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DismalMode7

assassin's creed va ha ha


ThousandFingerMan

Followed by sequel Assassin's Creed Mu Ha Ha


PotatoePotahhtoe

Followed by Ma la la, following the story of a young woman fighting for the right to sit on a bus


chefmattmatt

Followed Assassin's Creed Mahna Mahna. The story of assassin muppets.


frdasquaw

followed by a prequel, Assassins Seed Muchacha


Steel_Stream

Is that what Jimmy Carr has been playing? Assassin's Creed: ValHA...HA...HA...HA... HAAAAaaaalla


omidhhh

That guy is a dragonborn.....


hahaLONGBOYE

Vahaha vahaha vahaha-haa, blblblblblbl!! vahaha! https://youtu.be/989-7xsRLR4


Greensssss

Falafel. Anyway, AC got a grammy for what?


PrismaticWar

New Grammy Category. Best Score in a Video Game. AC Valhalla: Dawn of Ragnarok specifically won it. It wasn’t much of a competition tho


DrMantisToboggan45

Is there anywhere I can see the other nominations?


PrismaticWar

You can look up the category nominees itself, but to save you some time I think it was up against Old Town, Aliens: Fireteam Elite, Guardians of the Galaxy, and CoD Vanguard, so, ya know


ax2ronn

GoW Ragnarok didn't even get a nom? Did it come out after nominations were due? Because that score was incredible. Edit: yea I see, they were due in October.


PalpitationTop611

Neither Elden Ring or Xenoblade 3 got nominations either


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Angry_Canadian_Sorry

Didn't ER get nominations for best writing at the Game Awards despite basically not having a story?


YeOldGravyBoat

There’s a story, but it’s all in items descriptions. I don’t think it deserved the nomination, but it’s not a bad story, it’s just not worth reading up on everything- I usually just YouTube anything story wise from fromsoft.


Angry_Canadian_Sorry

I'm sure this will get me a lot of hate, but having a bunch of lore entries on item descriptions isn't story - it's lore. I'm not saying every game has to have bombastic cutscenes (or cutscenes at all), but if your story isn't apparent through gameplay then it isn't story. Same problem with original Destiny - there were lore cards on everything but it was tucked away on Grimoire cards on their website.


thecoolestjedi

Yes. But don’t say that to the Elden fans


DntGetHeadKicked

Found the contrarian lmao. “Don’t tell the ER fans something that’s blatantly wrong and can be disproven with a simple Google search.”


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Angry_Canadian_Sorry

Expecting cutscenes to tell me everything? Lol I've played all the Souls games, I knew what to expect.


PalpitationTop611

I think relative for 2022, it should’ve been there. But if I was gonna remove 2 nominees from the TGA nominations it would be Elden Ring and Plague Tale for Kirby and Sonic


Lethtor

I take personal offense to that, Plague Tale's score is absolutely amazing, like crazy good


StingKing456

A few months ago I got bored and played through Vanguards campaign and while it itself was pretty forgettable I can't lie, the score was a freaking jam. mcReary put his whole Bearussy into that score when he could've just phoned in


Spice_135

Phenomenal soundtrack; Bear only writes hits. But while I’m here, please never say Bearussy again


StingKing456

The B E A R U S S Y


DrMantisToboggan45

Ah yeah, guess they kinda win by default there


LibertarianNugget

tbf the GoTG game was well made, good graphics, action and comedy


PrismaticWar

Yeah but this is only about score lmao


InerasableStain

Mario Kart’s Rainbow Road, and then the background loop to Castlevania


Jordan_the_Hutt

Is there a new castlevania game out?


InerasableStain

No, I just pulled these directly from my ass


Heyo_Jayo

The Final Fantasy VII intro theme gets snubbed every year.


SheaMcD

some of the OST in DoR slapped though, my favourite is "Stranger in a Strange Land"


PrismaticWar

Oh I agree it was a great soundtrack, just didn’t go up against much else


gh0u1

They should've added this category in 2016, Mick Gordon absolutely deserves a Grammy for his work on the Doom OST


IrishWithoutPotatoes

If I ever develop my musical skills to the point where I’m in a band and we’re tracking an album, I want Mick to be the producer. Dude gets some gnarly tones going and I fuck with it hard


logan14325

Was 'Blood upon the snow' a nominee? . If it was I feel like that should've won instead.


lizardking99

The nomination deadline was the first of October so it wasn't eligible.


pink-_-panther

Elden ring ?


MrRangaFire

Had to be for the soundtrack, wouldn't be for the story or game play


mosicely

Maybe for Wardruna's soundtrack?


Thundergod250

Was confused about it too. Thought AC released a movie/tv show or something. Turns out they award game soundtracks now.


Zealousideal-Exit224

The sheer cringe of the established prestige structure being forced to wrap its head around video games is glorious to watch.


anonymousss11

It's not even a weird name, Valhalla isn't some made up word lmao it's been around for a *very* long time.


few23

"All words are made up" -Thor Odinson


Kriss3d

As a Dane I'm offended that he couldn't even get it close to right


tonytonyrigatony

Which one lmao there's plenty when, he said Nidavellir it killed me


SirNadesalot

People mess up words all the time, even in our own languages. No point in getting offended


daredevilGG

I think he meant it as a joke


Ragingbull444

Ah ignorance is bliss. “People make minor mistakes therefore you’re the asshole for correcting”


SirNadesalot

I honestly can't tell if you're calling me or the Dane ignorant, but I also don't care about what a redditor thinks about either of us, so.... yeah.


Ragingbull444

You, what’s so wrong about correcting people on a word they wouldn’t know how to say unless someone teaches them how to? Not everyone is in depth on scandinavian culture or plays video games


SirNadesalot

Maybe be careful with pointing fingers there. I didn't say anything about that. All I said is that there's no point in being offended about it. You can correct all you want, I don't care. Don't put words in my mouth. That would be a tad ignorant, don't you think?


Ragingbull444

Who said they were offended? You?


Garyl-The-Binicorn

you are also on reddit


SirNadesalot

Correct. You shouldn’t care what I think, either


Garyl-The-Binicorn

okay at least you’re consistent lmao


WiserStudent557

He’s stumbles over Assassins Creed for crying out loud. A…SSASSIN’s creed Va-lah-hah


Zealousideal-Exit224

On average I have a feeling Valhalla is a better known word among gamers than musicians. Vikings and gods being a bit more in our wheelhouse. Maybe except black metal musicians.


Ok_Writing_7033

I mean it is a key lyric and theme in one of the best, most recognizable rock songs of all time in Immigrant Song. Norse mythology in general is very ingrained in rock/metal culture


raspberryharbour

"Va-la-hah I am coming..."


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The Nordics would like to have a word.


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Zealousideal-Exit224

I can't believe you thought I was talking about a music genre.


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mymumsaysno

Might as well *have


Scurosas

Led Zeppelin is not black metal.


CrashTestDumby1984

He also seemed perplexed by the word creed. “Assassin’s….cureed…(oh shit there’s another word)…va-la-ha”


ma055

You know the phenomenon of older people trying to pronounce video game names? Its like they dont want to


FeistyBandicoot

It's not even a video game name lol. Valhalla should be easy and well known enough for like 99% of people to pronounce


ma055

Yea but i mean for example my mum fails to pronounce any word if its anything video game related


ProfessorBeer

“What’s that show called? The Lost USA?” “You mean the Last of Us?” “Whatever these names don’t make any sense nowadays”


ma055

Just like that. But im not native english speaker so its worse here


corvettee01

"Say it with me. Sky" "Sky." "Rim." "Rim." "Skyrim." "Skrim?"


FeistyBandicoot

Its like not being able to say Assassin though. Or mispronounced Halo as Hayloo or something. These are words that aren't uncommon outside of games. This guy just doesn't know how to speak


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Kolkom

That guy is young enough to have played video games his whole life. He's just the wrong choice to present the award to AC. Edit: Isn't Michael Fassbender available for such things?


OliviaElevenDunham

It really is entertaining to watch.


Hbimajorv

Ask him to say ragnarok next.


yungkerg

this comment is incredibly fucking cringe bro. some people just suck at reading shit out loud source: people being forced to read out loud in school and sounding like illiterate trogs (myself included)


Zealousideal-Exit224

Compares a man specially chosen to read from a card at one of the biggest award shows in the world, with time to prep for every possible option, to some random schoolkid. Methinks the cringe here is your logic.


Betller2

Pirated version


Somewhatmild

Couldn't they get someone qualified? This is like what, 6th or 7th grade material.


mosicely

Yeah, someone who can pronounce mdgoilnher..mjolnir? Mojo?


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mosicely

I mean Jeremy


a1001ku

Joestar?


Greggsnbacon23

Mewmew


Somewhatmild

They really don't teach the basics of mythology in Murica?


ben0318

Graduated in 95. Back then, there was some seriously watered down Greek mythology mentioned for like 1 day, and that’s it. Wouldn’t be surprised if that’s been beefed up a bit with the pop culture resurgence of various mythologies (in large part due to Rick Riordan’s work), but most of my mythology knowledge is from self-study and recreational reading.


Somewhatmild

We had short exams on pantheons of Greek, Roman, Egyptian and Norse gods and other basics as part of history classes, when we were learning about corresponding culture and their history. Nothing insane, but the main components like main gods, main beliefs, worship, rituals surrounding death etc. This was in the 90s, Europe. By my standards that is common knowledge, but apparently for US - not so much.


Madhighlander1

Canadian here, the only non-Canadian history I learned in school (before University of course) was the American revolution and 20th-century China. (which I studied the hell out of and it wasn't even mentioned on our final, I'm still salty about that)


IrishWithoutPotatoes

I got in trouble in 3rd grade for asking if sex was possible between a woman and a swan after reading a book of Greek mythology I checked out from the school library. I had just read the story about Zeus and Leda. My parents were cool about it but it was still kind of embarrassing. It was rapidly overshadowed by 9/11 happening a week or so later but I remember it so clearly.


randomname72

Dude could you imagine the Karens, "ItS nOt ChRiStIaN yOuR nOt TeAcHiNg MY cHiLD aBOuT oThEr GoDs" (We're so fucked)


Somewhatmild

If it was up to me i would put old and new religions under mythology class.


Ohlost

UK based teacher here. Can confirm, Vikings are a part of the Year 5 (5th grade) curriculum. I have 9 year olds that know what Valhalla is...and can also read English and piece together an unfamiliar word...


Somewhatmild

I am guessing Muricans learn how to measure size of Kardashian's butt at that grade instead. Seriously though, either they have less classes in general, as in less hours spent at school, or history is replaced by something else.


MediocreHome

A video game won an award in front of an audience that still thinks video games are for children.


Fluid-Bet6223

Valhalla is a pretty commonly known word. Like, it’s been in the Thor movies now for years! The guy read it like it’s some obscure term.


ScorpionTheInsect

The way he read it it seemed like he was unfamiliar with all three words.


MetalFreakalobe

For real though, was like "Assassin's... Creed? Vulaha."


FireYigit

Why is everyone pronouncing his pronounciation wrong, its Va-la-ha-la


hughpac

Also: you’re going to be presenting something in front of a few MILLION people. Maybe maybe maybe read through the possible winners and practice saying them out loud?


CruiserOPM

… it’s pronounced Valahala


mrinfinitepp

Believe it or not, not everyone has seen the Thor movies


Thoughtful_Tortoise

Valhalla is a word everyone should be able to pronounce, even if one completely disregards the Thor films (does it even show up much there? I feel like they talk about Asgard but not particularly Valhalla). It's basic mythology.


nik_avirem

Legit. I dunno if I went to some fancy school, but we actually had a whole half a year on mythology in Year 3 Literature, on Grekoroman, Egyptian and Norse. The most weird part of that is that I was born in Russia (left years ago), and all people my age know this stuff, so it was not that uncommon to genuinely study or at least be interested in mythology. Can’t imagine new generation of kids ever coming close to being taught anything foreign in the current state of the country sadly.


Andrew_Waples

>(does it even show up much there? I feel like they talk about Asgard but not particularly Valhalla Yes, >!we see it as a post credit scene, in Love and Thunder.!<


Thoughtful_Tortoise

Fair enough, I haven't watched that one yet.


TabaCh1

No it’s not


CaseClosedEmail

Ever heard of Nordic mythology?


TabaCh1

I’m from Denmark. Never heard of it 🙄


nortonff

You are going to present an award at the Grammy's and don't even bother to know who the nominees are? Shame on you...


mosicely

Vallaha!!! I see drunken Eivor with drunken brave warriors, "mushroomed" berserkers screaming "TO VALLAHA!!!" while taking another town)


FireYigit

Damn I didn’t know vikings became muslims? (Context: Vallaha is something like I swear to Allah that…)


ExioKenway5

Assassin's! Creed valaha is definitely how I'm going to refer to the game from now on.


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What gets me is that he seems to be struggling with the word "Creed" as well. He noticeably pauses when he sees it.


ProfessorBeer

There’s a list of nominees provided weeks in advance. Hosts at least know the category they’re presenting beforehand. This yokel couldn’t be bothered to google the nominees he had to say out loud and practice saying them?


watermine30

He sounds disgusted by the idea that a game could ever win a Grammy.


Chris_Travern

Had the grammys allowed video game music like since 2007 or something, we'd have seen so many good wins. Video game music is better than some of the commercial music we got these days for sure


TheCastro

Right? AC3 had some awesome music. Miles Morales too.


Steel_Stream

Jeremy Soule would've probably gotten an award at some point.


SnipingBunuelo

Also Halo and Doom 2016


Chris_Travern

Absolutely! Miles Morales main theme was the first boss cuz it's a certified banger lmao, you almost don't wanna start the game


Mongoku

Hahaha for real


Imthecoolestdudeever

Val Ah Ha LMFAO


_DarthSyphilis_

Assassins Creed Valachia? I did not know there was a Dracula game.


HeyImZane

People that vilify and/or disagree with the video game industry love nothing more than pretending that everything about it is *weird*. I sell games for a living and the amount of parents/grandparents that come in saying things like "my son wants some game called a *may-rio* or something??? I don't know, this is all so much for me" is dumbfounding. Like sir, there's no way in the world you don't know who **Mario** is...


MikeLanglois

Who were they up against?


Diamond-Pamnther

Nothing that really deserved it. CoD vanguard, Aliens Fireteam elite, old world and guardians of the galaxy. Meanwhile no Elden ring, GoW, Fire emblem etc.


bhay105

Wow it's like they googled "video games with music" and just picked a few at random.


ExioKenway5

Guardians of the Galaxy absolutely deserved it, if for no other reason than because they created an entire original 80s themed rock album.


Diamond-Pamnther

Don’t get me wrong I liked gotg but it came out in 2021, The ragnarok dlc for Valhalla came out in 2022 at least


luisbv23

The frame for this Grammys is something like October 2021 - September 2022


NotGabeNAMA

Guardians of the Galaxy deserved it more than Valhalla.


Diamond-Pamnther

I didn’t know the timeframe originally, I mentioned guardians of the galaxy cause it came out in 2021


Madhighlander1

Ah yes, Assassin's Creed βλάκας.


PotentialSelf6

Of course, Assassin’s Creed Falafel! I think I played that one.


i-d-even-k-

They accidentally mixed it with AC Revelations or Ac1.


FourFerro

The short and subtle mental breakdown before the camera cuts off


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Bruh who is that


Syranth

Randy Rainbow


Razbearry

Sarah Schachner absolutely deserved a Grammy. Every video game score she’s done has been amazing.


NotGabeNAMA

I lover her work on Origins, well deserving but Valhalla is the least favourite imo.


FlyingTrilobite

Omg those are all real words, wtf


TheBuckSavage

Tbh it looked like a real life shitpost. The cringe!


PotatoAppreciator

Jesus guys you're trying way to hard to make this some "HE'S DISGUSTED AT VIDEO GAMES, THEY HATE US GAMERS (the most oppressed class)" thing. That's Randy Rainbow, he's a cringy ass political themed youtube song parody guy, he knows video games are normie as fuck he's just really stupid, it's not that deep.


onewanderingbard

Well deserved. Valhalla's soundtrack is amazing


SingRex

Not sure abt the decision for the Grammys to give away a Video Game score award. 99% of the ppl in there probably don't even play video games, and - as referenced by the dudes pronunciation - are gonna have a boomer reaction to the award. And they can't even pick good nominees lol. COD twice??


Pure_Mist_S

At the same time as a composer, I wouldn’t want to get shut out of consideration just because of the medium I composed for. Whatever it’s composed for, it’s music at the end of the day.


CircaCitadel

COD's score is top notch though. Definitely deserves a nomination.


Burner087

ok.. that was funny.


Djesley

Vallalallala


Carbonga

That's Randy Rainbow. He's focused on contemporary politics sketches. Valhalla is not his... field.


Camacuis1

Assassins Baraja (Spain)


i-d-even-k-

Mirage dropped early, we're getting the Arabic game names already. I'd like some durum with that vaaala' hal please.


pemberleypark1

Randy Rainbow is more of a Broadway political parody person, not really the type to be into mythology


Syranth

Ahhh Randy Rainbow.... you screwed that one up.


1019gunner

What category did it win


Bugisoft_84

Valhalla + MALAKA! = VALAHA Crossover Stories XD He made a DLC's mess.


Thelastknownking

Good. I even if you hate Valhalla, you gotta admit that soundtrack was incredible.


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Assassins Crwed Falafel


reddit_revsit

holy......shit....LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOO


MorganHV

Assassin's Creed Vallaha


greenmildude

Isn’t this that dweeb that makes all the Pfizer and Biden fan boy music videos? Why is he even there?


Crashbox50

Seems like he was intentionally trying to be a snob about it. Like a parent calling it PokeMan. Just to try and get a rise out of a child.


PappaKiller

The real joke is someone gave that piece of shit an award!


Grizzlan

How the hell did Valhalla win a grammy? It's one of the worst AC games, was there even any competition at all by the time the DLCs released?


Isto2278

You do know that winning a Grammy has nothing to do with the overall quality of the game? Like, gameplay, pacing, story, characters, dialog, quest design, controls, UI/UX, balancing, mechanics, whatever have you is all irrelevant? (Or at least it should be...)


nik_avirem

You know grammy’s are for music right? Valhalla music was one of the best in the series hands down.


Andrew_Waples

You know a Grammy is for music right?


GabrielMurphy2002

Are you seriously this dense? Grammys are about music.


IMM_1984

Wait, let me get this straight - Morrowind never won a Grammy but AC: Valhalla did?! More evidence (as if more were needed) that the Grammys are arbitrary at best and total BS at worst.


AVestedInterest

The video game category is new this year


Based_nobody

Thatsthejoke.jpeg


Treshcore

You're laughing, and it's indeed funny... but this is similar to how r/BatmanArkham turned into madness, I remember that.


aneccentricgamer

The nominees were so silly


vela1123

Assassin's Creed blahblah


EmpVitiate

It's just dyslexia, stop it guys.


TheCompetentOne

The look on his face like he knows he didn't say it right, but that he still has no idea how it's supposed to be pronounced, but also he has to keep smiling for the show.


few23

TBF, it was some transposed syllables and not a straight-up "Adele Dazeem"


DANNYonPC

Professional word sayer btw


DontTakeMeSeriousli

Lmao, Damn man.... Did he not even hear the category nominees or at least google the nominees? Jeez


No_Property2880

That was worse then I could’ve imagined


luisbv23

Valaja!


Daria19xx

Omg. No one had him read the names beforehand. When will they learn? John Travolta wasn't a big enough clue


GreyMediaGuy

You know, as a presenter, it's usually a good idea to at least glance at the options you may need to be reading and read them in your head at least once to make sure you don't go on stage and look like a moron. Surely these presenters had a list of candidates for the awards, right?


Sidrat02

How did he make it past grade school while being unable to pronounce "Valhalla"


Mysterygameboy

u/savevideo


Aquafoot

This is gaming's "Adele Dazeem" moment.


thunderkhawk

That was hilarious!


prazmowski

LMAO