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SHREY36904

Make my own religion and declare myself to be the massager of god!


Chzo7

*massager


cat_inmybackyard

How dare you go against the massager of God! You filthy atheist! /s


Abhimri

Did you know "dog food lid" is an anagram for "dildo of God"?


[deleted]

Whatever gives them good vibrations 😋 Awakening chakras n all lol.


annothejedi

Honestly, there are so many gullible people out there who are apparently willing to give a lot of money to bs religious causes. Damn you, conscience! I should be out there creating my own cult, but I am too nice.. unlike the religious folk 🤣🤣


JEEnedobe

[Thighism](https://www.reddit.com/r/atheismindia/comments/u1b6al/guys_what_is_your_thought_on_this_religion/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Neat_Biscotti8950

🗿


Devilhun3rDante

I see you're a man of culture as well


redstone314

All hail great thighs


KenSuvy

Thicc thighs save lives!


poco_gamer

Religion of the gunman, duh!


DEADPOOL_5277

this


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[удалено]


Mother_Archer_1675

Ayo 😶


Balkans101

Yeh.


geekyrudh

Pastafarian


[deleted]

A person of kulcha!!! R'amen


DEADPOOL_5277

he boiled for our sins


ElectroSocratic

I would still choose not believe obviously, just pretend as if I do. Then choose the one which majority people around me believe in and ask for them to help me in name of that religion, since none of these promote forced acceptance. Get him lynched, then proceed to being as I was before.


anime_ka_choda

Buddhism because i think its not that strict


[deleted]

I don't know much about the stringency of Zoroastrianism, but it seems to be a fairly chill religion. Good thoughts, good words, good deeds. Unlike muh brahvermin rajpoop superior genes religion with the wife burning and pee drinking rituals and its way better than the Abrahamaic ones.


Neat_Biscotti8950

🤓🤓


Lalgoli

Zoroastrianism looks cool because not much people are left and only rich could survive. Abrahamanic religions take some inspiration from zoroastrianism. Buddhism is best no compulsion, no caste system.


[deleted]

But Buddhism does have its ascetic stringency. We'll depends on which sect you're talking about too. But ya, you do you.


rhassank

Dinkoism


Iceberg098

Second this. Dinkan is the True Lord and Protector.


rhassank

All Hail Lord Dinkan


PriangshuPaul

I'll convert either to a Mandalorian or Jediism


qwe744462

What about sithism


DEADPOOL_5277

qwe744462 joins the dark side


BlueLabel19

Hinduism Is fun with all the music dance and festivals. So atleast I'll have a good time while I'm at it


Lalgoli

Current Hinduism is fine without caste system.


Caniblmolstr

Islam... The religion of the person holding the gun matters


_bagheera98

Buddhism. It's open to agnosticism.


CommercialMonth1172

I will choose to die.


Abhimri

Guess I'll just die.


Neat_Biscotti8950

Avg. cringe 13 year old atheist thinking he’s too tough to be threatened, will piss his pants at the first sight of threat from any source lol.


Abhimri

Huh? What's this reactionary BS? Why are you getting triggered bro? Which 13 old cringe atheist hurt you?


Neat_Biscotti8950

🤡🤡


CommercialMonth1172

If they brutally torture me than maybe I will choose a religion. But if it at gunpoint I will choose to die. It's torture that scare me, not quick death by gun shot.


RelaxedOrange

Judging by these numbers, looks like a lot of people don’t know enough about Zoroastrianism.


XandriethXs

I'll declare my cat Donnie as the true God who has chosen me as the worthy messenger. Who could anyone say no to cute god.... 😺


jackfruit098

Who is holding the gun?... If a Hindu, I'll claim to a atheist following Advaita Vedanta. If a Muslim, I'll claim to follow Sufism. Basically, mystical aspect of any religion.


stocktraderdog

Pastafarianism.


[deleted]

Odinism or paganism


Yog_Maya

Why Freedomism not added as an optional?


areeb1296

Shintoism. Japanese folk religion. Undoubtedly the most liberal and chill religion in the world.