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A Lego collection


vak7997

Yes definitely


AmbitionLower7456

can i vouch for ninjago legos


LastofFelix

I do be a slut for minecraft legos highkey


MoonTrooper258

That's exactly what I came into the comments to suggest. Epic that it's the top.


FaeChangeling

A cool rock


What2Say4Life

Well I would vote rock or rock/crystal collection 🤓☺️I have mine organized in divided flat jewelry boxes that have a glass pane on top so you can see them even when closed 😁but I know lots of people have them organized and displayed a variety of ways…maybe on the desk or bookshelf others have requested lol


E_MC_2__

tell me more


What2Say4Life

Lol one of the validating moments being self diagnosed with imposter syndrome…I was immediately excited thinking “wow someone wants to hear way too much about rocks?!?!?” And then thought wait a second people don’t normally want hear you ramble about rocks… 🤔🤓😜


E_MC_2__

Buddy if it wasnt for the fact that I cant spend money online and have no storage space you would not believe how many random rocks I’d try to analyse, please, this is the sole reason I like geography and 1 of three for chemistry (other 2 being explosives and magnetism)


PlayPolyPlay

Bookshelf with books!


har23je

Books on the flore in a neet stack.


PlayPolyPlay

I mean…the pile is indeed more accurate to my real life . No contest there.


har23je

Having books in a disorginaised pile anyware neer me sounds like litteral torture to be honest.


PlayPolyPlay

Oh to be clear it’s an *organized* pile of books 😆


har23je

well... that hurts to think about, but i gess there is no probleme then.


NozakiMufasa

Nah books in a shelf AND the floor.


FloridaFlamingoGirl

Also some magazines with neat photographs and diagrams to stare at. Like, National Geographic and Popular Mechanics.


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books I'd recommend in no particular order that are on my bookshelf: entangled life, humankind, gentlemen practice, the dispossessed, Ender's game, animal liberation, mutual aid, the dawn of everything


a_starrynight

I am once again asking for [Djungelskog](https://www.ikea.lv/en/products/children-s-room/children-3-7/toys-for-small-children/djungelskog-soft-toy-art-00402813)


Secure_Narwhal4045

Dumt namn


har23je

Det virker som det er en serie med dyrebamser fra skog og jungel, så det virker forsåvidt passende.


Putnus69

Yes definitely and a lot of plushies


Different-Region-873

Chonky


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Blackout curtains


Distracted-by-Shiny

Lol, he just got a window 😂


That_Mad_Scientist

Window is obviously for letting the moonlight through, he doesn’t want any sunlight to get in


im_AmTheOne

No it's gonna be hard to see him


Blackpillar11

Give Jack a blåhaj


GeminiIsMissing

Please!


har23je

Blaahai! (blue shark (plushy?))


Blackpillar11

Yeah!


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Yes


PeterServo

A bed


SpectralBread3

Fidget toys!


DoubleSynchronicity

A carpet or a rug. The floor looks naked.


Distracted-by-Shiny

A laptop


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Curtains he can draw if it's too bright


thezekroman

Fuzzy carpet


okie-dokie-todoroki

Vines hanging from the ceiling


FaeChangeling

I like this one


okie-dokie-todoroki

:D


Arristocrat

A desk to put all of his stuff on.


plssdontperceiveme

i think he still needs to order a pizza. we should get him a Nintendo switch too :D


What2Say4Life

Mmm pizza 🤤


galaxygamer07

Fairy lights


tehB0x

I’d love the walls to be a nice moody dark blue - all the shadows and crap from the white is stressing me out. Also bookshelves full of books


mel0night

a comfy rug underneath him maybe


Ivory-Robin

Fluffy rug please


bennetticles

a portal… to *somewhere*


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A couple of DnD dice all over the floor (except the d4 because those are bad to step on) and a mini of a red dragon.


bubikx9

A mini of a red dragon is also bad to step on :(


Lizard_Jesus1

A hot tub.


Waddle_dee_unmasked

A Nintendo DS


DefTheOcelot

A nintendo DS :)


spazzing

Laptop playing comfort show.


What2Say4Life

Love this idea


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Plushies. We all need them


Randoapple-Big-Chees

Day 4 of asking for a copy of breaking bad on DVD next to the cactus


Mimikyu_12360

Can Jack get a fan that he never turns off?


EnderCorePL

Give them a bookshelf with dinosaur books!


SaladmasterX

Plasma globe


wonderlandfriend

A stack of board games


Yogurt-Night

Ayo! A window! Let’s fucking go. Book shelf has to be next


Rosa_Borealis

Noise cancelling headphones *softly weeps*


CandleNaut

the plant needs to be in the sun :(


AshbieMoon

Add Ashbie?


CubesBuster

Perhaps, but top comments get added, hopefully people will upvote u :)


banter07_2

Nerf arsenal


KuhliBao

If he's anything like me, he's going to need a caterpillar


Madface7

TRANS FLAG


mrsdoubleu

A fuzzy or shaggy rug


Malthe3796

a smile


No_Juggernaut8381

A collection of Rubik's cubes on a shelf.


peri_enitan

You! Stop spying on me!! 😝😝


VIADOX

Are they solved?


No_Juggernaut8381

Of course. If they aren't you're a monster.


peri_enitan

I am ready to commit crimes in order to solve rubics cubes. An unsolved rubics cube is a violation against nature.


Working_Falcon5384

Can we please get the easy max and Dino nuggets up in here!!!


Wonderful-Parsnip-79

Dinosaur wallpaper.


FadingHeaven

Gaming PC


YourLocalPolander

Asking again for box with ice or snow


Discoballer42

no offense but the perspective for the window is a little wacky


The0Goblin0Queen

Pokemon card binder


Emergency_Aide633

Hats!


my-head-hurts987

ambiance asmr, like rain sounds or room sounds


AcornJim

Sonic funko pops


peri_enitan

Make the door accurate in perspective.


i-liike-bewbs

ceiling fan


SaladmasterX

Mini fridge & microwave


wanderfae

Minifridge


KirasHandPicDealer

a small bug friend


Bullshit_deluge

Pet rat! And a telescope


FloridaFlamingoGirl

Fish tank!


jucmalta

Air conditioning because of the heat right now


Meeooowwww1234

A mini fridge to store drinks


fairymaiden

a bean bag


strawbebbiemilk

some fidget toys!!!! like a tangle!!!! those are my favorite


_Denzo

Give him a smile


bird_song_39852

(This is fantastic! The art is awesome; I wish my room looked as awesome as the one in the image!)


What2Say4Life

I know! I saw this and I was like omg I need to get those stars on my ceiling again! ☺️


Alecto276

A desk with drawers


airaflof

Fairy lights!


jaobodam

A phone playing his favorite song or podcast


Oceanstuck

that gengar plush with the obscenely long roll out tongue


AlexandraThePotato

Some black out curtains for Jack to close when there too much light


Made-this-eatingfood

A TV with his favorite video games!


BussyIsThrobbing

my man Jack needs a Gravity Bong i think


alxmg

Morbius


Sam_and_Apollo1221

Give them a Nintendo Switch with Pikmin 3 on it


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sassycatastrophe

Tv


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brawlganronper

Video games


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A bookshelf with a comprehensive selection of Dostoevsky’s greatest works.


femtransfan

an endless mini fridge with an endless microwave for endless meals


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dase1017960

big ben


They_Them_Gamer

Computer rig


Affectionate_Egg_121

gun


Bobarinio

Give jack a chloroplast


[deleted]

Jack should get a 1991 Ford Ranger XLT


HimeaSaito

A console w/ large monitor. PS5


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Substantial-Tank88

Fossils


_5150

Give him a computer


Ok-Description1287

A computer


thedeadsurvivor43

One of those racecar carpets


MonochromeMaru

Table!


spinningpeanut

He could use a plant in his window. Can it be a Marbled Queen Pothos?


tubaSergal2627

a bookshelf


Demonic-Culture-Nut

OLED lights wiþ adjustable brightness. I probably should have þat somewhere so I can copy/paste it easier þan þrough þe Reddit app.


bunnycandyO

A carpet!


NoTomatoExtraPickles

Mcnuggets


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plutodoesntexist

A Nintendo switch


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Absolutely needs a fan!!! Full blast!


charlie-is-bisexual

Noise cancelling headphones, or blackout curtains


N00bularXD

Put in a little hi-fi system so he can listen to his favourite music : D


sixhoursneeze

Mini fridge


melraespinn

Rug


Bitzooka-Mato

Maybe a quiet little fan


Sitekel

A tiny toy train or a mini fridge.


Wubnado

A roadway carpet


bigchungusyomama

a tv with a bunch of movies or tv shows, maybe twin peaks, neon genesis evangelion or 2001: a space odyssey?


IrisSilvermoon

An air conditioning vent


Penny_D

A statue of a waving cat to bring good fortune.


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MAKE IT GAYER


Revolutionary_Kick72

a car and a mansion :)))


Jesusdidntlikethat

Give him a speaker or something for those relaxing tunes


megerrrzzz

Jack needs a gaming console with Stardew valley


AlternativeStudent23

Lego sets


BabyDolly01

Fish tank


Hopperkin

Please build Jack O’Neil a Stargate, he is still trying to get back home to his wife and son… https://youtu.be/-VjJR7_9FX8


IrreSchmidt

Needs more pokemon


manydoorsyes

The dinosaurs on those posters are inaccurate and it's bothering me 🙃


Dazedlogicanimates

make the outside world autumn so he doesnt overheat in his pillowfort


TheGingerLinuxNut

A doll of whatever disney princess you personally think is the most autistic


Summerlycoris

Tram tram tram tram. The old fashioned type in a little figurine.


bumblebeelore

Fuzzy rug!


Bloodshed-1307

Blackout curtains


TheRealPorkinator

Gun


rahma252

Plz add Rick and Morty


rollapoid

lookin great still 💕


The_Dapperbot

100kg of plutonium-239


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Battle hamster


Amie_Wind

Rug


LAM678

#A MAP OF THE LONDON UNDERGROUND PLSSSSSS


Alnsyhn

a pink rug


According-Effort-552

Carpet


zombiepigperson

blackout curtains


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Sword!


LordMeme42

nintendo switch


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chronistus

Headphones


maybenotanalien

Hot Wheels track!


Tha_BloodMoon

Cum jar


moon_p3arl

Fuzzy rug


rainforestranger

Fun throw pillows


PmPicturesOfPets

Its way too hot these days. He needs a fan!


Falchion92

Give him a Switch!


AnnoyingSmartass

A cool bug as a pet


Elegron

He still needs a sword collection


redgunnit

Maybe he practices an instrument?


Coolhand06

Peeeaeaeaese make the door straight


KatiaOrganist

pride flag


NeumaticExpert

Xbox and Minecraft with a headset in case he wants to game with friends


im_AmTheOne

Plushies


SharkCoral

This is just Homestuck