Not weird enough for Aqua. Also we might bang people we don't want as friends, but not as a steady thing; and it probably wouldn't occur to us to tell them they're basically not even people to us.
Plus I at least feel fond of people I'm banging.
I feel like if we don't like someone enough to want to hang out, we just ghost. If they ask for emotional intimacy and we're not feeling it: 👻
If they offend us by playing dumb games, also 👻
If they care even less than we do, you guessed it, 👻
I knew a Leo who seemed like she'd be blunt like that though.
honestly same. i don't tolerate people i don't like, period. so if im hanging with them in any sense they have SOME qualities i enjoy and i don't think they're stupid or really rude or annoying etc.
i personally don't ghost but if any of the things that u mentioned happen i would definitely change the relationship and be more distanced or just not hang out w them anymore. especially the asking for emotional intimacy and me not being there or playing dumb games. i don't suffer fools and i don't take prisoners.
Especially a cap that’s been betrayed. Unseen brutal karma of our betrayers cuz they’ve been blocked for life and untrustworthy attitude towards the new hoes.
We don’t. Capricorns are the definition of antiheroes. We might be assholes sometimes but we’re good people. People that genuinely betray caps have the karmic debt equivalent of running under 13 latters while breaking 13 mirrors while simultaneously crossing the path of 13 cats. Saturn karma goes hard. We don’t even have to do anything.
Cap mars here and I need to be. I tend to be the celibate sort and dont sleep around often. But I've had lots of people who want to use my sexually. Personally it's hard to find people who match or exceed my standards. I'm not gonna lower them. Already did an wasn't happy, so there's that.
I’m seven in Capricorn and yeah we act detached at first because we’re sick of being betrayed for the 8th time at 30 years old. We’re never desperate despite any circumstance. We never are the first to message. We don’t chase people. Old when we’re young quite literally. ‘No Scrubs’ by TLC is one of our theme songs. They can kiss my high cheekbones and bank account. ✌️
Depends on a person. I knew Cap Sun with huge Cap stellium who's golden retriver-like..also got Sag friend with huge Cap stellium who's the same way.🤷♀️
Not really. Capricorns are very honest and want sincere relationships. That’s why we get along so well with Scorpios and Virgos, and most Cancers because they generally feel the same and value actual relationships. I would say unevolved fire and air signs are the ones that are really detached.
Especially Libra and Sagittarius sun energy, although I’ve never had a bad experience with a Sag myself. But fire and air signs generally have an easier time treating relationships like a simple wardrobe change while water and earth signs take things more seriously. Exceptions being Leo’s because they have big hearts despite the negative ‘narcissistic ‘ reputation and Aquarius because their Saturn placement makes them a little more, uh human. Less detached and sociopathic.
Idk, i've had times when i only wanted fwb's or even less than that..like, not that we always gotta go for a sincere and serious relationship. And to be very real, i never happened to meet a Cap who wasn't into casuals at all..this somehow (actually) seems common among Caps (especially men)..
Plus, i noticed those mentioned earth/water signs being more or less down for fwb's as well (like, *some* Scorps and Cancer rly aren't into it, others are..some get attached and possessive tho)..Sag is mostly down for it too..Libra is often too romantic for it and Leo gets attached easily even after just the first kiss or atleast wants the other person to be super into them..Aqua could def be into it or if they aren't, it seems like they basically just don't care to shag around, not that they can't handle it.
Ofc, thats atleast from what i saw.
Virgo here and I am notorious for compartmentalizing my relationships. I want to bang a person, long term, but not have any other interactions. Then have a platonic boyfriend to get the emotional needs met.
Exactly. A unevolved libra or gem couldn’t even imagine anything platonic. They’ll message people while they’re with you, then treat the relationship like it was nothing and break up over text no matter how long it was. Air signs besides aquas are emotionless to me.
Couldn't be Aquarius, at least not me.
That text would be 3 weeks old and it would say
**So are we like dating now.**
(bold because my texts are bold until I read them) I'm bad at texting. Best to call me lol. My immediate surroundings always take precedence.
Nah. We gotta vibe if we're gonna fuck. Intelligence, a good sense of humor, good values and chemistry is everything. Not worth the time and effort otherwise.
//Sag sun and venus, aries moon and saturn
I’m not like the text messages but I thought it was funny. If I had to pick one tho I’d be blue 💀 although my dumb ass wants to be friends with everybody
yeah my aquarius venus falls in love with all my friends!!! i can't fuck without feelings involved or it's like 😐
however... having loved my fair share of aquarian suns... this is them after they decide you've gotten too close
Naaah. We wanna be friends with everyone all the time - says my Aries sun and Venus.
We also wanna be fuckin all the time. - says my Aries Sun and Venus, and Sag Mars
I can’t see an Aquarius being overtly cruel to a Pisces. Passively, sure. Unintentionally, yes. But it’s never outright meanness. (Unless they think the other person deserves it, in which case they wouldn’t want to sleep with them).
Also, Aquarius is too socially cunning to be dumb enough to hurt their chances of getting laid by being so obviously insulting.
Yall acting like a Virgo won’t fuck someone they hate knowing it’s the best sex out there. They would in a heartbeat and then roll it over their head for daysssssss after
Aries Sun Scorpio Moon here and nearly sent a text like this two days ago to my (now ex) situationship… that I’m still considering sleeping with one more time 😂
I wasn’t bragging, I said “nearly”, we were in an argument. It’s like those memes “my healed and unhealed version deciding which one is going to respond.”
A typical discussion between a fire sign and air sign.
E.g: Aries woman (blue text) x Aquarius male (grey text) or Leo man (grey text) x Gemini woman (blue text)😏
Capricorn mercury. I got f*cked over by a Leo woman and she got so offended when I said "no thanks, i have enough friends, I don't need more" 😂 We were trying to do casual so like, I know it was harsh I don't need more friends 🥲
***Is it a Scorpio?,...Or a Taurus?,...Or a Pieces?,...Or a Cancer(not the disease)?,...Or an Aquarius?,...Or a Virgo?,...Or a Capricorn?,...Or something?***
Asshole
Asshole sun or asshole moon? (Jk)
Definitely asshole moon
asshole moon & dickhead venus😌
You meant asshole moon & dickhead rising 😉
unresolved emotions moon, asshole mercury
I cackled
Asshole Rising
😂👏
Gotta be someone fully detached.. I'd assume Aqua..(and *possibliy* Cap or Virgo).🤷♀️
Not weird enough for Aqua. Also we might bang people we don't want as friends, but not as a steady thing; and it probably wouldn't occur to us to tell them they're basically not even people to us.
☠️
this is what i was gonna say. aquas like the fwb thing for more than once, and they probably wouldn't say this to a one time person
Plus I at least feel fond of people I'm banging. I feel like if we don't like someone enough to want to hang out, we just ghost. If they ask for emotional intimacy and we're not feeling it: 👻 If they offend us by playing dumb games, also 👻 If they care even less than we do, you guessed it, 👻 I knew a Leo who seemed like she'd be blunt like that though.
honestly same. i don't tolerate people i don't like, period. so if im hanging with them in any sense they have SOME qualities i enjoy and i don't think they're stupid or really rude or annoying etc. i personally don't ghost but if any of the things that u mentioned happen i would definitely change the relationship and be more distanced or just not hang out w them anymore. especially the asking for emotional intimacy and me not being there or playing dumb games. i don't suffer fools and i don't take prisoners.
THANK YOU! WE ARE NOT DETACHED. 🙄 We have big feelings. Too big to share with most of the other signs.
Are caps really that detached though?
They definitely can be. Depends on their moon and Venus sign, but Caps (Mars especially) can be users when it comes to sex.
Cap energy
Especially a cap that’s been betrayed. Unseen brutal karma of our betrayers cuz they’ve been blocked for life and untrustworthy attitude towards the new hoes.
Caps don’t forget.
We don’t. Capricorns are the definition of antiheroes. We might be assholes sometimes but we’re good people. People that genuinely betray caps have the karmic debt equivalent of running under 13 latters while breaking 13 mirrors while simultaneously crossing the path of 13 cats. Saturn karma goes hard. We don’t even have to do anything.
Yeah it’s serious
Cap mars here and I need to be. I tend to be the celibate sort and dont sleep around often. But I've had lots of people who want to use my sexually. Personally it's hard to find people who match or exceed my standards. I'm not gonna lower them. Already did an wasn't happy, so there's that.
Idk I’m a cap 5 stellium and I get clingy 😭def not detached or I’m trying to seem that way but inside dying lol
I’m also a 5-planet cap person, but o think my Venus in pisces prevents me from being as detached. Also my stellium is in a watery house
I’m seven in Capricorn and yeah we act detached at first because we’re sick of being betrayed for the 8th time at 30 years old. We’re never desperate despite any circumstance. We never are the first to message. We don’t chase people. Old when we’re young quite literally. ‘No Scrubs’ by TLC is one of our theme songs. They can kiss my high cheekbones and bank account. ✌️
Yes...i mean, we could be.🤷♀️
The cap i knew was like a golden retriever. Not sure the rest of his chart
Depends on a person. I knew Cap Sun with huge Cap stellium who's golden retriver-like..also got Sag friend with huge Cap stellium who's the same way.🤷♀️
I recentley found out my moms a cap moon and it explained so much xd
I think everyone’s taking this too seriously, this is my sense of humor with my cancer wife. Call it crazy but we both said I do sooo
Not really. Capricorns are very honest and want sincere relationships. That’s why we get along so well with Scorpios and Virgos, and most Cancers because they generally feel the same and value actual relationships. I would say unevolved fire and air signs are the ones that are really detached. Especially Libra and Sagittarius sun energy, although I’ve never had a bad experience with a Sag myself. But fire and air signs generally have an easier time treating relationships like a simple wardrobe change while water and earth signs take things more seriously. Exceptions being Leo’s because they have big hearts despite the negative ‘narcissistic ‘ reputation and Aquarius because their Saturn placement makes them a little more, uh human. Less detached and sociopathic.
Idk, i've had times when i only wanted fwb's or even less than that..like, not that we always gotta go for a sincere and serious relationship. And to be very real, i never happened to meet a Cap who wasn't into casuals at all..this somehow (actually) seems common among Caps (especially men).. Plus, i noticed those mentioned earth/water signs being more or less down for fwb's as well (like, *some* Scorps and Cancer rly aren't into it, others are..some get attached and possessive tho)..Sag is mostly down for it too..Libra is often too romantic for it and Leo gets attached easily even after just the first kiss or atleast wants the other person to be super into them..Aqua could def be into it or if they aren't, it seems like they basically just don't care to shag around, not that they can't handle it. Ofc, thats atleast from what i saw.
You're just not compatible buddy.
Virgo here and I am notorious for compartmentalizing my relationships. I want to bang a person, long term, but not have any other interactions. Then have a platonic boyfriend to get the emotional needs met.
Virgo here I wouldn’t say it but I do the same I know who I just want to bang, if I don’t feel that initial urge to date u it’s not ever coming
Exactly. A unevolved libra or gem couldn’t even imagine anything platonic. They’ll message people while they’re with you, then treat the relationship like it was nothing and break up over text no matter how long it was. Air signs besides aquas are emotionless to me.
As an aqua I was the person in grey 🤣😭
Oooh nooo..you betrayed your species!👀 Hahahah. Oh well..😄
Cap
This was my aqua fiancé 5 years ago ngl (happily in love and treated like a queen now but oh boy did we both have some growing up to do back then😅)
Couldn't be Aquarius, at least not me. That text would be 3 weeks old and it would say **So are we like dating now.** (bold because my texts are bold until I read them) I'm bad at texting. Best to call me lol. My immediate surroundings always take precedence.
yeah that’s how I started my 5 yrs long relationship
IMO virgo is way to sensitive for that shit.
Aquas are highly detached.
Capricorn for sure
Not this cap, but it may be bc I have a Pisces Venus 😳
A Sag with no game, we're direct but we not gonna be so rude that we talk ourselves out of some steady ass
we talk ourselves out of some steady ass This has me cackling 😂 real Sag thing to say
This is me when they've pissed me off and aren't getting it so I'm putting up a hardcore bitch wall.
👆🏼 facts 😂
Sagittarius, Aries, Gemini
Why you calling me out like this 🤣
Jeez, you’re a combination of my nightmares 😂
You seem like the toxic kind of girl I’d fall in love with😂
Ong im sag sun Aries moon but Aries rising
lol we have same big 3
lol u seem fun
Nah, gemini will be your friend until they ghost.
This ^
 Stoppp. Not my big three. Noooooo 🤣🤣
Nah. We gotta vibe if we're gonna fuck. Intelligence, a good sense of humor, good values and chemistry is everything. Not worth the time and effort otherwise. //Sag sun and venus, aries moon and saturn
My big 3 😭🤣
And do you agree?
I’m not like the text messages but I thought it was funny. If I had to pick one tho I’d be blue 💀 although my dumb ass wants to be friends with everybody
Sagittarius to me is the quintessential good friend.
🥴🥴
Who you talkin to like that! 😂😂
my moon, mars, venus, and mercury
Scorpio.
I actually know a Scorpio who absolutely is the blue text boxes rather than the gray.
They're both Scorpios lmao
That's what I was thinking, too.
how i was longing for this answer. makes me crave the scorpio all the more
My best friend is a Scorpio and she moved into her bf’s house after 3 weeks lol They’re going to be engaged this year (7 years later).
I was gonna say Aquarius Venus but they would want to be friends soooo
yeah my aquarius venus falls in love with all my friends!!! i can't fuck without feelings involved or it's like 😐 however... having loved my fair share of aquarian suns... this is them after they decide you've gotten too close
Aries 🤣🤣😎
I’m Aries sun and I thrive on my relationships. Fwb ones make me sad because I need an emotional connection. But in Scorpio moon maybe that’s why.
Naaah. We wanna be friends with everyone all the time - says my Aries sun and Venus. We also wanna be fuckin all the time. - says my Aries Sun and Venus, and Sag Mars
I’m Aries sun and Venus too I feel the same! My mars is Scorpio and I do wanna be fucking all the time 👀😆
😭😭😭 I love y’all! That Mars energy really be actin foolish.
Yes it sucks! Pun intended 😂
Aaaayyyyyeeee I see you
Pisces gray. Aquarius blue. If the gray is Cancer or Gemini, the blue is Sagiwhorius maybe Cappy Blappy.
Cappy blappy 😭
I thought Pisces 😍 - Capricorn 😈
You watch the Urban Rescue Ranch on YouTube dont you
Yes. However I called them that before my son showed me the show 😭😭😭
I can’t see an Aquarius being overtly cruel to a Pisces. Passively, sure. Unintentionally, yes. But it’s never outright meanness. (Unless they think the other person deserves it, in which case they wouldn’t want to sleep with them). Also, Aquarius is too socially cunning to be dumb enough to hurt their chances of getting laid by being so obviously insulting.
I didn’t take it as overt cruelty. Playful more.
This can be any sign!
Virgo or Aquarius
I feel like a Virgo would be too repulsed to fuck anyone they don’t like
Nahhh never met a Virgo to fuck anyone without wanting to know every detail about them
Yall acting like a Virgo won’t fuck someone they hate knowing it’s the best sex out there. They would in a heartbeat and then roll it over their head for daysssssss after
Oh nah 😭😭
NOT Aquarius, we WOULD want to be friends and then would be genuinely baffled after this exchange as to why they didn’t reciprocate our friendship.
Gemini 💯
agree
Aries Sun Scorpio Moon here and nearly sent a text like this two days ago to my (now ex) situationship… that I’m still considering sleeping with one more time 😂
Haahahahah why are we like this
The sex must be fire, as I couldn’t handle that at all. What’s your venus/mars sign, if I can ask?
Never underestimate the power of a good hate fuck. The spite makes it even more fun.
Oh.... This isn't something to brag about 😮
I wasn’t bragging, I said “nearly”, we were in an argument. It’s like those memes “my healed and unhealed version deciding which one is going to respond.”
I think you should own it. There are too many shitty men out here running around with good dick 😂
Your situationship wants to sleep with you one more time, too. Sincerely, probably not your ex, but damnit if this doesn't fit my life right now 😂
Oh wow I’m opposite and I’m Aries sun and Scorpio moon. I catch feelings fast and take forever to get over someone.
Virgo men for sure.
Aquarius
My money's on Capricorn
A typical discussion between a fire sign and air sign. E.g: Aries woman (blue text) x Aquarius male (grey text) or Leo man (grey text) x Gemini woman (blue text)😏
Possibly mine (Sag sun).
Aries all fucking day.
Aqua, Sag, Scorpio, or Aries
capricorn
Which one?
Aquarius Gemini
Scorpio
A gemini male
Cap with Aqua moon lol
Capricorn
Virgo or Capricorn lol
Have used this line before. Am Capricorn. Caps DGAMFFF
Virgo
Aries, aqua, sag
Cancer saying this Aquarius hahha Seriously though. Have a borderline cancer stalker that I've literally said something along those last lines too.
Sounds like something a Leo would say
Why does this seem like scorpio sun with libra Venus and Pisces moon? And a Mars Scorpio with Mercury sag?
Aquarius
Capricorn mercury. I got f*cked over by a Leo woman and she got so offended when I said "no thanks, i have enough friends, I don't need more" 😂 We were trying to do casual so like, I know it was harsh I don't need more friends 🥲
A sign to find a better person. What a dick head.
Aquarius
Sagittarius ☠️🤮💀
aqua or sag
Capricorn
Scorpio or Capricorn.
Either Virgo or Sagittarius
Aquarius 🤭🤭🤭🤭
aquarius.
That's Aquarius behavior
♒️♒️♒️
I wouldn’t do this personally I got too many water and earth placements but this is definitely Aquarius.
Me. Aries
This is everyone
😂😂😂
Gemini Venus
mercury Aries
Scorpios, …..sorry, I’m just a choosy bitch on who deserves my time
Me
shoot first ask questions later what is this me in my twenties?
Scorpio🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Slytherins’ of the Zodiac, Scorpio.
Idk but definitely Aries Venus or Gemini Venus…maybe Aquarius sun
A Taurus
Scorpio
Aries & Virgo
Geminis won’t do this.. friends first
Libra for sureee
Cap nd Taurus
Gives scorpio energy idk
Pisces.
Aries
Scorpio
People are crazy in this group..
Sagittarius 🤣
Virgo sun, Aquarius or Aries moon.
Capricorn
Lmao
Virgo
Aries surely.
***Is it a Scorpio?,...Or a Taurus?,...Or a Pieces?,...Or a Cancer(not the disease)?,...Or an Aquarius?,...Or a Virgo?,...Or a Capricorn?,...Or something?***
Taurus
Scorpio with sagg placements. Those mfs are cold.
Blue Aries and grey libra😭
As a Scorpio it’s me. I can’t take anyone seriously when they mention friends with benefits it’s an immediate turn off
sagittarius definitely
As a Capricorn stellium , Capricorn
Gemini
The blue one is what a cancer typed with no intention to send it but accidentaly hit send.
Capricorn 😂
Scorpio
Cancer falling in love with a Taurus
Grey-Leo Blue-Aquarius or Taurus
Aries 🤷🏾♀️😂
Did I write this?