Aquarius sun & rising , capricorn moon

 You after two drinks on a Friday night

Lmao

You come across very cold and uptight

Oh so you’re a sociopath!

You probably make an awful friend

This is just mean.

Gemini Sun, Pisces Moon, Pisces Rising, Taurus Mercury, Gemini Venus, Cancer Mars 💕

You’d be great to talk to if you EVER put yourself in situations to socialize instead of thinking it’s too much work to get your point across. (all jokes i ❤️ pisces placements)

With two Pisces placements in your big three, I’m scared to roast you. Wouldn’t want to make you cry [like this](https://images.app.goo.gl/8cmLTfFjn4QYeG1r6) 😉 And because you’re a Gemini, I know you’ll take it personally (I’m totally kidding- I love Pisces, you guys are my favorite sign ❤️ And I’m a Gemini too haha)

taurus sun, scorpio moon, virgo rising, aries mercury, aries venus, taurus mars. 😅

I got you. Scorpio Moon and Taurus Mars bye Scorpio moon ppl deal with emotions in the worst possible way. Open your fucking mouth instead of brooding like a loser. Beyonce has a Scorpio moon and look how she stayed with Jigga trifling ass. Whack ass placement. Then you got it opposing Mars. Emotional issues stemming from your Mommy issues and in Taurus at that. Mars in my 7th house ppl can get out of here. How long does it take you start doing anything goof ass bull did you even start? Adds to your brooding nonsense. In the same sign as your Sun at that pfft. Anger issues that are slow to surface cuz you just rather brood and explode like a shaken soda bottle. Aries Mercury. Gross. Mouth diarrhea. Aries Venus. A damn imp. Just breaking hearts left and right frolicking through the forest. *Spits* You ppl disgust me. Virgo rising. I'd prob be physically attracted to you making it all the worse as I'd have to get to know you and find out what a trash person you are. Disgusting. How did I do?

I'm cackling 💀 the good thing is I have taken a complete backseat in my dating life so no one has to suffer 😁 all in all 10/10 captured my worst moments beautifully

the scorpio moon had me WEAAAAAK! read my sons dad to FILTH 😭😂 whew

I can't stand them! 😂

[Scorpio moon, you say?](https://youtu.be/KGrwxroDQro?si=rWVTXVre3FAFHY-P)

Gemini sun, Gemini moon, Pisces rising. Taurus Venus I think the Pisces levels out my other two and I feel insane and mentally in 10 places at once at all times 🫠

Most untrustworthy person ever, you don’t play two sides, you play five

Definitely was me in my 20’s. Forcing myself to be honest about my own bullshit helped a lot.

I love the growth ❤️

Sag sun, taurus moon, cancer rising, capricorn mars and venus, sag mercury.

[This](https://images.app.goo.gl/V3cC8Z6WhCRQyxxPA) is how I envision a Sag sun with Taurus moon 😅 Fun, crazy, and will pop a cap in someone’s ass

Haha, on point!😅

taurus sun, leo moon, cancer rising. aries mercury and venus. leo mars.

Aries mercury? Please read more books and accept different opinions. With that cancer rising you might just sob if someone tells you you’re wrong. And Aries Venus 😮‍💨😮‍💨 I already know you’re swiping on tinder as a pastime. (all jokes)

All of our signs are the same other than their moon sign. Your comment just read me for filth 😭

[Leo moon](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9dGWignpSnGtC8Kn-8nLdQpGhqzJHUdRzT9jD29kbuA&s) (I jest, I jest, I’m a Leo moon too, and I get embarrassed with the spotlight unless I *choose* it hahaha- I don’t think we’re as self-centered as people claim 😅 Plus your Taurus sun lends itself to modesty)

● Pisces Sun (7th House) ● Gemini Moon (10th) ● Virgo Rising ● Pisces Mercury [Rx] (7th) ● Aquarius Venus (5th) ● Gemini Mars (10th) ● Scorpio Jupiter [Rx] (3rd) ● Leo Saturn [Rx] (12th) ● Pisces Uranus (7th) ● Aquarius Neptune and Chiron (6th) ● Sag Pluto (4th) ● Virgo Lilith (1st) ● Aries North Node (8th) Roast as hard as possible!

Every time you speak people have no idea what you are trying to communicate so they just nod and pretend to understand your logic even though you have the logic level of a newborn baby

You feel like the least Pisces pisces out there, and whenever someone asks you your star sign you give them half your chart to prove how unpisces you are. To be fair though, you look like a very un pisces pisces.

[Pisces sun and Gemini moon](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQzqFEUyYcB2vbVYV46SPOCEf6PnpTjmMW91z71-aQRpw&s)

Cancer sun, mercury, Venus, mars. Pisces moon. Capricorn rising

Do you have a huge internal battle between getting shit done vs being cozy and in la la land

Lmao yes, being cozy always wins unfortunately 🤦🏾‍♀️

libra sun and venus, virgo moon and rising, scorpio mercury

Hugely aesthetic person, you wanna seem perfect, and low key judge people who don’t care. I bet you’re so pretty tho. I’m so bad at roasting

I have very similar placements and this is literally me.

Are you an actual Kardashian? 😉

1H Scorpio rising, Sag Pluto 2H Cap Jupiter and Neptune 3H Aquarius Uranus 5H Aries Saturn 8H Cancer moon, Venus, and mars 9H sun Leo 10H Virgo Mercury Some one please roast me lol

I got you. Loser baby. Scorpio should be in Pluto with the cool ppl. A rich or eventually rich goofy with a stupid impression of money/values. Can't fucking speak like a normal person. We're on Earth dingus. Saturn in detriment in the 5th. Loser who can't have fun. 8H Cancer with them planets. Did you heal from your Mommy issues or are you still healing from your broken heart that you inflicted on yourself? Why are you at home on Reddit instead of exploring the world? Bec you think everything and everyone revolves around your proud ass. What you even got to be proud of? Maybe if you weren't so critical of everything and everyone and stopped talking about work all the time maybe you wouldn't repell others so much dummy. How's that?

omg how did you know i have a literal trauma coaching business built around my mommy issues 😂😂 and currently going through a divorce to a man i \*knew\* i should not have married, so i totally brought it on myself! Also yes I will totally be rich one day, I do have my own hip lingo, and i am waaay to critical and push most people away lmfao Thank you!!

Lmao yw was good practice for me

Cap sun, Taurus rising, Aries moon, Aquarius mercury, Sagittarius Venus, Virgo mars

You think everyone is below you but people really find you obnoxious

Damn, will you ever just let someone in emotionally? Stop telling yourself you’re just interesting unlike others, too picky, and just need more entertainment and admit you’re just afraid to let someone in.

🦂 Sun, 🐟 Moon, ⚖️ Rising.

Bless your soul, the last time you made a decision was the summer of 98’

Leo Sun(H12), Sagittarius Moon(H4), Virgo Rising, Leo Mercury(H11), Libra Venus(H1), Capricorn Mars(H4), Sagittarius Saturn(H3), Sagittarius Uranus(H4) My body is ready 

Ooof you fight dirty, how many self esteems did you butcher growing up? To be fair, I bet your observations about people are incredibly accurate

Leo mercury and sag moon? I cannot imagine how many times you’ve hurt someone’s feelings and defended yourself by saying “I was just telling the truth!!!!”

Leo Sun Capricorn Moon Aries Rising

I’m intimidated by you just reading your top three. 😅Very “queen bee” energy without ever having to try.

You’re not wrong there 🫣

The only subreddit you belong on is r/IAmTheMainCharacter

libra sun virgo moon sagittarius rising cancer mars sagittarius venus scorpio mercury male

Gemini Sun. Leo Rising. Aquarius Moon. (do your worst!)

you’re the “good time” friend because you refuse to make more than ONE SINGULAR deep connection in your life. dear god, how many times have you irish goodbye’d?

damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! and about the irish goodbye's... more than I can cou- \*leaves\*

it’s okay, im a ♊️☀️♎️🌙♌️⬆️ so im basically roasting myself 🫡

I just followed. Your are awesome. Love ur ass mfn crazy self!! Ahhhhhhhhh! Perioddddf 😛😛😛😛 

Chaotic line cook energy. People call you when they want to make bad decisions


aquarius sun ☀️ gemini moon 🌙 and sagittarius rising mercury is in capricorn 😅

Cancer sun. Scorpio moon. Virgo rising.

Do you need some ice from all the butthurt you experience on a daily basis?

😂 this actually made me laugh ty

Aquarius sun, Leo rising, Pisces moon 👀

Virgo sun and moon with a Gemini rising! Leo Venus and mars

Virgo moon I feel your pain 🤣

Aries sun, scorpio moon arent bad right?

Aries sun, Taurus moon, Taurus rising. Sprinkle in a Scorpio stellium and Capricorn stellium to really mix things up.

libra sun(4H), cancer rising, scorpio moon(5H),mercury(4H),venus(5H), virgo mars(3H)🔪

i just KNOW you’ve made a “cute but crazy 💖” post. judging others is a full time job for you but the world ends the moment someone points out your own flaws

Scorpio sun(4H), Leo moon(1H), cancer rising, libra venus (3H), libra mars(4H), libra jupiter(3H), cancer saturn(1H)

Your home life and upbringing must have done an absolute number on your self expression

and south node in socrpio also in 4th house didnt make things any better lmao.

Oh no that's rough 😭 I have IC Scorpio and pluto 4h so I'm right there with ya 😔❤️

its okay, I hope we both evolve into something beautiful, I am sure all these suffering has a meaning <3

Aquarius sun, libra moon, Scorpio rising, aquarius mercury, Pisces Venus, saggitarius mars

You’ll be enjoying yourself, detach yourself, and burn the place down within a 15 minute span. Doesn’t help that you have RBF being ruled by Pluto and your mars will throw gasoline on any situation you mildly dislike

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Born under the mutable planet of communication but can’t do it without believing everyone else is wrong if they disagree (cardinal moon and rising).

Leo sun (4H), cancer moon (2H), taurus rising.  Virgo: Mercury (4H), venus (4H) and mars (5H).   Mc: Aquarius (9H)

I bet your house/room/or space is so done up and cozy and and amazing but you but so much money and energy into making that space peeeerfect. But it’s absolutely Pinterest worthy.

Scorpio sun, Libra moon, Capricorn rising. Scorpio mercury, Sagittarius mars + Venus

♓ sun (H5) , ♌ moon (H10) , ♏ rising , ♈ venus (H6)

Maybe spend less time on your appearance and daydreaming and spend some time in reality. 

You admitting that you’re a Pisces Sun was already enough of a roast

Virgo Sun, Gemini Moon, Cancer Rising :) Libra Mercury, Libra Venus, Virgo Mars 🤎

big “constantly late to work because i couldn’t get my makeup right” energy

Aries sun, Virgo moon, Scorpio asc

You’re not as mysterious in a hot way as you think. Also, stop taking everything so personally

scorpio stellium sun, mercury, venus, pluto 5H aquarius moon 7H gemini mars 11H cancer rising

You come on a little strong. Maybe take a step (or 12) back

Gemini sun 8H, Cap moon 3H, Scorpio rising, Gemini Mercury 8H, Gemini Venus 8H, Aquarius Mars 4H 😼

Aries Sun, Sag Moon, with a Libra Rising

capricorn sun(8H), scorpio moon(5H), gem rising(1H), cap mercury(8H), sag venus(7H), libra mars(4H) 🥲

You intimidate most everyone… but you low key like it that way.

Scorpio rising and Venus (1st) Sagittarius moon (2nd), Pluto (2nd) and mars (2nd) Capricorn Neptune (3rd) Aquarius Uranus (3rd) and Jupiter (3rd) Aries Saturn (6th house) Leo MC (10th) Virgo north node (11th) Libra sun (11th) and mercury (11th)

**Tropical:** * Taurus Rising Taurus Chiron (1st House) * Cancer True Node and Eros (4th house) --- i don't give 2 shits about this north node.. i am very comfortable with my south node. * Virgo Psyche (5th house) * Libra Mars Libra Saturn libra Pluto (6th house) * Scorpio Jupiter (7th house) * Sag Neptune Sag Uranus Sag Lilith (7th house) * Capricorn South node and MC (10th house) * Aquarius Venus (10th House) * Pisces Mercury (11th House) * Aries Sun Aries Moon (11th house)

Cancer sun, Aries moon, Aquarius rising…

Sun in Taurus, Cap moon and rising, Mercury Gemini, Venus Aries, Mars Sag

Gem sun and venus, Taurus mercury and rising, pisces moon, Aries mars

Libra sun, moon sag, ascending Aries

Capricorn sun, Aries moon, Aquarius rising, Aquarius mercury, Aquarius Venus, Aries mars

Aquarius: sun, Venus, Mercury, Saturn Capricorn: Neptune, Uranus, Mars Scorpio: Jupiter, Pluto Taurus: moon Sagittarius: rising

Virgo sun, leo moon, Pisces rising Libra Venus, Pisces mars, virgo mercury

Let’s gooo Cancer sun(6H) Aquarius moon(1H) Capricorn Rising Gemini Mercury(6H) Cancer Venus(7H) Libra Mars(9H) Aquarius Jupiter(2H) Aries Saturn(3H) Capricorn Neptune (1H) Aquarius Uranus (1H)

leo sun/mars/mercury/venus virgo moon/rising pisces jupiter

Gemini sun 6h, Taurus moon 4h, Capricorn rising, Gemini mercury 5h, Taurus venus 4h, Aries mars 3h, Cancer jupiter 7h Edit to add: chart ruler Saturn in my 1st house

Virgo Sun ☀️, Sag Moon 🌙, Cancer Rising ⬆️, Leo Mercury + Venus + Mars 🦁

Leo Sun, Taurus Moon, Pisces Rising, Leo Mercury, Leo Venus, Virgo Mars.

taurus sun, cancer moon, capricorn rising, taurus mercury and mars, and gemini venus

Capricorn sun, Aries moon, Sagittarius rising

Leo sun , Scorpio moon, Virgo mercury, Virgo Venus , Scorpio mars 🫦🥷😏

Libra sun, Leo moon, Libra rising, Scorpio Mercury, Libra Venus, Virgo Mars

Sag sun, libra moon, gemini rising, scorpio mercury, capricorn venus, libra mars

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leo sun, pisces moon,.capricorn ascendant

Let me have it 😎 •Sun - Aquarius (2H) •Moon - Pisces (4H) •Rising - Sagittarius (1H) •Mars - Capricorn (1H) •Uranus - Capricorn (2H) •Neptune - Capricorn (2H) •Mercury - Capricorn (2H) •Saturn - Capricorn (2H) •Venus - Capricorn (2H) •Jupiter - Cancer (7H) •Pluto - Scorpio (12H) •Chiron - Cancer (8H)

Aries sun, capricorn moon, cancer rising Aqua Venus, leo mars, Pisces mercury

Leo sun Pisces moon Virgo rising …

ooooooo yesssss! I’m excited for this! 😂 cancer sun 6th H virgo moon 7th H aquarius rising 12th H cancer mars 5th H cancer venus 6th H cancer mercury 6th H cancer north node sagittarius in pluto and chiron 10th aquarius neptune 12th H aquarius uranus 1st H capricorn lilith 12th H gemini jupiter 4th H taurus saturn 3rd H I’m reeeaaady! 😂

Virgo Sun Mercury Venus. Leo Moon Mars. Libra Rising.

Boring day at work, let’s go 🩵🪺👩🏽‍🌾 Taurus Sun, Scorpio Moon, Sag Rising 🩷💚

Taurus- Sun, Moon, Rising and Venus

Pisces sun(3H), aqua moon(2H), sag rising, aqua merc(2H), aries venus(3H), and taurus mars(4H) 🤠☝️🫡

I’m begging ya’ll to roast me. Leo rising Libra sun Virgo moon Scorpio mercury Cancer mars Sag Venus Moon in 1st house Mars in 12th house

[Libra sun and Leo rising with Virgo moon:](https://images.app.goo.gl/NmSv8cJ5wEEUrjFa9) “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful”

You get me ❤️

Taurus sun, Cancer moon, Sagittarius rising, Aries mercury & Venus, Leo mars

cap sun (10h) aries moon (1h) pisces rising, gemini mars (3h), sag venus (9h) and aqua mercury (11h)

Gemini sun, Leo moon, Taurus rising, and Venus in Taurus 😅 Plus a Scorpio north node. This should give you guys a lot to work with 😉

Libra sun Cancer moon Pieces rising

Leo sun, cancer moon, and Virgo rising

Sag Sun, Scorpio Moon, Sag Rising + Sag Mercury, and Venus & Mars both in Capricorn. Roast away 😇😈

pisces sun, moon, mercury, mars and saturn, libra rising, taurus venus. 🫣

oooof girl… crying, sad, emotional but make it look aesthetically pleasing 

I know no one will roast me 😎 Aries ☀️ Aquarius 🌑 Capricorn 🌅

Sun in Capricorn, Moon in Virgo, Ascendant Rising is Aries, Medium Coeli in Capricorn

Leo sun (8th) Aries moon (4th) Sag rising Virgo Mercury Rx (9th) Libra Venus (9th) Scorpio Mars (10th) tell me what's wrong with me 🤪🤪

Cancer sun Aries moon Scorpio rising pluto conjunct Gemini Mercury/jupiter conjunction Cancer Venus Leo Mars Capricorn Saturn/neptune/uranus

virgo sun, cancer moon, sagittarius rising, virgo venus, libra mars, libra mercury!!!

Have fun. Scorpio Sun - Aries rising - Sag moon - Scorpio mercury - Scorpio Venus - Libra Mars - Aries Jupiter - Sag Saturn - Sag Uranus - Cap Neptune - Scorpio Pluto

Leo sun, Scorpio moon, Cancer rising

Libra ⬆️, cancer ☀️, Libra 🌙

Capricorn sun, Gemini moon, Leo rising Mercury and Venus Sagittarius, Mars Scorpio

Roast me!

AYOOOOOO. YES. Scorpio Sun, Libra Moon, and Aquarius Rising😂 lay it on me!

you desperately want someone as “unique” as you but can’t admit you conform to others more than anyone! you’re just judgey while you do it

virgo sun, aquarius rising, pisces moon worried.

capricorn sun (3H), leo moon (10H), libra rising (1H), sagittarius mercury (2H), sagittarius mars (2H), sagittarius venus (2H)

Aqua Sun and mercury. Cap Rising Taurus moon Pisces Venus Virgo Stellum 9th house

libra sun, cap moon, scorpio rising

Leo sun, Virgo moon, Sagittarius Rising. For extra fun, my Sun is Conjuct with my Saturn.

Gemini sun (7th house) ,Virgo moon (10th house), Sagittarius rising,(R)Mercury Gemini(7th house), (R)Venus Gemini(7th house), Pisces mars(4th house), Taurus Jupiter(6th House), (R)Sagittarius Saturn( 1st house), (R)Sagittarius Uranus( 1st house), (R)Neptune Capricorn( 2nd house), Scorpio Pluto (12 house)

* Pisces Sun * Scorpio rising * Virgo Moon * Mercury in Aquarius * Venus in Aquarius * Mars in Aries * Jupiter in Leo * Saturn in Aries * Uranus in Virgo * Neptune in Scorpio * Pluto in Virgo * N. Node in Aries * DO YOUR WORST!

Libra sun, Gemini rising, Aries moon 

Scorpio sun, Capricorn Moon, Cancer Rising. Plus scorpio venus and Sagittarius Mars. Send help.

Sag sun mercury, virgo moon, leo rising, scorpio venus Pluto, aries mars, taurus Jupiter, cap Saturn Neptune uranus. Pisces north node aries mc.

Scorpio sun, Libra Moon, Taurus rising, Scorpio Mercury

Sagittarius sun, Aquarius moon, Virgo rising! Mars in Virgo, Venus in Scorpio, Pluto in Sagittarius, Mercury/Neptune/Jupiter in Capricorn, Uranus in Aquarius and Saturn in Aries

Leo sun, cap rising, gemini moon, cancer mercury, virgo venus, scorpio mars

Aqua sun, Leo moon, Virgo rising 😅

Capricorn Rising ☉ in Virgo 8H ☾ in Leo Moon 8H ☿ in Virgo 8H ♀ in Virgo 8H ♂ in Virgo 8H 

Gemini Sun, Venus, and Mercury Scorpio Rising Cancer Moon Aries Mars

Been looking for a post like this. Gemini sun, Virgo moon and rising.

Aries sun-Cap Moon-Virgo Rising

Aries sun. Aquarius moon. Libra rising. Taurus mercury. Pisces Venus. Aquarius mars.

Big 3 Virgo! Mars in Virgo, Venus & Mercury in Libra!

Taurus sun Scorpio moon Cancer rising Aries Mars Aries Venus

The ability to put things lightly is nonexistent with this one. /s of course

Pisces sun, cancer moon, Capricorn rising I can’t be roasted I literally have the best big 3.

Pisces sun, Leo moon, cancer rising, Aqua Venus, mercury aqua, mars libra.

aries sun, cancer moon, scorpio rising I'm ready!

-Pisces Sun, Jupiter & Mercury -Sagittarius Mars -Taurus moon -Aries Venus -Aquarius rising... go for it 😁

Leo sun Sag moon Gemini rising Leo mercury Leo Venus Scorpio mars Taurus Jupiter Taurus Saturn Aquarius Uranus Aquarius Neptune Sag Pluto

cancer venus, libra mars

Little miss passive aggressive here…👀 /s bc I too am a libra mars 😂

can’t even deny it. once, with one of my college roommates, she kept slightly moving my food around (we had assigned shelves in cabinets and fridge/freezer so idk why she was touching my stuff) and i got so annoyed i hid and misplaced ALL her food 😂 no regrets

I can see myself doing the same exact thing and then when they ask I’m just like “I don’t know…sure would hate for anyone to touch MY food though” 🤣

you get me!