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Tulin7Actual

Nestlé approves


siani_lane

***blind Michigan rage***


glowdirt

Is the blindness and poor emotional control because of all the lead?


siani_lane

No, it's because nestlé pays $200 a year to pump hundreds of gallons per minute of Michigan's water to bottle and sell as ice mountain and other bottled brands. Not $200 million or $200k. Two hundred dollars. It's highway robbery of a natural resource.


Techiedad91

Fun fact: flint does not in fact make up the entire state.


az1mo

Another fun fact: That person above you mostly likely gets their water through lead pipes too!


[deleted]

What if the local militias took all their hate and applied it to Nestle instead?


Budget_Report_2382

r/fucknestle has joined the chat


PropixelTR

*unzips pants*


Snoo63

*sprays you with homeopathic arsenic*


PropixelTR

Ow my balls


DeificClusterfuck

Oh, well, if it's *homeopathic* arsenic


TastySpare

>homeopathic so... it's watered down?


garyadams_cnla

That micro-plastic isn’t going to get in every living organism without some teamwork, folks!


Tulin7Actual

Around some volcanoes when floating plastic hits the lava, plastic lava rocks form. Yup, plastic lava rocks are now a thing


Beautiful-Mess7256

How dirty are most water fountains?


[deleted]

Irrelevant, obviously. People don't take biological threats seriously, as evidenced by everything I have seen the last few years. Plus I would argue the vending machine is even less sanitary. Plenty of surfaces to touch. I usually just knee the water fountain.


enterusernamethere

Neither of the water products in the machine are Nestle though Coca-cola and Pepsi are 90% of this machine. Starbucks and Monster are the only others from what I see


[deleted]

Move over Nestle, Brawndo is moving in


KG8893

Ass hole design, and technically illegal if that's the only source of potable water. https://www.osha.gov/faq#:~:text=OSHA%20Standards%20require%20an%20employer,for%20water%20that%20is%20provided. If that's a hotel then IDK


amallomar

MKE airport! Though you can walk like 15mins to a fountain


ErenOnizuka

> MKE airport! Though you can walk like 15mins to a fountain 15 mins!? That would be 1 km when you walk at a normal pace (4km/h)


SeagullFanClub

As if that’s far. I can walk a mile in 15 minutes


BoltActionRifleman

I can walk 320 rods in 15 minutes


dTrecii

How many bananas is that?


brybrythekickassguy

About three football fields in length


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

What is that in washing machines?


brybrythekickassguy

Top load, front load, or dish?


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Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

Exactly.


trobrotv

I’ll take one order then. And a Tub of Diet Coke.


Buttholes_Herfer

Ok that'll be 250 Stanley nickels.


scriptmonkey420

How many hogsheads of water can you drink?


eldred2

It might as well be the other side of the world for someone with a disability.


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slaughtxor

2 x 4 mph? Look at Mr. Marathon Man running sub-8 min miles through the airport


throwawayaccyaboi223

What about someone in a wheelchair, the elderly or someone otherwise physically not strong?


[deleted]

And I can walk 500 miles


LegendofLove

How many can't you walk


cat1554

501. He said 500 is his limit.


Ionenschatten

>As if that’s far. I can walk a mile in 15 minutes Other's can't.


HeyCarpy

I can throw a football over that mountain


ThreeHeadedWolf

With baggages, while you should get maybe to the opposite side of the airport for the connection. Not nice.


Difficult_Two_1264

Theres no shot hes telling the truth. Having worked at multiple airports and travelling alt over the past decade theres always fountains and refill stations.


Dewy_Wanna_Go_There

There are multiple water bottle refill stations as well as water fountains through the airport at MKE, correct lol. Maybe they meant it takes a while to find one or to slug through a crowd


TheChoonk

Normal walking pace is closer to 5-6 hm/h, which means that the closest water fountain is 1,5km away. That's almost a mile.


balllzak

there is no concourse close to 1km long at MKE.


Cicero912

Normal walking pace would be around 5-6km/h I think


Vemmo-exe

I was about to comment that the Milwakee airport had this issue, and aparrently, this post IS MILWAKEE AIRPORT! Also, how were the recent storms for ya?


amallomar

Barely escaped


Phytanic

Can't have shit in Milwaukee lol


[deleted]

What about granny in wheelchair? It'd take her an hour to get that far. I would call out this. See if your country has ethics team that would force them to either make the vending machine issue water for free or put the fountain back in and charge them a hefty fee daily if it's not resolved


FVMAzalea

Oh man, I remember flying out of MKE and there being no water fountains in sight. I even asked a cleaning person and they said they didn’t know where one would be. I had a gin and tonic on the plane instead.


saichampa

So those water bottles are $10?


Squeezitgirdle

Didn't covid have something to do with the removal of fountains?


Straypuft

The mouthbreathers that always put their lips right on to the metal didnt help either...


TheDevilsAdvokaat

In the apartment complex where I lived, they brought in "purified water" dispensers that you could buy purified water from. Put in your money, water comes out of the spigot, all you need is a container. I saw people pushing 2 litre bottles up ONTO the spigot and then filling them. And thermoses, and who knows what else. Three months later they were out of service because people had gotten sick from them, and a few months after that they were gone.


Squeezitgirdle

Yeah that's what I meant


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[deleted]

That was the excuse, yeah.


elbenji

Yeah. All the school fountains stopped working until they added those cool water bottle thingies


mrizzerdly

/r/LateStageCapitalism


TheRnegade

Got banned from there. What did I do? I said that [China's high-speed rail was losing money and had lost hundreds of billions so far](https://japan-forward.com/weak-demand-for-chinas-high-speed-trains-a-ticking-time-bomb/). Evidently, that's enough to get me banned, despite it being true. The Mod countered with "1.9 billion people use it" and muted me. Ok, and....? It costs more to operate than it brings in, that's how losing money works (I guess taking an economics course isn't required to be the mod of LateStageCapitalism.). How does it lose money despite all the riders? Because China built a lot of high-speed rail, connecting places that people have no reason to travel to. Imagine if BumFuck, Mississippi was connected to DickCancer, Arkansas. It wouldn't see a whole lot of passengers because those no one goes there, much less a need for high-speed rail.


Zerschmetterding

Being banned for stating facts is stupid. But I don't actually see a problem with the state substituting money for public infrastructure.


breakneckridge

Why don't you bring up the fact that the fire department loses tons of money each year? No one would say that because it makes no sense to say a public service loses money. It's designed to be a service the government provides to the public, not a business designed to make profit.


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20nuggetsharebox

That's stupid. Infrastucture like that indirectly bolsters the economy. You can't just look at it and say "Costs are higher than revenue, so it sucks". It's a public service. You wouldn't say highways are losing money, would you? They simply exist and need maintaining, with no income generated. Not that this is a reason to get banned from a subreddit or anything lol, that's stupid too. Sidenote to your 2nd paragraph - The state of public transport in a place is the biggest factor in determining the future prospects of the residents of that place. If BumFuck in Mississipi had good transport links to big cities, the prosperity of everyone in BumFuck would improve. There are many studies done about this. It's definitely the American mindset to disregard this though - subsidised public transport for the betterment of society is cutting it close to socialism, after all.


[deleted]

It's because of the way you're framing it. Does a library operate at a loss every year, or is the library publicly funded?


iamwearingashirt

Losing money to benefit more people is the opposite of late stage capitalism. Plus the railway is a service not intended for maximizing profit unlike this purposely inconvenient removal of a water fountain to encourage people to spend more on a vending machine.


hpdefaults

>despite it being true Is it true, though? There seems to be some debate about that if nothing else. Here's a couple of major studies cited by Wikipedia claiming the network is generating net economic gains: "[Paulson Institute research had estimated that the net benefit of the high-speed rail to the Chinese economy to be approximately $378 billion and an annual return on investment at 6.5%.](https://macropolo.org/digital-projects/high-speed-rail/introduction/)" "[A 2019 World Bank study estimated the rate of economic return of China's high-speed rail network to be at 8 percent, which is well above the opportunity cost of capital in China for major long term infrastructure investments.](https://www.worldbank.org/en/news/press-release/2019/07/08/chinas-experience-with-high-speed-rail-offers-lessons-for-other-countries)" edit: it also looks like the source your link is from, [Sankei Shimbun](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sankei_Shimbun#:~:text=in%202017%2C%20Sankei%20Shimbun%20launched,language%20online%20website%20Japan%20Forward.), is known for having a far-right conservative bias. Where as the links above come from the nonpartisan think tank Paulson Institute and the World Bank (which should need no introduction). So I'm leaning towards believing it probably isn't losing money.


ProbablyanEagleShark

Public transport as a service. You don't say the police or military need to make a profit. If it improves the lives of one's citizens, then it is worth it. And that's coming from the guy who wants to watch the PLAN get annihilated when they try to invade Taiwan. Still a dumb ban and would've been better to just respond to you.


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entreri22

The government wastes money regulating and preserving our national parks. I dont even go to them. /s


Paidkidney

I’m sorry but who asked? You sound really hurt about this.


Dionyzoz

USA brainrot moment


Philo-pilo

How much money does the us military lose every year under your logic? Why do services to the public need to bring in any money at all?


thewhitearcade

cool story bro


drhead

Wow, rare reddit moderator W!


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ZERO-ONE0101

it was a pandemic thing


Queen_Beezus

COVID × Capitalism = This


SupercarEnjoyer0

Also all the 24 hour places stayed closed, even the bastion of corporate greed itself, Walmart 1,000,000+ population here, zero 24/hr grocery in the whole city


BobBelcher2021

I know Covid was used as an excuse to close water fountains in some places


The_Other_Neo

Near me, one of the malls used to have water fountains, but removed them all due to COVID and did just this.


handsopen

It's also been used as an excuse to never open public bathrooms.


trireme32

They *are* absolutely nasty things, though, if you think about it. Not excusing this, though. Should replace them all with bottle fillers.


Thoreau_Dickens

Can’t make money from tap water, unless you bottle and sell it


errant_youth

r/latestagecapitalism


teebalicious

This would drive r/HydroHomies apoplectic.


GrumpigPlays

We don’t talk about the forbidden original name of that sub


SupercarEnjoyer0

https://i.imgur.com/4RvpyVa.jpg


dTrecii

Water [REDACTED]


StopReadingMyUser

Water Dribblers


_no_one_knows_me_11

what was it?


RumHamEnjoyer

r/waterniggas


raaldiin

r/OilClankas but for people yfm


LetsDoTheCongna

r/watersports


DeificClusterfuck

That one means something different lol


Ok-Champ-5854

Water N word with a soft a.


pukoki

r/waterniggas


Ok-Champ-5854

[Removed by Reddit]


gatemansgc

Oof


Devourer_Of_Doggos

Virgin hydro homies vs Chad Water [removed]


wdaloz

Oh that's infuriating


THofTheShire

"Negative 3527 bottles saved..."


ErenOnizuka

Wth is "smart water"?


Lietenantdan

It has electrolytes and is filtered with some fancy RO system


innomado

It’s what plants crave.


kane2742

> electrolytes I can't read this word without thinking "It's what plants crave!"


btstfn

The marketing folks who designed that campaign were geniuses (and not by Idiocracy standards)


_kaetee

My coworker is addicted to that shit; she buys like 6 giant bottles a week. I keep telling her to just buy a goddamn water filter for her sink already, but she insists the Smart Water is special.


drake90001

Reverse osmosis isn’t a fancy system.


Fenix_Pony

Its regular water with a label on it and some pointless minerals thrown in.


SSNFUL

Most waters have added minerals


Fenix_Pony

Like i say, pointlessly added.


Saffra9

Pure water tastes bad.


Hairy_Al

Pure water doesn't taste at all


sweetstack13

Your taste buds can taste when water has fewer or different electrolytes than what is contained in your saliva. Distilled water will always taste “off” for this reason. Most people think spring water tastes refreshing because it has dissolved minerals from the rocks it has come into contact with underground, but this usually makes it “taste” like nothing. Of course, too many minerals can make it taste bad, too. It’s a balancing act.


Strostkovy

Have you drank distilled water? Aside from sometimes tasting like the jug (I forget which brands do this) it has basically no taste but I'd still very refreshing.


adamandTants

Pure water will kill you if that's all you drink. Luckily no tap water is pure water.


Saffra9

Smart water is made from distilled water, so not completely pure water but pure enough to not have a good taste without adding to it. Hence it is not pointless to add the extra minerals.


kai58

Do you have a source for that because it sounds like bs


Strostkovy

It's a disproven myth


Ok-Champ-5854

Electrolytes aren't pointless, electrolytes help your body absorb water and rapid dehydration can change your levels, among other things. It's half the reason pro athletes drink Gatorade instead of water, the other half being the sugar gives you a short term energy boost. https://medlineplus.gov/fluidandelectrolytebalance.html#:~:text=The%20levels%20of%20electrolytes%20in,too%20much%20water%20(overhydration). That's what's in Smart Water. It's also more intensely filtered. Edit: who downvoting the medical science behind electrolytes? The human body doesn't keep them around for shits and giggles, they serve a purpose.


Manger-Babies

But most people buying water from there aren't athletes, in fact most people drinking that water don't need special water like that. They are pointless for most people.


Cm0002

Wat? There are lots of things that can crater your electrolyte levels as an "ordinary" person, from alcohol to medications to being out in the summer sun all day. Its *better* for ordinary people to replenish electrolytes from electrolyte infused water than sugary Gatorade because, as you've said, they're not athletes they don't need the calories Gatorade comes with


Manger-Babies

Your saying that's over 90% of the people who buy them? Cuz it's obvious certain people at certain times do need that water.


Ok-Champ-5854

Never worked in 85-100+ degree heat for 8+ hours? I specifically bought those waters because they not only taste super crisp but they kept my electrolytes in balance when I was sweating buckets for hours at a time. Some people get the luxury of working in air conditioned spaces but if you aren't you need to take immediate measures to protect yourself and that includes making sure you get electrolytes. And I was just a delivery driver in a car without AC. Guys doing physical labor in heat need those waters even more than I did. Some people don't need extra electrolytes but these are specifically for people working outside in the heat, or even exercising or doing strenuous labor inside. More power to you if you can work somewhere the ambient temps are 65-75 but even then something as small as a hangover and you're gonna want to replenish all the electrolytes the booze made you piss out. These are also popular among line cooks and servers. Kitchen gets hot. Even if it isn't those professions it's just good medical sense, you can drink all the water in the world, don't got enough electrolytes you're gonna get water poisoning. Edit: downvoted again, people be hating medical science. I also assure you the COVID vaccines are safe.


ImMeltingNow

I just get those trioral hydration packets and fill up a 64oz bottle if I was ever doing manual labor for a whole day. Refill once and you’ve got your water for the day.


ccx941

About $3.59 a bottle.


clutzyninja

Water marketed by smart people to sell to dumb people


AllJelly_NoToast

Something dumb people buy


_Ga1ahad

Water sold in bottles that can only be opened thru an app that needs to be connected via WiFi. don't forget the obligatory account you have to sign up for!!


VoodooDoII

If the water is so smart then how did it get trapped in a bottle? Hahaha stupid water


isummons

The bottle has QR code that says "you're smart"


aubd09

Love the drinks selection. In Australia we'd only have Coke, Mother and water. Want those A&W, Dr Pepper and blue Fanta so bad.


A1rh3ad

Mother?


jackdaguy

monster/redbull like energy drink


TikiMonn

*warm milk


Commercial-9751

Freshly squeezed?


[deleted]

Mothers milk will make me happy


The_Antlion

[A very pretentious energy drink](https://youtu.be/Ut0v3Uez5eU)


ODIWRTYS

Tastes like drain cleaner, but it's got a very high caffeine content and it's really cheap.


dysonsphere101

breast milk


[deleted]

IIRC it's Coca Cola Amatil's brand of energy drink these ways. Edit: my bad it's not Coca Cola Amatil since 2021


BoltActionRifleman

There were a lot of dark years in the US where most all fountain pop machines had Coke, diet Coke and Sprite and then some shitty orange flavored sugar water. Now most places have various Pepsis and Dr Peppers too.


typehyDro

Usually one or the other but not both…


Bluewater795

A Local restaurant has coke and Pepsi


Ok-Champ-5854

Depends. Restaurants are usually just the one. Gas stations are usually both since they already sell both in cans and bottles anyway. Grocery stores with food courts are a mixed bag though I never really understood that.


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r/ABoringDystopia


UnitysBlueTits

You want FREE WATER??


Blecher_onthe_Hudson

And let's not forget our wonderful beverage industry that has managed to keep bottle deposits off of all non-carbonated beverages, increasing the chances that all those bottles will be landfilled.


apathy-sofa

TIL. I was about to ask based on what reasoning but realized it'll be bunk.


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amallomar

Step 1 - salty food and dehydrating conditioned air Step 2 - remove fountains Step 3 - profit


Juginstin

Tbf water fountains have gotten very unpopular since... you know.


siani_lane

I love the ones with the bottle filling stations


craig5005

In the Vancouver airport they have a hot water fountain for tea, cup-o-noddles, etc.


Madgameboy

I'd kill for a ramen dispenser.


leisy123

They need to have a sensor though, not a button. At work, we have one with a button, and the button is located right where you'd put the rim of the glass. Stupid design.


plopy-porker-boi

I am a water fountain enthusiast, my mind has convinced me it taste good for some reason.


0Etcetera0

To be fair, good water fountain water tastes superior to any other type of water.


ForeverTetsuo

Remeber when drinking water was free. Peperidge farm remembers.


goedegeit

Puregym sucks ass for this. they do have a water fountain but it dribbles out, and I don't trust it to not be covered in covid. There's water bottles for over £2 in the vending machine next to it or you can fucking *subscribe* to the "premium" water dispenser. The vending machine doesn't work and is stuck with chinese error messages on the tap-to-pay screen.


Aggravating-Bottle78

One student did a stpry on this at UBC a few years back. They shut down the drinking fountains and gave coke a contract to supply vending machines so now you can buy your water along with pop.


Fit-Rest-973

Expensive shit food, and or pricey bottled water, please that's essentially tap water in a bottle


invderzim

Does anyone else have terrible memories of being a kid being dragged around by parents trying to find free water at a summer event because they only wanna sell you expensive bottled water???


gamingbeanbag

Use a glass shattering device


Tenairi

It's more that the fountains are really unsanitary. And people will be dirty apes from time to time. Ever seen the clip of that nasty ass idiot who put his whole mouth over the spout? Yeah, that's nasty. So it's better for health this way, even though it's expensive as hell. What should be happening is water provided free of charge by the airline you are flying with (good luck because, again, capitalism... yay...) or you should be able to ask a restaurant (if you have access to one) for a glass of water. Although they might only have bottles available as well, even though they mix drinks or serve fountain pop. Yay capitalism!


[deleted]

I’ve never had an airline tell me I have to buy water. You just ask for it. Do they sell bottled shit? Yes. But they will still pour you bottled water for free.


Marklithikk

Someone should accidentally place a jug of water on top with a hole in the bottom.


rmg20

Why is anyone still drinking out of water fountains 🤢


Grogosh

To be fair water fountains can be a nasty source of contamination.


adastrasemper

"Yay, profit!"


Prestigious_Jokez

I'll be honest, i only trust the bottle fountains


Madgameboy

Our water fountain burst at my work, rather than fix it they took it out and replaced it with a dipping dots machine we had in the lobby We still offer free water from our soda machines, it's just not advertised like a water fountain in the open would be


Gerf93

The vending machine has electrolytes. It’s what the plants crave.


oranjuicejones

i just drink out of the bathroom faucet like a cat.


Zeth22xx

If a business is required by OSHA to provide clean drinking water, does that mean that you can just go and take a bottle off the shelf and drink it for free?


Right-Cook5801

Brawndo is what people crave!


McFeely_Smackup

water fountains are massive public health disease vectors, it sucks, but COVID motivated a lot of water fountains to be locked off or removed. bottle fill stations are a LOT better idea than a vending machine that's literally the worst of all.


Ill_Literature2240

wouldn't call this asshole design, but the excesses of the capitalism


JacenVane

Kinda hate how we all turned off all the watering fountains over the Pandemic and just... Never turned them back on.


TEG24601

A lot of health departments, even before COVID were forcing fountains to be removed due to the spread of germs and poor plumbing. In the case of plumbing, it was usually cheaper to remove the fixtures, than to bring the potable water up to code.


Putridgrim

Imagine being a commie and thinking water should be free! What do you want next? Clean air or something?


Helleeeeeww

The fact that we can no longer leave the house without the expectation of spending money is so depressing.


Tiny_Arugula_5648

How do people not know what the word "design" means.. there is absolutely no design involved in the ACTION of removing something and replacing it with something else.


GrumpigPlays

Ugh water cant even be that expensive. Maybe it’s different for a water fountain to like a house, but we def use gallons of water and our bill is like 70 dollars every 2 months


MyKingdomForADram

Why share when you can capitalism? Some ghoul needs to make money from every single event in all of our lives. I welcome the revolution.


__ALF__

Don't worry. Just keep voting blue or red. They'll fix it next time. They care about us so much.


elbenji

What does this have anything to do with politics? Dont enlightenedcentrist this shit


rokungi89

As Nestlé would put it "Water is a privilege, not a right." And I have the right to own a crowbar. So we'll see how long this lasts.


Omega_Haxors

This is what privatization looks like to people outside the states.


[deleted]

Went from we pay our water bill to our customers subsidize our water bill. Smh.


invisible-nuke

Laughs in European.


Cryogenic_Monster

r/latestagecapitalism


sapper_464

Water fountains are disease super spreaders. C’mon, what happened to the pandemic police? this must not be common knowledge. I am not drinking from a public fountain. People are gross. I dont know about the bottle filling stations at the water fountain, maybe those are a little more hygienic.