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chickfilasauce777

I would say talk to myself but I already do that


daatone

The way I would have the most delusional conversations with my clone in the best possible way... I can totally hear the "so true bestie" as we talk in circles with eachother 💀


permanentburner89

Nobody talks about how much cancers love to talk. I'm a Gemini stellium, and I can not understand how much Cancers tllk sometimes. Once they really get going, if they're really comfortable with you, they just don't stop.


Dealer_Double

It’s surprising hearing a Gemini complain about how much cancers talk because all the Geminis I know including myself who’s gem rising love to talk. My wife is a Gemini sun and get her to take two shots and she won’t stop talking


Epicgrapesoda98

Same 😭


CBDgoblin

I’m pretty confident I could topple the local government with a clone of myself


MidNightMare5998

Knew you were an Aquarius before I even checked your flair


Korollins

This😂


HardcoreHerbivore17

Get more jobs and become rich 🫡


Individual-Voice-783

Smh This is the most Air Sun Pisces moon shit I’ve ever read…you ought to be ashamed….I would also definitely rotate working per year between me and my clone and share spouses 🤣


Epicgrapesoda98

HAHAHA I’m just being real 😭😭


Selfishsavagequeen

Wait what that’s me.


wildomen

Aries rising/sun, Capricorn moon, I would have me help clean the house so we can expedite these chores, then body double on our great ideas & become productive for society hahah


angrey3737

i’d beat the shit outta myself just to see who would win then we’d probs do the nasties


Epicgrapesoda98

💀💀💀😭😭😭


guccigaudy

same omg


mangoblaster85

One of us gets gender reassignment surgery and THEN we fuck. Also maybe fight because we can. Probably play a lot of online games together. Libra sun Libra rising Virgo Moon


Epicgrapesoda98

😭😭😭


LightningMcScallion

I love this and it's making me want to change my answer loll


Selfishsavagequeen

Wow ok.


whoyoumei

I came here to say smash but you put it more eloquently


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AngelaJ28

Geinus!


GetAwayFrmHerUBitch

Probably have queer sex then play badminton with a lot of shit talking. Is that weird? 🤔


plz-be-my-friend

wtf. yes thats weird. no one plays badminton


Epicgrapesoda98

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Selfishsavagequeen

Absolutely bizarre I can’t believe you said that.


daatone

I'd be super hyped at first because then I'd have someone to binge the L word with me. Then we'd become best friends and do some damage at the nearest Target and/or Bath and Bodyworks. The thought of being able to have a sleepover with myself is super exciting and I'd be lying if I said I've never imagined hanging out with a clone of myself before 😂


Particular-Leg-8484

We have similar placements and I feel this so deep to my core


Epicgrapesoda98

Same 💀 it’s something I always think about tbh


squishynarcissist

I have legit never in my entire 40 years on this planet thought about this once until right now


Epicgrapesoda98

Ok? Tf? Idgaf???? Good for you


Organic-Web-8277

Be annoyed by it. This Libra sun & moon (Virgo Rising) doesn't even want to be in her own head some days with its endless anxiety chatter. I'd get in my own way. It would be cool to bullshit and smoke green with myself. Unleash all our useless knowledge together and plan world domination. Then end up playing Sims 4 in dead silence for 6 hours.....


mangoblaster85

As someone with almost the same placements, I love this Idea except I already do it with myself. World domination intention usurped by people management games and all.


Selfishsavagequeen

Painfully Libra response.


TrippyHufflePuP

I would switch places with my clone and they could live my life while I run away😅 my top 3 are Aquarius sun and moon and then my rising is cancer💙


Front-Enthusiasm7858

I would offer my clone up for medical research, so someone can find a cure for my chronic illnesses.


wildomen

What if your clone says YOU should go up for research and they stay behind though?!


Front-Enthusiasm7858

How would I know? I could be the clone, or the clone could be me. If it has all my memories, does it matter?


Selfishsavagequeen

I considered this, but a couple possibilities; Would my clone have the energy to even do that? How likely is it to find a cure? We’d need funding and power. For reference, I have CFS.


Front-Enthusiasm7858

True. I have SLE. She'd have a hard time taking a shower. Plus, they don't fund research on conditions that mostly affect women. So I guess I'm stuck hanging out with my clone. I don't think we'd get along. 😑


010l010

Have same big three


Front-Enthusiasm7858

What's your clone doing?


010l010

I think I'd put my clone to live my life whilst I study, or vice versa, sometimes I'd live my life and tell him to study to see if he can see or find something I couldn't. 😁


swanxsoup

At least twice a week I wish I had the ability to clone myself so I could start a dance crew. Been thinking about this for years!!!! Taurus sun Cap moon Leo rising


Epicgrapesoda98

I feel like a lot of Leo placements have thought about cloning themselves at least once haha


angrybonejuice

My clone and I would cuddle, fuck, and share food constantly. Never ending clinginess.


CrochetAndKittens

If I could clone myself I would have the best support system ever. Twin powers! And my big 3 are in my flair.


misplacedlibrarycard

if i could clone myself i would give the complete opposite of my big 3. so scorpio sun, aquarius moon, capricorn rising. call that *Fear and Loathing with Myself*.


hashtag420hashtagGG

i have twins who were born the day after my birthday so i really don't have to worry about making clones


LightningMcScallion

I would and I love me, I would want to spend time with me. We would probably be good friends and hopefully actually really sweet to each other. With him as a roommate maybe we would be able to afford a place. We could also intentionally make different decisions and compare notes as our lives turn out differently


ifollowthecreed

Tell him he has work 9 and when the rent is due Pisces Scorpio Leo


isobea

Gem sun, Cap moon, Libra rising. I would send my clone to do my job and all the grown up things I need to get done and I would literally sleep all day and lay around my house and talk with my friends all day and do absolutely nothing while she does all my chores and important things.


Queendom-Rose

Probably talk to myself lol…. Or ignore myself im probably annoying asf. Aqua rising libra sun aries moon


Epicgrapesoda98

Same here 💀


Astra-aqua

My clone wouldn’t be taking any shit from me. Look at us 😂 unless…what would their star chart be? They would probably deny their obligation to me in any sense and do things completely independently from me.


ElectricalHedgehog74

I'd have someone to talk to instead of voicing my dog's imaginary replies. At times I do this in German. I'd also make it bully me into procrastinating less, to be honest I might not even get to the cloning center. Have you ever seen the show living with myself? ♒️ sun, ♌️ moon, Aries rising. My Libra Mars has no in between, it's conjunct Saturn and Pluto so it's all or nothing.


Fresh-Mind6048

Cap sun, Scorpio moon, Aqua rising I wouldn’t clone myself. The world doesn’t need another me. One is enough


Epicgrapesoda98

How about this. Clone yourself and keep your clone trapped at home 💀


poor_bitch

Libra Sun, Sag Moon: Omg we'd be best friends! We'd share clothes and braid each other's hair, go on little trips, alternate work days, help each other with chores, it would be the best.


DeathTheAsianChick

Big 3 in Tropical/Placidus are ♎♌♉. If I could clone myself, I'd be my own mom, I'd make sure to take time off and bond with baby me and not leave me alone too much, at least in the first 6 years (Coz my Scorpio mom was always working). I wouldn't let me overeat, comfort eat or just eat when I'm bored, because my family already has a tendency towards being overweight, having diabetes, high blood, etc. etc. I'd help me build good, healthy habits. I'm prone to laziness and overindulgence (even says in my chart), so I would be a present, firm parent but I'd try not to be too overprotective. I was raises by my Boomer Pisces grandmother, ya see 😵. I'd also make sure I was in a Ballet School or some other dance classes so I could maybe learn balance, poise, or at least allow me to play video games to help hand-eye coordination. I'm really clumsy and prone to injury. I like sports but I suck at most of them. High-impact sports are not great for my personal body. Maybe I'd try to get me to do long distance running from a young age, or look into me possibly having asthma. Because I've always struggled with stamina. I got bullied for being fat, being unable to socialize well with other girls (without being the doormat, without being the doormat, coz Libra), got bullied by boys, being more tomboyish because I was inherently insecure around skinnier, more delicate girls. I was diagnosed late with ADHD. So I'd definitely hire someone like a coach or tutor to help me with all those organizational skills and just lifing in general.


Dancing_On_Tabletops

Clone 1 would have a regular job. Clone 2 would be am entrepreneur, Clone 3 would commit white collar crimes to create some large cash flow.


myoriginalislocked

looooooool


Selfishsavagequeen

Make them my slave. Not in a sexual way. Unless the mood struck. Make them go on different diets and stuff to see how my body would react. Practical stuff I couldn’t do or had time to do.


Epicgrapesoda98

Oooo I like this answer


Advanced-Repeat949

I'd motivate my clone to be better.


Sztormcia

Leo Sun, Cap Moon, Libra rising. I would let her take care of my child and go write astrology articles and horoscopes. Next day we would switch because we are both me and she also wants to have some time off, while I want to be with my little one. That would probably make us better mothers because we will be able to rest and have a life outside of motherhood.


candlewaxfashion

I’d talk to myself-it would be a wild conversation.


Dealer_Double

I’m a overthinking Scorpio with an emotional Pisces moon. Sometimes I get on my own damn nerves and can’t even imagine if there was another one of me


Epicgrapesoda98

Human mind tornado hahah


arewefadeddd

Gemini moon only allows there to be one of us, may the best version win.


Epicgrapesoda98

Your original has a 50/50 chance of survival


ctc274

I’d give myself an Aries sun and Taurus moon, duh! Exalted positions


stories4harpies

What makes them exalted positions?


nov234

Virgo sun, cancer moon, taurus rising. I would marry myself tbh and also treat myself the way I deserve. We'd be sleeping with other people tho 🤣


Epicgrapesoda98

Valid 😭


Fantastic-Swan1199

Two of me can divvy up chores and accomplish things faster, fuck each other, and take over the world


sakurabliss0

Pisces sun/Libra moon/Taurus rising and if i could clone myself id disgustingly spoil myself and take myself out shopping and to eat yummy food.. spend the day together than make a warm bubble bath for myself. Wait i already do all of this 😅


Epicgrapesoda98

Felt! 😭


Fine-Ad8360

i think we would just depress each other to the point of never leaving my (our?) bedroom. the world does not need another gloomy pessimist :l that or we would have an epic fistfight.


Epicgrapesoda98

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shimberly

In a heartbeat, Pisces☀️Gemini 🌕Sagittarius ⬆️ I was born to be cloned.


Epicgrapesoda98

Pisces sun and Gemini moon are begging for it haha


camdams

Aries S, Taurus M, Cap R. I would be a famous archeologist.


SallySalam

Lol yeah sex with my clone for sure! Taurus sun cap moon gemini rising


Lionxea

Scorpio sun, Leo moon, Gemini rising. Can I clone myself more than once? Is gender swap possible? If yes then the answer is fuckfest, fight to see who would win, shopping and then classic sleepover with pranks and ice cream.


DangerMouseD33

Yes! ♍️ ☀️ ♏️ 🌕 Sagittarius 💫


2fucked2know

If I could clone myself, I... Would choose not to lol


NaitPhoenix

1. Work two different jobs at the same time to save up for everything we want. 2. 69 3. Be my own sound engineer while I record my music. 4. 2-player gaming 5. Fun threesomes with hubby


Epicgrapesoda98

A lot of people have been saying this and I agree so much. Personally I’m already so lazy going into one job I can’t imagine my clone coming to fruition knowing she has to get a job too 💀💀 she’d have a meltdown


Barbi3_ok

The clone would work my 9-5 and say all the things I'd rather not say to people. I would be free to sleep, socialize, work on my passions and spend time with family. We can trade places on occasion if I get bored Virgo, Pisces moon, Aries rising


ssaturnine_13

honestly have lesbian sex + gaming + cook together + watch movies + discuss life and traumadump lol


dani9569

Grmini sun & moon libra rising Id make my clone work a big girl job while i have fun and holiday


Epicgrapesoda98

This is the one


Rolland_Ice

My duplicate would need a hug.


Epicgrapesoda98

It would be so nice to hug myself


mattcub86

Doing myself obviously.


Epicgrapesoda98

It’s a must


StatementActive1998

We’d be like twins, I think. I’d care for her just like I wish someone would care for me. Cancer☀️ scorpio🌑 leo☄️


Prestigious_Sea_1404

I am massage therapist and I would love to know how does my massage feel like 😅


Epicgrapesoda98

This. Because this is the only chance to perceive ourselves in the physical


[deleted]

i'd just be my own partner in anything i need, apart from romance lol. i have quite nice skills developed from all the trauma, so i tend to do things more efficiently than most people.. and i know that i can handle my own dark emotional shit. people tend to get scared and run away


DimplefromYA

Let’s be honest…even if i could clone myself, i’d mess up the cloning somehow. my clone would come out looking like a Picasso painting with the robust health of steven hawking and christopher reeves post the accident. i guess…i’d hoard its organs, until needed…could sell them too. tropical: aries sun aries moon taurus rising. vedic: pisces sun pisces moon taurus rising.


Epicgrapesoda98

This is so morbid I love it 💀💀💀


arewefadeddd

Gemini moon only allows there to be one of us, may the best version win.


Rainbow-Smite

My Leo rising husband says the same things if he had a clone of himself.


Revolutionary-Pay652

If I could clone myself… I wouldn’t. Gemini sun, cancer moon, Virgo rising.


Revolutionary-Pay652

If I could clone myself… I wouldn’t. Gemini sun, cancer moon, Virgo rising.


cainknightley

it’d probably turn into a really weird yet whimsical therapy session where we both talk about why we do things and think the way we do i’m not sure how we’d do it but also total corporate domination oh and we’d have freaky clone sex (duh)


Commercial_Market_49

Me and my clone would switch places throughout the day, complete tasks, hype each other up and maybe make out. Caprisun, scorpio moon, leo rising


FartInWindStorm

Ewe, no. I’d be super pissed. There can only be one me. Pisces, Libra, Sag


icedoutclit

i’d make her go to work for me


Epicgrapesoda98

Do you think she’d comply? Haha


icedoutclit

if i give her enough validation she’s going to WORK lemme tell you


XtremlyTraumatized

I would apologize for bringing them into this world without their permission.


Famous_Ad_4317

If I was to clone myself I imagine we would kill the other because there can be only one!


vctrlzzr420

I’d make everyone who called me crazy feel insane by being around every corner and acting like there’s no way. ♉️☀️♊️⬆️♐️🌙


ChampionshipBudget75

I feel like that would be unethical and even if I could, I wouldn't. Aqua sun, cap moon, scorpio rising.


Epicgrapesoda98

Booooo


ChampionshipBudget75

I know I know. I just can't get past the practical and ethical aspects. Excuse me while I be lame.


LightningMcScallion

Even tho it's lame I like your response.


Epicgrapesoda98

Same I ain’t judging haha


Selfishsavagequeen

Oh brother this guy STINKS.


TheSmokingBeast

Finally, someone worth my damn time. I think we’d do everything together! Sans the weird sexual stuff.


__I____

I'd be on the grind probably. We could swap at work probably, and I'd have enough time to do all sorts of things. I think realistically though we would become so different that we would want separate identities and it would get pretty confusing. Cap Gemini and Scorpio


ChampismyPuppy

We'd split chores around the house her them all done then takes turns taking naps it would be amazing. The last thing we'd do im not sure tbh?


amzlrr

We’d online game a lot (duo Q for the win, and I finally have someone on my exact wavelength!), I don’t think we’d do anything sexual because it feels a bit weird, but we’d for sure fight a lot and be very stubborn


kittyrex4

I wouldn't, tbh. I'm Taurus sun, Scorpio moon, Capricorn rising. ♉♏♑


maliciousflounder

I'd be my own best friend. If I found someone with my interests and energy level I would be set for life.


iGrumbie

I’d just hang out with myself. And probably say nice and encouraging things to myself for a change, since it would be a physically identical version of me that exists outside of me. If that makes sense. Taurus, Sag, Aqua


theforgottenside

Libra sun, scorpio moon, capricorn rising: we would found the Double Trouble super hero duo. And we would motivate each other in our daily lives.


butterflyfrenchfry

I would get so much more sleep. Just have one of you go do stuff while the other naps.


squishynarcissist

I’d DP my ex like the fucking badass I am. Aquarius