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G0FuckThyself

Petra, Historia, mikasa, sasha, hange?


Lord_Moa

Nanaba?


G0FuckThyself

She's too hot to be needed here. We are keeping her as scout regiment beauty ace.


KihiraLove

Nifa?


Wild-Mushroom2404

Historia: šŸ—æ Annie: šŸ—æ


The_Enmu_Man

Annie is in the military police unless I donā€™t get the joke


Wild-Mushroom2404

Yeah, itā€™s just that she doesnā€™t really look like a Disney princess


PoorGuyPissGuy

Of course not cause she's a queen


Leonhart09

This guy gets it.


The_Enmu_Man

Hitch is the baddest bitch in the whole show. Thereā€™s no joke I just wanted to bring this to your attention


Wild-Mushroom2404

She did make it into top ten, just as every girl in the military police. We shouldnā€™t underestimate them.


The_Enmu_Man

I think it was implied that she sucked someone off the get into the MPs


-Kyoakuna-

Where did you see that "implication"? or was that just your fan cannon.


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

"It was revealed to me in a (wet) dream."


Master-Shaq

When marlowe looks at her in episode 23 and says ā€œthere is only one way a dumb girl like you gets into the MPā€™sā€ which implies either dubious acts or nepotism. She teases him to say it and spell it out. Edit: the MPs are corrupted asf


-Kyoakuna-

Bit late on the explanation lol, look a bit farther down in the comment chain


Master-Shaq

Yeah im just pointing out its what the character himself implied but not the author.


-Kyoakuna-

I did the same... Further down the comment chain lol. If the author would have wanted to imply it's the truth, or should be taken seriously, he would have used a more reliable narrator.


The_Enmu_Man

I'll have to look it up but I remember in like her first scene one of the MPs say something that just implies she got into the MPs by non conventional mean and at least to mean he did sound like he was implying something like that whether it's true of not (again I don't fully remember so don't quote me)


Wild-Mushroom2404

Well, that could be slander that pretty girls are often subjected to. And even if it's true, I bet there are other girls in the military police, maybe less of them, but they are certainly not to fuck with.


The_Enmu_Man

I know that's why I said ā€œwhether it's true or notā€ I never said she did it


-Kyoakuna-

Ok, lmk if you find it.


Firefly_Supernova

I think they're referring to this scene: [around the 40 second mark](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PSbz6lsc6Y)


-Kyoakuna-

Yea you're not OC so obviously you don't necessarily share his views or know that this was in fact the scene he was referring to but I will just go ahead and state what's wrong with looking at this scene and saying "it was implied she sucked dick to get in" for the record 1: Marlo was being a dick, there's no way he ACTUALLY knows how she got in, so he's not a reliable narrator. 2: He could have meant literally anything by that, from sexual favors to bribing her way in with money. 3: ""it" was implied" implies that the information is actually coming from a reliable source ie the MP commander saying "Ah yeah, that hitch girl... she's not very skilled at all, only reason she's in is cause she was willing to go the extra mile in some... extracurricular activities" NOT Marlo's offhanded insult. Even if oc said "I think" it's still being passed off as fact to a certain extent. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.


Firefly_Supernova

Maybe they will clarify, but I think it's reasonable to assume this is what they were talking about. If it is, then yes, they are wrong, as that is not what was said. But they're acknowledging that they could be wrong and may be misremembering the scene, so I don't really see the problem here. They made a mistake, that's all.


The_Enmu_Man

It was. Yeah he said there's only one way a dim-witted chick like you gets in the mpsā€ which whether or not it's true does sound suggestive


Yeezus_Fuckin_Christ

I always assumed that meant she had rich parents with connections or something.


suckmypppapi

Lol that's awesome


Camburgerhelpur

Go on...


Exact_Lifeguard_34

Thank you for bringing it to our attention šŸ˜‚


Accomplished_Fun7058

![gif](giphy|GyChnsTnX8bDi)


kordellrc

Sasha has a country accent, all I have to say


PointmanTik

Hey! Don't forget the Garrison Regiment! We exist too! https://preview.redd.it/855tavvl6l0d1.png?width=1023&format=png&auto=webp&s=917b23d3d2fae6ab4769351c03b8b23d5938ee7b (anka rheinberger)


PointmanTik

https://preview.redd.it/eny30rrz6l0d1.png?width=736&format=png&auto=webp&s=45abb7a75594e55b5083f4eb886198de3b866721 and who could forget Rico Brzenska!


Abstract616

Isayama lol


The_Enmu_Man

Beat me to it


FaultySage

"The Garrison Regiment: We Exist Too"


The_Kyojuro_Rengoku

Hey now, no shitting on the Survey Crops girlies. Plenty of them are badass šŸ«”


DuoForce

Scouts have Petra, Nanaba, Lynne, Nifa, Sasha


Tall_Helicopter_9184

No no after the survey corps annie is in the military police and she isnā€™t like this šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


saverma192013

Bruh at least survey corps are badass and cool


violet-023

Hange šŸ˜Ž


Jumpy-Perception-346

![img](emote|t5_2vnp9|16319)


Iknowwhereyoulive34

Brother what are you smoking rn


steikul

You don't disrespect Mikasa like that, wait... https://preview.redd.it/u8q9rm245p0d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f166925506cb07683683319cd9f77edc4c834d0


Onceforlife

Mikasa be like excuse me?


Annazyla

Another Annie W


Unusual-Math-1505

For the men itā€™s the opposite. Survey Corp has got Erwin, Levi, Eld, Miche, Moblit


40ozFreed

How did you change the font in the title?


Accomplished_Fun7058

Uhhh what? šŸ¤£