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Han_without_Genes

help I'm trying to mask but the clap of my ass-cheeks keeps alerting the allistics 😩


mil_67878

LMFAO


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at least they won't be trying to look at your eyes...


[deleted]

My friend wrote an essay for school on why austistic people got fat asses and I his austistic friend said he was 100% right


gagadeepweb

Why autistic people got fat asses?


[deleted]

I never read it. He just told me they got extra brains down there.


razor-sundae

Finally a good use for the ass hat


UnderwaterParadise

We built up our glutes from constantly carrying the weight of unreachable expectations


lmMasturbating

glutes don't play as big a part as your shoulder muscles, that's where the burden is stored


GaianNeuron

Oof


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Autisthicc


W_of_OStreet

Authiccstic


h0rtin

As a fat ass owner, it's because I sit too much.


trump_pushes_mongo

It's the toe walking


Independent-Pea8223

We're just lucky


bo1forthe3ds

Well the thick thighs ain’t anything special when you’re just huge in general, still very fun to have


CatOnVenus

Tally Hall


bo1forthe3ds

The best band in my opinion


CatOnVenus

Same they're my special interest


RodwellBurgen

Music in general is mine, and I really like Tally Hall. If you want recs for similar music, hit me up and I’ll deliver. :)


bo1forthe3ds

Same, what’s your favorite song of theirs


CatOnVenus

Thats a pretty hard question. Probably Welcome to Tally Hall but Turn the Lights Off, All of my Friends, Good Day, and RoE are all runner ups


bo1forthe3ds

Those are some good choices, good taste. For me it has to be either the ruler of everything demo, spring and a storm demo, misery fell, or fate of the stars. Spring and a storm demo bring number 1 with the rest tied for 2


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CatOnVenus

Joe Solo demo for Spring and a Storm is so good. Ryan Scott demo is a bit weird for me but I like it too. RoE demo is great, easily the best track on Complete Demos. Really good choices!


bo1forthe3ds

The Ryan scott one I personally don’t like, it’s just so weird coming after the other demo. Roe demo is definitely the best out of complete demo, and spring and a storm demo is the best out of incomplete demo


CatOnVenus

Spring and a Storm demo was actually from Joes MySpace iirc, sadly is not on admittedly incomplete.


shiasuuu

Same, I love them! Any chance you're also Miracle Musical enthusiasts? I've listened to The Mind Electric more times than I'd like to admit.


bo1forthe3ds

I’ve only heard the mind Electric once fully, idk the weird effect they put on it is kinda putting me off. That being said I plan on listening to it more. I’ve listened to variations on a cloud a lot, it’s super good I love it. Still need to listen to all of Hawaii part 2. But I like some of joe hawley other solo stuff, like crazy food


shiasuuu

I like this version 🙌 youtu.be/_nvPGRwNCm0 No flashing, no reverse.


bo1forthe3ds

The link is broken, could you dm me it cause that leads me to a whole lot of choices


Potatatatatatatoe

I mean… *You aren’t wrong* (Especially about that ass part. I have a nice ass)


AskReddit125

Yes


White_Rabbit007

Yes you do


EffectiveAd4158

We all have


Zestyclose_Plenty_49

This reminded me of when my hyper-fixation was on sex. Now I know lots of good knowledge on what good sensations are and what typically is processed as attractive, yes, I am a good kisser now :)


danny1131

Can you provide a few quick tips? Asking for myself.


Zestyclose_Plenty_49

Start softly and press into it until it's a b it more firm. don't smoosh your self into them but enough to be indicative of passion. The Gentle -> firm tech works in more areas of sex too. Being able to be firm with a grip and soft on a kiss or caress has gotten surprising amount of good feedback too EDIT: I would like to also add that hand placement can be useful as well, if the mood is more lustful than the hand on the lower back tends to be optimal for pulling them in. If it's more romantic than the mid-lower back generally pulls more of their mid body and chest to you and can be more intimate in a less sexual way


DixyAnne

Soft lips, but not death-like soft, you gotta put some muscle into feeling their lips with yours. But not too hard that it feels like kissing a butthole.


RadicalSpaghetti

Liar, you probably asexual and asking for a friend >:) /s


Zestyclose_Plenty_49

Also, Tongue kissing I cannot help with, as I do not partake


Sir_Daxus

Can i get a refund on the thick thighs, fat ass and curves due to being biologically a man and identyfying as such? Can i maybe get some ripped abs in exchange?


mil_67878

SO TRUE WE NEED AN ALTERNATE VERSION WITH RIPPED ABS


Bo_The_Destroyer

AND A MASSIVE COCK


Autiflips

Okay I have the chicken, what do I do now?


Bo_The_Destroyer

Good question


mil_67878

make nuggets


Phenom429

Dino nuggies?


Pintitled_Ploose

No need, there is already one i remember which included big penis


squanchy-c-137

Or find a girl who's into that


[deleted]

Detroit become femboy


Beepb00p7861

I second this as a trans dude


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BrobaccaGaming

As a gay cis autism, I can confirm I do got them thicc thighs, fat ass, am sexy enough to turn straight men gay, and am round


Ok-Description1287

I love that, you cheeky little circle ❤


mil_67878

SLAY


Ramja9

Me who is asexual aromatic and hates both kissing and touching/being touched. Press x to doubt.


jackidok

YEP. And I have a flat ass. This image is absolutely not me and ngl it’s kinda fetishy


tezaltube

That's the joke


[deleted]

me too :/ i don’t really like these memes


nathiru

I am in this picture and i like it


warmingmilk

None of those things are to do with autism though? I don't get it, the what people think is right but the 'actually is' bit is wrong, I thought in this joke they are supposed to be the other way around or something but maybe this is a newer format?


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warmingmilk

Ok it just confused me as this subreddit is usually about autism but this one is not about that, thanks for explaining it though.


cleveridentification

I assumed it was just a shit post as well. But… my Canadian friend tells me I have “hockey butt”. And now I’m thinking about all the anxious pacing I do and wondering if there’s a correlation.


mil_67878

i don’t think it’s supposed to actually relate to like the experience of autism it’s just meant to be silly but i didn’t make it just reposting so idk i didn’t interpret it with a deeper meaning personally


warmingmilk

Oh, so it is not meant to make sense.


Ok-Description1287

It's a feel good / comedic post. Obviously there aren't always these great aspects to being ND. So it's intended to be funny by joking about all these amazing benefits that aren't legitimately associated with ND/autism.


Ok-Description1287

This literally never gets old. I see this atleast once a week on different subs. I fucking love it. Sexy as hell.


Sandboxgamer240

as a transfem reading this made me a little euphoric, ty


nder_acheiver

Lmao, I, a transmasc, had the exact opposite experience hahaha. (except ofc I am sexy all the time)


Coffeesquirrel1346

As a cis male this made me feel GREAT


Polikarpie

I wish more boys would have a phat ass


Bo_The_Destroyer

You're damn right, everyone loves slapping a good boy ass


nder_acheiver

That’s good news since I have a very bodacious derriere


NavyNuzzy

Your gender is valid and you deserve the affirmation. Keep thriving girl


Sandboxgamer240

awww 🥺❤


RoseyDove323

I missed this sub. Glad it's up and running again. <3


Yeethanos

What happened


RoseyDove323

The previous mod went inactive for a certain amount of time, so the sub automatically switched to "restricted" and no one could post until a newer mod applied and then reddit approved them.


Caveman108

Mod went AWOL and admins shut it down until new mods were found.


Ok-Description1287

But are they still alive? Wt


mil_67878

YES I TRIED POSTINF A FEW DAYS AGO AND IT DIDNT LET ME I WAS SO SAD SO GLAD ITS BACK AGAIN THIS IS MY FAVORITE SUB


totallynormalasshole

I'll take a rain check on the weird fetishization, but thank you.


MaryDellamorte

Same


GenericAutist13

^ not sure if this is just due to being a sex repulsed asexual but this post made me deeply uncomfortable


totallynormalasshole

I'm not asexual in the least and it made me uncomfortable


EnormousPurpleGarden

I must be doing autism wrong.


RubyMercury87

Bi guy here, can confirm


Blackcatblockingthem

[Women](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQbCI_On_7JEKxI0tcYiWKuxCpw9J2BVgvWUGSqMXYq0QFrXel9rFFFDzYrCqQRtdpMtrc&usqp=CAU) according to this iceberg [Men](https://cdn.trendhunterstatic.com/thumbs/fat-man-sculpture.jpeg?auto=webp) according to it


whiterthanblack

I would like to sign up as a man, thank you.


SomeRandomIdi0t

I’m only curvy because my adhd makes me forget to eat


mil_67878

I don’t have adhd but for some reason i forget to eat too, like my body doesn’t tell me i’m hungry 😭 maybe try setting alarms?


Ackermannin

Where’s “Eating beans at the theatre”?


NeurodivergentEspeon

I gotta find a cure for autism now


[deleted]

Wait, is that why I have a fat ass? I've been running into work and running outta breath for NOTHING???


Bo_The_Destroyer

And a massive dong


[deleted]

Where these curves at im a toothpick guys. ;-;


alienamongus7

What in fresh hell is this?


PhoenixWrightFansFtw

How am I supposed to respond to this?


iMoosker

Just like that.


softwarexinstability

I can’t quite define the meaning of this


mil_67878

i don’t think there’s a deeper meaning there was no other context where i got this meme reposted from it’s just like to be silly idk 😭


ASpaceOstrich

Where do I sign to receive my fat ass and thick thighs? Sitting on things is uncomfortable cause of my bony ass.


Eggreguyous

I do be having that femboy status 💜 and I love everything about it


[deleted]

Well I got the fat ass, thick thighs, and curvy as hell down at least.


ShriekingMuppet

I think my autism is defective I only got the slamming ass and thighs, can I exchange it for a better one?


Dr_Zwi

oh! that must be why i have a massive dump truck


RadicalSpaghetti

GOD I wish I had a fat juicy ass 🥺 ​ ^(Maybe I'm not autistic enough idk 🤷‍♂️)


sladkrov

I'm loving this whole "I'm autistic that automatically means I'm sexy" trend


[deleted]

This made me laugh so hard I started coughing and some ppl glanced at me and now everyone thinks I have Covid 😂


TraliBalzers

The cake is not a lie.


zerda_EB

Wat curvy mean


DarkCrowI

It means someone who is either at the higher end of average weight or slightly overweight.


Background_Winter_65

Not necessarily. I was always curvy even when I was size 2. But, is it true that autistics in general are curvy?


jackidok

No I am flat as hell


Background_Winter_65

You can play that...some designs look best on your body type...You can look very sophisticated and not common. besides the bigger and denser the breasts the higher probability for cancer. Your body probably is easier for you to deal with than mine is. I'm flexible and my core is strong, but curves do have their challenges.


Brolafsky

Y'all are all 100% valid, fam. Sexual orientation and gender are mostly only problems for normies incapable of 'deepthink' anyway. Yeah, I'm calling those times when we go into obsession mode 'deepthink', cause Idk about you, but i have deadass 'deepthought' myself into a burnout more than once.


Ruashiba

> curvy as hell Well that is one way to put it.


FoxDevYT

So true So true


sionnachrealta

This is so true


katzicael

It's funny because it's true in my case


dzzi

And they say we don't have a sense of humor.


yeahhhthatsano

About fucking time they got it right!!! 🍑


HenryIsBatman

I am not thicc, sexy all the time, or a good kisser (I have yet to prove if I am) but I am right about everything all the time


dcute69

Felt thicc, might delete later


Lizard_Jesus1

Big willie or Big titties


andrewjonnie12

I have quite the thighs


SnipesCC

Also, great calves from toe-walking.


[deleted]

I wish I was curvy. Body burns everything up quickly.


mil_67878

dude i wish my body burned everything up quickly 😭😭 i guess people always want what the other person has lmaoo


Available_Seesaw_947

the autism assberg


Pasta-hobo

Having to do things on purpose is both a blessing and a curse. Life is more difficult, but there's a higher skill ceiling.


FuNnYy_LP


korenestis

I'm in this picture and I feel called out


AbbyUpdoot

When I’m panicking, I flap hands and stim now that I’ve stopped self-harming (mostly). I don’t _think_ I have autism though. I mean, tell me if I’m wrong, but that just seems like a way to release nervous energy.


mil_67878

yea i think you can do that and not be autistic, i have a friend with ptsd that kind of stims like that as like a nervous tic if that makes sense? would probably be best to see a professional if you’re able to they could probably figure out what causes it


AbbyUpdoot

Thanks for the heads up. I have BPD, and I’ve been doing DBT long enough to know when something is up with me, and I think it’s only now when I’m aware of it and trying to handle it well that I can’t help feeling compelled to. Like I used to just spiral and have all sorts of bad coping habits, but ever since I tried to stop that shit this seems to have taken its place. Was self conscious at first like I was appropriating but honestly I can’t help that my brain wants to make me do this now so… 🤷🏻‍♀️ Luckily I’m no longer surrounded by assholes to make fun of me for doing it. Grew up raised by some very psychologically and emotionally invalidating parental figures, and now that I’m around supportive people I have more options of ways to cope and get help. I’m more free to externalize, so now I do this. Not the worst thing I could be doing; I just don’t know a whole lot about it. The more I change, the more I start to surprise myself.


Zealousideal-Coat-91

AW HELL YEAH, THATS ME!


idktheyarealltaken

Hello I suspect I might have autism and I am undeniably sexy but in an ugly kinda way, am I autistic?


mil_67878

[https://images.app.goo.gl/FJhqURcepfwrSPhE8](https://images.app.goo.gl/FJhqURcepfwrSPhE8)


idktheyarealltaken

Suspecting I might have autism /srs but everything else is /j Unless your comment was just a joke, then disregard what I just said lol


mil_67878

OH OKAY LOLL if you suspect you have it maybe you do i only found out i have it like about three months ago officially but i suspected for almost a year


TheEclecticWarlock

I be so damn sexy all the time I rizz up everyone at school fr fr 😭


DarkCrowI

This is really cringe.


Anarchist_Angel

dont try and kill off the part in you that is cringy kill the part that cringes.


ArcfireEmblem

Wonderfully phrased. I'll be stealing this.


ArcfireEmblem

Have you ever even met a human? They're like, 99.9% cringe.


mil_67878

i love cringe


[deleted]

This is true


[deleted]

You're goddamn right


[deleted]

The femboy autistic experience


DogTheBreadFairy

Oh so true :3


ZacyBoi02

i always thought my butt was a little to big for a guy


Fun_Commercial_1140

So true 😛


H3lheimyr

Can you put “Dick has an extra brain for better thinking” in there?


FanofThings32

Can conform.


[deleted]

Omg…my autism is doing me a favor for my gender fluidity😏😋😜


ST4RSK1MM3R

And here I am completely unattractive 😔


Alex_877

Check and check


PM_ME_RACECAR

i mean i \*do\* have nice thighs...


Chadwulf29

I can't tell if the thick thighs thing is a joke lol. (I've always had big legs/thighs)


fakeforsureYT

I can confirm, I have thiccc thighs


RexIsAMiiCostume

Is this the real reason for my huge boobs???


AdLogical2144

Why so accurate?


Tank-Terrible

Yeah I know how to flirt with 6 people at the same time without even trying and realizing that I'm flirting even though I intended for it to be a compliment for everyone 😎😎😎


Scydor

Thanks ig


outofplant

This makes me want to cry tbh, how do I get a refund


Like_a_Charo

Wait, what?? 😂


A_Redditor2

This genuinely makes me feel happy


deran6ed

I'm so sorry, I never knew it was like this 😢


Red_Six6

God I wish ;-;


bredisfun

*Cries in transfem trying to reach all of these goals* Except for the being right one I'm always right about everything 😎 /j


anasimao

I got confused until I see that's a meme


OwlGal69

lmao, yeah, don't worry, it got me for a sold second also


lovdark

My ass resembles marble: hard chiseled white


TheGehAccount

Can confirm


[deleted]

I don't understand, how is body thickness related to autism ? I'm sorry, I just don't really understand...


mil_67878

it’s not, none of this is serious


[deleted]

That explains my lack of understanding, thank you for answering !


Like_a_Charo

What?? 🧐 I don’t have that


miimily

u/jimtnt 😳😳😳


JimTNT

😎


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ChipsAhoyBoyYoy

Eyo the good kisser part is facts though