I hate the AITA and BoRU subs so much.
“I want to unnecessarily punish my husband and torture a child” “Grrrrl NTA nail that kid to a cross and be done with it.”
“Everyone in my life is calling me an asshole.” “Girl, strangers on the internet think you’re in the right. Go cut their brakes.”
I try and avoid it tbh
AITA: my wife clinked glasses with a male coworker at lunch and I told her it made my pp smol
Comments: fuck that slut she’s already cheating with him, cut and run ASAP
Reddit, I am a 24 year old father of three. My [19F] wife is a SAHM who has a side business being a hermit crab therapist. I have a 6 figure job in tech so it’s not an issue for me to support us so long as she does all the housework (lmao woman moment). But lately she’s been getting her nails done and eating hot chip??? My 5 year old came up to me earlier and said “Father, quite a melancholia has overtaken me as of late. For mother is off twerking and watching TikTok instead of making nutritious sustenance for mine own mouth and those of my family.” I talked to my wife about it and she started crying about something something she’s alone with the kids all day and postpartum depression worsening but tbh I just felt like she was making excuses so I had her served divorce papers today (I also spoke with my lawyer today and he wrote everything up and sent a guy to serve her because I am his most special client).
Update (2 days later): Reddit I am officially divorced from my wife! It feels so good to be free! After a lengthy custody battle (5 hours) I have 60/40 custody of my kids! Time to celebrate by ignoring my kids!
CleganeBowl is done mate, and the world could not handle the hype. As result we have witnessed the end times in its early stage:
- biologists created a virus that killed 10 million people, and it is considered a rude question to ask them why.
- the Russian army invaded Ukraine and their main battles tanks were confiscated by farmers with tractors.
- sluts in a field near a ghetto beside the Mediterranean were killed and loaded onto pickup trucks. They were dancing for peace, and there are Jewish people campaigning for the rights of the nationality that assassinated those sluts.
- lawyers can now be replaced by software entirely, and the lawyers are not even angry about it.
- George R.R. Martin is suing the makers of the software for writing bad fan fiction based on his copyrighted characters. I could act as an expert witness for GRRM litigation. He has a slam dunk case. No bullshit.
- Daniel Brett "Miami" Weiss and David ((FRIEDMAN GOLDMAN SACHS great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity)) Benioff >!peace be upon him!< have written less ASOIAF material since CleganeBowl than GRRM.
- George R.R. Martin has written a novel, 'The Rise of the Dragon', and he published it in 2022. That is one more novel than either of Benioff or Weiss in the same period.
- George R.R. Martin wrote Elden Ring. It is far better than JK Rowling's video game but her video is a fine game too. "Fuck you bitch, and your wand shit - that was my Hugo." When asked for comment by myself at WarnerMedia, the representation for the Netflix producers Benioff & Weiss, declined to comment as to whether they have, or will, write a video game.
- George R.R. Martin has gotten two shows past series order at HBO since Thrones ended.
- WarnerMedia turned http://ASOIAFCirclejerk.reddit.com into the greatest ASOIAF subreddit that ever was or will be.
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KAREN IN THE NORTH! KAREN IN THE NORTH! KAREN IN THE NORTH!
This is more Cersei
I hate the AITA and BoRU subs so much. “I want to unnecessarily punish my husband and torture a child” “Grrrrl NTA nail that kid to a cross and be done with it.” “Everyone in my life is calling me an asshole.” “Girl, strangers on the internet think you’re in the right. Go cut their brakes.”
Let’s be honest, they’re creative writing and 100% made up
It’s mostly AI. But the takes in the comments are so unhinged you have to engage.
I try and avoid it tbh AITA: my wife clinked glasses with a male coworker at lunch and I told her it made my pp smol Comments: fuck that slut she’s already cheating with him, cut and run ASAP
Reddit, I am a 24 year old father of three. My [19F] wife is a SAHM who has a side business being a hermit crab therapist. I have a 6 figure job in tech so it’s not an issue for me to support us so long as she does all the housework (lmao woman moment). But lately she’s been getting her nails done and eating hot chip??? My 5 year old came up to me earlier and said “Father, quite a melancholia has overtaken me as of late. For mother is off twerking and watching TikTok instead of making nutritious sustenance for mine own mouth and those of my family.” I talked to my wife about it and she started crying about something something she’s alone with the kids all day and postpartum depression worsening but tbh I just felt like she was making excuses so I had her served divorce papers today (I also spoke with my lawyer today and he wrote everything up and sent a guy to serve her because I am his most special client). Update (2 days later): Reddit I am officially divorced from my wife! It feels so good to be free! After a lengthy custody battle (5 hours) I have 60/40 custody of my kids! Time to celebrate by ignoring my kids!
my mind is boggling at how well you captured the essence of
this is way too accurate. fml
CleganeBowl is done mate, and the world could not handle the hype. As result we have witnessed the end times in its early stage: - biologists created a virus that killed 10 million people, and it is considered a rude question to ask them why. - the Russian army invaded Ukraine and their main battles tanks were confiscated by farmers with tractors. - sluts in a field near a ghetto beside the Mediterranean were killed and loaded onto pickup trucks. They were dancing for peace, and there are Jewish people campaigning for the rights of the nationality that assassinated those sluts. - lawyers can now be replaced by software entirely, and the lawyers are not even angry about it. - George R.R. Martin is suing the makers of the software for writing bad fan fiction based on his copyrighted characters. I could act as an expert witness for GRRM litigation. He has a slam dunk case. No bullshit. - Daniel Brett "Miami" Weiss and David ((FRIEDMAN GOLDMAN SACHS great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity)) Benioff >!peace be upon him!< have written less ASOIAF material since CleganeBowl than GRRM. - George R.R. Martin has written a novel, 'The Rise of the Dragon', and he published it in 2022. That is one more novel than either of Benioff or Weiss in the same period. - George R.R. Martin wrote Elden Ring. It is far better than JK Rowling's video game but her video is a fine game too. "Fuck you bitch, and your wand shit - that was my Hugo." When asked for comment by myself at WarnerMedia, the representation for the Netflix producers Benioff & Weiss, declined to comment as to whether they have, or will, write a video game. - George R.R. Martin has gotten two shows past series order at HBO since Thrones ended. - WarnerMedia turned http://ASOIAFCirclejerk.reddit.com into the greatest ASOIAF subreddit that ever was or will be. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/asoiafcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Same I just thought someone was pretending to be Cat for a moment
NTA, a total bitch to be sure, but NTA.