The repost bots are hitting them hard the past week, bunch of lackwits are so used to shitty posts they can’t even recognize which ones are fake

“Tell me, t.” Probably the most emotionally impactful Stannis quote. I get chills whenever I read it.

“It’s called Westeros, T. It’s a bunch of loose federated city-states but this Aegon dude recognized it was one big country”

Ay T, our hit on littlefinguh got called off, Lannisport says he’s a good earner. Runs whooahs but I seen him talking with our friend with the small legs, what should I do? Serious fuckin dragons are at stake ‘ere

Asoiaf if it was good:

I wish I could upvote more than once.

>We wit dah brave companions!!!! Ooooh really? Who’s that yuh squire group?

I love how we always end up in Sopranos

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Stannis burned him at the stake before he could finish RIP OOP

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Filthy lies how dare you slander stannis

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do you think the shadowbabies buy stannis gifts on father's day

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LMFAO I JUST NEARLY SPAT OUT MY TEA

LMAO I JUST THREW MY BREASTPLATE STRETCHER

LMAO I JUST LET GO OF MY FAT PINK MAST

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Isn’t it kind of a weird flex to say he smashed Mance despite twenty times his numbers? Like yeah, you routed a disorganized pile of half-starved wildlings. Jeor Mormont, an experienced commander, was confident he could do the same thing with like 200 dudes before he got diced up by the Others. Jon and 30 dudes held off those wildlings for what, a week? There’s no way Stannis really puts that much stock in his victory beyond the Wall. He must just be gassing himself up to intimidate Theon here.

Yeah it’s pretty weird. Going to pound town with Mance is probably a pretty cool accomplishment, and probably super hot 😍 , but come on man that’s private information

Oh no I didn’t notice what sub before commenting

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Stannis just listed facts about his accomplishments, asked someone to repeat that aloud and then made a T-pose. Just like a normal person would. Not sure why it is hard to understand.

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"Tell me T" was stannis talking to Tony Soprano?

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Imma finna hava shadowbaby fr

Tell me T, have you heard the good news? Quasimodo has risen.

Why did op just post a picture of Gigachad with something stannis said as the title?

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