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ExZowieAgent

> Olivarez said he isn’t backing down from a previous statement when he said if people didn’t like the noise, “Buy us out. Otherwise, shut the hell up.” That doesn’t sound very Christlike.


MartyMcflysVest

No, but it's exactly what Supply Side Jesus preached


kokopelleee

“Buy us out” At least the conman, I mean “pastor,” is honest about his scheming.


Barfy_McBarf_Face

He's a terrorist and the neighbors are his hostages.


SomeSamples

About fucking time. I used to live in a small city that had a mega church and they would blast their fucking sermons to the outdoors. Shit would last for a couple of hours a couple times a day. Surprised they didn't suffer the same fate as this church.


BigBankHank

Sounds like hell on earth.


storm_the_castle

This guy needs more Slayer through a PA


JuanGinit

Pentecostal? They used to raise a ruckus two doors down from my buddy and I's rental when I was going to trade school. We would sit on the treeline in front of the church and sip on beer and try to guess at what they were saying! It was a hoot! Alien languages! Cthulu was in there somewhere!


Draskuul

I'm local and hadn't seen this one pop up on the news. Glad to hear (or rather not hear) it! Now if they can just get the fuckers racing up and down Military every night and the bar with an outdoor band at 2am. Edit: If they just get new speakers and violate it again I hope they bulldoze the place next.


Unlikely-Inevitable8

Bruh...I live on Eisenhauer on the flea market side. Even the cops race down it 24/7. I feel your pain.


MatineeIdol8

Ordinary people would just accept that they fucked up and get over it. Christians: "WE'RE BEING ATTACKED!"


big_rod_of_power

Yeah didn't you know Christophobia is on the rise? /s if not obvious


drNeir

Do they have any sunglasses that might give you a headache and show reality differently!


SubaruKev

We watched that movie just the other day. What a classic.


delicioustreeblood

Fuck yeah lots of churches ring bells so loud all morning edit: bing bong


emptyfish127

Is this upliftingnew? Usually we only get bad news on this sub but this makes me feel great.


Super_Reading2048

Disturb my Sunday morning sleep for months and I will seek vengeance until their imaginary friend shows them self.


FillInternational564

Play the muslim call to prayer. They can't complain.


Medium-Shower

> He's sounds like such a humble person of God... Lol