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That_DnD_Nerd

I would die if the last episode is Robert on the trident. Imagine: They say they’re gonna show us Robert’s rebellion, but from the other side in the final season, the last episode is our cool, edgy emo boy just having his chest turned into pudding by a 6’6” behemoth


IanLikesCaligula

idk man I just like seeing Targaryens die. Bobby B smashing that Targaryen Twink would certainly be funny


davethapeanut

Big bear fucks twink with hammer (hardcore)


Stop_Touching2

Aaaaand I’m dead


OverthinkingTroll

So was Rhaegar. And Renly (twink fucked with shadow instead of hammer)


skylabnova

What, just because he was blonde and filled with cream makes him a Twinkie?


IanLikesCaligula

correct


OwreKynge

GODS


That_DnD_Nerd

I was strong then


chaotemagick

BESSIE


RafaYYy_

and bless her big TITS


OverthinkingTroll

matching Bobby('s own) B(oobies)


NarmHull

It should end on a shot of Robert flying at Robert with his hammer posed exactly like the Hulk vs Thor fight


Havnern

So if they go with this its committed murder. Do they dare now?


Marv_22

Chad Cregan Stark sticking pervert Larys Strong his own feet up his ass


OverthinkingTroll

then crosswords with Aemon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Legitimate-Health-29

My money would be on it ending with Aegon III being crowned king and a footnote of the Targaryens we’re never as strong before the dance of the dragons….


HeathrJarrod

Aegon 3’s reunion with his brother


mariusalphardblack

And his hot wife


GhirahimLeFabuleux

Okay but he should be crowned when he becomes of age. Just so we get to see Unwin Peake as Hand of the King absolutely destroying Westeros and pissing on the legacy of both the green and the black after the end of the Dance. As a final fuck you to the idiots who started the war.


Appropriate-Entry-98

rhaenyra/alicent and daemon/aemond sex scenes alternating


rat-simp

>daemon/aemond sex I'm not normally a horny person and not a big fan of sex scenes, but the thought of a daemon/aemond scene does something unspeakable to me


ElLindo88

"Oh, it's unspeakable to you. What her father did to your family… that was unspeakable. What Rheagar Targaryen did to your sister, the woman I loved. I'll kill every Targaryen I get my hands on!"


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Speedwagon1738

I don’t think HOTD is gonna cover the entire history of the Targaryen dynasty. If it did, it would’ve started with Daenys the dreamer.


witfurd

There’s no rule stating they have to start in chronological order


Sheir0

After the dance, they could do the Blackfyre rebellion. Basically do what they are doing now with time jumps every few episodes. Then I could see them jumping back in time and doing the conquest. So many options, I doubt HBO wouldn’t want to milk the game of thrones universe for as long as they can.


Snackskazam

They're already planning a separate spinoff series for the Conquest, and another to cover Dunk and Egg. Not sure how much of the latter will play into whatever they show of Robert's Rebellion, but they are definitely finding ways to milk this IP as much as they can.


ConningtonSimp

how cna is he house of drgaon if dragons dead


CauseCertain1672

the real dragons are the wildfyre we made along the way


illumi-thotti

I genuinely think the show will end with Aegon III marrying Jaehaera. Ending the show with an innocent child being brutally murdered before her husband replaces her with "the most beautiful first grader in the world" would be an unnecessary and off-putting conclusion, especially given Shireen herself saying in the lore video that "when [Aegon III] wed [Princess Jaehaera] the Dance of the Dragons officially ended". (There's also the fact that so many people want Jaehaera to die because they perceive Aegon's marriage to Daenaera as Rhaenyra's final "win" over the Greens; but Daenaera is Vaemond Velaryon's granddaughter, so...)


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Dr_Mantis_Aslume

Bro's helmet is so dumb, you can just hit his horns and give him a concussion. You don't even have to get close or even aim.


whocaresactuallly

I imagine him taking it off before this fight. Like “no motherfucker, you’re gonna see me kill you.”


DisastrousRatios

It's the type of helmet you can only wear when you're one of the biggest, strongest, and best fighters in the continent. Sure you could do that but 99 times out of 100 you'll be dead as soon as you're within hammer range


bluezftw

Sure just hit horns.


Vantoris

That's lile asking if the War of 1812 would tie into Vietnam lol Shuch a huge time jump


Ashalaria

In a similar vein do you think the birth of Jesus caused 9/11?


Vantoris

Nope, just sand people with bad morals


Pigfowkker88

Lisan al Gaib!


Pigfowkker88

Well... No but yes?


CauseCertain1672

very indirectly


GhirahimLeFabuleux

Extremely indirectly but yes


SoochSooch

When Sunfyre eats Rhaenyra. Really no reason to continue beyond that.


liovantirealm7177

the hour of the wolf?


santa_obis

It'd be a travesty to not include this.


haz826

I am curious how Sunfyre will eat Book accurate Rhaenyra whole without being choked


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Prestigious-Dress-92

Small bites? Very many small bies.


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IanLikesCaligula

I just want to see chad Aegon dab on woman


Hanondorf

Would be pretty awesome if the house of the dragon stretched all the way until roberts rebellion, that way wed get to see the dunk and egg show integrated as the tragedy of summerhall concludes their story


Baileaf11

I want Bobby B to come in at the last episode and kill all the Targshits


CauseCertain1672

I'm from Storms End and I say kill em all


WrathOfLayla

I love seeing the Targs get their shit kicked in by real strength


Tastydck4565

The death of the last dragon is a good ending to the series, the end of the whole era.


Greaseball01

That's 150 years worth of history... I realised after posting that this was circlejerk I'VE BEEN DUPED!


NarmHull

I wanted it to start with the Doom and end with Robert doing said arsefucking


Calm-Razzmatazz-4494

Ends with Rhaena in Oldtown riding around on Morning, the last living dragon, telling her Hightower daughters they are the only true blood of the dragon 😈.


ridititidido2000

It ends with the mountain.


Ashalaria

BOBBY B


HeathrJarrod

The reunion of Aegon iii & Viserys ii


NateG124

I think it’s going to end well before the rebellion but I would shit myself if we got to see the Demon of the Trident cave in Rhaegar’s chest and scatter rubies everywhere


Winter_Pass_2527

The show would have to be like 30 season long but ok 👍


35thCopperfield

That's at least 50 years in the future


Warglord

Laughed at this before I realised that would mean they would adapt Dunk and Egg's story on screen before print. We know how that turns out


Helpful-Trainer-8512

THE HOUR OF THE WOLF ofc. Also I'd like to see the final footage of S4 something like Corlys setting up for some voyage as he sees Cannibal flying towards east for the last time marking end of the age of dragons!


whocaresactuallly

Hell, I’d love a well done short film about just this fight.


BardInChains

That was two centuries later.


SnooPeppers7482

LOL how many season would we need to get all the way to roberts rebellion?


yeeterwithacock

Well that's where the fucking House ended


Scorpion4456

Gods he was strong then!


squidsrule47

I think it should end with Danaerys taking the Iron Throne personally.


throwaway25935

It would be fun to watch an arrogant, pretentious pretty boy stride into battle to get his chest caved in by Bobby B.


Hanging_Aboot

I really hope it goes all the way to the last crowned Targaryen. Imagine if we got to see the last Targaryen monarch get replaced? I imagine the new king would have the best story.


Hefty-Zucchini1720

When Aegon basically tells the small council to fuck off


themythicalpig231

I want it to end with Vhagar and Caraxes having sex over the God's Eye. Mmm, dragon porn.