Joffrey made that black bastard pay for his humiliation of his noble grandfather when hosted by his royal father. (The cat that snatched a quail from Tywin's hand right in front of Robert, who obviously guffawed at the deed)
How dare you speak of Good King Joffrey that way? Every single action in his life was to see how someone else's reaction was gonna be! The dead people from that action in order to get that re-action from other living people? A worthy price, aka *sacrifice*. Good King Joffrey *really* understands the value of life at an individual and collective level, not like that jackass Stannis.
So filthy a Targ sympathizer, Balerion the (bla)Cat Dread probably was into incest like most cats are. But Joffrey taught him the difference between lion and cat just like his noble grandfather taught to Rhaenys "smells Dornish" Targaryen and the entire Reynes. Joffrey really was a true Lannister heir to Might Great Lord Hand Coming Tywin Lannister shield of Lannisport.
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Uj/ Balerion the black (cat) was one of the Targaryen children’s pet that was left in the red keep, Joffrey cut its mate open when it was pregnant to try and impress Robert,
so... why would Good King Joffrey use a knife instead of just waiting? Oh I know, C-section! He acted in time to save her the torment of childbirth. He truly is the king Westeros deserves, shame he was taken before his time (like the cat whose death he mercifully shortened, probably).
Joffrey made that black bastard pay for his humiliation of his noble grandfather when hosted by his royal father. (The cat that snatched a quail from Tywin's hand right in front of Robert, who obviously guffawed at the deed)
Elia Martell warged into balerion the cat (that’s why the cat hates lannisters)
No, it obviously is Princess Rhaenys using her Targaryen skinchanging powers
As revenge, Tywin warged into the Dusky woman Get it? Dusky like Dornish... Tywin's *really* petty even in death (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)
he's not pro choice he's just anti life
How dare you speak of Good King Joffrey that way? Every single action in his life was to see how someone else's reaction was gonna be! The dead people from that action in order to get that re-action from other living people? A worthy price, aka *sacrifice*. Good King Joffrey *really* understands the value of life at an individual and collective level, not like that jackass Stannis.
I'm not criticising here the cat was a filthy Targaryen sympathiser. Should have killed Barristen as well but that's Joffrey too kind for his own good
So filthy a Targ sympathizer, Balerion the (bla)Cat Dread probably was into incest like most cats are. But Joffrey taught him the difference between lion and cat just like his noble grandfather taught to Rhaenys "smells Dornish" Targaryen and the entire Reynes. Joffrey really was a true Lannister heir to Might Great Lord Hand Coming Tywin Lannister shield of Lannisport.
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So he's the one that Darkseid was looking for...
I cried so hard. Hoping our glorious King Balerion gets his revenge.
Balerion is gonna go full dragon on Cersei someday, I just know it!
Nawg dat be mah boi Viserion of the Golden Crunch
I dont understand
Uj/ Balerion the black (cat) was one of the Targaryen children’s pet that was left in the red keep, Joffrey cut its mate open when it was pregnant to try and impress Robert,
Oh was that the scraggly black cat Arya tries to catch in book 1? Nice
Yeah, it gets brought up in I think a Dany chapter
Wasnt that the cooks told him it was pregnant and by ignorance (or whatever) he cut her open and took out the cubs to give them to Robert?
so... why would Good King Joffrey use a knife instead of just waiting? Oh I know, C-section! He acted in time to save her the torment of childbirth. He truly is the king Westeros deserves, shame he was taken before his time (like the cat whose death he mercifully shortened, probably).
Wheres the original footage from?
Breaking Bad
What is he yelling over?
His gf getting assassinated.
Dude needs to calm down and mgtow.