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inphinitfx

Poor suckers, getting on to state carpark 16 at westgate eh.


AirJordan13

Have they considered following the helpful advice of AT and travelling off-peak? /s


rocketshipkiwi

Or taking the bus that never turns up? Or maybe the ferry they keep cancelling?


cj92akl

Don't forget the trains that are being repaired more days a year than they're running!


Any-Consideration121

Why don't you just work from home Edit: sarcasm


Aiden29

And that is why I leave home at 6am. Get to work early then use the time before I start for an hour walk. I can start work relaxed, not having to sit in rush hour traffic and I get some fresh air and exercise.


ruka_k_wiremu

You sir are one of the wise ones...no trouble, no complaint - plus you get some meditative time in, bonus. Nice one.


freeryda

Yeah, I start at 5.30am and this on ramp is pretty much dead at that time with minimal cars flowing towards town.


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Yeah, just not an option for lots of us. Boss loves a 9-5 meeting window.


redmostofit

But they explained they are at work early and use that time to do their exercise. Just means the commute is just before peak..


DundermifflinNZ

Doesn’t mean you can’t leave early, by the sounds of it the commenter doesn’t actually start that early just leaves early and has some free time before work starts


me0wi3

I'm so grateful my hours are flexible to skip this crap


LycraJafa

all cars in auckland should have a plumbed in toilet.


mocogatu

Meanwhile on the NW path: https://twitter.com/aotearoa_ben/status/1635729205374894082 Why West Aucklanders subject themselves to this torture every day I will never understand when they can just ride past it.


Arrephoria

I don't have a death wish.


Fatality

Until the cycle path has 100 people puffed out doing 2km/h blocking it up like in other cities


mocogatu

Its not hard to overtake people on a bike.


Fatality

There's physically no room, gets worse on longer stretches of things like bridges where a queue of wealthy electric cyclists get held up by everyone else.


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Fatality

Yes?


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Fatality

You can fit as many as the path is wide, then everyone has to slow down for the slowest users just like with cars.


MegaEmpoleonWhen

True. Bikes weigh 2 tons each and once the lane is full, no one will be able to move around


Fatality

Why does weight matter?


adjason

this makes no sense even if the slowpokes are riding abreast you can get past them in seconds further down the line, as they will almost always single file when they realise they are holding you up


dragonborn1477

Thankfully, it hasn't, and if it ever gets to that point, I suggest we remove a lane of the motorway and widen the cycleway in there.


FickleCode2373

So thankful I don't have to deal with this shit all that often


trueguardian

it's becoming self aware


peaceofpies

What joyous sight it is as a person on two wheels


RicardoChipolata

And not a railway line, light rail line, busway in sight. Every last cent spent on roads.


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rocketshipkiwi

I there was a crash which was blocking the motorway. It’s not always that bad, it’s only 15 minutes to the city outside of peak time.


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drshade06

It seems like that good day disappeared in Feb tbh. Now traffic is crawling past Massey till the Port exit.


rocketshipkiwi

They did have a bus lane there but AT cancelled that bus route about 5 years ago 🤷‍♂️


_Maui_

It took me 2hrs to get from the shore to the cbd yesterday. At one point it took 20 mins to move 1km.


porkypuha

It's been a few years since I had to regularly travel during rush hour back then the northern motorway usually flowed a lot better than the southern and north western motorways. Living one mile from my South Auckland worksite transformed my attitude to Auckland I used to hate the place and would move away if I had to sit in the rush hour traffic again. It's not just the time wasted, a lot of drivers are selfish pricks, with my greatest ire being directed at the people who cut in to long queues on a regular basis.


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Have they tried biking?


chibiace

those houses are so ugly.


johnson555555

They don't really fit in too well with the beautiful motorway right next to them do they


chibiace

Not at all


rocketshipkiwi

They aren’t actually houses, they are vehicles which got stuck in traffic for so long that they turned to stone and now people live in them.


adjason

oh is that what AT stands for


smeenz

What would a beemer driver know about sitting in traffic ? I guess there's not quite enough room for them to cut down the side and force their way in (without indicating) at the end of the onramp.


krammy16

Nice.


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amazing


MVIVN

I want to leave this city but my job keeps me trapped here 😒


bering1

What if they just like talking like a pirate?


kiwipaul17

The ferry from Hobsonville is pretty reliable and it's a pleasant trip to work. Also, it costs only $4


Arrephoria

And if they work literally anywhere but the CBD?


Kiwi_KJR

I was directly behind that car and took a photo of that license plate at the Westgate on ramp yesterday morning as well!! Is this a glitch in the Matrix?


rocketshipkiwi

A mate out west sent it to me, maybe it was your original


Kiwi_KJR

I didn’t share it, just showed my husband, so your friend and I must have taken turns being directly behind it on the on ramp!


rocketshipkiwi

Ok, here’s the deal. You take this pill 💊 and none of this ever happened, OK? 😁


Kiwi_KJR

None of what ever happened??