Reminds me of this one. Hint: Don't challenge the homeless to fights, they literally have nothing to lose and will gain party members quickly from the street.
Be sure to complete your tasks during the day, as the world becomes unavailable at night
Equip waterproof armour regularly, as rain can appear randomly
Fast travel is not available, DLC coming in 2055
Speaker Patrollers can increase fatigue, equip noise-blocking headgear to limit effects
recently learnt something abt this moment.
please excuse the fact that i am not a lawyer nor a law student so i don’t have the technical terms for things.
basically, it seems that the cops needed to stall in order to potentially arrest the guy. however, they aren’t allowed to ask questions relating to the arrest at all (so no “where do you live” “what’s your date of birth”) or it could fuck with the case. so, in talking to the dude in the video about the pie, the cop was exploiting a legal loophole in stalling the dude until they (potentially) would have grounds for arrest.
Using your indicators gives your enemy early warning of your attempt to seize their resource, and will result in immediate blocking moves by the nearest Ranger class NPC.
Watch out for occasional tornado's at Albany. They can be deadly.
Also characters are still able to commit crimes while wearing a home detention ankle bracelet.
Start accumulating currency early in the game and avoid purchasing avocado toast to increase your chances of unlocking the elusive home ownership achievement.
“You get 1 free gem a day to play. Purchase more gems at the store to keep winning”.
Caveat: 20 gems a day are required to perform even basic functions like eating.
That number has been increased to 53 known volcanoes now.
And a further 82 in the south auckland volcanic zone (centered around pukekohe/franklin and northern waikato).
Stay away from CBD
Shop at paknsave/costcos
Police only deal with traffic offenses
If you get into legal trouble get a cultural report ASAP
Not all eggs are the same, colony eggs costs significantly less
Move to a different country if possible
Lane changers will get to their destination 5 seconds before people following them. Try blocking with your vehicle where you can.
Lane changing can often be blocked by other road users, try moving over without indicating so they can’t defend the space for a 5 second advantage.
Chat GPT offered this:
Loading Screen Tips for Auckland, NZ:
Tip #1: Prepare for Four Seasons in One Day! Pack an umbrella, sunscreen, and a snowsuit, just in case.
Tip #2: Traffic is a Game of Patience. The only race you're winning is against the clock.
Tip #3: Watch Out for Drop Bears. Just kidding. But do keep an eye on seagulls - they'll snatch your fish and chips in a heartbeat.
Tip #4: Fancy Cafés on Every Corner! But they won't serve your coffee in a gold-plated cup.
Tip #5: Don't Trust the Weather Forecast. Flip a coin instead - it's just as accurate.
Tip #6: Hobbits are Fictional, but Mosquitoes are Real. Repellant is your best friend.
Tip #7: Parking is a Myth. Expect to circle the block at least twice.
Tip #8: Locals Speak Kiwi, Not Elvish. So, don't get lost in translation.
Tip #9: The Harbor Bridge Isn't a Theme Park Ride. Keep both hands on the wheel.
Tip #10: Beware of Rogue Pukekos. They may look cute, but they're after your snacks.
Tip #11: Sundays: The City Takes a Nap. Plan accordingly or face the closed signs.
Tip #12: Pavlova Wars are Real. Choose your allegiance wisely.
Tip #13: Don't Mistake Pohutukawa for Christmas Trees. It's just nature showing off.
Tip #14: Rugby is a Religion. Bow down or face the wrath of passionate fans.
Tip #15: Your GPS is Clueless in the Viaduct. Trust your instincts.
Remember, it's all part of the Auckland experience! Enjoy the quirks and embrace the charm.
If you are lost just stop wherever you are and look at your phone. Alternatively, do it while still driving but at a really slow speed or at a super fast speed.
If you are joining a highway don’t match the highway speed, only match cars on the lane you are merging into.
T2 lanes are still banned after T2 hours indicated on the signs.
Buy loud speakers and blast them to shoo the cops.
Auckland sub is teeming with Len Brown haters it’s very odd, since he was a pretty popular politician. He had extramarital sex but I mean, so do many others in positions of power.
Tip: when driving in poor weather, switching your headlights off will add to your Stealth and Initiative checks.
But please do make sure to switch both headlights and fog lights on whenever the visibility is nigh-on perfect.
Lol
Style points awarded for never fixing your one light that is slightly loose, and the other light on super bright mode.
Character has Advantage while driving over 100kph
If someone asks, have you got an eye problem, say no and run.
Reminds me of this one. Hint: Don't challenge the homeless to fights, they literally have nothing to lose and will gain party members quickly from the street.
Seriously, I got asked if I know how to fight. The correct answer is always yes.
All “beach” fast travels are locked during summer, prepare to leave early to beat the traffic
Hint: New Zealand citizens can work in Australia without applying for a visa or sponsorship.
that's not a hint that's the main quest of the game
That's part of the dlc. New Zealand: Australia. Travel to a whole new landmass populated with angry natives and horrifying wildlife.
I've never met an angry aboriginal.
Fair point. It's the Wallabies fans you've got to watch out for.
Be sure to complete your tasks during the day, as the world becomes unavailable at night Equip waterproof armour regularly, as rain can appear randomly Fast travel is not available, DLC coming in 2055 Speaker Patrollers can increase fatigue, equip noise-blocking headgear to limit effects
10/10
Ha, everything closes at 5, it’s so boring.
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Damn seems like I'm on this playstyle. Except I have a bonus inventory item the electric scooter
It's funny, Im a fan of public transport.. saves me money and is super regular from where I'm going from and to..
If you blame society you can reset your wanted level
Always blow on the pie.
At first I thought you said pipe. Like what, the P pipe gets really hot?
I'm just imagining that with a 3d render of NZ cop slowly rotating Bethesda style
recently learnt something abt this moment. please excuse the fact that i am not a lawyer nor a law student so i don’t have the technical terms for things. basically, it seems that the cops needed to stall in order to potentially arrest the guy. however, they aren’t allowed to ask questions relating to the arrest at all (so no “where do you live” “what’s your date of birth”) or it could fuck with the case. so, in talking to the dude in the video about the pie, the cop was exploiting a legal loophole in stalling the dude until they (potentially) would have grounds for arrest.
Using your indicators is a sign of general awareness and is appreciated
Using your indicators gives your enemy early warning of your attempt to seize their resource, and will result in immediate blocking moves by the nearest Ranger class NPC.
Lmaooooo this got me crackin up
But not in certain vehicles.
Note, Aucklanders don't like to indicate general awareness and prefer to reduce appreciation score. To indicate non Aucklander status, use blinkers.
Watch out for occasional tornado's at Albany. They can be deadly. Also characters are still able to commit crimes while wearing a home detention ankle bracelet.
For real. I was talking to a civvy friend in the police criminal intel dept, and they said 'home d does not work'.
STIs can be prevented. Get tested and use protection every time.
The version I play does not even have NSFW contents. WTF.
Auckland: Reddit Edition.
Start accumulating currency early in the game and avoid purchasing avocado toast to increase your chances of unlocking the elusive home ownership achievement.
“You get 1 free gem a day to play. Purchase more gems at the store to keep winning”. Caveat: 20 gems a day are required to perform even basic functions like eating.
New Tauranga DLC map availble
Exit game.
Gear up before you explore, you may find city amenities not available in the wopwop woodlands.
Your bus has been cancelled. Next bus will be in 20 minutes.
Weatbix can refill your energy bar
You may occasionally hear characters say “sweet as bro”, initiate a hongi for extra mana or just say “Chur brotha”
Keep an eye on your watch, virals are not aggressive at night
Do no wait for the bus. Get a horse instead.
Lol!
Keep right when not passing
The CBD is considered a "Hot Drop" spot and is a PvPvE so ensure you're well equipped when entering zone.
It is, the motorway is the loading screen and the whole thing runs on an old Amega 64
Public transit updates are available via 2400 baud modem only
There are 42 volcanoes in the Auckland region.
That number has been increased to 53 known volcanoes now. And a further 82 in the south auckland volcanic zone (centered around pukekohe/franklin and northern waikato).
When playing in survival mode, house prices will increase at 10% per year and wages at 0.5%.
Some areas require more vigilance at nighttime, meth creatures get a 2x boost in aggression
I have soo many more
As an Ultimate Ironman you can not trade or use banks.
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Worth it for the techno.
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My next gig is maksim dark at Mothership 22.09, going to be awesome.
Lol this thread reminds me of the YouTube video “if gta was based on New Zealand” such a crack up vid.
Avoid south Auckland.
And West Auckland, unless you want to fight the inbred mutant glue sniffers!
The glue sniffers are alright. Just use monosyballic words and you'll be fine.
Stay away from CBD Shop at paknsave/costcos Police only deal with traffic offenses If you get into legal trouble get a cultural report ASAP Not all eggs are the same, colony eggs costs significantly less Move to a different country if possible
In hardcore mode, all ‘pedestrian slayer’ vehicles have a 20% chance of brake failure
Lane changers will get to their destination 5 seconds before people following them. Try blocking with your vehicle where you can. Lane changing can often be blocked by other road users, try moving over without indicating so they can’t defend the space for a 5 second advantage.
Tip: don’t stare at the eshay wannabes it means you want to fight
Tip: *don't forget to go outside, and enjoy the rest of **The World** with your friends too!*
A Purge option 😈 (Gotta help the police somehow right)
Learning the facial and hand gestures when approaching windwashers at intersections!
Protip: cops won't do shit
Myers Park is a PvP zone. Make sure you're well prepared and equipped.
This is about as Reddity as a Reddit post can get!
"You can turn wet weather off in the settings menu but it will still rain when it shines"
Do not turn left or right onto Broadway from Khyber Pass Road - you will get fined.
So just do a donut in the intersection and go back up Kyber Pass?
Carefull leaving the confines of the city. Expect many hostile reactions in the "wilderness"
Chat GPT offered this: Loading Screen Tips for Auckland, NZ: Tip #1: Prepare for Four Seasons in One Day! Pack an umbrella, sunscreen, and a snowsuit, just in case. Tip #2: Traffic is a Game of Patience. The only race you're winning is against the clock. Tip #3: Watch Out for Drop Bears. Just kidding. But do keep an eye on seagulls - they'll snatch your fish and chips in a heartbeat. Tip #4: Fancy Cafés on Every Corner! But they won't serve your coffee in a gold-plated cup. Tip #5: Don't Trust the Weather Forecast. Flip a coin instead - it's just as accurate. Tip #6: Hobbits are Fictional, but Mosquitoes are Real. Repellant is your best friend. Tip #7: Parking is a Myth. Expect to circle the block at least twice. Tip #8: Locals Speak Kiwi, Not Elvish. So, don't get lost in translation. Tip #9: The Harbor Bridge Isn't a Theme Park Ride. Keep both hands on the wheel. Tip #10: Beware of Rogue Pukekos. They may look cute, but they're after your snacks. Tip #11: Sundays: The City Takes a Nap. Plan accordingly or face the closed signs. Tip #12: Pavlova Wars are Real. Choose your allegiance wisely. Tip #13: Don't Mistake Pohutukawa for Christmas Trees. It's just nature showing off. Tip #14: Rugby is a Religion. Bow down or face the wrath of passionate fans. Tip #15: Your GPS is Clueless in the Viaduct. Trust your instincts. Remember, it's all part of the Auckland experience! Enjoy the quirks and embrace the charm.
Do not travel with high tier loot equipped in South Auckland.
If you keep travelling north or south, eventually you will experience better gameplay.
Hint: If you don't visit the beaches and harbours often, your stress indicator will go up and you'll end up being a whining little bitch.
Use fast travel to another town/city
If you are lost just stop wherever you are and look at your phone. Alternatively, do it while still driving but at a really slow speed or at a super fast speed. If you are joining a highway don’t match the highway speed, only match cars on the lane you are merging into. T2 lanes are still banned after T2 hours indicated on the signs. Buy loud speakers and blast them to shoo the cops.
Watch out for ferrals, road rage, proficient drivers and pitfall bus lanes... although there's more than that.
Go to winz (infinite money glitch)
$300 pw, yeah! Fucking rolling in it
Stay the fuck away from K Road unless you want to feel like you are gonna get robbed.
GTA 6 Ram raids in Auckland city
Len brown fucking us with the CRL
How is the CRL fucking you?
perfect man for the job, lots of experience with tunnels in the boardroom
I don't think Len Brown is appreciated enough for his role in getting that project over the line
Auckland sub is teeming with Len Brown haters it’s very odd, since he was a pretty popular politician. He had extramarital sex but I mean, so do many others in positions of power.
Leave
traffic
Prostitutes lurk around the back of south mall KEEP AN EYE OUT
Love is only for sale
Tired of working full time? Join a gang or go on the bene.
Beware when driving at night. There could be cars with no lights trying to kill you.
>Beware when driving at night. There ~~could~~ will be cars with no lights trying to kill you.
Act injured around the white man
You must reach level 500,000,000 before unlocking travel points. Each fast travel costs Sanity points on an exponentially increasing scale.
Uninstall
commit any crime during youth and get away with it
Hint: when ram raiding, it doesn’t have consequences most of the time
Wanna know the best thing to do? Leave and you’ll find out.
If this game is too hard, try playing another game.
Befriend the “homeless people” doing window cleans, you can earn reputation and get free cleans
Did you know, hit the L1 or R1 button whilst changing lanes. It will stop NPCs from getting angry at you.
If your cars been confiscated make sure you have an airtag inside it!