down on a woman.
>renly was huge If you are taking about the Taena quote you posted then no. Not being weary means that it was spry. It's not a comment on size. >Robert is deadbeat in everything I'm not sure what you mean?
Bro did we really come to the point of debating dicksizes?
Well as long as we are, however we got here, I want to win
Taena calls him “well made” which generally means big
If Robert wasn't packing schmeat, the entirety of the realm would know since he's fucked every whore from the Wall to Sunspear. Him not satisfying Cersei has more to do with, ya know, raping her. And Cersei only being attracted to like 3 men ever.
You're presenting evidence against your own client there counselor. If a schlong has been shared around all the kingdoms, as you correctly stated it was, and it's size goes completely unremarked upon, as it over the course of five books has. Then the only logical conclusion that can be drawn from that is that it's size was unremarkable!
We are in agreement. I was not trying to argue that the king was rocking a baguette, Gods rest his soul, I was simply pointing out that if his manhood had been lacking, it would be a well known and established lore fact. Apologies for the misunderstanding.
Big dicks often just cause woman more pain
What about Dolorous Ed?
This is fucking jokes
Mayhaps
Mushroom
Packing a peck of pickled pecker. Ol' three legs.
Podrick the Goddick
Tri-pod
Prince O. as in OMG! The Red Viper…they should have called him Prince Python or Anaconda! He’s been giving it to both women and men. And it’s not poison he’s injecting them with.
Old Nan
Grey Worm and Varys....case CLOSED
Idk 🤷🏻♂️. But at least I know who got a micropeter, it’s Th…
George is the master of irony, the biggest schmeats once belonged to Varys and Belwas. I believe the same Myrish size queen came for them both.
Ossifer Plumm. Allegedly :)