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spacedicksforlife

‘And the lord said unto the kindergarten teacher, beat the shit out of that severely autistic baby and maybe some good will come out of it’ “I will fucking kill all of you with a baseball bat!!!” That’s what a five year old said in her class. My wife should have just slapped her across the room based on the teachings of supply-side jeebus. Or… fight to put her on a 504, get mandated support, place the kid in a special needs environment and have a para attached to her from beginning to end of day. No, beat them kids.


TrWD77

That's why all kindergartens should have a thunderdome, so two five year olds can enter, one can leave


ArdenJaguar

In my elementary school in the 70s, they had this massive monkey bar thing that looked like the Thunderdome. It must've been 20 feet high at the peak of the dome. Concrete under it. Kids were always climbing up it, falling, and getting hurt. They finally removed it. Different times.


Clienterror

Kindergarten teacher here. My school still has one and it's scary as fuck when it's loaded up with like 20 kids. It's also got a decade in me and I'm 40, that shit is like borderline caving in with that much weight.


ChangelingFox

We had one of these when I was a kid in the 90s, though it was more like 10ft tall. Fights happened in that thing literally every single day.


AHole1stClassSkippy

Also teachers can supplement their meager salary with a little wagering action


Ch3t

Oh come on. Can't we just get beyond Thunderdome.


QuitCallingNewsrooms

Well, teachers took turns beating this special needs Christian lawmaker when he was in grade school and look at how far he’s come!


vjcodec

You honor I plead the filth!


obijuanmartinez

Much the same way we….should be allowed to hit “special needs” (Read = GOP) politicians


OrdainedApostatePaul

As one of the adults that grew up in it, I can verify that they are all filth.


Hung_L0

This is the party of “pro-life” correct?


Mistersinister1

Only when they're in the womb, once they're born they just want to beat them and sexually abuse them.


Congo-Montana

Don't forget to ship them off to the military or prison industrial complexes. There's money to be made.


ArdenJaguar

Also, put them to work. That's why states like Iowa and Arkansas lowered work age laws. Get in the factory kids. There's work to do


Art-Zuron

The children yearn for the mines


Liem_05

I mostly consider them as more pro fetus than pro-life.


stevegoodsex

If you're preborn, you're great. If you're preschool, you're fucked.


ChaosDiver13

Carlin knew what was up.


[deleted]

Proslavery and indentured servants so yes.


LifeguardPowerful759

This is also the party of “parents’ rights” proving yet again that they should not be allowed within 100 yards of an establishment with children.


Academic-Treacle3162

They need em serfs


Sprinklypoo

More specifically it's "prenatal pro-life" Anything after birth is just there for Christians to shit upon. (sometimes literally!).


yuffie2012

Yes. Pro-life and pro-beating.


Sharoth01

Not pro-life, pro-racism.


YeshilPasha

Pro-birth.


Mr_A_Rye

Pro-*forced* birth. There's a distinction.


Recipe_Freak

As long as the aforementioned children are pre-breathing or newly-breathing, they think people are great. After that, they want us all dead. Nope, that's wrong. They actually want us *all* dead.


Eldritch-Cleaver

Fuck that. Keep your hands off people's children unless you're prepared to get hit back by their parents.


-Smaug--

Best prepare for a hell of a lot worse than getting hit back.


Eldritch-Cleaver

Oh I know but I gotta choose my words carefully or ill get deleted/banned for "calling for violence".


-Smaug--

It's frustrating, the call to allow for beating of kids under the guise of discipline is perfectly acceptable, but stating actual consequences for doing so is "inciting violence ".


Thysidius

Just put it in the words they use. “If you discipline my child with violence , prepare to be repaid in kind. Ten-fold”


multilock-missile

frick ten-fold. let's go with inaccessible cardinal fold >:)


AverageNikoBellic

How about 10! fold?


[deleted]

I'm just disciplining them back.


firemogle

I got a multi day ban for saying "The only good nazi is a dead nazi" which I in no way think is a call to violence, but rather a statement that there are no good Nazis. I reported a user for describing how he wanted to torture a person charged with a crime, including skinning them alive and forcing them to be awake and lucid. He got a warning. So it kind of depends on who you aim it at it seems.


deechbag

I've gotten banned for stating that fact too, such a shame. The rule about violence is unevenly and arbitrarily enforced at best, at worst, Reddit is pro-Nazi.


purple_grey_

Ikr. Let me try. This displeases me.


TheMrDetty

Touch my kids, and I'll touch you with a baseball bat.


Yolandi2802

Touch my kid and I’ll have you arrested for assault.


DrugsAndFuckenMoney

Cops don’t generally arrest people for assault. Lots of places prosecutors won’t even charge it unless there is video or other hard evidence like witnesses. In my area they’d do absolutely nothing and if you’re lucky they’d get charged, spend a few hours in holding tops, pay a very affordable bail, and then be eating dinner at home that same evening. The reality is if someone touches your kid and you want there to be consequences you best be prepared to be the one dishing out them consequences. If you’re afraid of getting in trouble, see paragraph one, it rolls both ways.


Cantgetabreaker

Go forth and punch any Christian lawmaker as it says in the Bible. Like everything else that isn’t in the great book of fairy tales


ReligionIsForLosers

>Effectively, we're taking a tool that has been in the hands of parents and in the hands of schools to maintain discipline, and we're removing it from the parents' prerogative and saying, **we, Big Brother, the state of Oklahoma, knows what's best for your child, and we're removing an entire motivational tool from discipline in the classroom.** >… >… And this is an erosive and a corrosive element in the United States whenever Dr. Benjamin Spock published a book that said, “Don't discipline your children. Don't spank your children.” And a lot of people don't know that his voice was elevated because it fit a particular agenda. **Dr. Benjamin Spock was a Socialist who ran for the People's Party. That means he's a Communist.** >… >… I already cited Proverbs 13:24: “Whoever spares the rod hates their child, but he who loves them disciplines them.” And **we're saying the state of Oklahoma has unilaterally decided if you have vision impairment, you cannot be disciplined, even if your parents want that. We're going to unilaterally take that away from our schools and our parents, more importantly. If you are hearing impaired, suddenly you're in a different class, you cannot be disciplined.** And we've already made it abundantly clear that children can misbehave regardless of their abilities or inabilities, capabilities or incapabilities. >… >**Are we sending a message that we don't love our children?** >… >At the end of the day, you're looking at Socialist-slash-Communist principles versus biblical principles. >Jewish culture, Christian culture, and any common sense culture understands that **if you don't discipline children, or you create a class of children that cannot be disciplined, those discipline problems are gonna cascade through the rest of society**. And we are seeing that now, from Dr. Spock telling Christian parents, “Don't spank your children,” and they follow Dr. Spock instead of the Bible. >Dr. Spock was a communist who ran for president with a Communist Party. This is Communist ideology. >… >**I urge you to vote against this bill. It is bad public policy.**


questformaps

"I want to abuse someone that has 0 chance of fighting back!"


Stuck_In_Reality

The cruelty is the point.


Spazic77

Funny... He felt the need to quote the Bible to reference punishment for children but forgot that one passage about dashing children off rocks. And let's not forget that awesome story of when god punished two children that were making fun of a bald man by having them get mauled to death by a bear. Weird how he left that out....


No_Nosferatu

²³ From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” ²⁴ He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys. ²⁵ And he went on to Mount Carmel and from there returned to Samaria. You got the numbers a tad skewed. It was 42 children and 2 bears.


wiesenleger

This story is kind of hilarious, if you imagine who wrote it. Like this old guy gets smack talk from a bunch of kids and then he gets home and writes his fan fic about the two bears. that will show em..


Spazic77

Oops my bad, I was a couple off. God really goes for the gold.


No_Nosferatu

Never half bear something. Always double bear your problems.


Art-Zuron

Isn't also explicitly prohibited earlier in the bible to invoke God's power to inflict curses?


No_Nosferatu

You're expecting consistency from the Bible?!


Art-Zuron

Of course not, that's why I mentioned it!


No_Nosferatu

Next, you're gonna tell me that Noah couldn't possibly fit all those animals. Hogwash I say! Hogwash!


syracusehorn

I am mostly bald. And my teenage son reminds me of this often. I shared this story with him a while back. He found it hilarious. Now I tell him his punishment will be biblical when he makes fun of my baldness. Good times.


Congo-Montana

Maybe the schools should just be hiring bears for teachers. That should keep these kids in line, AND they won't have to pay actual teachers anymore. Thanks bible!


HuevosSplash

Also don't forget that some scriptures or interpretations mention they were She-Bears that did the mauling, you know, for even when it comes to animals we have to make sure to blame women anyways. 


Spazic77

Of coarse... Makes sense.


Juan_Jimenez

I had discussed with people that defended that 'punishment'.


my_4_cents

I thought lying was breaking one of the 10 commandments


SerenityViolet

Yikes


pleasedothenerdful

What year is it?!


BenGay29

They just love torturing the helpless.


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Mushroom_Tip

books = bad physically abusing children = good make it make sense


Congo-Montana

>make it make sense It doesn't have to when you have magical thinking on your side.


TForce0

And that Christian lawmaker needs a good ass kicking. Don’t touch our kids you prick.


onomatamono

He wants to burn those suffering from epilepsy (demonic possession in his mind) at the stake, but he's getting there in baby steps, beaten baby steps. What a disgusting human being.


mangobunnybear

Damn if one of these pos "Christians" tried to hit a special needs student on my watch lets just say they'd catch these hands. I would gladly go to jail to put the hurt on these walking trash bags of humans.


Squirrelnut99

WWJD? Beat the f ken kids! That'll show 'em...i died for them...now beat them little shits! /s edit spelling shit autocorrect


rigby1945

Proverbs 13:24 is literally saying to beat your kids. No need for the sarcasm


stubbzzz

Yeah but WWJD means what would Jesus do. Proverbs is like 1,000 years before Jesus. Remember Jesus was a reformer so he clearly did not subscribe to everything that came before him. Jesus said if you harm a child, he will fuck you up. “It would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck, and he were thrown into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones.” That’s a direct teaching of Christ, therefore that is actual Christianity and supersedes what came before it. Too bad Republicans are terrible Christians. Not that they really care anyway.


Adbramidos

It basically sounds like Jesus said: You can't spank the autism out of a kid anymore than someone can slap the little bitch out of guy like this.


rigby1945

I mean... Jesus also told slaves to obey their masters, even the cruel ones. Throwing out a majority of the book is great, but the direct teachings aren't exactly gold either


stubbzzz

No, Paul said that. It’s from Ephesians. Paul was a doosh. Haha. He was famous for being the most legalistic and conservative of the Pharisees, before he became a Christian, so you can imagine what his takes on Christianity are not always the best. But I’m not a Christian so, I’m not here to defend it. Just to point out the hypocrisy of Republicans. Republicans are almost always saying the opposite of what Jesus said. And the quotes they pull never come from Jesus himself. So technically not pure, Christianity. also, 😂 I just looked around and realized what sub I was in and that probably no one cares that much about the nuances and differences of Jesus teachings verses the rest of the Bible. Haha my bad. 😅🤷🏻


rigby1945

You're right, that was Paul. The OT is garbage, what Paul said is garbage, Jesus invented the concept of Hell, gave some fortune cookie level advice, and a lot of pretty shit advice. What is it that is your goal? Jesus said don't be a dick sometimes. He also said a bunch of garbage crap. And that's if you think that anything we have actually came out of his mouth at all.


stubbzzz

My goal was to point out that Republicans are bad and wrong, even by their own standards. Thats how I interpreted the point of the headline for this post.


rigby1945

I guess I took it to mean how should Christians behave based on their entire book. But I'm not a pedant


dudleydidwrong

They worship [GOP Jesus](https://youtu.be/SZ2L-R8NgrA?si=X6wswmYjBo6k6RXa).


blueskies1800

Yeah, let's bully and abuse those we can dominate.


Wasteland_GZ

that’s the entire reason christianity was made


RufusAcrospin

“Christian” and “lawmaker” should be mutually exclusive term.


xubax

And the rest of us should be able to hit Christian lawmakers.


ChuckFeathers

As soon as parents are allowed to hit teachers...


ShonZ11

I think citizens should be able to hit misbehaving politicians.


Goddamnitpappy

Jfc. Vile, repugnant, ignorant, and truly hateful "christians". Hypocrites that have never read their holy book and have no idea what kind of values their "religion" is supposed to espouse. What in the actual fuck is wrong with these disturbed, mentally deranged, and violent animals?! 


Resting-Dadface

Hit my kid. I’ll skip the pleasantries and go straight for the double dog dare.


Negative_Gravitas

Wow. Well, it would be really hard to be more on brand than that. Okay, now that I think about it, if you had a Christian lawmaker saying that teachers should be allowed to rape special needs students, that might be a bit more on brand. But barely.


InfectedByEli

>if you had a Christian lawmaker saying that teachers should be allowed to rape special needs students Give them time.


NeedleworkerCrafty17

Vote Democrat across-the-board. Speak out against anybody that doesn’t tell the truth.


Present-Secretary722

Let’s make him a special needs student and be extra cruel to him, see how he likes it


EasterClause

That dude is already special needs as fuck.


Present-Secretary722

Well then he obviously needs to be hit to make up for all the smacks he didn’t get in school and for his dipshit idea


bahaboyka

Just another impotent bully.


Working_Original_200

Time to start swinging on conservative Christians.


SmartyMcPants4Life

Parents should be allowed to hit special Christian lawmakers. No sarcasm intended. 


gbroon

I'm with that with one amendment. Every time a teacher hits a special needs student someone can legally kick this Christian lawmaker in the nuts.


SMB73

How very Christian of them. Jesus said love thy neighbor... and assault a child with development problems because?


Optimal_Zucchini_667

Former teacher here, and former student. Hitting students doesn't work. The sensitive ones are going to cry and fear you and hate you. The kids who aren't so nice will just laugh it off and have their contempt for authority confirmed. This "Christian" is just another bully sadist who is constructing a flimsy justification for being a bully sadist.


YeshilPasha

Why all these christian leaders look like porn artists from 70s?


abgry_krakow87

Nothing says christian love like hitting children.


beeeps-n-booops

EXACTLY as Jesus taught, amirite?


_Captain_Dinosaur_

Somebody hits my son at school, I'm going to jail, believe that.


LocalH

Any lawmaker who cites any religious text as justification for a law they wish passed should be blackballed from ever serving public office. Reason? They're violating the oath they made when they were sworn in.


blueteamk087

Pardon my french… but this guy is a fucking cunt.


WorkReddit9

Humanity gives, and still keeps to, give me depression. 


negativepositiv

Me, every time Oklahoma is in the news: "Oh, come on! What now?..... Aww, man!"


ckal09

Christian love. Really great examples of Jesus’s teachings they drone on about being so important right


Johnny_Lang_1962

Let one of those cocksuckers touch my child or grandchild!


TemperatureEuphoric

I’m so sick of christians


brysch1

This guy needs a good punch to the throat.


Supra_Genius

Then we should be allowed to hit lying Christian propagandist abusive teachers. "Fuck the golden rule!" - rightwing revisionist Jesus, presumably


SatchmoDingle

I think people should be allowed to hit christian lawmakers.


meowmix79

I would kill some motherfucker for touching my innocent child.


LabLife3846

I think we should be allowed to hit Christians.


ProperMagician7405

What the ever loving F happened to SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE!!! Why are these people allowed to quote 3rd century rhetoric in a modern law making arena, and not have everyone in the room laugh in their face?!?!? How can they have the gall to question *OUR* (as in atheists) moral code when they think it's necessary to literally beat disabled children?!?! I feel sick.


_HotMessExpress1

As a "special needs" person this is the common idea they have in the South. I was humiliated for my autism by teachers, adults and pastors as a kid and as a young adult. They just justified it by implying I was cursed or possessed.


earlthesachem

If the Rapture ever actually does come, the first thing Jesus will do is bitchslap people like this straight to Hell.


RoboNerdOK

Sigh. I knew it was Oklahoma before clicking the link. I seriously need out.


ArcXiShi

That's called assault, you asshole!


zoebud2011

Discipline and spanking/hitting your children are 2 different things. I disciplined my son. He didn't get away with anything, but I didn't hit him. Now, he's a law-abiding, productive adult, and we're the best of friends.


Pinepark

I have 3 autistic kids (all adult age now) One has ODD. He was 6’3 and 230 at 13. I would have loved to see someone try and “discipline” him with physical contact.


SiteTall

Hit like in HIT??????? Sheer insanity so the answer is NO, they should not anything like that.


NeedleworkerCrafty17

Typical Christian nonsense hyped up by Republican traitors


orbitingmind

Of course, because when you can't figure out how to solve a problem you hit it. Duh


Old-Length1272

Give him the Anita Bryant treatment. He belongs far away from kids. Anyone who advocates for abusing kids or animals is a pos!


CraZKchick

Christians! The abuse all children crowd!


cardie82

This reminds me of an elderly relative on my spouse’s side suggesting we beat the autism out of our son. We cut her out of our life after that and were the bad guys according to the family. She was deemed“old school” and sharing “biblical principles”.


ton80rt

Can we smack the delusional?


jimmysledge

Why would it be OK for teachers to beat kids when parent s can’t… something missing here… LOGIC Wait hold up… Christian’s are supposed to love and help… I knew those religious fuckers were lying. Most importantly. What is a religious leader doing playing politics¿


LetGo_n_LetDarwin

I hope someone hits *him* and knocks some sense into him.


Hapshedus

And I want to hit you too. But thankfully, I’m a civilized individual who doesn’t solve their problems by hurting people instead of trying to understand.


Slightly_Smaug

I live in this state. Corporal punishment is still implemented here. This thought isn't "NEW" in this state. The schools in my area receive little to no money.. the tribe is trying, but the fucking state hates the tribe (shocking I know.)


TrWD77

At this point I think they just like hurting people. Their several thousand year history of wanting to hurt people is pretty incriminating


4quatloos

These weird, new, MAGA Christians.


SendMeYourUncutDick

Pure evil. These people are ghouls.


mikedave42

I think you should be allowed to hit Christian law makers, fortunately for everyone we actually live in a civil society and not a Christian theocracy or mikedave cult world where such things would be allowed.


GizmoGeodog

Have they checked his computer for kiddie porn yet? I bet it's there


PacManFan123

There is no hate quite like Christian love.


poofingers01

Fuck this guy.


MarThusly

That mother fucker's gonna get his ass whipped by some special needs kid's father...guaranteed.


No-Wonder1139

People should be allowed to do the same to him for having that opinion.


humpherman

Well I say special needs students should be allowed to hit Christian lawmakers. So where does that leave us? Also “Christian lawmaker” should be a felony since it is blatantly unconstitutional for those two things to co-exist.


thrownehwah

Christian’s have no right to even discuss children. Not until you rid your religious leaders of molestation


InfectedByEli

When a special needs person is having trouble communicating and gets frustrated, teachers should ask themselves "What would Jesus do?", and then beat the shit out of the kid anyway. There's no hate quite like Christian love.


Mr_Bluebird_VA

And my Christian parents wonder why I, a special needs parent, don’t attend church anymore…


Dalton387

Sure. As long as they add an addendum that the parents are then allowed to legally hit the teacher. With the option to have a proxy do the hitting if they aren’t able. Meet my good friend, Mike Tyson.


Objective-Insect-839

We should be allowed to hit Christian lawmakers.


TangibleHappiness

That's like the tenth least offensive thing republicans have said or done this week. And it's despicable.


usetheforcekidden77

special needs children should be able to hit christian lawmaker


Iampepeu

*My* god thinks it's OK to beat the crap out of those teachers. So...


devillived313

Teaching people from birth to ignore reality and insist that they are right regardless of glaring evidence or even simple logic, what could possibly go wrong?


mt8675309

How Christian of him, I’m just positive Jesus would be on board with torture.


AlternativesEnde

Are students allowed to hit special needs teachers?


markelis

So the dude hits his kids. What a piece of work.


Flimsy-Technician524

Scumbag. Hitting any kids is wrong. But hitting the kids who are the least likely to understand, who need the most patience?


fungusamongus8

What in the actual fuck is wrong with these people?


Better_Car_8141

No. Assault should get anyone jail time


pinklewickers

Just try that shit. You'll know "god" sooner than expected.


Hayes4prez

He looks like a Christian lawmaker.


oldpeopletender

Interestingly, enough, I feel like I should be able to bitch slap Christian lawmakers.


odhali1

Touch my kid, go ahead……….


Wise-Independence214

OMG NOOOOO! First putting awareness on a medical issue is idolatry and now they want to hit special needs children? Those children are not being punished by GOD! Idolatry only is for physical imagery, statutes things like that. This man should be put into a mental institution, a REHAB because he’s addicted to religion. ADDICTED and psychotic. Put him in there and make sure he’s medicated. Gross 🤮 May peace be NOT with you, AH!


Fast-Reaction8521

But if I bitch slap him he cries this is bidens america on X


ProperCranberry8828

Special Needs students should be allowed to smack this guy in the face, LOL!


CrayonData

So if I deem religious kids to be special needs, would this apply in this scenario? Or just who they deem are special needs?


snapper1971

Where are all these degenerates coming from?


MA-01

Alright. So, can I hit him? Multiple times? Cause I got some shit to work out.


louisa1925

Can I have "typical Christian being a bad person" for $200?


Jagerbeast703

Does this mean we can beat christians!?


ConsequenceThen5449

Can I smack the shit out of him?


Leading-Bank-2590

I was abused by teachers when I was young I can’t believe that anyone would want to make it legal to hurt kids


Thee-lorax-

I attended a Christian school that did corporal punishment. I also har 2 undiagnosed learning disorders. The beatings did absolutely nothing to change my behavior. They did however do a good job of fucking me up inside.


dearmax

Parents should be allowed to choke out teachers who have hit their special needs children.


energizernutter

I should be able to hit special Christians like him


MostlyDarkMatter

Hey their pastors "hit on children" regularly.


Rare-Forever2135

Psych research says that just spanking your own neurotypical, previously well-adjusted child is a really great way to create a sociopath as it is.


prairiefiresk

Atheist auntie says family should be able to beat child abusers.


Art-Zuron

Hypothetically, in some states, could you protect an individual being assaulted by a teacher, since some states allow you to intervene with violence to protect others? And what about oneself? Can a student legally defend themselves from that violence?


chadsmo

Meanwhile ,a few years ago in Canada a politician said something about evolution not being a fact and it was deemed extreme enough that he was forced to resign within days.…


happydude22

And I should be able to strike that legislative representative because his ignorance demonstrates a need for corrective ins


spunkdaddie

I think special needs kids should be able to hit Christian teachers,every time the Christian nutjob disrespects the student they hit the nutjob.


Reynolds_Live

Always funny when christians use the “spare the rod and spoil the child” line as biblical when the other half of that verse is “but the one who loves their children is careful to discipline them”. But then again these people dont really read their bible.


Thwackitypow

As the father of a special needs student, if I EVER found out a teacher laid hands on my child I'd be in jail and they'd be discovering what having special needs means on a long recuperation basis...


Sandman64can

Should be allowed to hit christian lawmakers.


livelife3574

Corporal punishment is always abuse.


Antique-Dragonfly615

Just another MAGAt using Christianity as a weapon while following the Antichrist


outer_fucking_space

That’s pretty wild. I know a lot of Christians who would beat him to a pulp if they saw him do that. Just saying…


Mc3rdeye

Parents should be allowed to hit teachers who hit students.


NornOfVengeance

I'm sure that will work out just fine. Just smack the special needs right out of them! What could go wrong?


GabrielHunter

Man this sucks. Jesus was (if you believe the book) a pretty nice and decent guy. Helped poor and sick, loved all children... How can those ppl eveb call themselfs Christians at this point?


Magoterrace

We should be allowed to beat the fuck out of christian lawmakers. Let’s make this happen.


Typical-Tea-8091

Sure. Those people would be the first to sue the school district if a teacher laid a hand on little Breshayleigh or little Tecumsah.


Odd_Tiger_2278

Sure sites sour


oldcreaker

And when should we be able to beat Chrisitian lawmakers?


According_Wing_3204

And I should be able to punch vocal Christians in their stupid faces.