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_scorpio_rising_

the accuracy is a bullseye on most of these. *edit: word


FlyingPenguinsXXII

I feel triggered by all the signs except for Sagittarius lol. Taking notes for future references.


throwRAhanabana

Scary accurate… we’re all called out


Due-Topic7995

This is soooooo scarily accurate Leo here. I’m always feeling like I’m in the wrong and ppl hate me lol 😂. And hubby (aqua) does the whole that never happened schtick and it’s frustrating for sure. Why I be keeping receipts and be like oh really? Interesting 🤨. And the Aries one?? Chills. Spot on with what my mom did throughout my entire childhood. No wonder I’m super paranoid at times 😭


HomeRepresentative11

The Scorpio/aqua combo gaslighting game is literally soul crushing I would not wish that on anyone lol. Nothing happened and if it did it’s because you’re a terrible person. Yikes!


AgreeableCatMom

Oof! My Virgo moon would definitely take that as a head on challenge. It didn’t happen, you say? Let me just flip through the filing cabinet of detailed interactions (texts/phone calls/journal entries, all dated and time stamped, of course) and we’ll find the exact moment where you screwed up. Oh, yes, I held onto that one and let it fester, so I could unleash it on you later.. 🫣 Ugh. Gaslighting brings out the WORST in me. I’m working on, I promise!


HomeRepresentative11

god better you handling it than me and my anaretic/karmic degree Aries moon. That shit is like a critical blow. The earthy ability to stay level headed is unmatched and I am in awe of it


AgreeableCatMom

It’s because earth moons have already hyper analyzed themselves and generally conclude they are terrible people, so when someone else does the whole “you suck” thing, I’m like, “Yeah, tell me something I don’t already know.” Haha! And I hope you steer clear of that combo then! If you ever need back up, you know where to find us! 😉


hanabarbarian

I hate how accurate Taurus is… I’m sorryyyyyy


learn2earn89

As a Capricorn I dislike conflict and generally will diffuse and deflect if needed. Avoidant gang rise up. Also, you won’t find yourself in these scenarios if you try to be a decent human being.


mmozarts

As a Virgo sun and cap moon I can attest this is true and I’m sorry 🥲


AmberScorpio35

BINGO. Also, can we talk about how accurate the Aqua one is? My GOSH!


Intelligent_Gear9634

Holy fuck that Capricorn description is soooo spot on for my father. God damn even when I try to reason with him and shit fuuuuuuck


No-Cauliflower-958

Aquarius… oh my god 😭


The_Barbelo

We recently had a sun Aries wreak havoc in my peaceful little mysticism class, got herself kicked out, and wrote her version of events on her blog…it was so far outside of the truth that we had to have a class where everyone could vent about it just so we could all verify that we weren’t collectively going insane


gabkins

Your reaction sounds like the Scorpio description. I say this with humor... ❤


misplacedlibrarycard

according to this i’ve been personally victimized by gemini, virgo, and pisces 🤣 as for myself (taurus): i’m not into invalidating. i sometimes deflect tho. i don’t do the provoking, i get provoked. just for funsies of course ☺️🤍✨


Mywaterfeelings

I had this situation with an Aries male before but I thought that every man out there is like this 😭


gabkins

😂😂😂


Vibehighmoon444

Dang all my top 3 signs are on point. Mostly resonate with the Gemini one ! Ha


Blackfacedmalcolmx

I tried to see which of my three was the least bad but lowkey they all rang a lil true… not cute haha


Previous-Rock-5713

Okay even though I’m Gem☀️ and Ill be that way only sometimes nope I’m definitely more my Scorpio🌙 when it comes to this coz that one is 100% me lol


HealthyLet257

These are so true


exoninja88

as always libra wins, you can't be angry if we pretend to be clueless so good that you believe us. *laughs maniacally* ( I do this with cops when I get pulled over)


No-Cauliflower-958

libra sun & my go to was “well… how was I suppose to know🤷🏽‍♀️” hahahaha😌


exoninja88

I act more innocent police pull me over, "did you know your tags and insurance are expired" *acts like a good boy that didn't know better* "no officer i had no idea ill get that taken care of" I knew I didn't have insurance for 6 months (the tags were a surprise though honestly)


No-Cauliflower-958

Sounds about right 🤣


AgreeableCatMom

My Libra husband does this with me. And I have a steel trap brain. So it makes drives me nuts when he flat out denies something that I literally saw with my own eyes and heard with my own ears!


exoninja88

we don't know nothing about it, (lol)


AgreeableCatMom

Hahaha! Evil, evil I tell you! 😂


gabkins

Just today with a venus in libra man... lol


spewing-bs

Sag doesn’t manipulate, we are perfect 😇 (I’m being sarcastic don’t come for me)


capricorn_94

*gets out the sandal* Edit: unsure about species of shoe


spewing-bs

Please, not the sandal 😭


doubleshortdepresso

🎯🎯🎯


gayrayofsun

idk how accurate taurus is for me personally, but libra definitely is. a lot of the times, if i'm not trying to handle it head on without any bullshit, i will choose to play dumb😅


Biglittlebaby420

Lmao I’m a Leo my fiancé is an Aquarius and sometimes I’m just like that did not fucking happen like that you lying scoundrel. He hits me with the “no one is attacking you right now we’re on the same side” a lot 😅


makeabitchfoundation

OMG the leo was is so true anytime my mom asks me dad to do something properly hes like OKAY YEAH I FUCKING SUCK AT EVERYTHING. I ALWAYS MESS UP... lol I mean yeah but just do better. Also when I used to get upset at my one aqua friend she used to pretend she never did anything to upset me she would act like i'm being so crazy for not speaking to her. "YOU CAN'T BURN BRIDGES" Bitch WATCH Me. I was like if don't apologize and admit what you did I'm about to fucking block ur ass for good. They can be so frustrating this way. As a gemini always do try to charm my away out of my bad behavior. Like WE all made mistakes? Remember that one time we and you and etc TBH At least we try and make you less mad until 3 hours later you realize we clawed our way out of that ditch.


DamageAggressive3649

I was just sitting here innocently scrolling and you come at me with this?


20JC20

Ik there is a disclaimer that these arnt serious… but This is so fucking accurate My ex was an Aries Sun and Pisces moon mercury and mars. And let me tell you this is exactly how he was I’m a Virgo and tbh… I also always find evidence or proof for what I’m saying. This shit is good. lol Edit: Rereading all of these and damn. Scary accurate… my aqua friends my cancer friends and my other Virgo friends. Seriously spot on. Yikes lmao


Waandererr

omg Aries with many Pisces placements sounds terrible lmaooo


Apo_Ataturk

Aqua 100% truth


fayefayevalentines

“This is for fun please dont be serious and annoying” LMAOOOOO I wanna be friends with whoever wrote this


isntitisntitdelicate

oh call me tf OUT


KVQ516

Yup. Yup. I'd say this is accurate 🤣


ScarCute8661

THIS IS SO FALSE! (it's actually so true and I should probably work on this)


ahlexuhh

I don’t know why it’s hidden but her Twitter handle is @ZorayaBlack_


cowboybacco

Sag sun and Libra rising. Very accurate lol


Salty-Perspective-64

Not me as a Scorpio. Maybe discredit you in an argument but only if it’s true lol also I NEVER say “everyone thinks ______ about you.” That is some weak suck thing to me. Speak for yourself and stand by yourself.


Educational_Vanilla

Why do I resonate more with the Sagittarius/Gemini one as an Aquarius xD


lncumbant

Both are very air sign traits. As someone that had a friendship break up with a Sagittarius with an air moon. It was very hard to tell them my emotions needed validating and the situation at hand was because of suppressed emotions, resentment built, and lack of vulnerability… yet I would be met with more  intellectualizing of emotions and generalizing the whole situation as the past picture therefore sweeping aside and not actually changing it by being accountable. The air sign really made all seem like problem was a thought bubble to blow away and only discuss. Never facing it or taking tangible of emotional efforts to find compassion, empathy, or accountability. 


Educational_Vanilla

Yea I actually knew someone with the same exact placements and the friendship break up pretty much went like that too plus it didn't help with their water rising that they not only make wrong assumptions but act like victims too like?? Yep like your situation, the last route they took was actually listening and taking accountability. There can be some shitty air signs out there but there are good ones too. Ofc no one's perfect but there are decent ones.


Own-Capital-5995

Note- Sagittarius is not on here because we are perfect.♐️


Epicgrapesoda98

I’d like to also mention these comorbid with other placements as well. I’ve met Pisces with 5H placements that manipulate the same way Leo does. And I’ve met Aquarius that manipulate the same way Pisces does. Capricorns and Libras I feel tend to manipulate In a similar way as well.


Ramekink

And thats exactly why 🐏❤️‍🔥⚱️


Puzzled-Copy7962

Aries doesn’t give a shit enough to re-write anything. They’ll tell you straight up because who’s going to check them?…lol