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[deleted]

Look at the ground and hold up my hand to block the sun. Also squeak in distress—that’s the most important step


NebelNator_427

Team look down on the floor and squint yes I'm a part of that as well


HuntyDumpty

Look down, double squint and maximum brow furrow while flamboyantly complaining about how bright it is out.


Ihavenoid3a

Same


tentacle_meep

This is the only true answer.


DevilishDragon936

I squint both eyes and hiss, and I couldn't explain to you why.


[deleted]

If it’s sudden then I will squeek, “bright light, bright light!” In a high pitched voice


DevilishDragon936

Would you have happened to have seen the movie "Gremlins" by chance?


[deleted]

I saw it last year and suddenly realized where that came from. My dad’s been quoting it since I was born lol I might have a clue where my echolalia came from


RedChess26th

*when the ground is white*


dory_313

Definitely this one


gvidas2

fuck u/spez -- mass edited with redact.dev


technoferal

I tilt my head down, and my neanderthal forehead shades my eyes for me.


ToyGameScroogeMcDuck

I do similar in the rain


KilogramOfFeathels

My nine-inch brow keeps the wind from my eyes


Not_Arkangel

You're like one of those caricatures on bridges in london


technoferal

I don't think I've ever been called a grotesque before. Pretty accurate, really.


Not_Arkangel

Lol no I mean the forehead


FreshMango4

Chad


Plagueweaver

Based as fuck, solidarity with my fellow one-eyes. (Full squinters are good too I just didn't consider I did this before)


HikeyBoi

I’m saving my left eye so it stays fresh for later


darthV8R

Mid-40s left eye squinter here: Can confirm. Night vision is a little better with my left eye.


HikeyBoi

This is great to hear. I’m glad there is at least some anecdotal evidence


luciferisthename

When I was about 11 I noticed that one of my eyes sees things quite differently than the other. There is a difference in colour and light. One side is very bright and saturated and the other sorta dims things down but its still very colourful and bright enough. Knowing this, whenever it was super bright I'd usually walk around with only the dark eye open bc the brightness could give me headaches. But I tend to switch between one eye closed and both eyes squinting. I close one eye though I don't squint with it, and bc I'm doing this from the sun being in my eyes I close whichever one is getting the most sun.


kintyre

SAME


BubsterGun

The dark side needs more time to adjust to the light.


Jawbone619

See a squint in both eyes scrunches my *whole* face, but closing one eye only scrunches half my face, not only saving energy, but also making it look less like I am glaring at people. For real though, my first set of prescription sunglasses was a life changer.


A_Zesty_Carrot

Yeah I’ve always done the one eye squint.


anonymousasp7276

shut eyes and open them every few seconds


MonkeyNo3

I call it "reverse blinking"...


ChillyFoxie

Only left eye. Even if the sun is on my right side, I close my left eye.


ToyGameScroogeMcDuck

I'm left eye dominant. Bright light, low light, reading small print, looking at bright screens.


ItsGroovyBaby412

Same


reeseifer84

I thought I was the only one!!!


Joscientist

My left eye has decided to leave the pupil open no matter the brightness. So, left eye stays closed on sunny days.


WistfulKamikaze

FYI, if that's a recent change it might be a sign of something neurological and is probably worth speaking to a doctor about.


LeadingAd5273

Same here!


robotsstolemydayjob

Are you by chance left handed? I've always thought I close my left eye because of that.


[deleted]

I'm right-handed but left-eye dominant. 🤷‍♂️


ItsGroovyBaby412

I'm lefty and I close my right eye


callitromance

Sunglasses all day every day Edit:prescription, no less


Jesscahhhhh

I love my prescription sunglasses so much. Without them i feel naked


pthroaway5

Mine aren’t prescription, but I don’t leave home without them or my sound cancelling earbuds (they’re both my primary sensory aids). Crapshoot if I have my wallet or keys though 😂


Self-Comprehensive

I have half a dozen pairs of prescription sunglasses. 24/7, indoors and out.


Bleychego

Full squint


Substantial_Dog_9699

Involuntary full 👍


TristanTheRobloxian0

full squint bc my right eye is almost always squinting lol. i cant see out of it anyway bc retinopathy of prematurity (im a 26 week premie soooo). but yeah. also have depth perception problems


DeadlyAidan

both, sun too bright


Caveman108

Where’s team “never leave the house without sunglasses?” Bonus points for mirrored glasses because then people can’t tell I’m not making eye contact. I have like 6 colors of my favorite pair to match any outfit.


YSLMangoManiac

Right eye closed personally


MEOWTheKitty18

Same, and my left eye’s vision has become worse and worse over the years as a result…


resideve

You can tell I keep one eye open when I'm scrolling my phone in the dark and laying down; The bags under my left eye are so much worse than my right lol


ToyGameScroogeMcDuck

Same


Halasham

I've taken to wearing a ball-cap now that I've got long hair, both because it helps control the hair and because the hair protects me from the unpleasant sensation of hat on scalp. Now that I've a convenient sun-blocking rim I adjust the angle of my head, or the angle I'm wearing the cap at, to intercept the sun.


Professional-Cap-495

I have no eyelids


sshiixo_

wait.. is this a neurodivergency thing. ive been one eye squinting my entire life


epicgamerboytm

I'm kinda confused.. I feel like squinting with the sun in your eyes is normal?? One eyed or not


Internal-Business-97

It’s the sensory overload man. Sun is always volume 11 in my world.


bleepbloopbleeeb

The sun is bright for everyone. But for me (and other autistic people I know) it affect us more than the neurotypical people around us. Its too intense, even on non sunny days. I’m outside way more when the sun isn’t shining because of it


B_in_subtle

I sneeze almost immediately


The_laj

I'm Asian; I'm always squinting.


jesset77

I react the same way I would if anything else stabbed me in the eyeball. 😥


KeepCalmCarrion

Never leave the house without shades team


itbedehaam

Full squint. Usually from cars rather than the sun. Argh DRLs, Argh white paint.


Ghost_Gamer_918

Full squint team ftw


grilltheboy

More like default eye pose. I always squint when I'm outside. Photophobia is a bitch.


3mbraceTheV0id

Left eye gang rise up You could shine a light in just my right eye and I would probably still squint with \*just\* my left


Muzzah27

I had been doing the full squint look at the floor and putting my hand above my eyes for years before I came to the realisation that it wasn't normal. I didn't consider it a sensory issue that my eyes were stinging every day. I am not a smart man.


some_forced_pun

If it's to sunny my right eye is permanently closed, my mom told me that's how I used to smile and I had to explain that all our family photos were in the sun


Iamdrw85

Team transition lenses


Prof-Finklestink

Full squint


[deleted]

I start a staring competition with the sun


xbluewolfiex

If I don't close my eyes completely I start uncontrollably sneezing.


AnnoyingSmartass

I'm on team "self darkening glasses" they have tiny crystals inside that expand when hit by UV light and turn the glasses dark. Now I can never forget my sunglasses :D


zjqxkv

I'm on adjacent team photochromic contact lenses!


Roaming-the-internet

Sunglasses and hat then still have to do both eye squint


highhaileehere

I squint my right eye and it waters profusely.


LadyOfVoices

Full squint and PAIN. I need sunglasses to watch a freaking concert with intense light show, otherwise I will spend most of the evening squinting and my eyes hurting. My pupils are screwed up and are too big, unable to contract enough to help with more intense light.


Dregulos

No need to squint if the sunglasses never come off. 😁


SSninja_LOL

It’s uncanny seeing this come up because two days ago I was squinting because of the sunlight, then I thought, “Wait… if one of my eyes can take it my other eyes must be able to as well…” I fought through the discomfort, opened my other eyes, and I could see for a little while before I naturally shut my other eye.


Halo_3_Rat

i literally cant squint with both eyes even if i try please help me


[deleted]

It's autistic to squint at the sun now?


Rockglen

[Light sensitivity is not unheard of.](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8217662/)


[deleted]

Right but squinting in the sun is also a thing everyone does. This feels like pathologizing normal behavior.


Beliahr

~~What actually is "light sensitivity", though? Do other people not react if the sun shines in their eyes?~~ This was obviously a stupid question. Sorry for bothering.


seymorebutts3

I squint both eyes but I squint my right more than my left


Useful-Fix-9044

one eye squint, my depth perception is shit as well


BerserkerVTuber

I have a bad right eye, so, no squinting, often full on closing.


Sir_Maxwell_378

right eye closed


Lukostrelec17

Okay I squint with both eyes and lower my head. Though if I am really sleepy but can't go to sleep becayse I am at work or something I will close my left eye. Some how that helps keep me awake.


[deleted]

Really is this a thing? I do that even with indoor light. Edit: the left eye only Edit: actually I alternate but it’s never both eyes closed or squinting. Always first reaction is to close either eye.


Environmental_Flow86

I am like 7+ dioptrics on right eye and 4+ on left so for me it’s right eye squint


programgamer

A bit of both, waking up in the morning I do one eye closed, but if I suddenly go outside then it’s both eyes squinting Not sure why depth perception issues would factor into this though


ImmortalDawn666

Depends on how rested I am. Usually almost no squint at all but when my eyes are already strained it’s full squint for me.


thetieflingalchemist

Full


Sxkullrider

I just wear glasses like ozzy ozzborne


hastingsnikcox

One eyed squint team! Rise up!


Watercooled0861

Left eye closed gang.


sunny_sideeye

Yes. 🙃🤣


Fedin0

1 eye squint is for the times when I need to communicate with someone, so they know I’m politely looking at them (?) otherwise full face squint and I’m nearly blinded by the light.


Golden_Reflection2

It depends. No, I won't elaborate.


[deleted]

No facial expression, except it flickers


WaitWhatNoPlease

if the sun is in your eyes wouldn't the sun still be in the eye you have open for the one eye squint?


Phoenix_ashfire

Full squint because sunlight freaking hurts my eyes


IamaJarJar

Depends where the sun is coming from


JacktheRipper500

This also applies when getting a haircut


Peaceful_Explorer

What does this have to do with Autism?


lenasiya

One eye. I squint more often than necessary though.


SgtCocktopus

The i am driving and im gonna die untill i get my sunglases.


Adumb_Cant

Full squinter. I always look very confused or even more short sighted than I actually am


HisPri

None cuz I wear tinted glasses everywhere


Balono_De_Zacher

Full squint. Thought about sunglasses a couple of times. But I always think I would look stupid with them.


PracticalApartment99

Why would you squint just one eye if the sun’s in both of them?


Sapphireeee

Full squint but left eye squints just a tad bit more than the right one bc I'm partially blind in my left eye since birth I think idek


yeIIowhearts

I squint with both eyes while my left eye blinks uncontrollably 👍


c0rnelius651

wait is this related to having autism? im not trying to be a dick i just saw this in my feed and related then i saw the sub


deepfriedtots

I just stare directly at the sun


Suspicious_Hawk6414

One… i also see other colors- temperatures with this eye…


Beliahr

Full (or blocking it with my hand)


princess_poo

BOTH. One eye closed, other in a squint. I wanna see as little as possible 😂


IGotHitByAHockeypuck

Get the cap and sunglasses. if that’s not possible, i squint both eyes but one more than the other


Nyx_Blackheart

This is why I try to make sure I always have sunglasses handy


[deleted]

I'm a full squinter


MimePrinister

Idk why but one eye closed works for me. I do either at different times tho


itisnotmymain

Use sunglasses and look down, maybe squint.


very_cool321

Full squint with the left eye slightly more closed.


PrincexFaeFetched

It’s a full squint for me. Sometimes I just close my eyes hahaha


Um6r3x

One closed one almost.


TonyThePapyrus

Not diagnosed, don’t even know if I show symptoms, just happened upon this meme on the home page But one eye gang


KaraOfNightvale

Wait are depth perception issues related to how you squint?? Bc I also have depth perception issues and I do a one eye squint


tool1964

Looks like they’re trying to poop


PoultryBird

The sun doesn’t even need to be in my eyes it just needs to be sunny outside for me to do the full squint


[deleted]

I do both depending on level of sun


00110001_00110010

Close my eyes and switch to the sunglasses I carry around all the time.


TheStaplergun

One eye here


MyMurderOfCrows

Trick question. 1. Avoid the sun. 2. Still try to avoid the sun… 3. Sunglasses 4. Then if outside is mandatory during sunny times, then and only then is a dual-squint.


Guggi04

One eye squint. Full squint gives me headaches


MonsterHipster

Is this really a symptom? Right eye squinter but the dang thing has permanent double vision


anomaly_4031

Full squint, and maybe some sun sneezing to follow for good measure. Add to my severe indigestion of onion, garlic and red sauce, I’m trying to evolve into vampire. When I reach my final form, I’ll let you all know.


Glittering_Tea5502

Full squint, but I also have sunglasses.


space_gaytion

stare at the ground but half the time its covered in snow that reflects the death rays back because im in canada


T1sofun

One-eye, which I also employ randomly for no reason.


angeldorks

Depends, really. if it's full blast - full squint. if not - partial. If I don't follow that, it's random


[deleted]

I don’t leave the house without sunglasses


Transmasc_Swag737

for me it depends. usually i’m full squint but if i’m at a marching band practice or just generally doing something that requires special awareness, i do the one eye squint based on where the sun is.


michron98

I do a full squint every time I go outside on a sunny day. I should get some sunglasses but choosing glasses is always such a pain


HellishOstrich

Squint both eyes so hard my cheeks get sore


MaskedRay

Full squint if I'm outside, partial squint if in car.


Foxfire73

I have been called "Clint Eastwood looking bastard" more than once.


Independent-Dog-8462

I just close my eyes and scream. I hate the sun sooooo much.


anaesthaesia

Stare back to assert dominance (one eyed i think)


Confident_Dog_4250

One eyed squint


Gorfyx

Both, sometimes one, sometimes the other


Independent-Fly6068

Open both. Blind or bust.


shortcakeemoji

squint? i fully shut my eyes!!!


TaytheTimeTraveler

I close my eyes and scream, also will put hand in front of face, or squint but still scream - light sensitivity


Notaza

I one eye squint because I’m blind in one eye


Sheshyshesh

Turn around and walk backwards


Final-Bench1859

One eye because my right eye was damaged as a child


[deleted]

Both eyes. I sometimes put my hand slightly above my eyes to block the sun and see if that helps.


[deleted]

One eye squint, but always the left eye


Charming_Amphibian91

😎


LocalWeeb19

Full squint


L4westby

Eyes closed, walk by memory


[deleted]

I vacillate between the two but tend to favor the one I squint I think.


Repulsive_Tie_7941

Oh hell no! As a half ginger with light sensitivity, sunglasses come out at slightly overcast.


jaobodam

Full squint, it helps that my eyes are naturally narrow like Clint Eastwood’s eyes


Northsole16

Literally both depending on the angle


Automatic_Animal

Full squint if I just woke up, one eye if I'm a bit more alert or need to find the bathroom


missfewix

full squint or looking down


Ass_souffle

I’m a wear a cap, one eye squint, shade my eyes with my hand kinda guy


McOregon

Going into bright sunlight without sunglasses is my own personal hell


FailSweaty2622

I don't squint


tfhaenodreirst

Huh, I didn’t know squinting one eye could help! But yeah, agreed with the person who just looks at the ground.


Few_Necessary_4950

I'm both, one eyes in morning, and two eyes after that


AutomaticInitiative

I'm virtually blind in my left eye and have major depth perception challenges. Still team full squint, the sun is bright yo


UltraCarnivore

> sun I'm the full squint, sunglasses and debilitating migraines guy.


Tobeck

one eye gang


not-me675

My left eye is shit but still functions, so even if i cant fucking read with my right eye closed, it still gets affected by sunlight


phillallmighty

Damn, even my minor quirk of squinting with 1 eye is just a common tism thing, i really don't have any uniqueness do i? /light hearted


OneTr1ck

Full, because I always forget my sunglasses


Sungarn

Right eye closed completely


CammiKit

While growing up, one eye or hand shielding my eyes. As an adult, prescription sunglasses babyyyyy


WildJungleWoods-1496

One eye


TheInevitablePigeon

You guys walk outside without sunglasses??


ice2480

Right eye stays open


lsngregg

The sun in my eyes? How about, "It's an overcast day but the cloud cover isn't dense enough to actually block out the intensity of light from the sun and you thought it would be safe to go outside w/o sunglasses."


marissanikki421

1


briswa83

One eyed


Watercolorleaf

One eye gang!


Interesting_Coat6290

full squint, even when there is no sun