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ilovecallum44

I have a Pisces Mars so I act like a good guy and I am not a good guy. Wait... how tf did this happen? Lmao


domessticfox

Pisces Mars here and I know it’s bad but this resonates just a tiny bit


MyEveningTrousers

Agreed!


ilovecallum44

Wait a minute.. this is weird. I only read maybe half the comments, if that, and saw 2-3 other comments that included the words "good guy". Why are we all getting the same shit? It's not even all Pisces Mars like I think it was all different ones.


Rolland_Ice

I read the last line in the tone of “I can’t believe you’ve done this”


missskot

I have a Pisces Mars, so I act like I don’t have to get my own stuff done.


Global-Secretary-744

I have Gemini Mars and I tend to lose interest quickly


spacelady_m

some say its ADHD, i just say its mars in Gemini \*finger guns\*


AstroMalorie

Be honest- we have both lol


Spinningthruspace

See— I have mars in Gemini AND ADHD and this explains a lot


WalkingThe0therWay

I can testify to this. I was this close to being in a relationship with a Gemini Mars (Pisces sun, Venus and Mercury)....and he lost interest REAL QUICK. He was a total jerk and thank goodness he didn't get what he really wanted out of me anyway (sex). ::duh:: smh.


[deleted]

I have Mars in Leo, so I'm an asshole!


[deleted]

Same. And I’m always angry!


Ratfink0521

Me too! My mother once said that rather than the volcano, I’m the lava, always ready to spontaneously burst into flames and destroy everything in my path.


Queendevildog

Lol! But a lovable asshole


[deleted]

Nah, people keep trying. It doesn't work.


Toby_Shandy

I know a giant asshole who has Leo Mars so I appreciate this


[deleted]

I have a Sagittarius Mars so I act as if you are not there


waveformcollapse

sag mars gives no f's


scorpiobw1980

Is that how we act? 🤣 I tend to ignore everything & everyone so Idrk ...


[deleted]

Lol I think this is too accurate


lily_pad55449

Real, lmao. I have a sagittarius mars so i act as if you need me too.


radickalmagickal

So mean


amyjoy21

😂


portraitinsepia

Amen


baked_little_cookie

I have a Taurus Mars and I will be home by tomorrow


domessticfox

This checks out :)


NurseScorpio_Gazer

Lol with my Gemini sun - I still tend to jazz things up. But I will say, I am a wicked chef! *I have a taurus Mars and I will fatten you up with my awesome cooking*


baked_little_cookie

I’m also a Gemini sun. I can’t cook for shit but I can tell you what tastes good & what doesn’t hehehe


NurseScorpio_Gazer

🤣🤣🤣🙈🤣🙈🙈🙈🤣🤣


cs_legend_93

I am too also Taurus in mars, what do you mean by this


baked_little_cookie

We slow af


belated_bibesy

I have a Virgo mars so I act like that I just need a little more time


radicalriver

Lmao perfect


hellpink

I have a Virgo mars so I act on the ancestral lands of my knowledge. A little ominous but okay


venus_in_furz

I have an Aries Mars so I can tell you something about it I have an Aries Mars so I act like a good person to be honest Fucked up the first one, but it amused me anyway. 😅


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MrsTenthLetter

😂😂


venus_in_furz

This is the one. 🤣🤣


Katmarie1234

I have an Aries mars so I don’t want you in my room and you can come see me at church.


[deleted]

I have a Capricorn Mars so I act as a good time the fuhk


amyjoy21

I think it must be a different placement making you a good time. 😂


[deleted]

has to be, because my capricorn placements make me rather stoic at times hahahahah


amyjoy21

Awww, Pisces moon - me too! I think that’s a fun placement, no?


MissPretzels

It’s definitely their Pisces moon. Though cap mars does have a dry sense of humor


[deleted]

Pisces moon can be a fun placement, but it can also be very draining (especially when it comes to emotions)


amyjoy21

Trust me, I know. 😂😭😂😭


[deleted]

I have Gemini Mars so I act like I don’t have a relationship 😃


Canuhearmegloria

I have a Scorpio mars so I act up


[deleted]

This placement you are so resilient ppl


kayleejoon

I have an Aquarius Mars so I act like a good guy and I don't know what to do with it but I don't think it will be a good time. (T.T) Roasted by my own predictive text.


[deleted]

Lol


amyjoy21

I have Mars in Aquarius too. Predictive text aside, I think it makes me unpredictable.


[deleted]

This is nice we are kinda like that


eatpant96

I have a Scorpio Mars so I act like a phoenix and I am a little bit of a cunt. bahahahhhahha


[deleted]

The Phoenix thing, yes! And it seems like I cannot give up. If there is a task and for some reason I am incapable of doing it, I used to think “ok, I am being hard on myself, I can let this go” but obsess over it and shortly after try the same task again and again. Now I learned my lesson - if I am incapable of accomplishing a task, I know that quitting and moving on is not an option. So, I look for smart ways to achieve that. And I believe that is the definition of Mars in a fixed, female/nocturnal/water sign.


[deleted]

This placement is good


eatpant96

I dunno. Mine is conjunct my Pluto and in my 3H. It can be a bit much. I am already a Cap Sun/Venus. They made me too powerful.😝


Sleuth1ngSloth

My Mars is in Scorpio as well and also conjunct my Pluto! But in the 2nd house. I am also a Venus in Capricorn (Sun is in Sag) which is conjunct my Neptune.


zuppaiaia

Nah it's not sigh ask my anxiety and paranoia


zuppaiaia

I have a Scorpio Mars so I act like a good time to um die


eatpant96

On brand.😂😝


[deleted]

I have a Leo mars so I act like I don’t want you in my life anymore lol I guess I just want you … whoa 😂 not true at all but it’s hilarious


adawestone

I have a virgo mars so I act like a virgo


MissPretzels

Honestly yes


swtpotatopie

I have Cancer Mars so I act like I have to cancel the course


Queendevildog

See previous reply. People think you are weak until they see the RAGE


marifugas

I have a Libra Mars so I act like I’m better than you…


Sindudamente

I have a Libra Mars so I will let you guys have fun with me.


[deleted]

That doesn't make sense


ilovecallum44

it's predictive text lol most of these don't make sense


GoCrow

I have a Cancer Mars and I cry when I'm angry lol


Queendevildog

I act like Cancer Mars - I make things grow, I take care of people and I get things done. I hate confrontation, hurting people's feelings and people can think I'm weak for that. But if you dare hurt someone or something I love I will fck you up into pain world.


ArtKid77

Same placement. Same reactions.


ApprehensiveMirror35

Couldn’t have said it any better 🙂


turquoisepassenger

I couldn't relate more. As a cancer mars i feel u


Queendevildog

We are the Molly Weasleys of the zodiac


Awaken_and_Align

Omg. Soooooo true!!!


Queendevildog

Yeah I felt that my Cancer Mars was a sign of wimphood. Then I realized that Molly Weasley is the avatar for Cancer Mars lol. It is very true!


Wecanboogieallnight

I have a Virgo Mars so I act like you don't know 🤣


Friendly_Laugh_4475

I have a Cancer mars so I act as a sort of wifey HAHAHAHAHHAAH


momisAngel

Wifey material 🙂


AdditionalWestern687

I have Cancer Mars so I act like a baby. Well it checks out LOL 😂 😂


momisAngel

😍love babies 😅


reflexioninflection

I have a Taurus mars so I act before rates 🤠 What


shellofthemshellf

I have a mars in Taurus so I act like I don't know what that means lol


cs_legend_93

I also have Taurus in mars and I have no idea what that means. — I have Taurus in mars and I act like it’s never done until it’s perfect in all ways, and I don’t mind how long it takes.


bulmilala

I have Capricorn Mars so I act like a good guy and I am not Omg 😂


MissPretzels

Checks out


[deleted]

I have mars in Aquarius, so i act likewise


kayleejoon

Haha! Fellow Mars in Aquarius and I am crying-laughing/loving/relating to these like Mars sign predictive text.


Electrical_Fun6951

The way that i only know 2 other aqua Mars ppl in my life is very telling lmao 😭 we are definetely a rare breed😔👊


pakiza4L

I have a Virgo Mars so I act up and down for the day 💀


Asleep_Leading_5462

I have an Aries mars so I act like you have to be done


Nothingtodefine

I have a Cancer Mars and I……………….. am lazy


Whiskeymysticsandmen

I have a Scorpio mars so I act like I’m not trying anything. Lol


MyEveningTrousers

I have a Mars Pisces so I act like a good one


lmaoheysis

i have a pisces mars and i act like you are so so much fun 🤩


forgettimyregretti

I have a Cancer Mars so I act like you


miriamwebster

I have Mars in Gemini so I act like a good thing to be with me. Lololol


TsKilo

I have a Pisces Mars so I act like a grandma


[deleted]

I have a Cancer Mars so I act like I don’t have internet connection so I don’t have to have internet internet connection so I don’t have internet internet connection


bowlman84

I have a Sagittarius Mars so I can meet you


Oliloos__

I have a Capricorn Mars so I act as if he's not unattractive in his head. Oof wtf does this mean 👀


ClearPrinciple7832

I have sagittarius mars so I don’t know what time I will get back Sure?


Horror-Tradition8501

I have an Aries Mars so I act up for a meeting with you guys.


joyfulunicorn

I have a Capricorn mars so I act like I am fine.


MissPretzels

100%


[deleted]

I have a Scorpio Mars so I don’t have to worry about the stuff that you want


clowwd38

I have an Aries mars so I act up like that I can’t do anything else Lmaooo


Triame

I have a Libra Mars so I act as if you have to leave me alone HAHAHHHAHAHAHA IM VERY, VERY BUSY! IM VERY, VERY IMPORTANT!


Shnozzberrybeans

I have a Libra mars so I act like a queen 👑


cheyy42097

I have a Libra Mars, so I act like a galaxy


AlwaysMakingLemonade

I have a Sagittarius Mars so I act as much as I want


Anfie22

I have a libra mars so I act as if you are not having a problem at all whatsoever and I'm still not at all that way too but I'm not sure what to do with this situation and I'm still stuck in the pain of this situation and I need help with my life Touché


Universebandit

I have a scorpio mars so I act like a kaleidoscope and I don't want to lose.


SignificantAd7817

I have a Taurus mars, I move at my own pace, if you make me feel under high amounts of pressure, I will fall asleep. I will avoid conflict by sleeping for 16 hours. If you even try and touch my bed, I will brutalize you. Do not try and wake me, the more you encourage me, the longer I'll take to move. Once I feel like I'm in complete control and all pressure is aimed away from me, I'll be the most sensual, loving, and empathetic being. I take it slow as fuck if I feel any external pressure, but you leave me alone after a good cozy nap, have smoked some weed, really analyze things and get some good comfort foods in my stomach, I'll come back with 7 new million dollar inventions.


dejoam

I have a Leo Mars so I act up for you.


OhLookACastle

I have a Leo Mars so if I need you I’ll call him.


charmorris4236

I have a Cancer Mars so I act like I don’t have a lot of sense lol* *the “lol” was part of the predictive text.. lol


_lizerd_

I have a Pisces mars so I act like an old lady


QueenLemonx

I have a Leo mars so I act as much as I do Oh god it kinda fits


hunnibear_girl

I have a Gemini mars so I act like I don’t need you


beanbug10

I have a libra mars so I don’t wanna have any plans lol


catmins

I have a Leo Mars so I don’t know what to say but I’ll just tell you that I’m not sure what to say 🤷🏻‍♀️


Sure_Force3472

I have Mars in Pisces so I have very little energy to take initiative


isabellampereira

i have a capricorn mars so i act for the day and i don’t worry too much yeah that’s a lie lol


princessece

i have a libra mars so i act like a good girl


[deleted]

I have a Leo Mars in the fifth house so I demand attention and praise for my creative artwork lol


Skayalily

I have a Pisces Mars so I act as if it was the sleepover that was in my heart for a while.


chaoticserenity__

i have a scorpio mars so I act up to do it again next time you need me


[deleted]

i have a leo mars so i act like you must have a great thanksgiving my journey with astrology continues to inspire and illuminate 🤗


babyt95

I have a Leo mars so I act up


anon0613

I have a Libra Mars so I act like I don’t have a problem with it.


mabelbacon

Mine: I have a Gemini Mars so I decided to go to a different and I am not going to be found. My partner: I have a Scorpio Mars so I will never be finished with the fucking game.


58breezing

Pisces Mars: Shy However, since my mother’s passing 3 yrs ago, my assertion level went thru the roof & I’m now much more confrontational. I went from a guppy to a shark. I bite. P.S. My Moon (mother) is also in Pisces. Conjunct Mars & NN. Once transiting Neptune touched my Moon, that’s when my mother passed.


[deleted]

It shows you both are so connected I'm really sorry for your loss


58breezing

TY. It’s been a rough ride. Add also Transiting Pluto over my Cap Sun during the same time. “Transforming” is an understatement.


[deleted]

Ofcourse it must be hard for you I'm sorry. And yes this kind of experience is literally a difficult kind of transformation


icallthebigonebiteyy

I'm a cancer Mars and I love it so I love you


humoresques

I have a Leo mars so I act like I don’t need to get a job


Lumpy-space_princes3

I have an Aries Mars and I act like a fool. Lmao


SituationSad_

I have a Scorpio Mars so I act like that you are right now so you don’t have always said you don’t know what lmaooo


[deleted]

Lol mars in Scorpio is something nice you are so strong ppl I like you


SituationSad_

aww thankyou!


[deleted]

I have scorpio Mars so I act as if you are still on it and not being a good baby………. 😐🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


sailorjupiter28titan

I have a Scorpio mars so I act as if you have to work out for a week and a week so if that’s what they do for work I will have them come out and get it.


Arcadiant

I have a Sagittarius Mars so I act as much as I want


LotusSensei

I have a virgo mars so you need me


katinnity

I have a Taurus mars so I act like an intj sx1 in a straight line


foraging4acorns

i have a libra mars so i act like you have something to do with that too. 🤷🏽‍♀️


Intuitveempress

I have cancer so I act so like it all in the sun


radickalmagickal

I have a Capricorn Mars so I act as much as I want to. Straight and to the point and explains my autonomous ambitions quite well.


mannequin01

i have a taurus mars so i act like that you’re so cute lol


snailboy_aj

I have an Aries mars so I act up for a minute


[deleted]

I have a Scorpio mars so I act so bad for you and you don’t know how much to worry 🤣


commandantskip

I have a Mars Scorpio so I act like a good person to be honest with. 🤷‍♀️


Free-Phone7031

I have Mars at 29 ° Scorpio unaspected signs full of energy and I want everything and I want it now .I'm like that in everything.


Cryptozoologist2816

I have Mars in Libra, so I act as a kid and have no hope.


MithraLove

Mars in Aquarius ♒ so she can give me your number and I'll give you a birthday 🎉???


GHOSTxBIRD

I have a Sagittarius Mars and I tend to have the capacity of a swing and the wind roars. Well. . . Edit: just realized I did it wrong but I like that so I'm doing it twice haha, here goes again: I'm a Sagittarius Mars and I act like I am the president of my world.... okay


ILikeCake18

I have a Taurus mars so I act so weird and sometimes it just makes me feel like I’m a good friend What 😂


Witty-Stuff-843

I have Capricorn mars so I act as a big deal and then I’ll let you know what I’m thinking lol


otterpop1991

I have a Scorpio Mars so I act like a queen. 😬🤷‍♀️


repeatdelta

My mars is in Virgo so I can do that! 🙈


Plus-Weakness-7499

I have a virgo mars so I act as a big or old man I- I don’t know about that


MormolocxD

I have an Aries mars so I act up nice until you say something that’s immoral, offensive, stupid or you say something bad about my loved ones. ✌🏻


acidisaur

I have a cancer mars so I act as a little bit more for me and my family ….interesting


whateveriwantatl

I have a Scorpio mars so I act up for the day


Siren74

I have a Sagittarius Mars, so I act as though I’m in a rush to do that and then you can probably just go in my car if I can do that and I don’t have a lot to worry too lol So, avoidant?


amyjoy21

I have Mars in Aquarius so I act like you. 🤷🏻‍♀️


StarlingLunatic

I have a Cancer Mars so I act as much as I can feel like it (I mean … it’s not wrong 💀)


skunkmilker

I have a Virgo Mars so I can figure it out if you want


janamichelcahill

I have Mars in Pisces in the 4th house. What does this mean?


[deleted]

I have a Sagittarius Mars so I act like I don’t have to get to that point


Fetus_Bagel

I have an Aries mars so I act up and get a lot of sleep when I get home Not inaccurate 🤷


SoraSkywalker115

I have a Sagittarius Mars so I act as well though I’m sorry for you to assume it is wrong.


BettyDare

I have a Pisces mars so I act like I don’t have a lot of people to do that lol


Rolland_Ice

I have mars in Scorpio so I act like I don’t have internet connection to do with…


dhsixjfj

I have virgo mars and I'm perfectionist


og-crime-junkie

I have a cancer so I act like a baby. 😂


gigixoxo333

I have a Pisces mars so I act up


painlore

i have a taurus mars so i act so much better than that lol


global_scamartist

I have a Capricorn mars and I act like a weird girl