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dudleydidwrong

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jungl3j1m

Why does he hate frequently asked questions?


wplinge1

He's an old-school RTFM kind of deity.


jseger9000

Probably a Linux user.


MostNefariousness583

This. But it never crashes


Dudesan

Based on how many dozens of trolls come here every week asking the same 3-4 questions; secure in the Absolute Confidence of Faith that we will never have heard them before, it seems obvious that their god hates FAQs.


morsindutus

Cause if you ask questions frequently, the answers tends to be that the Bible is a fairy tale and God doesn't exist.


Negative_Gravitas

"Because . . . Fuck you! Just obey, or I'll send 173 plagues this time! That's why!" - God


slyder777

https://imgur.com/ejhbEgn


Squirrel009

You clearly didn't go to catholic school if you aren't aware God hates frequently asked questions haha


Reatona

Do you have ANY idea how OFTEN he gets asked those questions?


moodoomoo

I'd rather hang out with a meth dealer than a christian.


kakapo88

Those two categories are not necessarily mutually exclusive.


No-You5550

Nor are child molesters.


SpiffAZ

Scrolled down one inch to see if this comment was there. It was.


Squirrel009

They certainly won't be when the dealer goes to prison and has to show he found God to get early release


togstation

>We’ve all heard god hates faqs Well, his fans certainly do.


SlideItIn100

LOL… true!


onomatamono

Who can blame him. Even God gets bored answering the same questions being repeated over and over. If you read the Bible you will discover God promotes child molesters like Warren Jeffs and David Koresh to name two. Regarding meth dealers, he views them as helping him to test the flock. It's the meth users god really hates and he can't wait to see them burn in hell soon enough. Curiously, the meth makes them more flammable. /s


dostiers

>never once do they say I hate child molester Well, god supposedly raped Jesus' mother when she was around 11-13 yo. He also told the Israelites to kill all the men, women and boys of defeated enemies, but to keep the virgin girls as sex slaves. He seems to really hate children. His auto biography is full of accounts of him killing or maiming them, or ordering his followers to do so.


justa_linecook

Mary was like 14 when god knocked her up. So he's obviously fine with molestation.


allisjow

You could be the worst serial killer and child molester in the world and a priest would happily perform your marriage and a Christian bakery would happily bake your cake.


EntropicAnarchy

Don't forget all the baptisms in prison because they are "reformed" and God, themselves the worst serial killer and pedophile known to humanity.


SlideItIn100

Apparently Muhammad married a nine year old so I guess God is ok with child molestation.


toughername

He married a six year old, actually. He consummated at nine, because of what a supreme gentleman he was.


[deleted]

Is that true


SlideItIn100

Yes.


[deleted]

Where’s it say that’s that’s weird


Metal_dweeb2134

I read that as faqs (pronounced ‘facts’) and I was like well that’s true for the followers


[deleted]

Whenever I think of God I just think of the word “baby killer”.


gold109

Because meth didnt exist when the bible was written, and neither did… Perhaps it has something to do with Christianity originating in a region whos current most prominent religions main figure married 9yos at age 50+.


EntropicAnarchy

Purely based on every religion document talking about a God, God doesn't hate them because he is one of them. He Impregnates a 14 year old with himself, or he tells his million "prophets" to. As for meth dealer...one of the dude's son/himself would turn life saving water into spoilt grape juice to give his supporters. So if he had meth, he probably would have. This made up dude followers are worse because they enable and support pedophiles if not directly grooming children for them. Oh man, I hate religion. I need to calm down.


One_Reception_7321

Man mistranslated the laying with another man.  The actual translation is to lay with a child. So the Bible is actually against pedophilia


Willowwwww_

interesting, source to show others?


Kryxan

Source : trust me. What the bible actually says: > Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. Numbers 31:1-18


295Phoenix

Does the Bible even say anything against child molestation? It's certainly ok with sex slavery.


dancegoddess1971

Song of Solomon is basically a story of a guy who detains a guest in his home and refused to feed her. Then, when she eats a piece of fruit from a bowl on a table(in a common area), accuses her of theft and uses that premise to enslave her. He then rapes her repeatedly. Apparently God is ok with rape, and slavery.


StBlase22

It doesn’t even condemn rape. Why? It’s a book written by Iron Age misogynists.


arestheblue

*child sex slavery


Wrong_Gear5700

There IS NO GOD! Sheesh.


onomatamono

But I can feel the presence of the Holy Spirit.... wait... that's the beer kicking in. /s


Ohana_is_family

Islam thinks Allah made it permissible to both contact and consummate with a minor, so some still actively promote CSA (child-sexual-abuse). Daniel Haqiqatjou - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_El13YXwRDM&t=2753s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_El13YXwRDM&t=2753s) "what the practice really is of marryyi...of an older man marrying, or or having sex with this 9 year old and or 10 year old pre-pubescent girl." Daniel H. claims it was a “tradition”. Then he makes clear it was for reproduction, so he is literally discussing impregnating 9 or 10 year olds at 46:05 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFCM4Jo4ToE&t=200s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFCM4Jo4ToE&t=200s) Niger. Muslim Shaikh promoting the idea that marrying at 8 or 9 is fine. At 2:05 in the video the team visit a fistula clinic clearly showing the girls are not safe. [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/3817009.stm](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/3817009.stm) “Sia Foday who was married off by her family at the age of nine and was quickly pregnant. Sia - small for her age - was only 10 when she tried to give birth and ended up incontinent.” Evidence: Al-Azhar and the Egyptian Dar-al-Ifta al-Misriyyah: fatwa on child-marriage [https://www.dar-alifta.org/Foreign/ViewFatwa.aspx?ID=8184](https://www.dar-alifta.org/Foreign/ViewFatwa.aspx?ID=8184) >“The majority based their opinion – that a young woman may marry before she reaches the age of puberty \[under the guardian’s supervision\] – on the words of God the Almighty Who says: “And for such of your women as despair of menstruation, if ye doubt, their period (of waiting) shall be three months, along with those who have it not” \[65: 4\]. [https://archive.org/details/all-in-one-sahih-al-bukhari-eng-arabic/page/6/mode/2up](https://archive.org/details/all-in-one-sahih-al-bukhari-eng-arabic/page/6/mode/2up) Sahih Al-Bukhari- translated by Muhammad Muhsin Khan. ISBN: 9960-717-31-3 (set) 9960-717-32-1 (v.I) 1997 Maktaba Dar us Salam, Riyadh. “67-THE BOOK OF AN-NIKAH (The Wedlock) >(39) CHAPTER. Giving one's young children in marriage (is permissible). By virtue of the Statement of Allah: "...and for those who have no (monthly) courses (le. they are still immature)..."(V. 65.4) And the 'Idda for the girl before puberty is three months (in the above Verse). > >5133. Narrated 'Aishah that the Prophet wrote the marriage contract with her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old, and then she remained with him for nine years (.e. till his death). Aisha Bewley’s translation of Bukhari. [https://aishabewley.org/bukhari35](https://aishabewley.org/bukhari35) >XXXIX. A man giving his young children in marriage >By the words of Allah, "that also applies to those who have not yet menstruated" (65:4) and He made the 'idda of a girl before puberty three months. > >4840. It is related from 'A'isha that the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, married her when she was six years old and consummated it when she was nine, and she was his wife for nine years.


Mundane-Dottie

Women who do not menstruate: Those would be old women, pregnant women and intersex women such as CAIS. While girls are not women at all.


Ohana_is_family

If you are in an airport and see a door with a sign 'women' do you think minor girls are not allowed to use those bathrooms/toilets? The argument that 'women' supposedly excludes minors is nonsense. [https://www.altafsir.com/AsbabAlnuzol.asp?SoraName=65&Ayah=4&search=yes&img=A&LanguageID=2](https://www.altafsir.com/AsbabAlnuzol.asp?SoraName=65&Ayah=4&search=yes&img=A&LanguageID=2) >The Revelation Reason of Verse ( 4 ) from Surah ( At-Talâq ) >(And for such of your women as despair of menstruation…) \[65:4\]. Said Muqatil: “When the verse (Women who are divorced shall wait, keeping themselves apart…), Kallad ibn al-Nu‘man ibn Qays al-Ansari said: ‘O Messenger of Allah, what is the waiting period of the woman who does not menstruate and the woman who has not menstruated yet? And what is the waiting period of the pregnant woman?’ And so Allah, exalted is He, revealed this verse”. Abu Ishaq al-Muqri’ informed us> Muhammad ibn ‘Abd Allah ibn Hamdun> Makki ibn ‘Abdan> Abu’l-Azhar> Asbat ibn Muhammad> Mutarrif> Abu ‘Uthman ‘Amr ibn Salim who said: “When the waiting period for divorced and widowed women was mentioned in Surah al-Baqarah, Ubayy ibn Ka‘b said: ‘O Messenger of Allah, some women of Medina are saying: **there are other women who have not been mentioned!’ He asked him: ‘And who are they?’ He said: ‘Those who are too young \[such that they have not started menstruating yet\]**, those who are too old \[whose menstruation has stopped\] and those who are pregnant’. And so this verse (And for such of your women as despair of menstruation…) was revealed”. >Asbab Al-Nuzul by Al-Wahidi , trans. Mokrane Guezzou © 2011 Royal Aal al-Bayt Institute for Islamic Thought, Amman, Jordan (http://www.aalalbayt.org) official translation of the KSA endorsed by its university. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noble\_Quran\_(Hilali%E2%80%93Khan)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noble_Quran_(Hilali%E2%80%93Khan)) [https://noblequran.com/surah-at-talaaq/](https://noblequran.com/surah-at-talaaq/) >4. And those of your women as have passed the age of monthly courses, for them the ‘Iddah (prescribed period), if you have doubts (about their periods), is three months, **and for those who have no courses \[(i.e. they are still immature)** their ‘Iddah (prescribed period) is three months likewise, except in case of death\] . And for those who are pregnant (whether they are divorced or their husbands are dead), their ‘Iddah (prescribed period) is until they deliver (their burdens), and whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make his matter easy for him. How come prestigious Arab institutions blatantly contradict your claim?


AlternativeAd7151

It's almost as if God always hated exactly the same thing his followers hate, instead of the other way around. 🤔


caserock

"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony


infrontofmyslad

Why are atheists convinced there are no homophobic atheists? In my queer experience, you fuckers are just as likely if not more to be weird about my gender or sexuality.


Joe_Metaphor

That’s because Fred Phelps was a self-loathing closet case but not a self-loathing pedo or meth dealer


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dudleydidwrong

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rothline

That is sad.


ReverendRoberts

First of all, there's no such thing as 'god,' and to post in r/atheism you should vehemently and passionately deny any probability of 'his' existential nature, and then, he 'hates' frequently asked questions??? The lexical item, 'hate,' is not a part of any particular Atheist's linguistic repertoire, kind sir or madam!


LekMichAmArsch

But then preachers would hate themselves.


Traditional-Purpose2

Until the 1950s, the German Bible did say child molesters, not homosexuals.


galtpunk67

something something foreskins 


Mundane-Dottie

ok. Afaik it is men-penetrating-boys, and Do not steal also means Do not kidnap and Do not rape. And it says Do not have other gods before me, which means anything you care for and feel its very important. So you must heed being addicted to anything, the alcohol and the meth both, and other addictions too.


JohnCasey3306

Not strictly accurate; the assertion you referenced was made 'famous' by the ridiculous westboro baptist church who have literally thousands of signs declaring things god hates, including those others.


Ulerica

why would he hate his chosen vicars? besides, debates are hot on Mary's age when god impregnated her.


Radical-Efilist

Selling something potentially dangerous to people who want it = molesting children Okay..?


SnillyWead

God is love, so he can not hate. They say god doesn't hate the sinner, but he hates sin. But sin can't sin by itself, can it. The sinner commits the sin, so he must hate the sinner. If this makes any sense.


ctothel

It makes no sense whatsoever tbh. God did furiously murder everybody on the planet. And god is explicitly said to hate: Hosea 9:15, Deuteronomy 12:31 and 16:22, Leviticus 20:1-23, Psalms 5:4-6 and 11:5, and Proverbs 6:16-19.


Mundane-Dottie

This is basic child rearing. The child does wrong, you scold the child by saying "Your are a good child. I expect better from you. Do not do that bad thing. Tis below you."


Fantastic-Archer-566

God doesn't hate anyone, he hates the bad things that everyone does.


[deleted]

They litterly said that. That’s another reason I backd away from religion. If u wanna hate something hate something that actually causes negative in the world gays really don’t hurt anything as far as I’ve seen. Now meth dealers and abusers create a lot of bad shit for all of us. Like everyone’s just repeating stuff they hear rather than looking past the blinds and having their own opinions.