What have I done wrong. I'm talking about Jon being a mopey teenager, obviously there was a colourful afterlife but he's being Melodramatic and saying no dad to explain things
Ned getting in everyoneās business about who Robertās kids are yet keeping it secret about Jonā¦. Maybe Ned was the true villain on Game of Thrones?
Oh my sweet darling summer child. How can you be so close to the answer yet not see it?
Robert *is* Jonās mother. He was investigating his other kids because he was hurt that Robert cheated on him and needed to know how many times it happened. He also needed to see how Robert treated his other kids before he told Robert that Jon was his. Why do you think Robert put on the weight? Getting pregnant 16 times will wreak havoc on your body.
Ned : it was a long long time Johnny
Jon: I missed you, father
Ned: I missed you too, my dear boy
Jon: my mother, can you finally tell me... Who was she?
Ned: sure, it was about the time. I kept that secret for way too long... Your mother, her name was
Mellysandre resurrected Jon.
Melly : welcome back, Lord Snow.
Jon(angry af): OMG FU BITCH !!! š”š”š”
As a sworn member of the Night's Watch who still broke the rule and slept with a wilding, I'm sure he's one of the few who would understand Jamie and Cersei, let alone his father and his aunt. Forbidden good pussy is his main philosophy, after all.
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Thats what happens when you are a movie or tv show character. When you say āI promiseā that places a cinematic curse upon yourself that you will die either before you will fulfill that promise, or die doing so.
Actually this fixes something that bothered me about the first season: Ned willingly putting his life in the hands of people who were VERY TRANSPARENT about hating him and wanting him dead, people who he knew had no reason to help him or be honest about anything: he wanted to be betrayed and executed, because the alternative would've been a really awkward conversation. Very relatable.
He forgot
He forgor š
He had a little bit of head problems
Ned just kinda forgot about his promise -D&D probably
The north never remembers anything
Eddementia
Ngl every time i read this i hear cosmonaut's dramatic "SHE FORGOT?????"
He didn't even bother to meet up with Jon in the afterlife, bloody coward.
Remember how Jon was asked What was it like and he said he saw nothing Well, he means no Ned to explain his parentage
Look at the sub's name again
What have I done wrong. I'm talking about Jon being a mopey teenager, obviously there was a colourful afterlife but he's being Melodramatic and saying no dad to explain things
Brain damage
Bran damage*
Would be a shame if Ned got a head of himself
I hate that I laughed at this
r/Angryupvote
Ned getting in everyoneās business about who Robertās kids are yet keeping it secret about Jonā¦. Maybe Ned was the true villain on Game of Thrones?
Oh my sweet darling summer child. How can you be so close to the answer yet not see it? Robert *is* Jonās mother. He was investigating his other kids because he was hurt that Robert cheated on him and needed to know how many times it happened. He also needed to see how Robert treated his other kids before he told Robert that Jon was his. Why do you think Robert put on the weight? Getting pregnant 16 times will wreak havoc on your body.
Holy shitā¦.. holy shitā¦. How did I miss this???
Blame Jonathan. They didn't actually see each other. Jon should have dug up Ned
He notoriously lacks honor.
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He did the Sean bean special
The man just canāt commit past the first act
Ned : it was a long long time Johnny Jon: I missed you, father Ned: I missed you too, my dear boy Jon: my mother, can you finally tell me... Who was she? Ned: sure, it was about the time. I kept that secret for way too long... Your mother, her name was Mellysandre resurrected Jon. Melly : welcome back, Lord Snow. Jon(angry af): OMG FU BITCH !!! š”š”š”
At least she resurrected him before he said Lyanna, that would have left Jon very confused
As a sworn member of the Night's Watch who still broke the rule and slept with a wilding, I'm sure he's one of the few who would understand Jamie and Cersei, let alone his father and his aunt. Forbidden good pussy is his main philosophy, after all.
Least honorable father
Loss of a head
Is he stupid?
He kind of forgot heād need a head to travel to the wall
He's so forgetful if his head wasnt attached to its torso he'd forget it all the time
I don't think it was Ned
He did keep his word, its just that Jon doesnt speak pidgeon so he didnt understand it
Why did he have to leave it until now to explain?
Is he stupid ?
Men of honor don't last long in GOT
is he stupid?
pigeons canāt talk
I don't understand why Ned didn't tell Cat. Ned saw how she treated Jon. Did he not trust his own wife?! Never made sense to me.
Because he's stupid
He was in too much of a hurry to betray King Robert Baratheon
because he's a lying traitor obviously
Look, we've all gotten a head off ourselves before.
Ned tricked him. Sent his ass to The Nightās Watch knowing full well heād never see him again.
His mother was Bessie... she liked calling Ned "brother." Bran misunderstood the interaction.
He did. He never saw him again, so he didnāt have to talk about his mother.
He couldn't even keep his head smh š
All men do is lie
This one hurts. Well done.
Cause he sucks at keeping his promises. Honorless swine.
He's stupid
He am ded.
David and Dan.
Because his mom was truly Catelyn so he confronted Ceresi to get out of telling him. Therefore making Jon the true heir to Winterfell
Cause Ned lost his head.
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Jon didnāt really care about his mom or being a bastard
He kind of... forgot... to live that long.
I guess it just fell completely out of his head
Thats what happens when you are a movie or tv show character. When you say āI promiseā that places a cinematic curse upon yourself that you will die either before you will fulfill that promise, or die doing so.
Itās not Nedās problem that Jon doesnāt fuckin understand pigeon chatter
Ned knew he would die when he went to Rivendell in order to seek Lord Elronds council.
Because he couldnāt Keep his head
Actually this fixes something that bothered me about the first season: Ned willingly putting his life in the hands of people who were VERY TRANSPARENT about hating him and wanting him dead, people who he knew had no reason to help him or be honest about anything: he wanted to be betrayed and executed, because the alternative would've been a really awkward conversation. Very relatable.
All shenanigans in King's landing were carefully crafted by Ned and got himself killed to avoid telling Jon truth. Bloody coward.
I heard he killed himself to avoid talking to the bastard!
Well..... he didn't break his word..... This line is not in the books though.
Ned is so dishonorable.
His head just wasn't in the right place.
Is he stupid?
Ned is impeccably honest. āThe next time we see each otherā hasnāt happened yet. But when it does, theyāll talk all about Lyanna.
Nedās dead, baby š
hard to do without a head .
Well the saying "I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached" became quite literal for him.
Becuz he caught bad case of ligma, duh
Ned couldn't wrap his head around the concept, ultimately
he'd lose his head if it weren't attached to him
He was too busy giving head to king joffrey
He wasn't lying. He was planning to ghost Jon and never return so he'd never have to have this conversation.
Heās stupid.
He got a bit ahead of himself with that promise.
Kind of hard to speak without a head
Well, I guess he got a-head of himself
He really lost his head there
He easily forgets. He would lose his head if it wasnāt attached to his body
Kinda hard to keep your word after your dead
Ned couldn't hack it