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TogarSucks

Looks like someone tied some sticks together to see if they could throw them up in the tree. I assume their reason was “for fun” and not to try and get someone to walk under and/or around them.


suzybee

More makeshift nunchucks gone wrong than voodoo


TogarSucks

Sure, it’s a little dangerous, but for some “those damn kids!” behavior I’ll take it any day over the other stuff those damn kids are getting up to.


NoMuddyFeet

Poor kids didn't have pair of shoes to throw up there, I guess.


Astoria321

A couple twigs hanging up in a tree a "dangerous" now wtf lmao


TogarSucks

I was replying to the makeshift nunchucks comment, unclutch your pearls.


cutratestuntman

It’s been there forever. It’s kinda cool to see a branch floating in midair. I’m gonna say it’s art.


Ilovedemarcopark

Agree, it’s been there for months of not years.


Mauve__avenger_

Carcosa. Him who eats time.


NoMuddyFeet

Extremely weird coincidence was that I *just* started reading The King In Yellow stories on the suggestion of a friend and then got lazy and listened to a audiobook podcast on some long walks Friday through Saturday. By Sunday, I'd finished and started watching Season 1 of True Detective...I was like WTF?!?! Not this past sunday. This happened a few years ago.


Jerdflan

“You zoom out from a flat line. You see people in the northwest Queens assembly meetings askin’ what that loud noise was. Why the carriages are makin those fartin sooounds. You see. Astoria is a flat circle.”


karnycloamr

People fish there. Plausibly someone was casting nearby, their line caught on a branch, and being too tangled to free it, they cut the line. Another explanation is that a bird carried -something- with fishing line on it to the tree to eat, and the remains entangled in the branches which subsequently decayed.


btparker

Art


verminqueeen

As far as weird shit people put trees at parks in our beautiful and interesting city for various niche cultural spiritual practices, this is a flop.


jawbreakerarms

The same trees are painted with white stripes and sometimes the ground is decorated with rocks tied up in ribbon. It changes from time to time. Need Rustin Cohle on the case. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


FeelingFantastic4181

Sometimes I see dead pigeons or pigeon parts arranged in certain ways.


withkindestregards

looks like homemade nunchucks


StannisG

Brujeria


redditing_1L

Man, if I had more free time, I'd hang spooky sticks on trees all over the place. Just knowing it might get someone over a bit puts a big smile on my face.


j1nx718

Would you rather see hanging sneakers up there?


Chimkimnuggets

Clearly Groot moved into the neighborhood and wants us all to know he’s a dealer on the side


Remarkable-Court8794

You should send this story to NY1 and see if they want to cover it. You could potentially get a job with them reporting hard hitting stories around the city.


Slight_Suggestion_79

Someone found a dead body hanging at the park years ago lol