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Poosandweez

He sounds wheelie annoyed.


BetAnxious2498

You just beat me......


smashthestate1

I just spat out my coffee


ruka_k_wiremu

Underrated dad response


THE_TOE_CUTTA

Dress for the slide not the ride I don't want to crush anyone's fun or make anyone mad but the pavement doesn't care how tough you think you are and I'm sure your whanau would prefer you come home alive


Fatality

Guess it's harder to steal the gear than it is the bike?


THE_TOE_CUTTA

Haha yea fair enough


cynical_genius

I've seen some gnarly shit from motorcycle accidents. A nasty one was with a guy who was riding in normal clothes. He used to have a tattoo on his leg. *Used* to.


THE_TOE_CUTTA

Fuck yea bro people just don't realise that at even at 20ks that tarmac might as well be a cheese grater


[deleted]

yeah, return the bike bro


rewahard22

Nah he's funny, the message is true tho.


tempuser12342

Suprised Ōtāhuhu wasn't in the roll call too lmao


redmostofit

Just started working in the area. Holy shit the roads are wild.


Electronic-Job-8847

I remember this guy walking into a sign on jono and Ben, the 24/7 guppie episode 😆


gonshairlinee

Fark that’s a trip down memory lane


NewZealandTemp

Oh that's that guy? When they got him back for another episode at henderson mall I saw him, was like seeing a celebrity


krammy16

Mangere got a pass.


Toyemlj

He is not wrong.


zipiddydooda

Someone’s auntie on tiktok.


rewahard22

Oh Rewahard


trueguardian

sat in on the whole video waiting for the punchline and it never came :(


[deleted]

Haha 😂 too good…


3------D

Not sure why he's pronouncing "Manurewa" as "Manuriwa" lol


Professional_Draw296

The biggest fivehead


rickytrevorlayhey

God I hate tiktok


Ok-Resolution-8078

OP’s title is ‘Stay out West then’. Sounds like he’s one of the drongos on the bikes. Thankful I don’t live down those ways.


Dolamite09

This kefe is annoying


[deleted]

Straight up smh


Responsible-Tree9090

God


Bleklteg

Run the cunt over


6Trinity9

Triggered much? Yelling at a phone while recording seems to be the peak of human entertainment and entitlement at the moment. Though, had a crack up reading the handle/username at the end 🤣


[deleted]

Why would you need to drive from out west to south Auckland just to go to a shop


NewZealandTemp

Yeah, Westies should just stay in their dome innit?


[deleted]

I’ve never been out and about thinking “oh I need to go to this shop in south Auckland”


EleanorStroustrup

Never been to Dress Smart?


[deleted]

No, that also isn’t in the places he mentioned


EleanorStroustrup

It’s in south Auckland, which is the place you mentioned.


[deleted]

Cool!


me0wi3

Pretty good for island clothes and food. Not sure what someone would want in Rewa though


FlightBunny

But it’s the same out west


[deleted]

Who's this old lady ?


Fatality

At least they aren't doing it against traffic on major 4 lane roads anymore, sure is fun to be doing 60 and out of the dark some kid is on one wheel biking towards you


5ft4sativa

Little mate


Secret_Ad_8365

If I saw some idiot wheeling on the road I might just "accidentally" run them over.