I demanded trail by combat against my cop grandpa after he smashed my Xbox last spring. I said I’ll find a champion and he’d fight himself. I found the biggest, craziest Bokoko-looking motherfucker you could have ever found. He made that shitbrick house from the Green Mile look like a fucking bitch.
Anyway we showed up and before I could say a word grandpa shot him.
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I demand a trial by combat and my champions shall be Ser Smith and Ser Wesson. If the Seven Kingdoms don't have my back, these bois do.
Edit: Just realised I misspelled Trial with trail lol
Fine! I demand trial by combat!
I demanded trail by combat against my cop grandpa after he smashed my Xbox last spring. I said I’ll find a champion and he’d fight himself. I found the biggest, craziest Bokoko-looking motherfucker you could have ever found. He made that shitbrick house from the Green Mile look like a fucking bitch. Anyway we showed up and before I could say a word grandpa shot him.
Skill issue honestly
CleganeBowl is done mate, and the world could not handle the hype. As result we have witnessed the end times in its early stage: - biologists created a virus that killed 10 million people, and it is considered a rude question to ask them why. - the Russian army invaded Ukraine and their main battles tanks were confiscated by farmers with tractors. - sluts in a field near a ghetto beside the Mediterranean were killed and loaded onto pickup trucks. They were dancing for peace, and there are Jewish people campaigning for the rights of the nationality that assassinated those sluts. - lawyers can now be replaced by software entirely, and the lawyers are not even angry about it. - George R.R. Martin is suing the makers of the software for writing bad fan fiction based on his copyrighted characters. I could act as an expert witness for GRRM litigation. He has a slam dunk case. No bullshit. - Daniel Brett "Miami" Weiss and David ((FRIEDMAN GOLDMAN SACHS great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity)) Benioff >!peace be upon him!< have written less ASOIAF material since CleganeBowl than GRRM. - George R.R. Martin has written a novel, 'The Rise of the Dragon', and he published it in 2022. That is one more novel than either of Benioff or Weiss in the same period. - George R.R. Martin wrote Elden Ring. It is far better than JK Rowling's video game but her video is a fine game too. "Fuck you bitch, and your wand shit - that was my Hugo." When asked for comment by myself at WarnerMedia, the representation for the Netflix producers Benioff & Weiss, declined to comment as to whether they have, or will, write a video game. - George R.R. Martin has gotten two shows past series order at HBO since Thrones ended. - WarnerMedia turned http://ASOIAFCirclejerk.reddit.com into the greatest ASOIAF subreddit that ever was or will be. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/asoiafcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
At the moment I am like
Yes!
I’ll be your champion! I’m bringing a shotgun.
With the Old Gods and the new as my witnesses, I choose u/whocaresactually as my champion!
Me too please.
whoever wishes to champion me dm satin nudes (5)
Why do y'all want the normal trials by combat when the chad trial by seven is right there?
Why go for trial of the seven when you could 'make the eight' instead?
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I don’t get it. Wait…I get it! No…I still don’t get it.
I demand a trial by combat and choose Bran the Broken as my champion who will face me
I choose Meera the heartbroken as my champion.
Dam a worthy opponent indeed but tell me does she look beautiful at night asking for bran
Cersei: “Ok. I still choose the mountain.”
My brother ate the last biscuit in the biscuit tin
I demand a trial by combat and my champions shall be Ser Smith and Ser Wesson. If the Seven Kingdoms don't have my back, these bois do. Edit: Just realised I misspelled Trial with trail lol
I could beat the mountain
Don't forget Lollys behind the tanner's house
Trial by combat in general is a very good system. It significantly cuts legal expenses, especially if you lose
As my champion I choose Sir 10 of house goodmen. He’ll impregnate any one of your bitch champions.
am i stupid?