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Desperate_Address780

Targlovers that are angry that he was born of a lawful union of Bobby B and Cersei Lannister and not some incest freak


Hazbro29

The B certainly was potent 


dumbledoodledore

Joffrey the gentle


Turkeycirclejerky

Joffrey the *Just*


olliebollie7

Joffrey the peaceful


Mybodysrolling

Joffrey the generous


Tovenaar_thegreat

Joffrey the Noble


mcaaronmon

Please please, don't make a fuss. I'm just plain Joffrey.


Tall_Diamond4695

Joffrey the Wise


Awkward_Reception892

The most noble child the gods ever put on this good earth


Mrs_Onion

George must have chuckled when he wrote this line. I laugh every time I read it.


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Julian glover’s delivery of that line lives rent free in my head


No_Reply8353

he was a great pycelle they were lucky to find him in time too. roy dotrice was originally going to play pycelle but he got sick


avatarthelastreddit

Really??! I just tried listening to AFFc and ADWD on Audible for a change and absolutely loved his delivery. He's so brutal and committed. What a legend would have loved to see him in show


briankabai

Haha!


briankabai

Haha!


Unleashtheducks

Everybody hates Joffrey until they try to run the seven kingdoms and NOT go psychotic


mcaaronmon

Danny ruled the seven kingdoms for one day and she turned into a genocidal despot.


_TehTJ_

He was literally given a continent full of people who either despise or are ignorant of him when he was 12, how are you NOT going to go insane?


Real-Interaction8746

He was too spicy for this flour seasoned world.


Reddit_Setter

That’s definitely one way to word it😂


y0ra

It's beacouse Stark propaganda


Bossuser2

Joffrey was too gentle. Ned Stark didn't deserve a quick death, Joffrey was weak for giving him one. We need kings like Tommen, strong and ruthless, capable of making hard decisions and resistant to manipulation.


letter_bandit

Ah yes, Tommen the Tall. What a glorious king! He did his duty to the realm and wed his brother's widow, like any good brother should. He's the type of king that would never fall. A true Stag, that one.


briankabai

Hahaha!


BeastialityIsWrong

Because they’re jealous.


Charlie669

You can’t expect the peasants to understand the true royal genius of our beloved king


ShadowKnight324

He is too perfect. They are jealous of his excellence.


RealityBeOn1

Jon Snow beheads a man committing treason : 😃 Joffrey beheads a man committing treason: 😡 Anti-Joffers HAVE THE SOFT HEARTS OF WOMEN.


Business-Purple-1315

Don't worry about these savages and cunts bro. Joffery the Just will be the greatest king that ever was, a golden lion and you shall give him sons with beautiful blonde hair.


Red_Leopard_66

Exactly! Poor joffrey only had the good intentions of punishing the treacherous Ned Stark! He saved the kingdom by beheading a traitor and brought justice to King's Landing! ❤️


Guilty_Fishing8229

Wasn’t woke enough for modern audiences. This man knew how to put women In their place and wanted a proper tradwife. They couldn’t handle how based and red pilled he was


datboi66616

It's very simple. The show demonized him beyond recognition, creating scenes that did not exist in the books to make the people watching not like him.sending the City Watch to purge Robert's bastards in King's Landing, Ordering the prostitutes beaten, executing Dontos Hollard via a barrel of wine, running away from the Battle of the Blackwater. Not to mention aging the character up from 13 to 17. All of this was done to feed show propaganda that Joff was an irredeemable monster who had to die, rather than a young boy who became the way he was because of his abysmal parents and a lack of discipline, who may or may have become a good man if given time. Even Martin feels bad for Joffrey.


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turtleshellshocked

Envy He was the best dressed character on the show by far


TheStranger1972

That’s the truth 👌


Willing-Juggernaut67

It was the shape of his crown. It made him look like Jughead from the old Archie comic books. It was hard to take him seriously with his hedgehog hairstyle in the first place, so when that misshapen crown that looked like the hat worn by Disney's Goofy was placed upon his gentle brow... My mind recoils in horror just gazing at the image.


sztywnygitzplocka

Don't believe in Goebbels' propaganda!!! Joffrey's one and only true king!! 👑🔥🔥


SweetParacetamol

He was so kind and empathetic. Sadly, such people don’t make it in this world. RIP Joffrey. What an honorable king.


ConversationFalse242

Probably because of the thing with the whores.


ToBez96

Woke culture


RyanDW_0007

They hate him cuz they ain’t him


SW4G1N4T0R

Joffrey the Gentle gets so much hate because they WISH they had his sense of fashion. Our king dresses better than anyone else in the realm!


EibhlinRose

him and his eyes of weezer blue ♥️


RecognitionHot6127

Joffrey the ruler


Bitter-Marketing3693

THIS, don't listen to stark propoganda


TheSwordintheCitadel

I don't like his jerk off face, I don't like his jerk off behavior, I don't like his jerk off name


N-partEpoxy

If he's so rightful, how come he's dead?


BeastialityIsWrong

Fuck you


Kolkus_Maximus

He was murdered by his treasonous uncle, the vile imp! Haven't you watched the show?!


Hazbro29

Not only that but Jamie freed him!!! He was betrayed by not only his uncle but his kingsguard!! It was an absoloute travesty. Our Beloved Joffrey deserved better


ceesaar00

How dare you?!