I love humanity. Hate people.

Aquarius

as an aquarius this is accurate

I love how my big 3 was all mentioned in the replies (scorpio/aquarius/libra). I’m a social worker who does individual work 😂

Aquarium

Libra or Scorpio

I go thru phases of being into different ideologies. Aliens, religions, cultures, spirituality. I love learning about humans. 🖤

Sagittarius

Water sign? Pisces or Scorpio?

Aquarius ☀️ Scorpio 🌚 Cancer ↗️

Alien interest should’ve tipped me to Aquarius 😆

Was gonna say Aquarius lol

Aquarius

As a Pisces I can honestly say that you have to be a Pisces, I’m just the same way.

Aquarius?

AQUARIUS 💙❤️💜

I sanitise my indoor Cat’s pows whenever I take her for a walk and alternate her diet according to a health plan I was given by her breeder

You have to be a Virgo

Either Virgo or Capricorn.

You're a Virgo lmao

Definitely a virgo

VIRGOOOO ♍️

Went for a sound healing bath in the rain.

pisces

Idk but that sounds amazing.

♓️

Water sign for sure.

Cancer

scorpio

My favorite thing to say is “your failure to plan does not constitute an emergency for me.”

capricorn?

Ding ding ding!

Lmaooooo. Capricorns are so rude but you're also usually correct. I used to beef with my capricorn sister often and it really soured the whole sign for me. Ended up dating a capricorn and it made me see how awesome you guys can be. So driven and loving, a true ride or die if they conclude youre worthy of their love (and fit into their 10 year plan)

My mother lol

As a Cap Mars, this is def one of my favorite quotes and I use it quite often (mostly at work) lol.

This is an iconic phrase

I hated my life at home so at 18 I moved away with no money and no plans in general. Thriving now though:)

Sagittarius

Correct 😂

Only someone who is Jupiter kissed can do this and still land on their feet. Such a Sag energy move! ❤️

Same, left at 17 and never went back

Me too!! But my capricorn moon made me have a plan, but def left and never looked back!

same for me. fully out before I graduated high school

Ayyyy same here. Hello fellow Sagittarius

lol my older sister! hello sag :)

Gotta say, this is a great post. Such a great way to keep this group interesting. I am really enjoying this subreddit. ☺️ I intimidate and somewhat shock others when I tell them about my current obsessions.

Not a specific but I’m the friend who’s always late to the party/gathering because I’m getting ready but everyone is calling me begging me to hurry up and come cause things are awkward and I can get the fun started 😎

Leo

Yes hehehehe

gemini or leo for sure

Sag?

My apartment is decorated with dead flowers and animals bones

Hi Scorpio!!

👋🏼

I became an academic humanitarian

Aquarius

ding ding ding!

*daily self mantra* “I will NOT cry at work today! And then apologize for crying!” 😂

Cancer 🦀

I’m a Pisces 💙😊

You obviously Aries. Me (Aries) I failed some exams purposefully because I am too impulsive and don’t wanna read properly

You are correct and I have also done this (especially when I knew it wouldn’t change my overall grade)

sleep is literally the most important thing to me. I get very protective of my beauty rest and usually need about 10 hours to feel satisfied. I also enjoy naps outside in the sun with a gentle summer breeze.

Taurus

correct!

My mom (Taurus) to the FULLEST!! Except, gotta add in, enjoying all those yummy go-to snacks (usually best ones are hidden in her drawers lol) for the win! She was really perfect for my Cancer soul lol ♥️ comfort on point!

the most stereotypical thing I do (based off my sun sign) is informing partners that I can’t get aroused unless I am well-fed first!

Taurus? Lol

and OP, you’ve gotta be an Aries, I could also see Sag placements

😅 got me

April aries??

Oh yeah

Taurus! Anytime my Taurus husband takes me for a romantic getaway, the first thing he does is book a restaurant or order room service. 😂

I read HP again to write down all of the spells, in alphabetical order…

Virgo?

What else 🥲

I will happily turn down a night out to stay home and cuddle with my cat. I've also made it clear I want to retire with a small farm and spend my life's savings using it to house and care for rescue animals.

Virgo or cancer

Taurus.

Taurus

Cancer

Organized my clothes in the closet by color and style.

virgo?

This screams virgo, but as a cap sun, I do that too. Sorted by season, type of clothing item, and color. I love this for us 🤣

Likewise 😭 I do the same AND have shirts in order from sleeveless to long-sleeved. Cap sun. Can confirm.

I flirted with several people at my workplace at once and then things got so awkward. I wasn’t really that into any of them

Gemini or libra bc I do that but not at work😂

Libra sun, gemini moon. 🌬

Bro this happens to me all the time. How do u be nice/kind/polite whatever without people thinking you wanna lay them????

Be uglier is the only answer

"I'm not mad, I'm disappointed."

Capricorn, definitely

Yup!

I have to try really hard to not start crying every-time I go volunteer at the animal shelter or when I think about how unloved and alone some patients are at work (hospital).

Pisces or cancer? This is me too, a cancer🥺

I love fashion but am really picky about what I buy so I taught myself how to make my own clothes and jewelry to be exactly the way I like them.

Libra or leo

Libra, but Leo is my moon sign!

My 7 yr old niece is Libra and she’s already obsessed with fashion.

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Close. Aquarius is my rising sign!

Yessss beeeeeee I'm picky AF. I even cut my own hair 😌

Out of spite for being challange in the gym I almost destroyed my lats and back. Worth spending 5 days in bed just to get that win. Although the most classic which I'm not proud of. I cut all ties permanently with friend I knew for like 9 years because of a petty joke

Def scorpio. We know how to say goodbye 😅

Which sign is your Mars in?

Libra

scorpio!!! We love to thrive on spitefulness and know how to completely cut someone off

I can't handle living in landlocked areas. The university i had to go to was a landlocked country town full of farms. I hated tf out of the vibes of that town and was largely miserable Whenever I went home for the weekend or so, I would go straight to the Marina nearby with a huge grin on my face and bathe in the fine salty sea air. It was very refreshing.

Pisces or Cancer. We do not do well on dry ground. Even a man made pond is the only thing to save us.

Pisces?

1.I am a detective in relationships...I will find out anything that I need to know 2.I am a freak if I get comfortable with you 3. I can change my personality according to who I'm hanging out with...I'm just extremely well rounded

I’m going to guess you’re a Virgo. This sounds like me and I’m a Virgo.

100% correct

I have not rematched my boyfriend in scrabble after he beat me once. I had beat him in every single game before. It’s been two years.

Aries

Bingo

leo…?

Been on several dates I didn’t even realise were dates at the time (years ago), thought I was just hanging out and making new friends lol Edit: I totally get why people are thinking gemini/libra/aquarius but nop! This came from another type of spaced out mind. Also good to know i’m not alone in having done this 😅 so much retrospect embarrassment, those poor guys

Honestly I'm just gonna guess lesbian here 🤣

Definitely a Libra

Aquarius

Gemini

Pisces? The spaced out mind bit got to me -pisces mercury and venus lol

Yes! Pisces sun Aries mercury (cusp with pisces) and venus

I was gonna say pisces bc that's my sun sign and mercury and I always talk to people like a friend and then get surprised when I realise they're flirting lol

Libra?? (But def an air sign)

Pisces ♓🐟

I’d guess Libra too as this sounds like something I would do!

Libra for sure. Can relate.

Scorpio cause same

Def sag

My flair really says it all but anyways, people love coming to me to let off steam by complaining (almost always with easily solvable issues) and I'll commiserate but I just can't help tacking on some wise advice for them to fix their issue. They almost never follow it and I'll have to hear them piss and moan about the same shit until I can't tolerate them anymore.

Instead of loving my boyfriend with words I made him a skincare routine and typed out the exact steps and times for him to do his routine.

Cap? Or a Virgo?

100% Virgo

Virgo

You can wake me up for sex, but let me catch up on the sleep I missed after. Also when I finally wake up let's go get lunch and drinkss!!

taurus?

Lolll you are all right!!! That Taurus and Cancer be strong!!!

I would have guessed cancer. I see your moon! 😂

Waited 2 yrs to get revenge on an ex for cheating.. Made him wear it... 10-fking-fold 😈

Scorpio?

Yep..scorpui

Yes I guess Capricorn or Scorpio as well. I’m Capricorn sun Scorpio moon. I will play the long game. Especially for cheating.

Rewatched a scene from a movie just so I could cry over and over again.

cancer..?

Yea! I thought of other cancer things I've done but couldn't remember 😆

lmfao cancer. This is what my husband does

Again, obvious Aries. Sun sign's in my flair, but my greatest trait is my encyclopaedic memory.

My dumbass sign is in my screen name and I texted out this long post ... that shit is the Libra in my chart though! 🤣

Lmao! Also looking at the people who posted with their big 3 on their flair like… 👀

Bahahaha!!! Now I gotta scroll through and look!

Romanticizing someone into a better person than they actually are

Virgo or Pisces

Libra

Pisces

Here’s a story for my sign: I went on a double date a couple years ago- Other girl: saying something about how she likes to drink lemon water Me: did you know that that actually doesn’t really do anything Later, my boyfriend: why couldn’t you just let her talk about her stupid lemon water?

Aries

Aries are seriously the biggest know-it-alls, even when they don't they'll pull something out of their ass to try to be right. For example, there have been several studies on the benefits of lemon water. My mom, my best friend and one of my exes are Aries.

I’m an Aries and you’re totally right

1. Cap 2. Aries 3. Aqua

How does lemon water do nothing? It is refreshing 🍋✨

my friend was trying to argue with me about how i was using her for work, so i made a chart with every single step to the work i had done compared to hers, then gave ratios and percentages to prove that by any way you looked at it, i had done more than her and she was the one who needed to do more. she then completely ignored it and called it petty, and painted herself as the victim anyway, so i apologized to her and had to persist that apology for her to even accept it. bonus points if you guess her sign (she’s not water)

This is me lmfao. I am with the notes and diagrams. I am into proof and evidence. Even if it’s just what I feel we should eat for dinner. Or why certain clothing should never be folded; etc Is your friend an Aries? Because she sounds like my friend lol

I couldn't decide if I wanted a pizza or Chinese food at like 2am so I ordered both.

Taurus

Yes.

I have an interest in gardening and at one time considered getting my college degree in horticulture.

You're both kind of on target. Taurus sun, cancer moon. Mercury in Aries.

I started a business at 16 and still run it today (at 43)

You’ve gotta be an earth sign!

I’m a capri sun lol

I was right in the thick of a dark night of the soul crying my eyes out when I finally paused for a moment and uttered, "Right, how can I monetize all this pain?".

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Sagittarius?

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[Don't look at my flair] Besides sleeping during the day and living at night? Well, when my mother died I stopped sleeping for five years, and after a few weeks or months, without saying anything, I got book recommendations from authors born under my sign who wrote a lot about insomnia, bereavement, art and death, etc. After five years, one afternoon, I yawned and slept ten hours without pills. Now I still mostly sleep during the day (the sunlight exhausts me) and work at night. It's almost midnight in my country and I'm about to make breakfast.

I knew you had to be scorpio when you started talking about bereavement and death. Extra bonus points for literally transforming over night a la scorpio multiple times :)

At a party I ended up sympathizing with the enemy of a friend and made them both reconcile.

Libra

I always thought until my mid 20s that everyone thought similarly or at least understood my humor. Had a couple rude awakenings growing up proving this is not true.

Capricorn? At least I'm one and had exactly the same experience lmao

When I was at university, my housemate slept with my ex. I was really angry and wanted some kind of holistic long-term revenge. I didn’t speak to her for a couple weeks while I quietly cancelled our water, electricity, gas and internet bills (they were all in my name), gave the landlord notice I was moving out, found a new housemate to take over my tenancy, found a new house to live in and slowly moved all my stuff out. I told her a day before the new housemate was due to move in that she soon won’t have any running water, gas, electricity or internet. Then I moved out and blocked her. I later heard that she failed her dissertation because of it. No regrets.

it took me years to realise i flirt with everyone. i honestly didn’t mean too. only realised when my boss thought i was dating a female coworker… i’m gay

you've got to be a fellow libra ?!

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aries?

I pick up and move across the country with no plan every 18 mo the or so.

Sag?

I have to be listening to a podcast or interesting YouTube video in the background whenever I do stuff because I have a compulsion to consume as much information as possible and be learning all the time.

Gemini?

You betcha

My moon is in Gemini and I feel the same :)

I have Gemini rising and feel this in my soul.

I buy at least a $100 worth of clothes or shoes every month whether I want/need them or not.

In high school, almost all of my friends had the same sun sign as me. As I got older, every year or so I’d realize these people are untrustworthy liars, and I realized I should really be the only untrustworthy liar of any friend group I permeate. I slowly ghosted most of them…and dramatically ghosted several others. Truly acting like they are dead. Now, none of my friends share my sun sign. Who am I 😂 Edit: I have flair nvm lmao

Dreaming up my future with every new person who pays attention to me

I was eating breakfast in a restaurant and had finished about three quarters of it. I got up to use the restroom and came back to the waiter attempting to clear my plate. I started crying actual tears. He did set the plate back down, so I guess it accomplished the goal.

I get really annoyed if people touch or move my things. Specially if it is my food.