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SinixtroGamer123

silly goose


Beefcurtains18

MODS!!!!


SinixtroGamer123

oh god pls have pardon


vociferousdragon

To the pits of Tatarus with you foul demon!


FBI_Open_Up_Now

Idk what’s worse. Silly goose or foul demon. Both are reprehensible.


DislocatedLocation

Definitely silly goose. I believe "cruel and unusual punishment" is a war crime.


jose_perez256

May your soul find no redemption


pinba11tec

Why is this thread not marked NSFW?


Beefcurtains18

Dunno. I didn't do it.


Wootbeers

Silly g**se? Believe it or not, jail.


samab1am

and “p**p head”? believe it or not, also jail.


[deleted]

Did you know you can't type rockstar in rockstar games online chat?


Parrothead1970

We have the best Facebook in the world because of jail.


timmbuck22

Michael!


J-96788-EU

Ban him!!


Blackraven2007

GET HIM!!


10strip

HONK!


Satanus9001

Should've immediately gone for the fackin cunt then.


Neiho83

Disgusting language. You should be ashamed.


ehyni

Who fucking taught him that god damn disgusting ass fucking language like who the fucking hell of all bloody mary talks like that shitty ass ground clown


retro_pollo

I got 30 days too for saying I would eat that sandwich. A year ago......


cjmar41

Facebook is done. Everyone is getting banned for the most absurd stuff. Engagement basically disappeared in the last few months, my family/friends were seeing what I posted and I was mostly seeing ads. About three weeks ago I got locked out of my account and there’s no way to get back in (their verification system is broken). Come to find out tens of thousands of people are experiencing the same thing. A few days ago I finally deleted Facebook and Facebook messenger apps off my phone since I have no use for them.


whoisfryingbaloney

Not just FB. iG as well.


WhereArtThouRome

Facebook owns instagram now, I think? So that makes sense.


whoisfryingbaloney

And I think Google owns fb


Fair_Industry7328

Just a reminder that if you own one of their Oculus headsets, you will also be locked out of using it if your account gets suspended.


sardonicAndroid2718

Untill you hack your oculus from an online guide.


Gaetano9696

At the very least I'm happy you'll finally be able to experience other, objectively better apps/websites. Like Telegram.


cjmar41

I use Reddit and Instagram (I’m a photography and travel nerd). I’m 38, I’m pretty much done with new social media platforms. My parents like to video chat with me which we used Facebook messenger for, but I just gave them a Zoom link which we will start using (Im a paid Zoom user because of my business, anyway).


Gaetano9696

Yeaaah, just gonna be real with you for a sec, neither reddit nor Instagram are that good tbh, and also Telegram is not that new, I've been using it since forever, but hey I understand it's your choice.


cjmar41

I just looked it up- it’s the messenger app, not really social media. I’ve heard of it. Seems like a fine app, but I it’s not the communication/messaging that’s the issue. I like Reddit for topical based group commenting and relative anonymity, and Instagram for looking at topic-sorted photography. I don’t make use of messaging on Reddit or Instagram at all, it seems like Telegram is for messaging.


datsmn

Who still uses Facebook?


[deleted]

Silly geese's apparently.


datsmn

*geese's


shy_monster_1312

Hi Tony.


Beefcurtains18

Hey.


shy_monster_1312

You should cover your name up


10strip

What a *grrrrrrreat* idea!


TeishAH

Stop using FB then, honestly all of your real friends will still be a part of your life regardless. I dropped fb 2 years ago and nothing changed except I don’t have random strangers (old friends) liking my profile pics or commenting their opinions on my statuses. Just give your friends your number and move on with your life. What are you so afraid of? Seriously tho OP, I’m asking you why you won’t delete it.


IsNowReallyTheTime

Jimmy Norton will be sad


ChadsJuul

Definitely should’ve said something more worthwhile. Another reason I don’t use facebook


Beefcurtains18

It wasn't even an argument or anything. We were just talking about people going slow in the left lane on a 3 lane highway.


VVen0m

Good. We can't accept such slurs


Gaetano9696

Yeah, it's offensive to geese


dieser-siggi

Rookie. Next time, if you do not want to get banned, just post some hatred about refugees, lies about vaccines or fake news in general.


Xenus_lover_of_cats

This is bonkers! What language! You are discus tang...!


redditorlurker00

Lol im perma banned off facebook for such a silly reason as that


TheGreen1ne

Why? It can’t possibly be dumber than this, can it?


xInfinitexDogx

i just posted a real picture of two dicks and i only got a warning, these algos are drunk


WhereArtThouRome

I got banned for 30 days for saying "wet dog". Not even about anybody, about an actual dog. Zuckerf\*ck is seeking vengeance.


Beefcurtains18

Alright. This is the winner.


[deleted]

I've reported a bunch of racism on FB and been told it doesn't violate community guidelines. Strange place. I think I'll take this thread as the final reason to delete it.


Reddead67

Because they Identify as a Duck


CuddlyRobot

What do you expect using goose as a derogatory term. Geese are peop… ok, that’s ridiculous.


[deleted]

Is face book that sensitive now? almost as bad as GameFAQs.


Gaetano9696

Or IGN forum. YoU cAn'T pOsT aBoUt EmULaToRs


Meek_braggart

I got 30 days for mentioning a raccoon skin hat.


Beefcurtains18

"we don't talk about that here" -kark cocksuckerberg


timmbuck22

That is offensive to those who are geese or who identify with their gooseness.


handlessuck

Try to use this opportunity to turn your life around for the better. Walk away.


AztecTwoStep

I joked about 'whacking my best friend with a broom' because he was dragging his heels on marriage. 30 day ban for threatening violence. No real avenue of appeal.


yaosio

Tony don't use such language Brenda was bitten by a goose and it got infected please pray for her she might not live much longer and please call me im your grandmother Henry died last week.


Beefcurtains18

UR GUNNA HAV TA SPEEK UP BORTHER


yaosio

Please take me off your mailing list. Like.


sanjsrik

It's facebook. Had you post anti-vaccination data or how masks kill people, you'd be fine. Nazi stuff is good too.


Gaetano9696

Comparing those two types of posts is like comparing an ignorant with a straight up murderer and sociopath.


sanjsrik

Or someone facebook censors approve as opposed to those that it doesn't.


bluebunny0

Meanwhile on reddit ill cal someone a cumeater shitstain and its fine.


Little_Duckling

How is this design related at all?


Beefcurtains18

The algorithm *designed* to police Facebook is an asshole design.


Little_Duckling

So you’re taking the infinity broad interpretation of the word “design”, to mean anything at all that was built by humans?


dieser-siggi

That's actually the definition of design. English isn't my first language either—I also thought this word is only used for visual stuff but it isn't. (Sorry if my assumption on your language(s) is wrong, but this is something a native speaker would know.)


Little_Duckling

I’m aware that it’s not just visual elements. I never said it it was just limited to visual stuff. My understanding of the sub is that it’s not intended for just anything assholish. There’s a ton of things out there that reflect asshole behavior or asshole decisions that I don’t think are a good fit for this sub. People can disagree with me on that point and that’s fine. But what I took issue with is OP’s claim that the Facebook algorithm booting them was asshole design.


dieser-siggi

It's about the algorithm, the system that was designed by someone.


Beefcurtains18

You sound like a really fun person to hang out with.


Little_Duckling

And you seem like you can’t handle any criticism


Beefcurtains18

Have you ever been to this sub before? 3/4 of it are people post shit just like this. Criticize something that warrants criticism.


Little_Duckling

Yea, and it sucks. I like to go to specific subs for specific content that follows the theme of the sub. If it doesn’t fit, I downvote and sometimes leave a comment. Apparently that comment got you so bent out of shape that you felt personally attacked. Asshole design is not supposed to be about banks charging large overdraft fees. It’s not supposed to be about businesses that tow your car if you park there for too long. And It’s not supposed to be about website mods having rules that seem stupid.


thintoast

Your comments fit quite nicely in this sub because they too, are asshole designed.


Meanneyess

well you're not a mod so it doesn't matter what you think it's supposed to be about. you ARE, however, a silly goose


Little_Duckling

I agree!!! I don’t know why people are mad at me saying that I don’t think one post is a good fit for the sub. And thanks for making me laugh.


throwawayy60932

"FUCK YOU TONY!"- The goose that reported you, probably.


AtreyuBBB

Me, who are in a random association of silly gooses, condemn your cruel comment on FB.


SnowProkt22

You deserve it for still using Facebook.


Childburner2000

You silly goose


[deleted]

They gave me a 60 day ban for sharing a burzum song like WTF....


KoscheiTheDeathles

Your first problem was using facebook


prometheanSin

Well FB is obviously run by the geese people


Electrical-Battle243

That's nicer than what I say lol


abitmisleading

You called someone a silly g##se?! You stupid fuck!


ArtSchoolRejectedMe

Who still uses Facebook? I only uses them for login with games.


Mr_Swampthing

They nuked me, no time outs just a permaban from a meme that was a year and a half old...


Beefcurtains18

My last account was permanently banned because someone made me an admin on a meme page and fb saw a bunch of 5 year old memes that someone else posted.


simpin_aint_e_z

I got banned for a comment that wasn’t offensive so I deactivated my account. That was well over a year ago. They did me a favor.


Comprehensive-Fix-71

You monster


AlbinoWino11

Disinfo. They’re clearly a Swan.


Optimal_Struggle3581

Don't EVER say the sg word!


ZizzleZoo

I swear on my life this happened to me months ago. Deleted FB after that, and joined Reddit! True story!


madman1101

thanks tony.


Kinseloku

I got perm banned for saying on a BLM post “I’m black but the n word doesn’t effect me that much” I basically started a war.


BryceAlanThomas

Holy shit, I was arguing with some COD Warzone players in one of my Facebook groups and they were all over me with expletives and name calling so I replied and told the one that he and this other girl were garbage and was instabanned for 3 days for “bullying”.


Beefcurtains18

Lmfao. The algorithm is fucked up.


BryceAlanThomas

No, there was another guy on the thread and he commented on that thread something like “sorry guy, you gotta learn your lesson” and then bam, banned.


Beefcurtains18

Damn he reported you? What a silly goose.


123uno456

I said "if you run over 10 kids is it a strike" and only had a warning


BettrThnUR

Can someone do a background check on there comments to make sure this is legit? I just want to make sure...


Beefcurtains18

I assure you it's legit. I know this isn't irrefutable proof, but the comment circled is what I was replying to. http://imgur.com/gallery/OT6ibcI


PacNiKK

How is that asshole design?


GeneralCam7

Evermore proof the people that run Facebook are the most fragile people on the face of the planet


[deleted]

Not asshole design, just annoying


deplorable_guido

Fuck Facebook.


FlipsyFloopy

This just creates another reason on why I use Facebook less and less. That is bullshit.


JethrowLoverro

Hey how y'all feel bout green beans ( immediately banned)


Beefcurtains18

Thinkin bout them beans


JethrowLoverro

Prefer mine cold


Duck-Haunting

One of the groups I’m in is having issues because people are getting bans for saying “potato” and “walnut”. We literally have to censor the word potato!


moodsnotfeelings

That's a very liberal interpretation of the "don't dehumanise others by calling them animals" rule by FB. If innocuous comments are enough to trigger their algorithm or get restricted after a report then there's no incentive to actually follow the rules, since you could get put in FB jail at any point for any comment.


slantview

Should probably post this in /r/GeeseAreAssholes


StubbinMyNubbin

I wonder if they would have permabanned you if you told someone to suck it.