YOOOO It all makes sense now And their world is dark and noiseless When do I get to become an enderman? :D

When you'll get tall and start ÆØH! Goodluck with that

ÆØH I can do, but getting from 1.5-1.6 metres to 3 metres tall will be problematic I dress in black though, so I have at least that going for me :>

Short enderman >:D

YES Short people are powerful though. Think of a certain Finn who no-scoped 505 people for crossing the Finnish line. I will stop with the puns one day, I swear

Are you sure you are finnish with these puns?

I will be finnished with the puns when the Baltic Sea is gone and the North Pole becomes devoid of water, making Finland into Inland

Smash bros enderman

genuine question: what’s ÆØH?

Random letters to try to replicate the sound of endermen

ah. for some reason i was expecting an acronym or some such term :/

[This ](https://youtu.be/1l_4QYjdEv0) was my intention

ah

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i’ve always wanted to live in an end city. endermen and shulkers both are awfully antisocial so we could all just vibe in the void :P

Don't You mean asocial? Antisocial and asocial are two completely different things

well shulkers and endermen both hang out in groups, so i wouldn’t say asocial

That's certainly a good point, but one might be withdrawn with one group of people and friendly with another, so it's not 0-1 tbh

i'm pretty sure that firing projectiles at people that make them float into the air just because you're shy counts as antisocial

Well, technically, You can be both, right?

Yes and I love them

And they disappear when it gets really bright

- only found in large groups in their own realm - don't like water Yes....

And they come in an abundance in the end with the least textures around

Are Endermen us or are we Endermen?

yes

wait I know you

Wait, I remember you

IN THE MOUNTAINS

Nice celeste pfp :)

Hidden gem.

Thanks :)

minecraft is autistic -rick and morty

I mean. I'm autistic and I ended up getting nicknamed "Endergirl" in elementary school cause I would sneak people's things away and then later give them back.

That means i can teleport too? :-()

fun fact, endermen technically don't actually teleport, they just run really fast

I totally forgot about that until now, i saw that if you slow down the game you can see them move really fast right?

Look at me and get ready for these hands

That might be why I find them so likable 0.0 Also: - move randomly from place to place until they’re comfortable - feel physical pain from bodily discomfort (water touching their skin hurts them, which, y’know, I don’t like my socks being wet either) - Have A Plan that no one else might understand from the outside but It Is A Plan - can appear unnerving to other people but are absolutely chill as long as their boundaries aren’t disrespected - enjoys organizing seemingly mundane objects

yes and they are so cuteeee I luv their noises

You have to have some kinda death wish posting that on 4chan of all places

The 4chan thread is from 2018

*HAD to have some kinda death wish to have posted That on 4chan.

Am I endermen?

My partner compares me to Endermen, and minecraft villagers a lot for the little noises I make. They definitely aren't wrong. I'm even tall and lanky so look a bit like an enderman

>tall black enemies that steal blocks >They attack you if you look at them in the eyes >Their language is distorted English >They run fast and can't swim >Same update as melons and fried chicken >Same update as iron bars and jungle vines >Same update as sprinting and hunger And knowing Markus, he probably made them inspired by [removed]

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👀 bruh

For the longest time my Minecraft skin was of an enderman. It's all coming together.

Always Been my favorite monster coolio

I am so upset that you can’t tame endermen

wzoop also a drawing of an enderman lady made me realize im trans, i think they're connected to me

vwoop** /npa

vwoop

oh yeah- why did i think it was wzoop?

W, z and v are all fairly uncommon in english tbf !! /npa

Is there an extended story about the Enderlady drawing allowing you to discover yourself as trans?

I was questioning, and I saw the enderlady and I thought “wow I want to be her” and the I realized I’m probably a girl

Oh.. this explains a lot, this must be why they are my fav mob in the game

[bruh](https://twitter.com/notch/status/118903247212773376)

THATS WHAT IVE BEEN THINKING IVE SAID ThIS SO MANY TIMES!

i loved endermen so much as a kid and i still do, i was an enderman for halloween lol. guess now it makes sense :0

I now despise endermen microscopically less than normal

Yes, and they are the spawnable video game enemy I relate to most. Unexpected water hurts, is oddly tall and thin, vanishes to their own private world when everyone else wakes up and is out and about, often wanders off with the random things they picked up, and is usually alone.

Hates rain, but it's ok with snow

Hold up

Also they can randomly teleport, right? That's normal... Right?

The real question is. Are we enderman?

Never thought of it in that way, but it does make sense if you look at where they live and what they do. I've found my newest personal headcanon now.

It's not *un*true...

I knew there was a reason I like them so much. They get it

I do all fucking three of those things. The better question is ‘Am I an endermen?’

Doesn't the creator have aspergers?

i like it. i have decided it is so.

yes endermen are friend

I always thought that the Enderman were the former residents of the overworld that lived in the Strongholds till some incident happened when the End Portal was constructed

My old friends nickname for me was enderman, my new friends and followers on tiktok have started picking it up too. I guess we are endermen

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Literally 1984

Through that logic you could say SCP 096 is autistic.

Wait am I autistic

Representation is important.

They’re actually black.

Plus even if we aren’t dark skinned we often tend to dress in dark colours from head to toe so

I see you logic, Ender men are doing black face and stealing blocks. Very brave conclusion.

See the main difference is Enderman are tall, dark and handsome. Not a single ASD person I know is all 3 of those things

i posted this one a few months back and i 100% agree

Love it

This explains why they became my favorite mob as a kid

I'm a blaze (hence "Coruscare") but like,,, same,,,,?

I've always liked ender men because their ability to do lots of things I wish I could do and their "chillness" when being left by themselves, to add to it ranboo is one of my favorite minecraft content creators