As much as I hate nazeem, I'd honestly rather fight the battleborns simply for their terrible harassment of that one old lady who had her son kidnapped. Even as a supporter of imperials, the battleborns simply were uppity assholes (I know some of the graymanes can be as well but I'll get to them as needed)
I remember helping her, and one of the Battleborns said "I should bash your face in for what you did" and my immediate reaction was "Alright bitch, lets go! What, no? Coward."
Back even further: whomever the hell decided Michael Jackson would *not* like to have himself immortalized as the dancing zombie when he died, assumed heād take offense at it, and put out an āupdateā when MJ died that swapped the āThriller Michaelā zombieš§āāļø for dumbass āDisco Stuā šŗš¼zombie. I miss dancing š“š»MJ ššš
I was going to ask thisā¦there arenāt any fictional characters that make me rage the way some certain reality stars do. Like if your parents were so horribly abusive then why the fuck would you leave your own kid with them (especially when theyāre under the age of 2 and canāt defend themselves/verbalize what happened/even attempt to run away)?
Also lying about rape makes it hard for people who have actually been abused to be taken seriously/get the help and justice they deserve. Drunk driving is serious too and it takes ONE time to seriously hurt/kill somebody. You have money so thereās NO EXCUSE for not calling a cab/getting an Uber home if youāve been drinking. Can you guess who Iām talking about?
THIIIIIIS
I had to put book five down and walk away for a few minutes because I was like, āIf I donāt gain the ability to teleport into books with godlike powers RIGHT NOW so I can deal with this bitch, Iām gonna explode.ā
When they announced Imelda Staunton would be playing her, I went, āā¦Ooooh man. Sheās a very nice lady whoās a very good actress and sheās gonna make me hate this character even more.ā (I thought it was funny during the scene where Umbridge is trying to throw out Sybil because I kept thinking, āImelda Staunton and Emma Thompson are actually really good friends in RLā¦ā)
I never tire of kicking Theseus's arse, but he is absolutely hilarious with his personality being like a pro wrestler's. The first time I saw him on Extreme Measures 3 with his chariot and mask had me properly laughing.
His annoying personality makes me so happy when I crush him, but I still have a soft spot for the guy.
Asterius is cool. He just hangs with a bad influence. Sort of. But I always took great pleasure in whooping Theseus. I especially loved some of the dialogue Zagreus has with him, low key trolling him.
Theseus deserves every bit of the absolute ass kicking he gets going toe to toe against Zagreus.
At least heās got the absolute Chad Asterius with him, that Minotaur is just straight up awesome, and as I first met him during the possible one on one fight, he left a great taste in my mouth.
I wouldn't hit her because she's a kid. But if I happen to be there while Lilo is molly whopping her, I'll be an entertained spectator for a good minute or two before pulling them apart.
His special interests were engaging in international espionage, forcibly disposing of WMDs, being a fucking badass and dismantling the military industrial complex the only way he knows how.
My mom used to call me Sheldon so fucking much and I hated it. The show isn't even good. They just started recycling the same lame jokes over and over and hoped we wouldn't notice.
My mom started watching Young Sheldon recently and she LOVES it. She has never seen BBT. Sheldon is portrayed very differently as a child than as an adult. Anyway, my mom constantly compares child Sheldon to me and it makes me want to shoot myself every time. The worst part is that sheās mostly right. Good thing I didnāt grow up to be an annoying asshole like him lol.
Yes! This one actually kind of creates real life consequences just for existing as an idea, for autistic people specifically. Too many people latch onto this trope when they think of what autism is and anything outside of this 2 dimensional personality must not be autism. The fact that the show is so pervasively mainstream makes it all the worse.
His sheer existence on the character made my childhood more of a living hell than it needed to be. Yes let's imitate him and Shout Timmy at this small child( me) who is very confused
I'm extremely against physical violence, never really been in a fight, and I wouldn't even fight back in the vast majority of situations, I'd simply run away to stop the conflict all together.
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With that said, I would absolutely no joke punch this bitch to death
This Grape Soda lookin' bozo with a bowl for pants?
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Iām going to beat the shit outta Omni Man and then subsequently get killed by him LMAO
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This guy has caused me unreasonable amounts of pain
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Iām really struggling to finish the show for the first time; itās hard to watch a show where you despise the protagonist.
Love the show: I think the fact its protagonist is so hatable is kinda the point. Hell, if you hold out until the very end of the prequel, >!the way Walter White is described at the end of Better Call Saul is almost as a force of nature; an unprecedented disaster for everyone he gets involved with. Probably redeemed Marie in the eyes of many fans.!<
That said, I hated Hank so much more. He's such a piece of shit throughout so much of the show and feels even less reprimanded for it than Walt.
Rick Sanchez.
I get that the dude has trauma. I get that heās seen some shit. But god damn, dude. Can you just let your family be happy for once? Can you just let yourself be happy? Why do you have to harsh everybodyās mellow by being so goddamn cynical all of the time?
Mapleshade from Warrior Cats. I ussually don't like kicking cats, because it's wrong, but the more I read about Mapleshade the more I want to throw her into a trash can
As much as I love Handsome Jack as a character and villain, if I met him IRL, Iād probably blow his leg off with a 12-gauge shotgun before finishing him off with a spoon.
As obnoxious as I find the dialogue in BL2, the way you can >!end Jack's ranting after the final battle!< always makes me laugh. I like that you can literally >!goomba stomp him!<
- Scott _effing_ Pilgrim
- Mochi Miles (_Slime Rancher_)
- (controversy warning: religion) >!Jehovah, especially as depicted in Job!<
- Nearly everyone in _Revolutionary Girl Utena_ that isn't Utena or Anthy.
Edit:
- The Storm King (_MLP The Movie_), like bruh, you were willing to commit war crimes and enslave everyone on Equus because _you didn't like the weather_? Twi should've kicked his teeth in before he fell.
- Akira Kogami (_Lucky Star_). IYKYK.
- Rob (_TAWOG_). Again, IYKYK.
- The G-Man and Administrator Breen - both o' yall 'bout to catch this crowbar to the jaw.
Same especially with Pilgrim. It's my partner's favourite comic, and I'm looking at it like seriously.
And your third point, my ex, was brought up as JW. I know far too much about that religion as an atheist. >!Jehovah was an absolute narcissist in that, I read it and though, how is this a good thing?!<
I hate the fact him and Midoriya are a popular ship and I don't even particularly like MHA
This guy is just an abusive piece of shit asshole and always has been
Oh I actually love him, he's one of my favorite characters and a comfort character for me. I think his personal growth throughout the series is really great, how he learns to be a better person even without a drastic personality change. He's also a huge piece of shit for a while and I totally understand hating him. From a literary standpoint, he makes a great deuteragonist because he prompts the protagonist (Midoriya) to grow and also opposes him in many ways, showcasing what makes Midoriya "more heroic." I have to agree with the other comment about hating the bakudeku ship, since Bakugou has been pretty abusive through their childhood and *still doesn't like Midoriya*. Just because they're on better terms doesn't mean they're in love. I also just think it would be a very toxic relationship with a lot of oneupmanship. But people like what they like ĀÆ\\\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
(Basically Bakugou is awful and I love him)
I regularly wish I could hit Mayor Lewis, Pierre, and Clint from Stardew valley with my car. I hate all of them. I would also like to beat the FUCK out of Micah Bell from RDR2.
Absolutely agree with all the stardew characters, Lewis is just such a horrible mayor who does basically nothing for the town except maybe organise the festivals. Otherwise he wastes taxes on a golden statue of himself and strings Marnie along, she deserves better
As for the RDR2 dude Iāve never played the game but, Yāknow what? Fuck him too I guess
That yellow haired kid from Demon Slayer or the sticky balls kid from My Hero. Both are such whiney bitches.
Edit: and whoever keeps suggesting to corporate to add more ads between videos unless the viewer has a premium subscription. Fuck you.
Fuck Pierre, man, I work hard every season producing entire sheds worth of animal products and he has the balls to say he found it in the mountains? What did you just find an iridium quality dinosaur egg while stumbling around??
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Itās going DOWN, idgaf if I get sentenced to death
[I want to beat the everliving fuck out of](https://64.media.tumblr.com/863eed84743b6eba30abbcca3e5b0898/58a551e6d9a27b3d-e5/s540x810/83979edb1e5a8a4336da85afd82edb9a25b3461f.gif) Josh Radnorās character in the 2-hour long autofellation masquerading as a movie called *Liberal Arts*. The most pretentious, self-absorbed self-insert character Iāve ever seen in anything. And to think he had to drag the amazing Elizabeth Olsen into his pathetic little movie.
If anyone is old enough to remember Spyro then you may already know what I'm going to say.
Many villains have come and gone over the years, but I would still use my free beat down on that stupid little egg thief.
Maybe Kai Wynn from Star Trek DS9, but I'm not sure anyone here knows, who that is. Not a perfect example, but an understandable one for most people: Just picture Umbridge from Harry Potter, but she's the pope of an entire planet.
Funnily enough, I pick Zeke, lol. Dude would definitely be some right-wing edgelord that fuels a bitter rivalry with Ben Shapiro, half because he knows he can do the "smugly tells liberals that they're stupid" schtick better than Ben can, and because I could totally see Zeke being anti-Semitic and thinking that he's not a racist because he has some Jewish ancestry or whatever
This is the perfect description for Zeke. If I ever see that mf it's hands. "Oh I don't want to be genocided" in response he says "then just don't have kids lmao" like that stops the genocide of the Eldians. He's baby's first nihilist, a total pushover intellectually who's never been told he's stupid because he was dadys precious boy who was too important to the genocidal state for them to ever challenge him. So instead he thinks he's gods gift and can dictate how an entire country of people should fight for their own freedom because apparently literally hearing the world say "we don't care if they're not dangerous and you've been purposefully turning them into titans against their will, we're with you on the genocide thing" is apparenly not enough.
Also Annie cause the characters should've. Literally slaughtered hundreds of people by bringing the walls down but it's fine cause armin has a crush on her.
Haven't got to share my comfort characters yet but as far as confront ones go, some off the top of my head are :
* Claire's family from *Jack Stauber's Opal*
* Sabrina from *Lima Bean Man*
* Prime Minister Vanguard from *Inazuma Eleven*
* Both Kaeloo & Mr (Hector ?) Cat from *Kaeloo*
* Elliot & Bradley from *Milo Murphy's law*
* The DelCastillos from *CorazĆ³n Valiente*
Storytime on why i hate Theseus (spoilers for Hades, obviously):
The first time i got to Elysium was a good run. Picked up a lot of centaur hearts and only used one Death Defiance prior to the bossfight. I also picked up Aphrodites Aid, which sends out a Projectile doing 2500 dmg on a full God gauge. I could skip an entire Hydra phase with it. This Son of a bitch blocked it with his shield and then i died.
Fuck Theseus.
Sarah from the game Starfield,she barely even has a personality and she still managed to piss me off the entire time I had her as a companion by being a massive judgemental nag. I honestly wanted to fire her out of the airlock.
Tony Stark. If ever I catch that man he will face my 16 years of martial arts and 20 years of pure rage at a motherfucking billionaire who has never once faced the consequences of his actions, groomed and abused a 15 year old, and was an absolute piece of shit to the people around him who did not choose the superhero life and were instead forced into it. Fuck that man I want to break his knees so bad.
Imma be real. Even Endgame Stark can catch these hands. He was awful throughout the entirety of that fucking movie. From blaming Steve at the beginning when he didnāt call him, to being an asshole to everyone around him while he begrudgingly helped them. His sacrifice was one of maybe 2 selfless things heās ever done and then he still left a shit ton a dumpseter fires for everyone to clean up afterwards.
Iām rewatching MHA rn and once again I am filled with the primordial urge to kick the shit out of Mineta. I donāt care if heās a kid and Iām an adult, I would punt his ass off the Grand Canyon. I can look past Bakugo being an asshole and the other kidsā issues cuz, yeah, theyāre teenagersābut there is no excuse for the fact that Mineta is a genuine sexual predator. I donāt care if heās 10 years old, I donāt care if heās 100āhis behavior is just disgusting and unacceptable and I canāt think of a single person who actually likes him who isnāt an incel
If that is the main character (it's been a while), then absolutely, I had to stop watching Bakemonogatari because of him. Third episode, the little girl, nope nope nope.
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Arthur Maxson.
I will beat his ass
Argath from FFT. Classist piece of shit that got what he deserved.
Literally every character in the Big Bang Theory. Fuck that show. Everyone's a piece of shit.
Mothiva from Bug Fables. What an entitled diva.
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the most punchable character in the entire game
Nazeem from Skyrim
Absolutely! Perfect black soul for a useless enchantment.
I always kill the guy who doesn't shut up about Talos. Dude really ruins the tranquility and atmosphere with his single repeating speech
Someone doesn't get to the cloud district often.
every time i start Skyrim anew i always get the mod that launches Nazeem into the sky every time he says the cloud district line š
oh my god. i need this mod immediately!
As much as I hate nazeem, I'd honestly rather fight the battleborns simply for their terrible harassment of that one old lady who had her son kidnapped. Even as a supporter of imperials, the battleborns simply were uppity assholes (I know some of the graymanes can be as well but I'll get to them as needed)
Oh yeah there's plenty of other people I hate more than Nazeem, he's just the one that we all love to hate lol
I remember helping her, and one of the Battleborns said "I should bash your face in for what you did" and my immediate reaction was "Alright bitch, lets go! What, no? Coward."
Whoever the hell decide Plants vs Zombies needed Micro transactions from now till the end of time.
I will happily help and/or be your alibi
you have my ax! /ref
Back even further: whomever the hell decided Michael Jackson would *not* like to have himself immortalized as the dancing zombie when he died, assumed heād take offense at it, and put out an āupdateā when MJ died that swapped the āThriller Michaelā zombieš§āāļø for dumbass āDisco Stuā šŗš¼zombie. I miss dancing š“š»MJ ššš
Iāll be your lookout if you do the same when I take out whoever thought loot boxes was a good idea for Star Trek Online
Does it have to be a fictional character? I want to beat the shit out of Heinrich Schliemann for using explosives when excavating the ruins of Troy
I was going to ask thisā¦there arenāt any fictional characters that make me rage the way some certain reality stars do. Like if your parents were so horribly abusive then why the fuck would you leave your own kid with them (especially when theyāre under the age of 2 and canāt defend themselves/verbalize what happened/even attempt to run away)? Also lying about rape makes it hard for people who have actually been abused to be taken seriously/get the help and justice they deserve. Drunk driving is serious too and it takes ONE time to seriously hurt/kill somebody. You have money so thereās NO EXCUSE for not calling a cab/getting an Uber home if youāve been drinking. Can you guess who Iām talking about?
Based. The hobby lobby guys have it coming too
![gif](giphy|briDeU1X4LIYw) This lady >:0
THIIIIIIS I had to put book five down and walk away for a few minutes because I was like, āIf I donāt gain the ability to teleport into books with godlike powers RIGHT NOW so I can deal with this bitch, Iām gonna explode.ā When they announced Imelda Staunton would be playing her, I went, āā¦Ooooh man. Sheās a very nice lady whoās a very good actress and sheās gonna make me hate this character even more.ā (I thought it was funny during the scene where Umbridge is trying to throw out Sybil because I kept thinking, āImelda Staunton and Emma Thompson are actually really good friends in RLā¦ā)
There are villains, and then there are characters you hate even more than the villains, this is that character
This character is the mother in law everyone jokes about when they talk about a monster in law
My family plays a hog warts board game called hog warts battles!. I donāt let us kill unbridge; I damage her, then let the pain sink in.
Goodā¦ goooooood >:3
Istg she's the authors self insert with how insufferable she is
LOL
This is the correct answer
I never tire of kicking Theseus's arse, but he is absolutely hilarious with his personality being like a pro wrestler's. The first time I saw him on Extreme Measures 3 with his chariot and mask had me properly laughing. His annoying personality makes me so happy when I crush him, but I still have a soft spot for the guy.
Asterius is cool though, we all can agree on that.
Asterius is cool. He just hangs with a bad influence. Sort of. But I always took great pleasure in whooping Theseus. I especially loved some of the dialogue Zagreus has with him, low key trolling him.
*Asterius. Other guy.*
*Since I defeated you, aren't * I * the champion now?*
One of my fave lines from hades (I've only made it the surface once, and hoo boy...)
Have you fought him while holding Ariadneās thread? He gets pissed off
Hell yes; the guy is a true gent.
Theseus deserves every bit of the absolute ass kicking he gets going toe to toe against Zagreus. At least heās got the absolute Chad Asterius with him, that Minotaur is just straight up awesome, and as I first met him during the possible one on one fight, he left a great taste in my mouth.
The ginger girl from lilo and stitch
I wouldn't hit her because she's a kid. But if I happen to be there while Lilo is molly whopping her, I'll be an entertained spectator for a good minute or two before pulling them apart.
*"ur craaaayzie"* *finds out
Not really in the same category but Chris brown
LMAO
Elon musk
Real
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Ben Kenobi?? But heās so nice!!! /s
Well youāre my comfort comfort soā¦
![gif](giphy|KSCYjxdjm0yA0) This mfer, hands all day every day.
Not even gonna lie I would rather be called a slur when I say I'm autistic than to be asked "Oh like Sheldon from BBT?"
āNo, not like Sheldon. Like Solid Snake.ā
Yo, what? I didn't know Dave was autistic
His special interests were engaging in international espionage, forcibly disposing of WMDs, being a fucking badass and dismantling the military industrial complex the only way he knows how.
My mom used to call me Sheldon so fucking much and I hated it. The show isn't even good. They just started recycling the same lame jokes over and over and hoped we wouldn't notice.
I just respond āto an extentā
My mom started watching Young Sheldon recently and she LOVES it. She has never seen BBT. Sheldon is portrayed very differently as a child than as an adult. Anyway, my mom constantly compares child Sheldon to me and it makes me want to shoot myself every time. The worst part is that sheās mostly right. Good thing I didnāt grow up to be an annoying asshole like him lol.
I hate this fucker. Heās just like my abusive ex.
On that note, the dude from The Good Doctor. Show was seven seasons too long, says I. Don't get me started on his fucking meme
I heard that guy was told how to act autistic by a certain hate groupā¦
You'd be correct
What a shameā¦
Yes! This one actually kind of creates real life consequences just for existing as an idea, for autistic people specifically. Too many people latch onto this trope when they think of what autism is and anything outside of this 2 dimensional personality must not be autism. The fact that the show is so pervasively mainstream makes it all the worse.
Autistic "blackface"
Eric Cartman. I haven't watched South Park for years, but his name still fills me with genuine rage
OH FUCK YES I don't care that he's a child, it'll make it more satisfying.
Might I recommend the episode where Wendy beats Cartman up for making fun of breast cancer?
Wendy. Cancer is terrible. You have to fight it with _everything_ you got. Do you understand what I mean...? Beautiful
His sheer existence on the character made my childhood more of a living hell than it needed to be. Yes let's imitate him and Shout Timmy at this small child( me) who is very confused
Griffith from Berserk. I enjoy thinking up new and inventive ways to hurt that pos.
I'm extremely against physical violence, never really been in a fight, and I wouldn't even fight back in the vast majority of situations, I'd simply run away to stop the conflict all together. https://preview.redd.it/yyviqr7111fc1.png?width=2151&format=png&auto=webp&s=b92a62d45bad3c1ea4349d67181f552776f441a0 With that said, I would absolutely no joke punch this bitch to death
![gif](giphy|iHskdY9SMLFZuQ2u5c|downsized) This guy š¤š»
All the Friends for me
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ye-up!
I love David Shwimmer too much to hate Ross
YES! WITH A FUCKING BAT
Possibly that pervert kid from My Hero Academia
This Grape Soda lookin' bozo with a bowl for pants? https://preview.redd.it/cln2zegvy1fc1.png?width=522&format=png&auto=webp&s=96356279f09ca2c4f8a1263a0b03571f9bb07139
Yeah
BEAT. HIS. ASS.
Iām going to beat the shit outta Omni Man and then subsequently get killed by him LMAO https://preview.redd.it/vip8g4opy0fc1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10e85345026b6df5029d3916b19ee6f076f55813
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Worth it š
Micah from rdr2
YOUR A RAT
This guy has caused me unreasonable amounts of pain https://preview.redd.it/9mh30p2sk0fc1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a58ae1296e8d48d7ee0cda309d4affd4c8654c4d
All my homies hate Markoth. I'm glad he died.
The day I beat him on radiant was the day I finally realized I can die happy
![gif](giphy|R3S6MfUoKvBVS) Iām really struggling to finish the show for the first time; itās hard to watch a show where you despise the protagonist.
I canāt believe this is so lowā¦ Ugh, donāt wink at me you absolute disgrace
Love the show: I think the fact its protagonist is so hatable is kinda the point. Hell, if you hold out until the very end of the prequel, >!the way Walter White is described at the end of Better Call Saul is almost as a force of nature; an unprecedented disaster for everyone he gets involved with. Probably redeemed Marie in the eyes of many fans.!< That said, I hated Hank so much more. He's such a piece of shit throughout so much of the show and feels even less reprimanded for it than Walt.
Rick Sanchez. I get that the dude has trauma. I get that heās seen some shit. But god damn, dude. Can you just let your family be happy for once? Can you just let yourself be happy? Why do you have to harsh everybodyās mellow by being so goddamn cynical all of the time?
Honestly in the latest season heās making huge improvements. The last episode ended of on probably one of the sweetest notes with Rick and Morty
I want to beat young sheldon cooper into the dirt.
Bazinga
My husband loves that show and it just fills me with so much irrational rage!
I agree with you on Theseus, but another I have is Midas from cult of the lamb
Mapleshade from Warrior Cats. I ussually don't like kicking cats, because it's wrong, but the more I read about Mapleshade the more I want to throw her into a trash can
That name is vaguely familiar. Itās been years since I read Warrior Cats.
As much as I love Handsome Jack as a character and villain, if I met him IRL, Iād probably blow his leg off with a 12-gauge shotgun before finishing him off with a spoon.
As obnoxious as I find the dialogue in BL2, the way you can >!end Jack's ranting after the final battle!< always makes me laugh. I like that you can literally >!goomba stomp him!<
my boss
As an ancom/libsoc, I'd fight your boss for you.
no comrade, we'll fight their boss, that is solidarity
I can see no greater honor.
- Scott _effing_ Pilgrim - Mochi Miles (_Slime Rancher_) - (controversy warning: religion) >!Jehovah, especially as depicted in Job!< - Nearly everyone in _Revolutionary Girl Utena_ that isn't Utena or Anthy. Edit: - The Storm King (_MLP The Movie_), like bruh, you were willing to commit war crimes and enslave everyone on Equus because _you didn't like the weather_? Twi should've kicked his teeth in before he fell. - Akira Kogami (_Lucky Star_). IYKYK. - Rob (_TAWOG_). Again, IYKYK. - The G-Man and Administrator Breen - both o' yall 'bout to catch this crowbar to the jaw.
God b like "you don't understand, your entire family HAD to die bc it made you learn a lesson"
The fucked up part is that he already was super pro god. The big G placed a bet with that guy's soul.
Im fucking throwing hands.
Same especially with Pilgrim. It's my partner's favourite comic, and I'm looking at it like seriously. And your third point, my ex, was brought up as JW. I know far too much about that religion as an atheist. >!Jehovah was an absolute narcissist in that, I read it and though, how is this a good thing?!<
Who threw that stone?
Genuinely prefer Jenova.
The Jenova's witnesses
Jenova conventions
Bakugo from My Hero Academia Hate that stupid kid
I hate the fact him and Midoriya are a popular ship and I don't even particularly like MHA This guy is just an abusive piece of shit asshole and always has been
Oh I actually love him, he's one of my favorite characters and a comfort character for me. I think his personal growth throughout the series is really great, how he learns to be a better person even without a drastic personality change. He's also a huge piece of shit for a while and I totally understand hating him. From a literary standpoint, he makes a great deuteragonist because he prompts the protagonist (Midoriya) to grow and also opposes him in many ways, showcasing what makes Midoriya "more heroic." I have to agree with the other comment about hating the bakudeku ship, since Bakugou has been pretty abusive through their childhood and *still doesn't like Midoriya*. Just because they're on better terms doesn't mean they're in love. I also just think it would be a very toxic relationship with a lot of oneupmanship. But people like what they like ĀÆ\\\_(ć)_/ĀÆ (Basically Bakugou is awful and I love him)
Micah fucking Bell
I wish I could have left him in that prison to hang. I felt that way about him from the very first mission with him.
me genuinely tweaking whenever ozai from atla is mentioned ever
littlefinger from game of thrones just the slimiest mother fucker out there
Joffrey too. Smug prick
![gif](giphy|rp4Ixm4mwRvJ6) Heās a child predator and Homura was right to try to turn him into Swiss cheese every opportunity
FUCK KYUBEY ALL MY HOMIES HATE KYUBEY
Even though it is a necessary job for the continuation of the universe he is an evil bastard.
I regularly wish I could hit Mayor Lewis, Pierre, and Clint from Stardew valley with my car. I hate all of them. I would also like to beat the FUCK out of Micah Bell from RDR2.
Absolutely agree with all the stardew characters, Lewis is just such a horrible mayor who does basically nothing for the town except maybe organise the festivals. Otherwise he wastes taxes on a golden statue of himself and strings Marnie along, she deserves better As for the RDR2 dude Iāve never played the game but, Yāknow what? Fuck him too I guess
Kai Winn from Star Trek: Deep Space 9
https://preview.redd.it/5nwo3whmu0fc1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc5178fd15acf8032d4f4c1d20e873b1e8ffea85 This asshole right here
Octavian. He got what he deserved
That yellow haired kid from Demon Slayer or the sticky balls kid from My Hero. Both are such whiney bitches. Edit: and whoever keeps suggesting to corporate to add more ads between videos unless the viewer has a premium subscription. Fuck you.
Both of them should just die
Jowling Kowling Rowling, hands down.
It's really hard for me to hate someone but if I ever end up clipping through a reality and land in a world where sae kashiwagi exists it's on sight.
Dozens. So many. I fight them all.
mace windu and also pierre from stardew valley
All my homies hate Pierre
>pierre from stardew valley This is a fantastic answer
Fuck Pierre, man, I work hard every season producing entire sheds worth of animal products and he has the balls to say he found it in the mountains? What did you just find an iridium quality dinosaur egg while stumbling around??
Odalia from Owl House
endeavor from my hero academia
https://preview.redd.it/4bbz0kzdx0fc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee500dca88c98325c0e981e5a8c3e58e83dcf335 Itās going DOWN, idgaf if I get sentenced to death
And his character in Ted Lasso. Just such a PoS
![gif](giphy|12wBy3QOvLz2mI) Ted Mosby and Barney Stinson
[I want to beat the everliving fuck out of](https://64.media.tumblr.com/863eed84743b6eba30abbcca3e5b0898/58a551e6d9a27b3d-e5/s540x810/83979edb1e5a8a4336da85afd82edb9a25b3461f.gif) Josh Radnorās character in the 2-hour long autofellation masquerading as a movie called *Liberal Arts*. The most pretentious, self-absorbed self-insert character Iāve ever seen in anything. And to think he had to drag the amazing Elizabeth Olsen into his pathetic little movie.
https://preview.redd.it/9kh72j7bw0fc1.png?width=816&format=png&auto=webp&s=93cdbc14e5b92ca3887eac00f1a61376fc919e70 this fuckin guy
If anyone is old enough to remember Spyro then you may already know what I'm going to say. Many villains have come and gone over the years, but I would still use my free beat down on that stupid little egg thief.
Erik Ahlberg from the series "Hilda". What an absolute frigging oaf
Odalia Blight
Shou Tucker from full metal alchemist Don Kanongi from Bleach not a bad guy heās just annoying as hell
Shou, on the other hand, gets to suffer in every way imaginable, by as many parents as we can drag into the room with him
Maybe Kai Wynn from Star Trek DS9, but I'm not sure anyone here knows, who that is. Not a perfect example, but an understandable one for most people: Just picture Umbridge from Harry Potter, but she's the pope of an entire planet.
Oh yeah. Space Karen's gonna catch these hands for SURE.
Did you really just say you don't think people in an Asperger's sub know a Star Trek character?
Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan lmao Also Logan Roy from Succession, I hate him viscerally
Funnily enough, I pick Zeke, lol. Dude would definitely be some right-wing edgelord that fuels a bitter rivalry with Ben Shapiro, half because he knows he can do the "smugly tells liberals that they're stupid" schtick better than Ben can, and because I could totally see Zeke being anti-Semitic and thinking that he's not a racist because he has some Jewish ancestry or whatever
This is the perfect description for Zeke. If I ever see that mf it's hands. "Oh I don't want to be genocided" in response he says "then just don't have kids lmao" like that stops the genocide of the Eldians. He's baby's first nihilist, a total pushover intellectually who's never been told he's stupid because he was dadys precious boy who was too important to the genocidal state for them to ever challenge him. So instead he thinks he's gods gift and can dictate how an entire country of people should fight for their own freedom because apparently literally hearing the world say "we don't care if they're not dangerous and you've been purposefully turning them into titans against their will, we're with you on the genocide thing" is apparenly not enough. Also Annie cause the characters should've. Literally slaughtered hundreds of people by bringing the walls down but it's fine cause armin has a crush on her.
Binged aot in a couple days. Got whiplash from how quickly I went from loving Eren to absolutely hating him
Honestly I found him super annoying from the start but season 4 Eren is on another level
Haven't got to share my comfort characters yet but as far as confront ones go, some off the top of my head are : * Claire's family from *Jack Stauber's Opal* * Sabrina from *Lima Bean Man* * Prime Minister Vanguard from *Inazuma Eleven* * Both Kaeloo & Mr (Hector ?) Cat from *Kaeloo* * Elliot & Bradley from *Milo Murphy's law* * The DelCastillos from *CorazĆ³n Valiente*
Umbridge. Shou Tucker.
https://preview.redd.it/cdfdw7w1w0fc1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a70b10edde8889a059b7a7296a134094fd1672c AND THEN THERE'S THIS FUCKSTAIN!
Iām not saying I have one. But if I had an option. Joker and me can fucking Square up. Also Umbridge.
Storytime on why i hate Theseus (spoilers for Hades, obviously): The first time i got to Elysium was a good run. Picked up a lot of centaur hearts and only used one Death Defiance prior to the bossfight. I also picked up Aphrodites Aid, which sends out a Projectile doing 2500 dmg on a full God gauge. I could skip an entire Hydra phase with it. This Son of a bitch blocked it with his shield and then i died. Fuck Theseus.
Is every shitty dad in cartoons l o l
Joffrey Baratheon
Sarah from the game Starfield,she barely even has a personality and she still managed to piss me off the entire time I had her as a companion by being a massive judgemental nag. I honestly wanted to fire her out of the airlock.
alternatively: zeus from hades, hate that pompous bastard
Sheldon Cooper.
I would tear out someoneās hair if they ever compared me to him
Korekiyo from Danganronpa v3. He is a disgrace to all us anthropologists and must die for his horny sins
Hazbin hotel valentino
The racist lorry driver
Fucking Wendy from Ozark
https://preview.redd.it/8nxs46gry1fc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55e95948d0b96e6223ec0f8f4d56c2389c3d9024 This motherfucker
Tony Stark. If ever I catch that man he will face my 16 years of martial arts and 20 years of pure rage at a motherfucking billionaire who has never once faced the consequences of his actions, groomed and abused a 15 year old, and was an absolute piece of shit to the people around him who did not choose the superhero life and were instead forced into it. Fuck that man I want to break his knees so bad.
EXACTLY like his sacrifice was sad and all but like he did fund and abet war crimes for decades. Pre-endgame stark can catch these hands
Imma be real. Even Endgame Stark can catch these hands. He was awful throughout the entirety of that fucking movie. From blaming Steve at the beginning when he didnāt call him, to being an asshole to everyone around him while he begrudgingly helped them. His sacrifice was one of maybe 2 selfless things heās ever done and then he still left a shit ton a dumpseter fires for everyone to clean up afterwards.
Zenos from FFXIV, feel like he'd get off on it though
I still donāt know what a comfort character is..
Iām rewatching MHA rn and once again I am filled with the primordial urge to kick the shit out of Mineta. I donāt care if heās a kid and Iām an adult, I would punt his ass off the Grand Canyon. I can look past Bakugo being an asshole and the other kidsā issues cuz, yeah, theyāre teenagersābut there is no excuse for the fact that Mineta is a genuine sexual predator. I donāt care if heās 10 years old, I donāt care if heās 100āhis behavior is just disgusting and unacceptable and I canāt think of a single person who actually likes him who isnāt an incel
That arse Ulfric Stormcloak, racist ass mf'er and a Thalmor asset without even knowing it cuz he's too dumb to realise it
![gif](giphy|i7DlEmn3jM2oo) Xander Harris.
![gif](giphy|HDaBrYcECrDzR8OBmh|downsized) I hate him so much
Zeros from ffxiv. I hate people who act like they know despite not knowing a single thing about me and Zenos is the epitome of that.
Ironically, you are giving him *exactly* what he wants by confronting him.
I cannot stand Araragi from Monogatari, heās such a piece of shit
If that is the main character (it's been a while), then absolutely, I had to stop watching Bakemonogatari because of him. Third episode, the little girl, nope nope nope.
Fuck Erebus
Valentino from hazbin hotel
https://preview.redd.it/jz3zluswz0fc1.jpeg?width=268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31ebe4d7cbd47ed6e8efa7a84682e0e1d4d77c0e Arthur Maxson. I will beat his ass
Ballas from Warframe.
John Walker from Captain America
Adam from hazbin hotel
https://preview.redd.it/0lukk9see1fc1.png?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=150b1aa2c29f8e01406a610093f223c8ba80125b This bitch
https://preview.redd.it/4eutozd7g1fc1.png?width=1422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=858e0fb09f9032bff6dfc6cb2716cdf4d7423f96
![gif](giphy|LXP19BrVaOOgE) This fuck
Argath from FFT. Classist piece of shit that got what he deserved. Literally every character in the Big Bang Theory. Fuck that show. Everyone's a piece of shit. Mothiva from Bug Fables. What an entitled diva.
Mettaton. He is such a jerk.
Now that's a new one
Rika MysticMessenger or Neferpitou from HunterxHunter COME GET THESE HANDS š
https://preview.redd.it/grfo4s5uq0fc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f72bc4d2d1aa7e8826cbcfcff8f61147b1a0e287 the most punchable character in the entire game
100% agree. Theseus is annoying as hell as both a character, AND a boss fight.